Dragon Ball Z in Middle School: 7th Grade (Complete)

Title: Dragon Ball Z in Middle School: 7th Grade
Category: Anime/Manga » Dragon Ball Z
Author: DragonBall787
Language: English, Rating: Rated: T
Genre: Humor/Romance
Published: 03-22-14, Updated: 06-30-14
Chapters: 22, Words: 31,655
Chapter 1: The Gap Between 6th and 7th Grade
Disclaimer: I'm not Saiyan this anymore! This is my only disclaimer, and it will be replaced with the Chibi Vegeta Show! Now, I DO NOT own DRAGONBALL, Z, OR THE OTHER ONE WHICH I WILL NOT SPEAK OF!
Chapter 1: The Gap Between 6th and 7th Grade
Summer after 6th Grade
It was the Junior World Martial Arts Tournament and the crowd was screaming and cheering as they saw one of the greatest fights between the most powerful kids-err-teens in the universe.
"Haa!" 12 year old Super Saiyan Goku and 13 year old Super Saiyan Vegeta yelled as they punched each other.
It was the finals and Goku and Vegeta were in their most heated battles yet.
They separated in pants and Vegeta smirked, "I hate to admit Kakarot, but you have gotten surprisingly stronger..."
Goku smiled widely, "Aww, thanks Vegeta!"
Vegeta growled, "That means I gotta use more strength to beat you up!" as he charged at Goku
Meanwhile, the Z Fighters were watching.
"Go Vegeta-chan!" Bulma cheered
Chi-Chi scowled, "Vegeta doesn't stand a chance!"
Bulma growled, "We'll see about that!"
Piccolo groaned. They always argued about Goku and Vegeta
Tarble, Gure, Celeria, and Turles were watching too.
Frieza yelled, "I take my bets on Vegeta!"
Cell screamed, "You're on!"
Taleem said, "Goku's not guarding very good. Vegeta will notice and take advantage,"
Krillin asked, "How'd you know that?"
Taleem said, "I have a talent for pointing out flaws in battles,"
Krillin looked at 18 as they continued looking at the fight.
Vegeta continuously punched Goku in the face, while Goku tried his best to dodge it.
"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE!" Piccolo screamed.
"Ok-AAAHHH!" Goku screamed as Vegeta blasted him multiple times.
"Dodge Kakarot!" Bardock yelled.
"You can do this, sweetie!" Gine yelled.
"Hurry up and get him out of the ring!" King Vegeta yelled
"Before something wrong happens!" Vegeta's mother yelled.
Vegeta scowled. They were always ruining his fun.
While taking the chance, Goku prepared his Kamehameha.
"Ka...me...ha...me...HA!" Goku screamed as the blasted his attack towards Vegeta.
Vegeta's eyes widened as he saw Goku's Kamehameha attack blast towards him.
He quickly screamed, "FINAL FLASH!" and counterattacked Goku's attack.
They were in a battle between their signature attacks, and it was unknown who was winning.
"Oh my goodness, their in a battle between spirits!" The announcer cried.
Vegeta inwardly groaned, he hated that man.
Just then, both teens felt the pressure of their attacks exploding.
Now they both knew that it was now the battle between who was the last standing.
The pressure grew even more, and they both prepared for-
*EXTREMELY HUGE EXPLOSION THAT IS SO LOUD, THAT I CANNOT EXPRESS THIS IN A TYPING FORM*
People gasped as they tried to see behind the cloud of smoke, who was standing.
"Vegeta! Get up so I can win!" Freeza yelled
"No! Goku you get up, so I can win!" Cell screamed.
The cloud cleared as it showed two beat up Goku and Vegeta standing.
Everyone was silent, and they knew that one was going to fall.
Goku and Vegeta were stuck in a staring contest, just daring each other to fall.
Their eyes both lowered, and eventually one fell.
"Gasp!" Everyone gasped.
"...I can't believe it! The winner is...Vegeta!" The announcer screamed.
The crowd cheered as they saw Vegeta smirking whild reverting to his base form.
Goku was ok, he just fainted and now sleeping.
"Vegeta is the Junior World Martial Arts Champion!" The announcer yelled.
Vegeta looked at the crowd, and saw an angry Chi-Chi, Bulma cheering and waving to him, Cell crying and Freeza screaming, "YES!", His mother and father gloating to Kakarot's parents, His brother and sister waving to him, 18 and Krillin kissing (as usual), 17, Piccolo, and Taleem was just looking at him.
Confetti fell down as the crowd screamed even louder.
Vegeta smirked as we walked to get his prize, maybe this year wouldn't be so bad.
This year was going to be bad!
Vegeta groaned as he woke up to the first day of 7th grade, and his voice cracked.
"*cough* Why me! *crack*" Vegeta yelled.
And then, he..he-he didn't even wanna think about it!
Vegeta took an extra long shower, put on deodorant, which was strangely called "AXE", and went downstairs.
Tarble, Celeria, and his father was eating cereal. His mother worked first shift (Isn't that in the morning?)
King Vegeta asked, "What took you so long?"
Vegeta growled, "None of your business *crack*!" and started chomping on some cereal.
Tarble said, "He's just mad cause his voice is cracki- AAHHH!"
Vegeta banged Tarble's head in his cereal, "My voice isnt cra*crack*cking!"
"You sound funny! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Celeria laughed.
Vegeta growled, "Wait till you two turn thirteen..." and continued eating.
King Vegeta said, "Are you ok? You sound moodier than usual..."
Vegeta growled, "Lay off my back!", grabbed his bookbag, and walked out.
Tarble said, "Puberty's hitting him hard.."
Celeria asked, "What's that?"
Tarble blushed, "Ask Father!" he said as he ran out.
'D*** it!' King Vegeta thought as Celeria looked at King Vegeta
Vegeta walked over to Bulma's house and knocked on the door.
'Not her mother! Not her mother! Not her mother!' Vegeta mentally thought before the door opened.
Bulma walked out quickly and slammed the door.
"*phew* Hi Vegeta!" Bulma greeted.
Vegeta smirked and wrapped his tail around her as they started to walk to school.
"I can't wait for 7th grade!" Bulma said excitedly.
Vegeta said, "I want this year to *crack* be over with.."
Bulma gasped as she heard his voice, "You poor thing! Your voice is cracking!"
Vegeta shrugged, "It doesn't matter.."
Bulma said, "Yes it does! I'm giving you some medicine after school,"
Vegeta sighed as he nodded.
While he was looking at Bulma, he also saw Bulma's version of puberty.
Her chest.
He blushed heavily and tried to get certain thoughts out of his head.
Bulma looked at Vegeta's blushing face.
"Is something wrong?" she asked.
Vegeta shook his head 'no' and they continued walking.
School-
They were at West City Middle School, Home of the Shenlongs.
Lots of kids were waiting for school to open, so their were mainly on their phones or talking.
When Vegeta and Bulma arrived, everyone was dead silent-well the nerds and the bullies.
Vegeta growled at the nerds, who ran away screaming, and the bullies bowed in respect.
Everyone cleared the way for him, while whispering.
When they leaned against the wall, Bulma glared at him.
"What?" he asked.
"What did you do to make people act like that around you?!"
Vegeta said, "I just gained a bad rep,"
Bulma raised her eyebrow as she asked, "So you're basically a bully,"
Vegeta shrugged, "Something like that.."
Bulma sighed very deeply.
"Vegeta! Bulma!" Goku and Chi-Chi called as they ran up to them.
"Hi Chi! Son-kun!" Bulma greeted as she hugged both of them.
"Wow, what happened to you bikini?!" Bulma asked.
She wore a blue kimino, red pants, and red shoes. She wore no helmet (Is that what she wears in the picture or is it a gi?)
Chi-Chi blushed as she said, "It's not appropriate for a girl my age,"
Bulma 'oh' ed and nodded.
"Guess what I discovered?!" Goku yelled.
"What?" asked Bulma.
"I'm a Saiyan!" Goku said.
"You should've known *crack* that from the start *crack*!" Vegeta screamed.
"Is something wrong with his voice?" Chi-Chi asked.
Bulma shrugged, "Just puberty,"
"Hi five man!" Krillin said.
Everyone jumped.
"Where did you come from?!" Goku asked.
"Nowhere," Krillin said.
18 sighed, "He just lowered his ki and snuck up on you guys,"
"Always ruining my fun Babe," Krillin sighed.
Piccolo said, "Guess what?! We don't have a Assembly today!"
"HOORAY!" Everyone cheered
"Finally!" Taleem shouted.
Just then, the bell rung and everyone hurried to class.
Reading-
King Vegeta wasn't teaching this year, because he got promoted to VP.
Now this teacher was Mr. Roundtree.
"Hello, my name is Mr. Roundtree, and I will be your reading teacher, now today we're going to go through the rules," he said.
Everyone groaned.
"BORING!" Vegeta yelled.
"Do you want a detention?!" Mr. Roundtree yelled.
"I don't care motherf*****, so just give *crack* me the f***** paper, *crack* so I can ditch this *crack* f****** class *crack*!" Vegeta screamed.
Everyone looked at Vegeta. He looked so irritated and moody, and a nasty vein was on his forehead.
Mr. Roundtree stood shocked for a few moments, before he left the classroom.
Everyone immediately started talking and getting on their phones.
Bulma walked up to Vegeta, "Are you ok?"
Vegeta sighed as he said, "I need an asprin.."
Tarble said, "Yea you do, you've been moody ever since this morning,"
Vegeta growled, "Get off my back Tarble!"
Tarble backed away quickly.
Meanwhile, Frieza was pestering Celeria.
"You are a nerd! You are a nerd!" Frieza teased.
Celeria growled, "Shut up, Frieza!"
Frieza started flicking her head.
"Nerd!Nerd!Nerd!Nerd!" Frieza said.
Just then Celeria felt the flicking stop.
She turned around to see Turles beating up Frieza.
Turles grabbed Frieza's tail and swung him to a wall.
It made a big crash, and everyone looked at an knocked out Frieza.
Just then, someone tapped Celeria's shoulder.
She turned around to look at the eyes of Raditz.
"Are you ok?" he asked.
"Yea.." Celeria said, memorized by his black eyes.
Just when Raditz was about to say something, Turles grabbed his hair and met him face to face.
"What are you doing?!" Turles growled.
"Just checking to see if she's ok!" Raditz growled back.
"She doesn't need you to do that!" Turles snarled.
"How do you know?!" Raditz seethed.
Just when they were about to fight, Celeria interrupted them.
"STOP ARGUING!" she screamed.
They both covered their ears, and their eyes.
P.E-
They were in the gym, having free time since it was the first day.
The boys were in one side of the gym, talking about girls.
"Y'know, 18's the most hottest girl," Krillin bragged.
Vegeta busted out laughing, "Oh please, 18 doesn't have half of what Bulma has!"
Master Roshi said, "Yep! Especially her hooters! They're so mature!"
Master Roshi started having a nosebleed while his hands were in a "pafu pafu" position (Look at Dragon Ball or the internet if you don't know what that is)
Vegeta slapped Master Roshi's head, "Stop fantasizing about my girl!...And stop looking at her *crack* hooters!"
Tarble said, "Well..I think Gure's pretty mature!"
Everyone busted out laughing. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" (This is NOT a flame on Tarble or Gure!)
Vegeta snickered, "You have a LOT to learn about girls!"
"Hey!" Tarble yelled, offended.
Meanwhile, Raditz and Nappa were talking.
"You gotta talk to her, man!" Nappa yelled.
Raditz blushed as he said, "I don't know how...she's so pretty and fun!"
Nappa said, "Guess what Raditz?"
Raditz said, "What?"
Nappa smirked as he said, "D***!"
Raditz growled as Nappa busted out laughing.
"Not funny!" Raditz growled.
"Go ahead!" Nappa yelled as he pushed Raditz towards her direction.
Just when Raditz was about to walk up to her, the bell rung, indicating that it was math class.
Next Time- The Gap Between 6th and 7th Grade part 2
This is just a preview of what this fic will be like once I'm finished with the 6th grade one. Speaking of the 6th grade fic, I only have four more chapters left, so once I'm finished, I will get to this fic. Also I have 5 chapters of my first grade fic left, and I may get started on 2nd grade after I'm finished with my 7th grade fic, which will be less than 23 chapters. But right now I'll focus on finishing my two fics, work on 7th, then i'll work on my 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th fica, then work on 8th grade, then if I'm still in 8th grade by the time I get finished, I'll work on mini fics and one shots while I wait till high school comes to do my high school fic, all in one and a half years till high school :D!
Chapter 2: The Gap Between 6th and 7th Grade (pt 2)
Disclaimer: Ok, this is my last disclaimer, I don't own S***!
Chapter 2: The Gap between 6th and 7th Grade (part 2)
When everyone went to class, Piccolo was still in the hallway
Piccolo took out his camera and said, "What's up homies, this Pickle-O Swag N****, and you're looking at my crib!"
Suddenly Mr. Blutzinger (Look at the 2nd to last chapter of Dbz in Middle School: 6th Grade) snatched the camera.
"This isn't your 'crib' it's the school! And no videos!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.
Piccolo snatched the camera and ran away.
"Hey! Come back here!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled as he tried to chase after Piccolo.
"Hello, My name is Ms. Daulton, and I'm delusional sometimes. I'll be your math teacher!" Ms. Daulton said.
Everyone was silent.
"Today we're gonna play a game to get tp know each other," Ms. Daulton said
"But we already know each other," Freeza yelled from the back.
"A bit too much.." Vegeta said.
Everyone spared suspicious glances at each other.
"Well, you can do whatever, cause this is the first day of school," Ms. Daulton said as she walked out.
"So what are we gonna do now?" Taleem asked.
"Talk of course!" Cell yelled.
"But we're used to disobeying the teachers..." Freeza said.
"..."
"Oh well!" Everyone said as they started talking.
Meanwhile, Yamcha as always, was creepily spying on his ex girlfriends (Even though Bulma wasn't his girlfriend in the first place)
Right now he was eyeing Bulma like a piece of meat.
She was playing checkers with Vegeta.
Bulma smirked as she was about to win.
They always ended up with a tie at checkers.
Just when she was about to move her last piece, Vegeta swept all the pieces off the board.
"Oops. Looks like nobody won..." Vegeta said while smirking.
"VEGETA!" Bulma screamed as she tried to hit him.
Vegeta busted out laughing at Bulma's tantrum.
Just then, Yamcha was about to blast Vegeta.
"Mwahahahaha! Now Bulma will be mine!" Yamcha yelled as he released his attack.
"Hey look, a quarter!" Vegeta said as he ducked.
The attack flew past his head and hit Bojack.
"YAARRGG! YE HIT ME WITH A ATTACK, EH?!" Bojack yelled
Yamcha wet his pants as Bojack ran towards him to give a beating.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yamcha yelled as he got punched repeatedly.
"What's his problem?" Goku asked.
Krillin shrugged.
Just then, the door busted open with Piccolo screaming while holding his camera.
"COME BACK HERE!" Mr. Blutzinger screamed as he chased Piccolo around the classroom.
Piccolo jumped out of the window, "I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!" he sang as he flew away.
Buttstinger did the same- getting stuck in the process.
"Help! I-I'm stuck!" Mr. Blutzinger screamed.
Everyone just busted out laughing.
"It's NOT funny!" Blutzinger screamed.
But they just laughed even harder.
Frieza said, "I got an idea, let's blast Mr. Buttstinger's fat a**!"
Everyone agreed as they started shooting blasts at Mr. Blutzinger.
Chi-Chi shook her head as everyone was toturing the principal.
Meanwhile, Raditz walked up to Celeria, who was laughing at the fight.
"H-Hey, I was wondering if you wanted to go out to the movies- y'know..as friends?"
Celeria smiled at Raditz, "Sure!" she agreed.
Turles was listening, and he was not happy.
"I'll spy on them, and if anything happens, i'll kill Raditz!" Turles muttered spitefully.
The kids were still torturing Buttstinger, and Bulma and Vegeta were arguing.
"Why did you do that?!" Bulma yelled.
"I didn't do *crack* anything!" Vegeta yelled back.
"Yes you did!" Bulma yelled.
"Did not!" "Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Wait...why are we *crack* arguing?" Vegeta asked.
Bulma shrugged.
"So, you wanna go out *crack* to the movies, later on?" Vegeta asked.
"Sure!" Bulma agreed.
A beat-up Yamcha chuckled evilly as he said, "Yes...I will ruin their date! And Bulma Briefs will be mine!"
Bojack was behind him and said, "YAARRG! DID YE JUST SAY ZANGYA WILL BE YER'S?! WHY I OUGHTA!"
"No I meant-!"
But Yamcha was too late.
Bojack started beating him up all over again.
"Poor Bojack..." Goku said as he watched the beating.
"BOJACK?!" Yamcha screamed as he was being punched and kicked.
Lunch-
It was lunch time, and everyone was complaining about the food.
"This sucks!" 18 whined as she looked at her food.
"Ugh! Tell me about it!" Mai said as she looked at her runny potatoes.
"That's why I buy my own lunch," Bulma said as she ate her sand-witch.
Vegeta said, "And that's why I *crack* take her *crack* food," as he stole her grapes.
Bulma glared, but rolled her eyes.
Piccolo walked into the lunch room, with a glass of water.
"Where did you go earlier?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Home," Piccolo replied as he sat down.
"What happened to Mr. Blutzinger?!" Mai cried as ge saw Mr. Blutzinger limp to his seat.
Taleem gave an evil smile.
Everyone looked at him.
Taleem said, "A few minutes ago..."
Flashback-
Everyone left for lunch, and Talerm was left in the classroom with the stuck Mr. Buttstinger.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't the man who gave me a D in science!" Taleem said.
Mr. Buttstinger said, "Shut up and let me go!"
Taleem said, "I beg to differ..." as he prepared his attack.
"What do you- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Mr. Blutzinger screamed
End Flashback-
"You broke his leg?!" Mai yelled.
Taleem smiled as he nodded.
"Wow, I wish I could've done that.." Tarble said.
"You're just too *crack* scared!" Vegeta teased as Tarble glared at him.
"I'm not!" Tarble said.
"Ok, how about he have a bet? If Tarble doesn't prank or hurt Mr. Buttstinger by next Friday, he has to...braid his hair for a month, and if he does, Vegeta has to dress up as a fox and sing, 'What does the Fox Say?'" Bulma said.
"Deal!" Vegeta and Tarble said as they shook on it.
"I can't wait to see Vegeta sing!" Frieza said.
"I can't wait to see Tarble wear braids!" Cell said.
After School-
Everyone left school, having stuff to do since it was a Friday.
"So, you wanna *crack* go to that *crack* movie?" Vegeta asked.
"Sure!" Bulma said as they walked to the theater.
Yamcha was right behind them, snickering like an idiot
"Now, i'll destroy Bulma and Vegeta's realtionship...forever!" Yamcha screamed.
Goku gasped, "Oh no! We gotta stop Yamcha"
Piccolo said, "Why 'we'?"
Goku said, "For love!"
Piccolo said, "I don't even know what that IS?!"
Goku said, "I'll give you all my Lady Gaga CDs.."
"DEAL!" Piccolo screamed.
Meanwhile, Raditz and Celeria went to the movies, with Turles secretly following...
Next Time- Romance and Fighting!
I finished Dbz in Middle School: 6th Grade, so i'm continuing this fic! Also my elementary will have to wait a while, cause i'm too busy, but I hope you enjoyed this chapter and please review!
Chapter 3: Romance and Fighting
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing!
Chapter 3: Romance and Fighting!
Vegeta and Bulma walked to the theater and walked up to the man in the booth-thingy.
"I wanna see the movie, 'Battle of Love' what about you?" Bulma asked Vegeta.
"Uhh..I don't *crack* care..." Vegeta said, memerized by her pretty face.
Bulma nodded and said, "Two please," to the man.
"28 dollars," the man replied.
"But on the website, it said $14.00.." Bulma said.
"We don't care about the website! $28.00 or beat it!" the man yelled.
The next thing he knew he was being lifted up by Vegeta.
"TAKE THE D*** MONEY *crack* AND LET US IN!" Vegeta screamed.
The man nodded shakily as he was thrown over the counter.
Bulma gave him the money and he gave them the tickets.
They went into the theater and sat down
Meanwhile, Yamcha snuck in after them. "I gotta ruin thier date, so Bulma would come crying to me!" Yamcha said crazily.
Goku and Piccolo went after him.
"OMG, is that Battle of Love?! I love that movie!" Piccolo said.
Goku raised one eyebrow.
"I..well...erm...SHUT UP GOKU!" Piccolo screamed.
Tarble followed Mr. Blutzinger to the theater, but encountered Taleem, Zarbon, and Tien.
"Hey guys! Can you help me hurt Buttstinger?" Tarble asked.
"Why should we help you? We're not the main characters," Zarbon said.
"PLEEEEAAAASSSEEEE!" Tarble pleaded.
"We don't even look like we're compatible," Tien said.
There was a long pause.
"Ok...that sounded wrong.." Taleem said.
"PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!" Tarble screamed.
"Fine! Just shut up!" Zarbon screamed.
So, they went after Buttstinger "Four tickets to Battle of Love," Tarble said.
"$28.00," the ticket man said.
Taleem punched the ticket man, (Causing him to fall unconcious) and placed $14.00 on the counter.
They walked into the theater and scanned the audience for Buttstinger.
Meanwhile, Beerus sat down with Whis at the theater.
"I always wondered how 'Battle of Love' is..sounds exciting!" Whis said.
"And I LOVE the popcorn!" Beerus said as he ate a bunch at a time.
What they didn't know, was that Buttstinger sat unknowingly beside them.
"I love this movie!" Mr. Blutzinger whispered.
Raditz and Celeria entered the theater "I can't wait to see 'Battle of Love!' tonight!" Celeria said
Raditz nodded bashfully, 'She's so cute when she's excited' he thought.
They went up to the ticket man, "Two please"
"$28.00," the ticket man said in pain.
"What a rip-off!" Celeria yelled as she kicked the man in the nuts.
"UGGHHH!" The man cried as he fell over
Raditz eyes were wide, but put $14.00 on the countertop.
They walked into the movie, ready to watch.
Turles was right behind them, "One ticket please,"
"$2-$28 d-dollars..." the ticket man moaned.
Turles rolled his eyes, 'What a rip-off!' he thought and blasted the man, dead.
He placed $14.00 on the counter, and walked inside the movie.
We interrupt this program with...The Veggie Show!
Vegeta: You're probably confused about what's happening...
Audience: *Stares blankly at Vegeta*
Vegeta: That's what I thought...Well, all the characters in this chapter is seeing the same movie, 'Battle of Love'. The fool, Yamchoke, is currently trying to ruin my date, Tarble and company is trying to win the bet, Buttstinger is watching the same movie, Beerus and Whis is watching the movie, Raditz and Celeria is watching, with Turles following, and Kakarot and Namek is trying to stop Yamchuck
Audience: *stares blankly*
Vegeta: WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER!?
And that was the Veggie Show! Now back to your regularly scheduled program..
It was the beginning of the movie and everyone gasped as they saw who was the star.
"CELL?!" Vegeta, Bulma, Goku, Piccolo, Celeria, Raditz, Turles, Tarble, Zarbon, Taleem, Tien, Blutzinger and Yamchump yelled.
Cell was in the movie, as Jack Russel.
"Hi, I'm Russel. Jack Russel!" Cell said cooly with shades on.
All the girls screamed, while Vegeta and Bulma had disgusted faces on them.
Meanwhile, Tarble and not-so-much his friends, was setting up a trap at the exit of the theaters.
"This is perfect!" Tarble said as he looked at his plan.
"Yeah...Do you think we'll hurt him too much?" Zarbon asked.
"Tights really made him weak, didn't she?" Taleem said.
Tien nodded.
"Well, all we have to do it wait till the movie's over," Tarble said.
"Wanna watch it?" Zarbon asked.
They all nodded.
"I heard Cell was Jack Russel," Taleem said.
It was in the middle of the movie, and all the girls were crying.
"Why Lyndia...why did you betray me!" Cell- I mean Jack Russel cried.
Bulma watched with silent tears in her eyes.
Vegeta rolled his eyes, 'Ugh, Girls' he thought.
Vegeta wiped her tears and said, "Don't cry over *crack* foolish things..."
Bulma smiled at him, as they continued watching the movie.
Yamcha sat three seats behind them and growled.
He prepared an attack and blasted it towards Vegeta, "Haa!" he yelled.
"Oh no!" Goku screamed.
Piccolo rolled his eyes and mentally pushed the blast away.
The blast flew right torwards Celeria.
Raditz sensed it, and pushed him and Celeria out of the way.
They ended up in a position with Raditz on top of her.
Turles, who was right behind them, growled loudly.
They both got up and blushed.
"T-Thanks.." Celeria said.
"N-No problem.." Raditz stuttered.
Yamcha gasped as the attack went the other way.
'Who's stopping me?!' Yamcha thought.
Just then, the climax of the movie started.
"Haa! Take that Baxter!" Jack Russel screamed as he shot ki blasts.
Piccolo screamed, "Yea! Go Jack Russel!"
Goku was keeping a good eye on Yamcha. "I hope he doesn't try anything else!" Goku muttered.
Buttstinger gasped at the climax, "Oh my God I hope he doesn't lose!" Blutzinger grabbed some popcorn and ate some.
He then felt a tap on his shoulder.
Beerus growled at Blutzinger, "You ate my popcorn! Give it back..NOW!"
Buttstinger stuttered as he said, "I-I have no money and I didn't mean to s-steal it...'
Beerus growled and powered up, "Give..me..my..popcorn..NOW!"
"I told you! I have no popcorn!" Blutzinger yelled.
Beerus seethed and powered up an attack.
Meanwhile, it was near the end of the movie, and Jack was saying his final words before he died.
"Lyndia..thank you..for being with me for my final words..I l-love you.." Jack said as he peacefully died.
"Aww.." Bulma said as tears filled her eyes once again.
Vegeta looked at Bulma and blushed as he wrapped his arm and tail around her.
Bulma leaned her head on Vegeta's shoulder, and wrapped her arms around him.
They then gave each other a soft kiss.
Yamcha growled with jealousy and grabbed his drink to spill it all over them.
"NOOOOO!...Why did Jack Russel had to die!" Piccolo screamed.
Goku used IT to get to Yamcha in time to tackle him, which caused his drink to spill all over him.
"My shirt was dry clean only!" Yamcha yelled as his shirt started shrinking.
Everyone clapped as the movie ended, and everyone left the theaters.
Tarble, Zarbon, Tien, and Taleem anticipated the prank when Blutzinger was running to the exit.
Just then, Beerus tackled Buttstinger and started punching the daylights out of him.
"GIVE ME BACK MY POPCORN!" Beerus screamed.
"AHHHHHH! I DON'T HAVE IT!" Buttstinger screamed back.
People watched as Beerus injured Buttstinger and broke two of his legs.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Blutzinger screamed.
Whis ran toward Beerus and knocked him out.
"Sorry, he had a rough day..." Whis said.
Everyone had their mouths wide open
Later-
Everyone watched as the ambulance took Buttstinger away.
"I can't believe that trap failed.." Tarble said.
"No it didn't, look!" Taleem said as he pointed at the trap.
There was Yamcha, screaming in pain, as he stepped on giant spikes.
It made them feel a bit better.
"Well, I guess I *crack* win the bet!" Vegeta said as he cackled evilly.
Tarble huffed and crossed his arms.
"Not exactly..." Bulma said
"What do you mean?" Goku asked.
"Well, Tarble failed to prank him, but it's because Buttstinger's at the hospital. How can he hurt a man even more if he's at a hospital?" Bulma said.
Everyone shrugged.
"Soo..Vegeta lost?" Piccolo asked.
"No, they both lost." Bulma said.
"WHAT?!" Tarble and Vegeta screamed.
"Yup, so Tarble, go to a beauty shop, and Vegeta, get a fox outfit!" Bulma said.
They both growled as they left.
Meanwhile, Radifz and Celeria landed at her house.
"Thanks, I had a good time," Celeria said.
Raditz nodded.
They stood in an awkward silence.
Then, Raditz leaned forwards to kiss her.
Celeria gasped and dodged his kiss.
"Raditz! I can't kiss you, I have a boyfriend!" Celeria said.
"He doesn't deserve you! I can be a much better boyfriend!" Raditz protested.
Celeria said, "Still, it isn't right. Thank you for the good time, but please leave,"
Raditz lowered his head as he flew home: He was going to take his anger out on his brother.
Celeria shook her head and walked inside her house.
She then saw her dad looking mischiveously at her.
"What?!" Celeria yelled
"Triangle?" King Vegeta said as he smirked knowingly.
"Shut up!" Celeria yelled as she ran upstairs out of embarrassment.
Turles unhid his ki from the sky and thought for a moment.
He was feeling angry at Raditz for saying be doesn't deserve Celeria, but he also felt proud that she didn't kiss Raditz.
He exhaled after clearing his mind, and flew home to think about things.
The Next Day-
"Come on Vegeta, Tarble..come out.." Bulma said.
"No!" Tarble and Vegeta yelled.
"Come on, it can't be that bad!" Chi-Chi said
They were at the mall, and Vegeta and Tarble hid behind the curtains.
"Just come out already!" Piccolo yelled as he held the camera.
"No!" Vegeta and Tarble screamed.
"Come on!" Goku said.
"No!" Vegeta and Tarble repeated.
"Fine, i'll just leave you here to pay for everything!" Bulma threatened.
They both sighed as he revealed theirselves.
Everyone was in shock.
Tarble had cornrows, but tuffs of his gravity-defying hair stuck out. It really made his hair look messed up.
Vegeta had a little fox outfit on. He had fake little ears, his nose was painted white and black, with fake whiskers sticking out, his tail was covered with a fox's tail, and his outfit consited of a furry red fox.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Everyone laughed.
Tarble and Vegeta blushed as they kept on laughing.
"You-HAHAHA- You look so..so-HAHAHAHAHA-cute!" Bulma said as she played with his little ears while laughing at the same time.
Vegeta growled and said, "Shut *crack* up!"
Goku doubled over with laughter, and Krillin was pounding the floor with hysterical giggles.
Chi-Chi was shaking her head in disappointment, and Piccolo was filming it all with a held in laugh.
"Oh no..what will Gure say?!" Tarble said to himself.
Gure, then walked through the store and gasped as she saw Tarble.
"Tarble?!" she gasped as she looked at his hair.
"It's not what it looks like!" Tarble said.
Gure then fainted and Tarble caught her just in time.
"What have I done?! Tarble said.
Piccolo couldn't take it anymore, and busted out laughing, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Bulma snickered as she placed her iPod on a table.
She then turned on 'What Does the Fox Say?'.
Vegeta's eyes widened, "Oh no! I'm not singing!"
"It's part of ths bet, Vegeta.." Tarble said, smirking.
Vegeta glared at him, saying that they'll have a hard training sesson later, took a deep breath, and started singing.
"Dog goes woof *crack*, cat goes meow *crack*. Bird goes tweet *crack*, and mouse goes squeak *crack*. Cow goes moo. Frog goes croak, and the elephant goes toot *crack*. Ducks say quack and fish go blub, and the seal goes OW OW OW *CRACK* OW, MY VOICE!,"
Everyone was laughing at how Vegeta's puberty voice sounded when he was boringly singing.
"But there's one sound that no one knows...*crack* WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY *crack*?"
Everyone was laughing at how Vegeta made those sounds.
"Ring-ding-ding- *crack* ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding *crack* -ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding *crack* -dingeringeding! WHAT THE FOX SAY? Wa-pa-pa-pa *crack* -pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa *crack* -pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa- *crack* pa-pow! WHAT THE FOX SAY *crack*? Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! *crack* Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! *crack* Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! *crack* WHAT THE FOX SAY? Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo- *crack* tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo *crack* -tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo- *crack* tchoffo-tchoff! WHAT THE FOX SAY? *CRACK* OK! I'M FINISHED!" Vegeta screamed.
"But it was just getting good!" Bulma complained.
"NO! NO MORE!" Vegeta screamed as he turned SSJ and ripped his outfit off, to reveal his armor under it.
"Um..I think he's pissed.." Taleem said as Vegeta started shouting curses.
"We do need to see a doctor about that voice.." Bulma said.
"But, right now, we oughta run...he's scaring me.." Goku said as Vegeta glared at all of them.
They all ran, with Vegeta on their tail, screaming, "COME BACK HERE AND *crack* FACE MY WRATH!"
Next Time- Saiyan Puberty and Cracking Voices.
Yup, I finished my chapter, and now we're going to know all about Vegeta's cracking voice next chapter. Anyway, thank you for reading and make sure to click the review box below! Also Tarble's only wearing that hairstyle for a month 😏*hehehehehehehehehee*
Chapter 4: Saiyan Puberty
Disclaimer: I don't own DB, DBZ, or GT!
Chapter 4: Saiyan Puberty
It was about a week later, and Vegeta's cracking voice was getting worse, so King Vegeta, Tarble, Celeria, Vegeta, and Bulma went to see Professor Bardock (He's also a doctor!)
"Bardock, is there anything wrong about Vegeta's voice?" King Vegeta asked.
Bardock inspected Vegeta's mouth with his tool.
"Bardock...if you *crack* don't get this *crack* thing off my mouth *crack* ..I'M GOING *crack* TO THROW *crack* A FIT!" Vegeta screamed.
"Aha!" Bardock said triumphedly.
"What?" Tarble asked
"Vegeta's cracking voice is due to a mix of premating ritual and Saiyan puberty," Bardock said.
"Premating ritual?" Bulma asked.
"Bulma and Vegeta, i'd like to speak to you-alone," Bardock said
King Vegeta dragged Tarble and Celeria out.
"Aww!" Tarble whined.
"I wanna see what's going on!" Celeria whined
"You're not old enough yet!" King Vegeta snapped.
Once they were alone, Bardock turned to Bulma and Vegeta.
"You two are in your first phase of premating ritual,"
"What *crack* is *crack* that?" Vegeta asked.
"In your teen years, if you form a bond, it goes through some phases before you are a full adult," Bardock replied.
"What are the phases?" Bulma asked.
"Phase 1: Slight communication with your bond and a cracking voice,"
Vegeta said, "So *crack* it's because *crack* of this mating *crack* ritual that my *crack* voice is cracking?"
Bardock said, "Partially. You voice is cracking simply because of puberty and should stop once you get in like the eighth grade. But you mating ritual makes your voice crack even more. I can give you this medicine to lessen the cracking,"
"We'll take it!" Vegeta said quickly.
"Let me tell you more about the mating ritual. Phase two is having an urge to bite your mate's ear. NOT the neck. The ear is just a small claiming to remind others that you are taken," Bardock said
"But what if we really bite each other's ears?" Bulma asked.
"That's the final phase, which will complete your Saiyan bond, for now until you turn 18," Bardock said.
"What *crack* about us *crack* turning 18?" Vegeta asked.
"You will have an official Saiyan mating ritual for adults," Bardock said.
"But-"
"That's all. Get out," Bardock commanded.
"Excuse m-"
"Get. Out. " Bardock seethed sternly.
Bulma and Vegeta walked out of the office, muttering 'jerk', 'idiot', and 'how dare you speak that way to your prince'.
They walked out to Tarble and Celeria asking a bunch of questions but they ignored them.
"Hey!" Tarble yelled.
"Come back!" Celeria screamed.
School-
"So, you two are almost bonded and or mated?" Raditz asked.
Bulma and Vegeta nodded
They decided to talk to Raditz and Nappa, since they were (technically) adults.
They skipped class, but this was a more important situation.
"Can you speak and read each other's minds?" asked Raditz.
Vegeta and Bulma nodded.
"Hmmm...seems like you are more or less phase 2" Nappa said.
"So, we just have to wait till phase three to complete this s***?" Vegeta asked.
"For now.." Raditz said as he and Nappa snickered.
Bulma and Vegeta rose an eyebrow.
"Oh yea, I also noticed your voice-"
"It's fine for now," Vegeta responded.
"Yea, but it'll probably be like in 8th grade when you complete the premating ritual and the official one...let's say in the next 5 years," Raditz said.
"So, my voice will stop cracking for good?" Vegeta asked.
Nappa and Raditz nodded.
Just then the bell rung, which meant it was lunch.
Lunch-
Bulma and Vegeta sat down, and started eating lunch.
"Where were you two?!" Chi-Chi yelled.
"None of your *crack* business, Harpy" Vegeta responded.
'D*** IT!' Vegeta mentally screamed.
Chi-Chi growled.
Goku chuckled as he said, "Maybe it was imporant.."
Chi-Chi yelled, "What's more important than your education?!"
Krillin opened his mouth.
"Don't answer the question!" Chi-Chi yelled.
Piccolo said, "Becuase of my secret spying skills, and my super duper hearing, i was able to hear everything,"
Bulma choked on her food, while Vegeta glared at Piccolo.
"Don't worry *snicker* I won't tell anyone," Piccolo not so reassured.
Everyone rose an eyebrow.
"Anyway, I seems like I got this award!" Goku said as he handed a slip of paper to everyone.
"Umm..Goku? That's a detention," Taleem said.
"Aww..man," he sighed.
The bell rung and everyone left the cafeteria to get to class.
"Ok class, today we're going to learn about nutrition," the teacher said
Everyone was silent.
"Ok, Vegetables are good for you-"
"Eww!" All the Saiyans cried.
"You're sick! Why would you eat Vegetables!?" Vegeta cried.
"But, it helps your body grow.." the teacher stuttered.
"I think I'm going to be sick..." Turles moaned
"What's so wrong about eating vegetables?!" the teacher yelled.
Everyone screamed in disgust as they ran out of the classroom.
Next Time- Football Surprises!
Since I finished Dbz in Elementary: First Grade, I will happily continue this fic based on my crazy life in 7th Grade. Anyway, I hope you learnt much about premating, because it will be relavent for when you read the 8th and 12th grade fic. Oh yea, REVIEW! Also, there will be more chapters about school and more characters I will feature, but I just wabted to get this information out of the way. Anyway, look out for updates, and start watching the japanese version (with eng. subs) of Dragon Ball Kai, Buu Saga! P.S- Any questions about the premating or the mating ritual, PM me!
Chapter 5: Football Surprises!
Disclaimer: Me no own DB, DBZ, or GT
Chapter 5: Football Surprises!
It was finally the day. The day that football returns.
"Football!" Goku cheered as the rest of his teammates cheered with him.
"BE QUIET!" Mr. Roundtree yelled.
Everyone stopped cheering.
"Can't you see I'm trying to teach class?!" he yelled.
The boys quieted down, and talked some more about football.
"What's the best thing about football?" Goku asked
"Tackling people!" 17 said.
"Fans cheering!" Piccolo said.
"Pancake *crack* dance!" Vegeta said.
"Seeing our girlfriends in sexy outfits!" Krillin said.
The boys immediately drooled at that thought.
"How about missing school for games?" Frieza said.
"Or the concession stands!" Cell said.
"Yea!" All the Saiyans cheered.
Hot girls, no school, and concession stands. How could football get any better?
"What did I tell you?!" Mr. Roundtree yelled.
"No talking," Taleem said.
"Exactly, so be quiet!" Mr Roundtree yelled.
"Jeez, what a grouch.." Taleem said.
"I can't wait till after class," Krillin said.
Mr. Roundtree got started with class, "Ok, now we are going to cover-"
RRING! RING!
He got knocked over by kids getting out of class.
Vegeta started walking down the hall, bullying nerds along the way.
"Ha! I love beating up geeks," Vegeta chuckled.
He then spotted Bulma, digging through her lockers.
He snuck behind her, and tapped her shoulder.
"Ah!" Bulma screamed as she turned around quickly to see the smirking face of Vegeta
"Vegeta! Don't scare me like that!" Bulma scolded.
Vegeta chuckled evilly, and kissed Bulma's lips.
The bell rung for class, but they ignored it.
Just when they were enjoying it, a teacher cleared his throat around them.
They both rolled their eyes and separated, and Vegeta flipped the middle finger sign at the rude teacher.
Bulma giggled as she said, "Why are you so happy?"
Vegeta smirked as he said, "Football,"
Bulma nodded and kissed Vegeta's cheek before going to her class, "See ya,"
Vegeta eyed at her walking figure and then went to P.E.
P.E-
Kids were already playing dodgeball by the time Vegeta arrived.
"Ouji! Where were you?!" The gym teacher yelled.
"None of your business," Vegeta responded as he walked inside the lockeroom to get changed.
Vegeta came out and got on his side to play dodgeball.
"No way Ouji, you have to run ten laps for being late to class!" the P.E teacher yelled.
Vegeta groaned as Goku, Krillin, and Piccolo laughed at him.
Meanwhile, with Bulma-
"If you divide x by y you will get then variable of z," Bardock said.
Bulma wrote all this information on her notebook quickly, even though she knew all this.
She was in a 8th grade enrichment class, this highest class in middle school. She was smart enough to get a grade hogher than an A, but it will do for now.
Cell eyed Bulma as he wrote down the notes too. He wanted to exceed Bulma one day, and have her admit that he was smarter than her, to EVERYONE. Just to boost his ego, and gain an extra push to be the 'Smartest Bug-Man in the World'.
"So, what's y times z?" Bardock said
Bulma and Cell raises their hands.
"Bulma," Bardock said.
"It equals x," Bulma responded.
"Correct," Bardock said as the class clapped for her.
Cell gritted his teeth in jealousy.
'I hate it when Bardock calls on her and not me!' Cell thought angrily.
The bell rung and everyone went to health.
"What are things that your body help you with?" the teacher asked.
Goku rasied his hand, "Ooh Ooh! Pick me!"
"Son Goku?" the teacher said.
"Your body helps you with fighting. It also helps you power up so you can defeat your enemy. Your tail also can help you turn into a Oozaru," Goku said.
Every Alien, Saiyan, Namekian, and Android agreed and nodded their heads.
The teacher aproxiamtely fainted.
"Uh oh," Bulma and Chi-Chi said.
"..."
All the kids ran out the classroom and hid in the bathroom for the rest of the period.
Lunch-
Everyone sat at a table at lunch.
"You know how you can tell which table is lame or cool?" Piccolo asked
"How?" Krillin said
"Well, this," Piccolo said, inidcating their table, "Is the cool table,"
"Wow, what a surprise," Vegeta said sarcastically.
"Shut up and let me finish!" Piccolo said.
"..."
"Ok, that table- He pointed to a table with Yamcha and Puar- is a lame table," Piccolo said.
"What about that one?" Goku said as he pointed to a table with Tights, Tarble, Zarbon, Celeria, Turles, and Gure.
"That's a decent table. Not as good as us, but can be sutible replacements if we die," Piccolo said.
Bulma and Chi-Chi sat down next to their boyfriends.
"Whatcha talking about?' Bulma asked.
"Nothing, just about lame and cool tables," Vegeta said.
"That's nice," Bulma said, resting her head on his shoulder.
"Hey! Get off me!" Vegeta yelled, while blushing.
"I'm tired, so shut up!" Bulma yelled.
"Hmph..lazy as always," Vegeta said smirking, while his tail wrapped around her waist.
Everyone just had a stange expression, trying to figure out how in the h*** are they a couple.
"Can we go on another subject?" Chi-Chi asked
Social Studies-
"Ok, we're going to learn about football," the teacher said.
"YAAAY!" All the boys cheered.
"The soccer kind, in England," the teacher finished.
"D*** IT!" The boys yelled.
"Blah blah blah blah blah," the teacher started talking.
'Oh God, this is so boring!' Vegeta thought.
He then got a sneaky idea.
He whispered something to Goku, and he nodded and concentrated.
He then instant transmitted to the teacher.
Goku snuck behind the teacher and pulled his pants down.
"OH MY-"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Everyone laughed.
The teacher blushed and ran out the room, crying.
Just then, the bell rung and everyone hi fived Goku while walking out.
"Football time!" Piccolo yelled while everyone got pumped up, and ready for try outs.
They ran out to the field, to meet the new coach.
They gasped as they saw a familiar face.
"Father?!" Tarble and Vegeta yelled.
King Vegeta smirked as he said, "Yup! And I'm your new football coach!"
Yamcha was shocked, "That last coach already hated me, now Vegeta's dad?!"
King Vegeta glared at him as he said, "You will be filling the permanent position of 'bench'"
"But-"
"No butts, now run 15 laps around the field!" King Vegeta yelled.
Yamcha groaned as he started running
"And after that, you'll be giving everyone cool towels!" King Vegeta yelled after him.
Everyone snickered as they saw Yamcha slip on some mud and fall.
"Ok, anyone new?" King Vegeta asked the team.
A few hands shot up.
"Then...GET OUTTA HERE, WE DON'T NEED YOU!" King Vegeta yelled.
The new kids ran away, crying.
"Now that the losers are out of the way, everyone! Same positions as fifth grade!" King Vegeta yelled.
"Hooray!" Everyone cheered.
"Now, let's focus on some plays!" King Vegeta said.
They started practicing plays and exercises.
Krillin dodged players , and did a little spin as he made the touchdown.
"Good job, Baldy!" King Vegeta yelled.
It was the next play, and Goku had the ball.
He dodged tackles from the other players, and spotted Vegeta.
"Heads up Vegeta!" Goku yelled as he threw the ball.
Before that, Vegeta was just looking around the field.
He then spotted the cheerleaders and looked.
When he spotted Bulma, he couldn't help but look at her.
How she jumped up and the air, and how her lavender hair blew in the wind.
He even noticed how that outfit looked on her body, something he didn't notice all these years he knew her.
He then heard in slow motion:
"Heeeaaadddss upppp Vegeeeettaaaa!"
And the next thing he knew, the football came flying towards Vegeta, knocking him into the ground.
He would've usually caught it in time, but Goku threw it, and when he throws, it's in supersonic speed.
"Vegeta!" Goku yelled as he ran to help him up.
Vegeta slapped his hands away, and got up himself.
"I'm fine.." he grumbled.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Everyone laughed at Vegeta.
King Vegeta motioned his son over.
"Stop thinking about Bulma, it's messing up your head, and that adds even more problems with your bond," King Vegeta said, but snickered inbetween.
Vegeta growled and blushed, "I wasn't thinking about her.."
King Vegeta rolled his eyes, "Suure you wern't..now get back to practice!"
Vegeta twitched his eyebrows and just walked back off to practice.
By the time practice was over, everyone was hot and tired and...and..sweaty?
Yamcha passdd the towels to everyone, and they just snatched it.
"No thank you?!" Yamcha yelled.
Everyone just threw their towels at him in reponse.
Everyone walked home after practice, and Vegeta met up with Bulma.
"How was practice?" Bulma asked.
"It was fine, Woman," Vegeta said.
"Why did you call me Woman?!" Bulma asked.
"You did reach what humans call 'puberty' right?" Vegeta said as he eyed her up and down.
Bulma slapped his head, "Quit it! It's creepy!" she said as she was blushing furiously.
Vegeta chuckled and said, "Whatever, Woman"
King Vegeta caught up with them and said, "I'll drop you guys off in my new car,"
As King Vegeta drove the teens home, Bulma fell asleep and laid her head on Vegeta's shoulder
Vegeta tried to play it cool, but King Vegeta wouldn't leave him alone, by laughing and teasing him.
"...And I remember I always took you and Tarble to the park-HAHAHAHA- And you'd be so nervous around her-HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHA!" King Vegeta laughed.
"Father!" Vegeta yelled, blushing.
If Bulma woke up, it would be the end of him.
But as Vegeta rode that embarrassing ride home, he'd take glances at Bulma and knew this was going to be an exciting year.
Next Time- Anti-Bullying Gone Wrong
I'm finished with this chapter, and starting the next one right now. Oh yea, I'm also going to wait till I get 5 reviews on this chapter to continue. But, anyway what do you think of this chapter? What do you think the next chaptet will be about? Find out the next chapter of Dragon Ball Z in Middle School: 7th Grade
Chapter 6: Anti Bullying Gone Wrong
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Chapter 6: Anti Bullying Gone Wrong
Today was a big assembly at West City High School, their future high school.
"Yea! No school for two whole hours!" Goku cheered.
"Two hours of some boring guy talking," Vegeta said.
Piccolo agreed, "We could've been practicing plays for practice,"
Bulma said, "Well, I'm curious about what this man would be speaking about,"
Cell said, "Agreed. While everyone else is worrying about no school,"
Bulma said, "Sometimes I feel like you're the only one that understands me, even though we hate each other,"
Cell said, "Maybe because we are utterly smart nearly at the same level, making us frienemies,"
Vegeta growled, "Will you two shut up with the smart talk!"
Bulma giggled, "Look who's jealous,"
Vegeta growled, "Hmph, I'm not jealous of that thing!"
Cell yelled, "You are looking at complete perfection! You better be jealous!"
Vegeta and Bulma rolled their eyes.
They walked into the high school building with awe.
"Wow, this is where we'll be in two more years!" Krillin said.
"At least everything's bigger," 18 said as she shoved 17 out of her way.
"Hey!" 17 yelled as he shoved 18 back.
They kept shoving each other, before blowing out into a full fight.
"Stop grabbing my hair!"
"No, you stop grabbing my hair!"
"Quit kicking me!"
"Quit punching me!"
Krillin looked worried along with Maron while the rest just walked past them.
Piccolo held the camera, "Twin fight!" he yelled.
At the auditiorium, North High Elementary, South High Elementary, and West City Middle and High School was there.
When they sat down, they were right in front of the freshmen.
The eigth graders were always afraid, but the freshman didn't know about them.
Bulma felt a smack behind her head.
She turned around to see a freshman boy smiling evilly at her.
Bulma yelled, "Do you know who I am?!"
"A dumb little 7th grader," responded the boy.
Bulma growled and slapped Vegeta's sleeping head.
"What, woman?!" Vegeta yelled.
"Blast him!" Bulma yelled.
"What?" Vegeta said, confused.
"He called me dumb...blast him!" Bulma yelled.
Vegeta shrugged and blasted the boy, dead.
The freshmen gasped as Vegeta turned around in his seat, and went back to sleep.
The nervous principal of the high school, walked up to the stage and said, "Thank you for attending this assembly. What this is all about is preventing bullying,"
Everyone looked at Vegeta.
Bulma nudged Vegeta awake.
Vegeta groggily woke up and saw everyone looking at him.
"What?!" Vegeta yelled.
"Anyway, by preventing bullying it can be a safer place-"
Everyone saw Vegeta punching a nerd.
"Ahem!" the principal said.
"What? He was looking at my woman!" Vegeta yelled.
Bulma blushed and hid her face.
"What I was saying, by having the district bully-free-"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" screamed some nerds as Vegeta set their hair on fire.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Vegeta laughed evilly.
"You are doing the opposite of what this whole assembly's about!" the principal yelled.
"It's not my fault humans are so weak!" Vegeta yelled.
"What are you talking about?!" the principal yelled.
Before anyone could stop him, Vegeta flew to the stage.
Everyone had their mouths wide open as Vegeta and the principal started arguing.
"I am your future principal! I demand to be treated with respect!" the principal yelled.
"And I'm the Prince of Saiyans! And I don't need to treat you with respect!" Vegeta yelled back
The audience was just shocked as they kept on yelling at eacj other
Bulma blushed furiously out of embarrassment, Piccolo was filming the whole arguement, Goku was smuggling food, Chi-Chi hid under her seat, Cell and Frieza started laughing, and 18 and 17 was still fighting in the halllway.
Bulma walked up to the stage and tried to drag Vegeta away, "Vegeta? Sweetie, time to go before things get worse.."
Vegeta yelled, "I'm not leaving till he bows before me!"
The principal yelled, "First him, now the girl the with weird purple hair! What's next?!"
Bulma gritted her teeth, "Hey a**hole, it's lavendar! And my hair isn't weird!"
What she did shocked everyone that was even looking at their direction .
The principal gasped as he cupped his jewels, and went down
Bulma's eyes widened as she said, "Did I just kick-"
"Yes," Vegeta responded smirking.
Somehow, he'd never been more attracted to her than at this moment.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Piccolo laughed as finished filming.
While Goku was opening some chips, it busted and started flying everywhere in the auditorium.
Office-
Piccolo, 17, 18, Goku, Vegeta, and Bulma were at the principal's office.
Mr. Blutzinger sighed deeply, "I don't even know what to say right now..."
Goku raised his hand, "Why am I here Mr. Buttstinger?"
"Because...YOU F***** ATE FOOD AND SPILT CRUMBS EVEYWHERE!" Buttstinger screamed.
"You two were fighting!" he yelled as he pointed to 17 and 18, "You two were fighting he high school prinicpal!" he pointed to Bulma and Vegeta, "And you were filming everything!" he pointed at Piccolo.
"Don't be hatin'!" Piccolo yelled.
Mr. Buttstinger yelled, "That's it! All of you are suspended for three days!"
"..."
"YAAAAAAY!" Everyone cheered as they ran out of the building.
"What have I done?" Mr. Blutzinger sighed.
Next Time- When Revenge is Best Served...
Thank you for reading this chapter, and please review! Oh yea, next chapter will probably not be posted in a while, since I have track. But, the latest I will be free is May 21, since State will be over by then. The earliest is around Sundays. Sorry if this chapter is kinda short, but I do have homework, lol.
I am typing this to complete my goal of 1k words per chapter. So I'm still typing as you know, so I'm typing till I get one thousand words. So, thank ya, thank ya very much!
Chapter 7: Revenge is Best Served
Disclaimer: I don't own ANYTHING!
(*- Bulma and Vegeta's telepathic bond)
Chapter 7: Revenge is Best Served...
"SUSPENDED?!" All their parents ( King Vegeta, King Vegeta's wife, Dr. Gero, Mr. and Mrs. Briefs, King Piccolo, Gine, and Bardock) yelled
"Uh..." Everyone muttered.
Ok, they were extremely happy when they got suspened, now that their parents know...not so much.
"Bulma, what did you do?!" Dr. Briefs said, shocked.
"I..um...kicked the high school principal in the balls..." Bulma said quietly.
Mrs. Briefs gasped, while Dr. Briefs said, "What did he say this time?"
"This time?" Dr. Gero asked.
Dr. Briefs said, "Well, it happened around when Bulma was three..."
Flashback-
Dr. Briefs met up with the high school principal at a party.
"Hello, Dr. Briefs," the principal greeted.
"Hello, have you met my daughter, Bulma?" Dr. Briefs asked.
"Anothet little genius?" the high school principal asked.
Dr. Briefs chuckled, "Yes, quite the little genius,"
"Bulma!" Dr. Briefs called.
Bulma arrived and greeted the high school principal.
"Hi Mr. High School Pwincipal," Bulma said.
The high school principal frowned at her hair, "Are you planning on dyeing her hair blonde?"
"Why?" asked Dr. Breifs.
"It's just not normal to have weird purple hair..." he said.
Bulma was furious, "Hey stupid! It's not weiwd, and it's lavendew!"
She was so mad, that she kicked the man's jewels.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Uhh..party's over, bye!" Dr. Briefs yelled as he ran inside the house, while dragging his daughter.
Flashback-
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Vegeta and King Vegeta laughed.
Vegeta's mother growled, and slapped her son and husband's head.
"Ow!" they growled.
"For punishment, you will be studying in your room, no dinner!" Bardock said.
"WHAT?!" The Goku screamed.
"Maybe next time, you'll do better," Gine said.
Piccolo flew home, knowing that he can't film anything, Goku sadly flew home with his parents, knowing that he'll have no dinner, and 17 and 18 flew home, knowing that they'll be deactivavted.
Bulma and Vegeta looked at each other solemmly.
*Vegeta, we were supposed to have our date tomorrow..*
*I know that, Woman...I got an idea! Meet me outside your window tomorrow*
Bulma was confused, but agreed anyway.
*Ok,*
"Come on, Vegeta," Vegeta's mother said as she started flying with King Vegeta.
Vegeta spared one last glance, before following his parents.
"No homework or inventing for the next three days," Dr. Briefs said.
'Really? That's it?!' thought Bulma.
But she did what a normal tenager does:
"Oh my God!" moaned Bulma as she stomped upstairs.
Vegeta's House-
"No TV, no Bulma, no GR, no games or fighting!" Vegeta's mother said while walking in the house.
"But motheeerrr!" Vegeta whined.
"No butts!" Vegeta's mother yelled
Vegeta looked at his father.
"I would help you, but I have my own problems!" King Vegeta said.
Tarble overheard the conversation and walked in, snickering.
"So, you got punished, huh?" Tarble teased.
"Save it, cornrows" Vegeta said.
Tarble growled because his cornrows were messed up. Only a few more days before he could get rid of them.
Celeria was sneaking out the window to see Turles, before her mother caught her.
"What are you doing?!" Vegeta's mother yelled.
"Just...umm..visiting someone..." Celeria stuttered.
"Is this 'someone' a boy?!" Vegeta's mother pushed.
"Umm...no?" Celeria said.
"Just go," Vegeta's mother sighed.
Celeria quickly left.
"I'm not done with you, young man!" Vegeta heard his mother say.
"Ugghh..." whined Vegeta
The Next Day-
Vegeta was stuck in his room, doing push ups.
It's been exactly 17 hours since he was grounded, and he was bored.
He didn't want to admit it, but he was actually looking forward to seeing Bulma today.
He looked at his watch, 1:00.
He shrugged, might as well go early.
He hid his ki, and jumped out of the window.
He then blasted off to Bulma's house.
Meanwhile, Celeria was eating ice cream with Raditz and Turles.
They skipped school with King Vegeta's permission.
"Isn't this nice?" Celeria said as she enjoyed her ice cream.
Their reponse was two grunts.
Raditz and Turles were glaring at each other, while Celeria was inbetween.
Raditz said, "You know what? You are my closest friend,"
Turles growled.
"Really?!" Celeria said.
Raditz nodded.
The next thing he knew, he was being hugged by Celeria.
He rubbed it in Turles' face by stroking her spiky hair.
Turles' face had gone red with anger, and the next thing he knew, he smacked Raditz off her.
"Turles! Why would you do such a thing!?" Celeria yelled as she tended to Raditz.
"He was touching you!" Turles yelled.
Raditz got up, "Well, I hope you enjoyed that hot, cause that was completely unessecary!"
Raditz turned to Celeria, "Sorry about today. I'll see you later," as he flew off.
Celeria growled at Turles, ready to lash out.
With Vegeta-
He flew over to Bulma's house and avoided her parents. Her sister was at school.
When he looked into her window he was surprised to see Bulma sleeping.
'Wow, she really is lazy' Vegeta thought as he smirked.
He slid through he window, and laid down next to her.
He then tapped her shoulder.
When Bulma's eyes slightly opened, it widened as she saw Vegeta smirking in her bed.
"AHH-"
Vegeta quickly covered Bulma's mouth.
"Do you want your parents to hear?" Vegeta slowly asked.
Bulma shook her head.
"Are you going to scream?" Vegeta slowly asked.
Bulma nodded her head.
Vegeta sighed and carried Bulma out of her bed, and flew out of the window.
"Vegeta! I don't even have my clothes on!" Bulma yelled.
Vegeta sighed and went back in.
"Hurry up, and change," Vegeta said.
"Turn around!" Bulma said.
Vegeta rolled his eyes, and turned around.
Somehow, whenever Vegeta did turn around, he got hit in the head with a brush.
'How does she have that many brushes?!' Vegeta thought.
"I'm finished!" Bulma sung.
Vegeta turned around to see Bulma in het favorite outfit.
Vegeta nodded his head, and picked her up.
He then flew out the window, to their destination.
Meanwhile, Piccolo and Goku agreed to meet up at the school.
"Ok, so we're going to get our revenge on Mr. Buttstinger!" Piccolo said.
"Yea!" agreed Goku.
Piccolo looked at the camera and said, "This is Pickle-O Swag N**** and-"
"Umm..Piccolo?" asked Goku.
"What!" snapped Piccolo.
"You're just talking to an invisible camera..." Goku said.
Piccolo sighed. He hated his father for taking his camera away.
"Let's just prank him," Piccolo said.
Celeria-
Celeria slammed her door and sat on the couch, crying.
"WAAAAAAAAHHHH!" She wailed.
Her father, being a daddy's girl, sat next to her and started crying too.
"WAAAAAAAAHHHH!" He wailed.
"What's your problem?" Celeria asked.
"You're crying...and your mother grounded me," King Vegeta responded.
Celeria sighed as she said, "I...broke up with Turles.."
"YES!" Her father screamed
Celeria glared at him.
"I mean...he was a nice kid," King Vegeta said.
"I decided since he was too possessive, we should take a break for a while," Celeria said.
"Eh, you're too young to be in a relationship anyway. How old are you?" asked King Vegeta.
"11," responded Celeria.
"Yea, you have so many years left, and you don't need to have a relationship,"
"But what about Vegeta and Tarble?" asked Celeria.
"Vegeta immediately bonded with Bulma, that's why they take their relationship seriously. And Tarble...is Tarble," he said.
"You're right Daddy, I'm going to enjoy the single life!" Celeria said.
King Vegeta chuckled, "Now, let's get some ice cream,"
With Vegeta and Bulma-
Bulma and Vegeta landed and Bulma gasped.
"Dairy Queen!" cried Bulma as she pointed at the sign.
"Ahem," Vegeta coughed.
"Thanks Vegeta!" Bulma said as she lightly pecked his cheek.
Vegeta sighed disappointedly as they walked in.
"I would like a...Oreo Blizzard," Bulma said.
"I want 5 large Reeses' Blizzards" Vegeta said.
"Umm...are you sure?" the cashier asked.
"Do I look like I'm 'sure'?!" Vegeta yelled.
"Ok! Ok!" the man said, "$10.00"
Vegeta handed the money, and they sat down.
Just then, Bulma started giggling.
"What's so funny?" Vegeta smirked.
"Remember when we got kicked out?" Bulma said.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Vegeta busted out laughing.
Everyone stopped eating to look at the laughing teens.
Flashback-
It was in fifth grade, and Vegeta brought Bulma here for his 11th birthday.
"Why didn't you want to bring your parents?" Bulma asked.
"I'd rather spend my birthday here...with you.." Vegeta said while blushing.
"Aww..Well, I hope this was a happy birthday," Bulma said as she Veggie-Hugged™ him.
"Don't mention this...ever!" Vegeta said.
Bulma nodded.
While they were eating, Bulma flicked some ice cream on Vegeta.
Vegeta glared at her, while she was snickering.
Vegeta flicked his ice cream at her and he started laughing as she glared at him.
They kept on flicking ice cream to throwing ice cream at each other, and laughing.
Ice cream was all over the walls and floor, as Vegeta and Bulma were in a full out ice cream war.
Just then, they felt their shirt collars being pulled and lifted.
"Hey!" Vegeta and Bulma yelled
The manager litterally kicked them out, and closed the door.
End Flashback-
They stopped laughing to get their ice cream.
"That was fun," Bulma said.
Vegeta nodded. He remebered paying a visit to the man that kicked them out.
They sat back down and started eating.
Meanwhile-
Goku and Piccolo waited a few hours for school to end.
When the bell rung, everyone ran out of school.
They saw Chi-Chi talking to Launch about most of her friends not going to school today.
They also saw Tarble, Tights, Gure, and Zarbon talking in a group.
They saw a cocky Cell, with an A on his test, and Frieza who was bullying people, replacing Vegeta.
After they all left, Mr. Buttstinger came out, muttering about stupid kids.
"Now!" Piccolo yelled.
Goku IT behind Mr. Blutzinger, and held him down.
"What the-?"
Piccolo then covered Buttstinger with a bag.
"This is for suspending me and making me walk without my camera!" Piccolo yelled as he touched Goku's shoulder.
Blutzinger was struggling in the bag, but wasn't that hard to control.
Goku then touched his forehead.
With Bulma and Vegeta (Last time!)-
Bulma and Vegeta ate all of their ice cream and walked out.
What they didn't know was that King Vegeta and Celeria was walking in the store.
Bulma didn't recongnize them, and opened the door for them
"Thank you, young lady," King Vegeta said.
"Your welcome sir," Bulma said.
Vegeta's eyes were wide once he picked her up, and started flying.
"Did you know that was my father and sister?" Vegeta asked.
"Not till now..Do you think he recognized us?" Bulma asked.
"Nah," Vegeta said.
They landed in Bulma's room via her window.
"Thanks for taking me out," Bulma said
"Better than hearing you whine," Vegeta said.
Bulma smiled and kissed his cheek, "Ok, you can leave now,"
Vegeta glared at her, "I took you out while we were grounded, payed for your stupid ice cream, and listened to your annoying blabbing! I deserve more than a little-"
Bulma interrupted him by kissing his lips.
Vegeta brought her in closer, and deepened the kiss.
Vegeta sensed her mother coming and ended the kiss.
*I'll talk to you later* Vegeta said through their bond.
*Ok,* Bulma agreed.
Vegeta slowly let her go, and jumped out the window, blasting off.
Bulma continued looking at him, until she heard a knock on the door.
Her mother came in ditzily, "Honey! Dinner's ready!"
"Ok," Bulma said as she got ready.
Meanwhile, Vegeta landed and snuck through his window.
He changed out of his armor and laid down on his bed.
He blushed as he remebered the events of this day.
Just then Tarble busted the door open.
"Tarble! I told you to stop breaking my d*** door!" Vegeta yelled.
"Sorry, but I wanted to tell you that I sensed your power level with Bulma's not too long ago,"
"Yea, what about it?" Vegeta asked.
"And you know I can tell mom, right?" Tarble said.
Vegeta glared at him, "If you do I'm telling her that you failed your math test!"
Tarble glared back, "...Fine!"
He left, and slammed the door.
"What a baby.." Vegeta said, and continued to think about Bulma.
With Goku and Piccolo-
They Instant Transmissioned all the way to the Grand Canyon.
"Ok, in the count of three, we throw him!" Piccolo said.
"How do you count to three?" Goku asked.
Piccolo sighed, "I'll do it! One...Two...Th-"
"WHAT THE H*** ARE YOU DOING!" They heard two voices yell.
Piccolo and Goku gulped.
It was their fathers, and they did NOT look happy.
"Uh..." Piccolo and stuttered.
"Why did you tie your principal in a bag?!" King Piccolo yelled.
Goku started to say, "It's for revenge-"
Piccolo covered his mouth, "Shut up!"
Bardock was furious, "You...tied...your..principal..up..for...REVENGE?!"
"Uh- I...LOOK OVER THERE!" Piccolo yelled.
Both fathers looked away, and Piccolo forced Goku to use IT.
"Now Goku!" Piccolo yelled.
Goku threw the body over the Grand Canyon, grabbed Piccolo, and IT to the first thing he thought of.
When both fathers looked back, all they saw was Blutzinger screaming over the Canyon.
"KAKAROT!" screamed Bardock as he turned Super Saiyan and flew after him.
"Piccolo, when I get my hands on you!" King Piccolo yelled as he tried to keep up with Bardock.
Next Time- Football in October
Well, I'm in a good mood, so I decided to make this a long chapter. Oh yea, if you're mad about CeleriaxTurles, I'll see if I'm going to bring them back together. I just wanted to take a break from the OCs for a while. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this chapter, and please REVIEW! P.S- Mr. Buttstinger is alive! Don't worry!
Fun Fact- My retired principal's name was Mr. Blutzinger. Me and my friends made fun of it and called him "Buttstinger"
Goku: No way!
Me: Yes way!
Goku: No way!
Me: Yes way!
Goku: No-
Vegeta: YES WAY! NOW SHUT UP!
Chapter 8: Sneak Peek of DBZMS:8th Grade
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing
Chapter: SNEAK PEEK
Vegeta: This chapter uaed to be a hiatus note but it is expired, so we replaced it with a sneek peak of Dragon Ball Z in Middle School: 8th Grade!
Preview-
"Truth or Dare?" Turles asked Vegeta.
"Dare," Vegeta said smugly.
"I dare you to french kiss Bulma," Turles said, wiggling his eyebrows.
Vegeta and Bulma blushed heavily.
Vegeta yelled, "You horny b******!" as Turles snickered.
"Go ahead!" Turles yelled.
Vegeta and Bulma looked at each other.
Vegeta then pulled Bulma into his lap, and pulled each other into a kiss.
They never tried tongue before, so they were hesitaint before exploring each other's mouths.
Vegeta's eyes widened. He expected it to be disgusting and slimy, but Bulma seemed to have a nice taste...like strawberries...
Everyone's mouths dropped wide open, as they actually seemed to be ENJOYING it.
They held each other even tighter as Vegeta started to suck Bulma's tongue, and his hands started to move lower.
Bulma let out a small moan, and before they were about to do anything else, Chi-Chi smacked her frying pan on Vegeta's head.
"That's enough for 14 year olds!" she screamed.
Veget growled at Chi-Chi, while Bulma blushed as everyone stared at her.
"What a makeout session..." Krillin said.
18 slapped his bald head.
End Preview
Chapter 9: Football in October
Disclaimer: Me no own nothing!
Warning: Hints of sex, but it's a soap opera, and doesn't show any detail, just a mention of it.
Chapter 9: Football in October
It was October, and another day in 7th grade.
"Can't you wait for the game?" asked Krillin.
Everyone groaned. Krillin kept asking this question for the whole day.
Right now was lunch.
Vegeta gritted out, "Listen up Baldy, if you ask one more time, I swear-"
"You swear what?!" 18 threatened.
"I swear I'll rip his mouth off his stupid face, and STICK IT IN HIS- *CRACK* OW!" Vegeta yelled.
Everyone chuckled.
"Looks like your voice is still bad, Veggie!" Bulma teased.
"Shut up!" Vegeta yelled.
Freeza said, "Oh yea, what happened to Buttstinger?"
Goku said, "I tossed him over the Grand Canyon,"
Chi-Chi gasped, "How could you?!"
Goku chuckled and patted her back, "Aw come on, Chi! It was Piccolo's idea,"
Piccolo yelled, "Leave me outta this!"
Just then, there was an announcement.
The vice principal stood on the stage and said, "We recently found Mr. Blutzinger nearly dead at the bottom of the Grand Canyon-"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAY!" Everyone cheered.
People were so happy, even the teachers started dancing.
Bills turned on the radio-
Celebrate good times, come on!
(Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on!
(Let's celebrate)
There's a party goin' on right here-
"BE QUIIIEEEEETTTT!" A voice yelled.
The music scratched, and everyone flinched as they turned around to see-
"MRS. BUTTSTINGER?!" Everyone yelled.
"Yea, yea it's me! We wanted to tell you that I'll be your temporary principal till my snookums gets better!" Mrs. Blutzinger said.
"Why the *crack* old hag?!" Vegeta yelled.
Everyone gasped.
"...What did you call me?!" Mrs. Blutzinger said.
"Do I have to say it louder, or *crack* are you too deaf to hear a single word?" Vegeta yelled.
"Vegeta! Shhh!" Bulma urged.
"Vegeta! Don't!" Tarble said. (His braids were gone, and his hair was back to normal)
"YOU ARE AN *CRACK* OLD HAG! O-L-D H-A-G!" Vegeta yelled.
"That's it detention for you!" Mrs. Blutzinger yelled.
"I don't care, I have nothing *crack* to do today!" Vegeta boasted.
"Uhhh...Vegeta?" Goku asked.
"That's right NO plans, so go ahead *crack* and send me to detention!" Vegeta yelled, ignoring Goku.
"Vegeta!" Piccolo yelled.
"Yea, I can stay in detention *crack* forever!" Vegeta screamed.
"VEGETA! YOU HAVE A GAME TODAY!" Nappa and Raditz yelled.
"..."
"Oh," Vegeta said.
"Now, how are we gonna win?!" Cell asked.
"I got the perfect replacement!" Krillin said.
"Who could possibly *crack* look like me, and could *crack* pass off as me?" Vegeta asked.
Everyone looked at Tarble.
"Oh h*** no!" Vegeta and Tarble yelled at the same time.
"This is perfect! While Vegeta is serving detention, Tarble can replace him!" Bulma said.
Tarble said, "But I don't like football all that much...I rather run track.."
"And I'm not letting *crack* Tarble replace me!" Vegeta yelled.
"Who else can?!" Taleem yelled.
Vegeta still glared.
Bulma rolled her eyes and whispered something into Vegeta's ear.
"...FINE!" Vegeta yelled.
Master Roshi chuckled pervertedly, "Hee hee hee!"
"What? All I did was tell him I'd do his homework," Bulma said, innocently.
"I guess if it's only once..." Tarble said.
"Yes!" everyone cheered.
After School-
Vegeta groaned as Mrs. Blutzinger was watching her spanish soap operas in the detention room.
'Things haven't changed a bit..' Vegeta thought.
"Mary, don't kiss him! You're married to three different men!" Mrs. Buttstinger yelled.
'Oh Mary, kiss me' Bill said.
'Yes, Bill! I'll kiss you' Mary yelled.
*They start passionately making out, leading to other things*
'Mmm..Oh Bill, I love your muscles...'
Vegeta groaned and covered his eyes and ears.
"There's a 13 year old here!" Vegeta yelled.
"Shut up! Think of this as a health class video!" Mrs. Blutzinger snapped.
Vegeta looked at the reader (you) terrified.
Meanwhile, at the game-
"Let's go, Shenlongs, Let's go!" the cheerleaders cheered as the game started into it's 2nd quarter.
Tarble was doing good as the HB. Not as good as Vegeta, but close.
They were winning 28-14, vs. the Knights.
"Keep it up, Tarble!" King Vegeta yelled.
"Ok, this time, play #420, got it?!" Goku said into the huddle.
"Yea!" agreed the team.
"Ready, Set, Hut!" Krillin yelled as he passed the ball to Tarble.
He dodged each tackles, and passed it to Taleem.
He easily tackled the other players and passed it to Piccolo.
Piccolo ran super speed to the touchdown.
Everyone cheered and screamed as Piccolo threw the ball down.
Piccolo yelled. "And make sure you subscribe to Pickle-O Swa-"
A played tackled Piccolo onto the ground, hard.
"Piccolo!" Goku yelled.
The football player removed his helmet to reveal-
"Android 19?!" Goku gasped.
"That is correct," 19 said.
Meanwhile, Piccolo was spasming, and the paramedics were trying to revive him.
Dende quickly rushed to the field to revive him.
"Why?!" Tarble yelled.
"I was programmed to win this game," 19 said in a deep, dangerous voice.
"..."
"Let's do this!" Freeza yelled.
Back in Detention-
Vegeta banged his head on his desk, as he had to listen to that disgusting soap opera.
'Oh, Bill...that was amazing...' Mary said.
'Oh really? As amazing as WALTER?!' Bill screamed.
'I-I can explain!' Mary stuttered.
'No, you CAN'T *SLAP*' Bill yelled.
He slapped Mary and started beating her.
Vegeta had his eyes covered to try to avoid those terrible sounds of pain.
"Mmm, mmm, mmm...If Mary didn't marry all those men, she's live a happy life," Mrs. Blutzinger said
Vegeta heard the cheering and screaming from the football game.
'Man, I wish I was there...' Vegeta thought.
Game-
The score was 35-36, with the knights winning.
Goku said, "Ok, this is our last play, #34, and our most important one,"
"True dat," Piccolo said.
"Now, let's finish this!' Cell yelled.
"Yeah!" Everyone cheered.
They got into positions, and Krillin got ready.
"Ready, Set, Hut!" Krillin yelled as he passed the ball to Tarble.
Tarble ran to the touchdown, and 19 was right behind him.
Piccolo quickly tackled 19, and held him down.
"W-what are you doing?!" 19 yelled.
"I know about you absorbing energy, so I'm gonna rip your arms off!" Piccolo yelled.
"Wha-!"
Piccolo powered up and ripped 19's hands off.
"Now Goku!" Piccolo yelled.
"KA...ME...HA...ME...HAA!" Super Saiyan Goku screamed as he released his attack.
Piccolo moved out of the way, just in time to see the attack obliverate 19.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" screamed 19 as he/she was killed.
Just in that time, Tarble made the final touchdown.
"I did it!" Tarble yelled as his team carried him off the field.
King Vegeta looked proudly at his son.
"Good job, son!...but where's Vegeta?" he wondered.
Bardock shrugged.
Just then, Vegeta stumbled towards the football field, traumatized.
"I escaped! I'm free!" Vegeta groaned out of happiness.
Everyone crowded around him.
"What did she do?!" Bulma asked.
"She..she made me watch her pornographic TV programs..." Vegeta stuttered.
Bulma put a blanket over him and said, "Oh well, another trip to the brainwash machine.."
"What?" Vegeta asked.
"Nothing, nothing..." Bulma said as she walked him into his father's car.
"..."
"Brainwash machine?" Goku asked.
"Let's just ignore that..." Piccolo said.
Next Time- There's Always Something on Halloween!
Yup, I'm back lol. I also posted Dbz in Elementary School: Second Grade, so you can read it if you enjoyed Dbz in Elementary School: First Grade. I hope you enjoyed this chapter and please review :)
Chapter 10: There's Always Something On Halloween
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing
Chapter 10: There's Always Something on Halloween!
It was around the corner from Halloween, and 3 teens are currently frustrated.
"What do you mean 'we're too old for trick-or-treating?!" Vegeta, Tarble, and Celeria yelled.
"It's just that the neighbors are complaining about teenagers begging for candy," King Vegeta said while putting his hands up defensively.
"ARRGH! This is NOT *crack* fair!" Vegeta yelled.
Vegeta was the devil, Celeria was a princess, and Tarble was a fireman.
"Now what are we going to do?" Tarble moaned.
"I don't know about you brats, but I'm leaving!" Vegeta yelled as he walked out of the door.
"..."
"He's going to get lost, isn't he?" Tarble asked.
"Yup," Celeria responded
Later-
Vegeta knocked on Bulma's door.
She answered wearing her angel costume.
"Vegeta, what are you doing here?" Bulma asked.
"Give me candy!" Vegeta yelled.
"Umm..aren't you too old for Halloween? And why are you out in the cold in that costume?" Bulma asked.
"No!" Vegeta lied.
He didn't want to admit that he got lost and pinpointed Bulma's ki.
"Well, come in," Bulma said.
He walked in and saw the house filled with Halloween decorations.
"Where's the candy?!" Vegeta yelled.
Bulma sighed and led him to the living room.
In there, he saw a bowl of candy, Chi-Chi, Kakarot, 18, Krillin, Piccolo, Taleem, 17, and Maron.
"Hey Vegeta!" Goku and Krillin greeted.
18, Taleem, 17, Chi-Chi, and Maron all muttered 'hello'.
Piccolo shushed all of them while filming the bootleg movie.
"Why didn't you invite me?!" Vegeta yelled, ignoring them as he grabbed an armful of candy.
"We talked about it after the game, remember?" Bulma asked.
"No!" Vegeta yelled.
Just then, the doorbell rang.
"Vegeta, give these to the kids," Bulma said as she handed Vegeta a full bowl of candy.
"Why do I have to?!" Vegeta yelled.
"Cause you better get used to it in the future, so why not start now?!" Bulma yelled.
Vegeta grumbled while opening the door.
"Trick-or-Treat!" all the little kids greeted.
Vegeta glared at the kids and held out his hand..
Inside, Bulma and company was enjoying the movie.
"I love the popcorn, Bulma," Maron (now in her natural hair color, brown) complemented.
"Thank you," Bulma said, smiling.
Everyone was getting creeped out at the fact that Maron was now more or less Bulma's friend.
But, Violet made up for Maron.
Just then, they heard a 'FINAL FLASSSSHHH!' and a huge crash.
"Oh, God.." Bulma said while getting out of her seat.
Vegeta cackled evilly as he stuffed candy into his mouth.
"VEGETA!" Bulma yelled as she smacked him in the back of the head.
"What?!" Vegeta yelled.
"How could you blast those little kids?!" Bulma yelled.
"They were annoying me!" Vegeta yelled, with his tail lashing out. (I haven't mentioned it in a while)
"Still, what are we going to do about them?!" Bulma yelled as she pointed to the ashes.
Vegeta took a deep breath, and blew the ashes away.
Bulma's eye twitched.
"..."
"Get their candy, it can't go to waste..." Bulma sighed.
By the time they sat down, they watched the news, enjoying other people's miseries.
18 and Krillin were in the closet, making out, Goku and Chi-Chi were half asleep together on the couch, and 17 and Maron were talking.
Piccolo went in the kitchen for water.
And Bulma and Vegeta just sat comfortably on the couch, with Bulma stroking his tail.
With Vegeta eating the kids' candy.
*...And now we see murders around South City, with an unknown source*
"Hey Geta?" Bulma asked.
"Wha? What Bulma?" Vegeta asked.
"I thought my name was 'Woman'?" said Bulma.
"...So what did you want?" Vegeta asked, ignoring her previous statement.
"You think you know the murderer?" Bulma asked.
"I don't-"
*We spotted the killer!*
There on the TV, they saw the face of-
" Uhh..Vegeta?" Bulma asked.
"...What?" Vegeta asked.
"WHY IS FRIEZA'S FAMILY KILLING PEOPLE?!" Bulma screamed.
Vegeta covered his ears, Goku and Chi-Chi woke up, and Piccolo busted in the living room.
18 and Krillin was still making out.
"What's wrong?!" Piccolo yelled.
"Frieza's killing people again.." Vegeta said.
"Again?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Long story, let's go!" Goku said as they all blasted off.
"..."
"Wanna read Fault in Our Stars?" Chi-Chi asked.
"No way, that book is sad, I'd rather watch the movie sometime," Bulma said.
(A/N: I don't know why teens *cough* My classmates *cough* like this book..it's too sad for me)
Meanwhile, the boys flew to investigate the murders by Frieza's family.
They landed at South City, where King Cold, Frieza, and Cooler was at.
"Now, kill that man right there," King Cold commanded as he held down an old man.
"Please don't kill me! I'll give you porn magazines!" Master Roshi cried.
Freeza was about to blast Master Roshi, but it was deflected away by none other than-
"Stay away from Master Roshi!" Goku cried.
"Kill him!" Vegeta yelled.
"Master Roshi's our friend!" Goku protested.
"To me, he's a pervert that tries to dig in my woman's underwear drawer!" Vegeta yelled.
King Cold, Frieza, and Cooler looked amusedly as Goku and Vegeta argued over the old man.
"Why are you killing people?" Piccolo asked.
"It's a family tradition to kill 100 people on October 31st," Cooler responded.
"Can you stop it then?" Piccolo asked.
"Are you crazy?! We've been doing this for one year!" Cooler yelled.
"I got an idea, let's jump him!" Frieza yelled.
"Good idea, son," King Cold said, "Cooler, why can't you be like Frieza?!"
"Father, I don't care!" Cooler yelled.
Piccolo stared at them with a confused face.
"Let's just kill him already!" Frieza yelled.
The three powered up and charged after Piccolo.
Piccolo powered up, and started dodging their attacks.
"Stop moving!" King Cold yelled as he kept on throwing punches.
Piccolo knew he couldn't keep this up for long.
"Goku! Vegeta! Stop arguing and fight already!" Piccolo yelled.
"He's our friend!" Goku yelled.
"No he's not!" Vegeta yelled back as he turned Super Saiyan.
"Yes he is!" Goku yelled as he turned Super Saiyan too.
"No!" Vegeta yelled as he turned Super Saiyan 2.
"Yes!" Goku screamed as he also turned Super Saiyan 2.
"STOP FIGHTING!" Piccolo yelled as he was blasted to a tree.
"Oh no! Piccolo needs our help!" Goku cried.
"I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT FOR HOURS!" Piccolo screamed in pain.
Goku and Vegeta powered up and charged after Frieza and Cooler.
"Get them!" King Cold yelled.
Vegeta started fighting Freeza.
"Ha! I got rid of my fear!" Frieza said as he dodged and punched.
Vegeta smirked, "So you say?"
Frieza felt a chilling bone in his body, "...Yes,"
"RAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Vegeta screamed as he transformed into a Super Saiyan God.
Frieza was frozen in shock.
"..."
Even Cooler and Goku stopped fighting to look at what's going on.
"Frieza..." King Cold said hesitantly, "Control your fear..."
"..."
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Frieza as he blasted off.
"Hey! Come back here!" King Cold yelled as he flew after Frieza.
Cooler growled and punched Goku's stomach.
"Ugghh..." Goku gasped.
"This isn't over!" Cooler yelled as he blasted off to follow his family.
Piccolo picked himself up and said, "I don't think they're gonna cause anymore trouble,"
Vegeta smirked, "I know, cause I scared the s*** out of them!"
Goku rolled over and clutched his hurting stomach.
"Umm..Goku? Are you ok?" Piccolo asked.
"...Kind of..." Goku said as he steadily got up.
They looked around the setting.
It was dark, possibly around 12 by now, and destruction was everywhere.
"What are we gonna do about this?" Goku asked.
"Eh, let the people clean it up," Vegeta said as he started flying away.
Piccolo nodded and flew after him.
Goku sadly looked at the damage.
"Oh well, I'm hungry!" Goku said cheerfully and flew to the next McDonalds.
Epilogue-
Vegeta, Piccolo, and Goku landed as Capsule Corp.
"Man..I'm tired.." Goku said.
Vegeta nodded.
They walked inside to see almost everyone asleep, even Krillin and 18, who was still in the corner.
The TV was still on, though.
Goku and Vegeta was about to crash on the couch until Piccolo grabbed their shoulders.
"What?" Goku asked.
Piccolo smirked evilly as he held up 3 permanent sharpies.
Vegeta caught on and smirked evilly too, and Goku was just plain confused.
8 hours later-
The first thing they heard was six voices:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Bulma, Chi-Chi, 18, 17, Krillin, and Maron ran out of the bathroom seething.
They had sharpie mustaches, word on foreheads, and drawings on their cheeks.
They yanked the covers from the couch, hoping to see Goku, Vegeta, and Piccolo, but all they saw was a yellow note:
- Happy Halloween, B****es!
Next Time- December
A/N: Yes, I'm still alive, it's just that I have a busy week because I'm going to state on Friday. But, by the time May 27 comes *next Tuesday*, I'll be busy-free, so look out for updates soon!
Chapter 11: December (Never sing in front of Vegeta)
Disclaimer: Me own nothing
Chapter 11: December (Never watch/sing Frozen in front of Vegeta)
It was a nice December weekend, and Bulma and Vegeta was watching TV in his room.
Bulma sat by Vegeta on his bed and stared at him.
Vegeta was currently watching TV, and noticed Bulma.
"What are you looking at?!" he yelled.
"I just noticed...why do you wear those gloves all the time?" Bulma asked.
"I had these ever since I was born. I don't think I've ever seen my hands before..." Vegeta said.
Bulma reached towards his gloves, but Vegeta slapped it away.
"What the h*** are you doing?!" he yelled
"Looking at your hands, idiot!" Bulma yelled.
Vegeta warily looked at his gloves, "What if my hands look ugly? Or dangerous? What if I have 6 fingers?!"
Bulma rolled her eyes, "Vegeta, if you had six fingers then there would be six fingered gloves you have to wear,"
"So?" Vegeta said.
"...Those are five fingered gloves, sweetie," Bulma said.
Vegeta looked closely at his gloves for a while.
"Soo, will you take them off?" Bulma asked.
Vegeta hesitantly slid his gloves off.
There they were, his hands.
"..."
"Oh my God," Bulma said.
Vegeta didn't even bother to look, he knew his hands were ugly.
"That is the most softest, cutest hands I've ever seen!" Bulma exclaimed.
Vegeta's eyes widened at those words.
Were his hands really cute?!
Vegeta looked at his hands. It looked pretty normal to him.
"Can I be the first thing you touch?" Bulma asked.
Vegeta blinked.
He never really touched anything with his bare hands before...
Vegeta nodded.
He slowly touched Bulma's cheek. It was soft and...fleshy to him.
Next he touched his hair, then her hair.
It was WAY softer than her cheeks. He ran his hand through her hair, and enjoyed the feeling.
Not that he would ever tell her.
He next touched Bulma's hands.
They were soft like his too, but her hand felt small and weak.
Bulma smiled and pecked his lips, "See, it isn't dangerous!"
Vegeta rolled his eyes and slipped his gloves back on, "Hmph..."
"So, you wanna go for a walk?" Bulma asked.
Park-
It was lightly snowing, so Bulma and Vegeta had to bundle up to go outside- well, Bulma did.
They sat on a bench, watching some kids build a snowman.
This kids sang, "Do you wanna build a snowman?-"
"SHUT UP!" Vegeta screamed as he turned into a Super Saiyan.
He hated Frozen, especially 'Let it Go'.
All the kids ran away, crying.
"Don't yell at them!" Bulma yelled.
Vegeta yelled, "You know how much I hate that movie!"
"Still, that doesn't mean-"
Goku then arrived with Chi-Chi.
"Hiya guys!" Goku said.
"Hey," Bulma and Vegeta mumbled.
"What's the commotion?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Nunya," Vegeta answered
"What's that?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Nunya f***ing business you f***ing Harpy!" Vegeta yelled.
"Hey!" Chi-Chi screamed.
"Sorry, he's watched too many TV, he can speak in 20 different accents..." Bulma said.
"That's all you can say?! Goku, do something!" Chi-Chi screamed.
"Uhhh...What does f*** mean?" Goku asked.
Everyone rolled their eyes.
Chi-Chi whispered something in Goku's ear.
"..."
"*GASP* You called Chi-Chi a bad word!" Goku yelled.
"Duh," Vegeta said.
"That's mean!" Goku yelled.
"So, whatcha gonna do about it?!" Vegeta yelled.
Goku got in his fighting position, as Vegeta did the same.
They were about to fight before Piccolo and Nappa arrived.
"Alright you two, stop fighting!" Piccolo and Nappa yelled.
They both stopped.
"..."
"...So we can see Frozen!" They yelled in excitement!
"Wow.." Vegeta said, "You've truly turned into an idiot Nappa,"
"But I LOVE Frozen!" Nappa whined.
"Well, I don't!" Vegeta yelled.
Nappa started singing, "Let it go...Let it go..the perfect girl is gone!"
Vegeta had his vein popping in again.
"Uhh...Guys?" Bulma warned.
"AND HERE I STAND IN THE LIGHT OF DAAAY!" Piccolo yelled/sang.
"Let the storm rage OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!" Goku sang.
Vegeta was twitching now.
"Uhh...Vegeta-" Bulma tried to explain.
They all sang, "The cold never bothered me anyway-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Vegeta as he turned into a Super Saiyan 2.
"I tried to warn you!" Bulma yelled.
Vegeta grabbed Bulma, and put her on a tree, "This will take one minute.." he hissed.
"I tried to warn them.." Bulma said.
"BIG BANG ATTACK!" Vegeta screamed as he powered up and released his attack.
The attack came crashing down on the park, warming up the snow.
"Run!" Goku yelled as he, Nappa, Piccolo, and Chi-Chi ran just in time to see the playground completely obliverated.
Meanwhile...
King Vegeta was currently playing 2k14 on his ps3, until his iPhone started ringing.
"Man, LeBron was about to kill the other team..." King Vegeta muttered as he answered the phone, "Hello?"
"..."
"Uh Huh..." King Vegeta muttered.
"..."
King Vegeta hung up and yelled, "Uh, Honey?"
"Yea?" his wife answered from the bathroom.
"Vegeta blew up the playground and him, Bulma, Kakarot, the Namekian, Kakarot's girlfriend, and Nappa is in jail," King Vegeta yelled.
All he heard was silence, but he though he heard a 'thump' before that.
"..."
"Honey?" King Vegeta called.
"..."
"Baby?" King Vegeta tried again.
"..."
King Vegeta turned on the news:
News man: We are now here at the scene of where these kids blew up the national park
Police Officer: Get down on the ground!
Vegeta: No! You can't make us!
Bulma: Vegeta...
Vegeta: Don't even think about listening to those fools, Bulma!
Goku: Hi mommy! Hi daddy!
Nappa: Oh God, I think one of them shot me...
Officer 2: Why aren't you dead?!
Nappa: They don't hurt...they actually kinda tickle..he he he..
Chi-Chi: Goku! Stop eating the bullets!
Goku: But Chi-Chi...They're yummy...
Piccolo: Can you people drive us to the movies?
Officer 3: Who are you people?!
Vegeta: I, Vegeta the 13th, am-
Bulma: The Prince of All Saiyans!
Vegeta: *glares*
Bulma: What? I always wanted to say that!
*End News*
"..."
In jail-
All their parents started flying to the jail to bail out their kids.
"What is the other doctors gonna think of me?!" Bardock yelled.
King Piccolo shrugged, "You tell me,"
"I was buy playing- I mean working when I got the call," King Vegeta said.
"And other than that, Kakarot completely embarrassed himself and me on TV!" Bardock ranted.
"I thought his name was Son Goku?" King Piccolo said.
"That's just a dumb nickname this old man named Gohan called him," Bardock said, "And then it kinda caught on,"
"Gohan, what a stupid name!" King Vegeta said.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Everyone laughed.
"I swear if I had a grandson named Gohan, I would scream!" Bardock said.
When they finally arrived they saw their kids arguing with the cops.
"I demand you to bow down to me!" Vegeta yelled.
"I-I'm sorry, but you're supposed to be behind b-bars.." the policeman stuttered.
"Vegeta! The poor man is just doing his job!" Bulma yelled.
Vegeta stopped yelling and the man was relieved until-
"Who the h*** do you think you are locking me, Bulma Briefs up in jail?!" Bulma snapped.
Everybody rolled their eyes. She was just like Vegeta!
Goku chomped on the broken bars that they easily escaped.
"Goku! Stop biting on those things!" Chi-Chi growled.
"But Chi-Chi...I'm hungry..." Goku whined.
"Let it go! Let it go!" Piccolo and Nappa sang.
"STOP IT!" Vegeta yelled.
In all the commotion, the adults just stood there in shock.
"Uh..kids?" King Piccolo said/asked.
They turned around to see all their parents looking strangely at them.
"Thank God you're here!" The police man yelled in happiness.
Bardock asked, "Umm..do we need to sign some papers or-"
"NO! Just take those Bebe's kids away from me!" The officer yelled.
So, they all walked out of the jail with no fee.
"This is the 20th time someone called us Bebe's kids," Piccolo said.
"We are not that bad!" Bulma said, which caused all of the adults to anime faint.
"Are you CRAZY?! You blew up and entire park, resisted arrest, and immediately started yelling at an officer in JAIL!" Bardock yelled.
"..."
Bardock smacked his head.
King Vegeta said, "Just stay out of trouble..I already have to deal with my wife..."
Vegeta just lightly kicked his father's shin and walked away with the other kids.
"..." King Vegeta held in.
Bardock sighed, "Let it out...we all know that that hurt you,"
"*hiss* Stupid brat...getting too strong for his own good!" King Vegeta hissed as he looked at his bruised leg.
"HEY!" some voices yelled.
Bardock and King Vegeta's faces paled as they saw their wives running towards them in anger.
"Uhh..gotta go!" King Piccolo yelled as he flew away.
"Oh s***..." They muttered while mentally preparing for ear rape.
Next Time: January (7 days of h***)
Sorry, got sidetracked with school, but only 9 more days (excluding weekends) left! :)
Preview:
"What the h*** is wrong with you?!" Vegeta asked.
Bulma growled at Vegeta through her tears, "None of your business you f***ing dweeb, now give me a hug!"
Vegeta just stared at her.
Then Bulma broke down, "WAAAAAHHHH! You never tell me how much you love me!"
"I hate you!" 18 screamed at Krillin as she tries to blast him.
"Baby..calm down.." Krillin stuttered as he tried to back away.
"I AM CALM!" 18 screamed as she blasted more ki balls at Krillin.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Goku screamed as Chi-Chi chased him around with a frying pan.
"COME BACK HERE YOU MONKEY!" Chi-Chi screamed.
"You never call me anymore!" Zangya cried while Bojack was trying to heal his ears.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Frieza laughed at the boys' misfortune.
Piccolo watched all the chaos in confusion.
Why were all the females in such a bad mood? Why do they take it out on other people? And what's big idea about these "cramps"?
End Preview-
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Chapter 12: January (7 days of hell)
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Chapter 12: January (7 days of h***)
Day 1-
It was a nice January morning, and everyone arrived to class- except the girls.
"Where are the girls?" Goku asked.
"I tried to walk- I mean drag Bulma to school today, but her parents said she wasn't feeling well," Vegeta said.
"Hmm.." Krillin pondered.
Just then there was a smell...a dangerous smell of..
"Death," Vegeta whispered.
"What?" Piccolo asked.
"I smell death.." Vegeta explained.
Just then the door slammed open revealing all the girls, looking highly irritated.
"Hi Chi-Chi!" Goku waved.
Chi-Chi glared at Goku and yelled, "Shut up! Can't you see I just arrived here, and you're pestering me on everything!"
Everyone was dead silent.
"..."
After a few lessons in class, it was free time.
Cell walked up to Bulma and said, "Hey Bulma, I recognized that you incorrectly answered a question.. Tired much?" He teased.
Bulma glared at Cell with a fierce gaze, "Listen up to jacka**, I have no f***ing time to be listening to your s***, so you can just get your green raggedy cockroach a** out of my sight or I swear, I will kill you, b****!" Bulma screamed.
"..."
"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Cell wailed as he ran away.
"Wow..." Frieza said.
Day 2-
So, everyday, the girls had to snap on something or someone, complaining about many types of things.
"MY BACK HURTS!" Mai wailed as she rubbed her back.
"Mine too...I got cramps real bad.." Princess Snake said.
"Here, let me help you," Taleem said as he tried to help Mai.
"NO! GET AWAY FROM ME!" Mai hissed.
Taleem backed away quickly, wide eyed.
Day 3-
They also had been going through many breakdowns.
"What the h*** is wrong with you?!" Vegeta asked.
Bulma growled at Vegeta through her tears, "None of your business you f***ing dweeb, now give me a hug!"
Vegeta just stared at her in shock, "..."
Then Bulma broke down, "WAAAAAHHHH! You never tell me how much you love me!"
Day 4-
"I hate you!" 18 screamed at Krillin as she tries to blast him.
"Baby..calm down.." Krillin stuttered as he tried to back away.
"I AM CALM!" 18 screamed as she blasted more ki balls at Krillin.
Day 5-
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Goku screamed as Chi-Chi chased him around with a frying pan.
"COME BACK HERE YOU MONKEY!" Chi-Chi screamed.
"What did I do?!" Goku yelled.
Day 6-
"You never call me anymore!" Zangya cried while Bojack was trying to heal his ears.
"Yaarg, but ye don't have a cell phone," Bojack protested
"Now you're saying that I can't afford a cell phone?!" Zangya yelled.
"Arg-"
"WAAAAAAHHHHH!" Zangya cried as she ran out of the classroom.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Frieza laughed at the boys' misfortune.
Piccolo watched all the chaos in confusion.
Why were all the females in such a bad mood? Why do they take it out on other people? And what's big idea about these "cramps"?
Day 7-
"THAT'S IT!" Vegeta screamed.
Everyone was silent as they looked at Vegeta.
Vegeta turned to Bulma, "You are acting like a crazed woman! I don't know what the h*** is wrong with you, but I don't like it! Until you stop acting like you're f****** insane, don't even bother talking to me!"
The next thing he knew was the he was slapped by Bulma.
"You don't understand s*** do you?! No, you don't cause you're a d*** boy!" Bulma yelled as she stomped out of the classroom, and slammed the door.
"..."
"TREATED!" Goku yelled.
Chi-Chi hit his head with a frying pan.
Later at Vegeta's House-
Vegeta walked in the living room, where his dad was playing 2k14.
He was feeling concerned about Bulma. Her ki was different than normal, and her emotions were raging.
"Father?" Vegeta asked.
"What?! I'm losing the game! Cmon LeBron dunk on them!" King Vegeta yelled.
"Uhh..father? Is it normal for females to act irritated and untamed?" Vegeta asked.
"Oh God, I hate the time of the month!" King Vegeta yelled.
"...What?" Vegeta asked.
"Son, remember when we had that "talk" on sex?" King Vegeta asked.
"...We didn't talk, all you did was say 'Look it up on the internet' " Vegeta said.
"Exactly..now for this one, do it again!" King Vegeta yelled.
Vegeta did look it up...unfortunately Vegeta's mom caught him.
"Vegeta, what are you doing- OH MY GOD!" She yelled.
"What?" Vegeta asked innocently.
"Did your father tell you to do this?!" She asked.
Vegeta nodded and said, "He also told me to look it up when I asked about sex,"
Vegeta's mom was seething mad, "VEGETA OUJI!"
King Vegeta ignored her while still playing the game.
She grabbed Vegeta's arm and dragged him where his father was.
She then unplugged the ps3.
"Hey! I was playing 2k!" King Vegeta screamed.
"SHUT THE H*** UP!" She screamed.
King Vegeta shut his mouth.
"Why would you tell our eldest son, who is growing up, to look up the meaning of sex and the menstrual cycle?!" she screamed.
"I don't wanna talk about that!" King Vegeta whined.
"Too bad! If you're going to be a DECENT father, then you have to help our son at times like this!" She screamed.
"...Can I go now.." Vegeta said.
He was used to his parents fighting- more like his mother scolding his dad, but at a topic like sex? And him? N-O.
"No Vegeta. Now, what's got you interested in this stuff?" His mother asked.
"Bulma keeps acting like a whiny b****, and she won't tell me why, and all the other girls are acting like b****es too. I yelled at her, she pitifully slapped me, and left, " Vegeta said.
King Vegeta started laughing "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-"
SLAP!
King Vegeta rubbed his swollen cheek while his wife glared at him.
"It seems to me, like she's going through a painful phase in her life," His mom said, carefully choosing the right words.
"You mean, like a girl-thing?" Vegeta asked.
"Yes, and it happens once a month 7 days. She can't really control her emotions, so that's why it seems like she's over-exaggerating, but she really is in pain with those cramps," she said.
King Vegeta muttered, "And they tend to take it out on us.."
She glared at him for a moment, "So, do you understand?"
Vegeta thought for a moment and shook his head yes. He still had some questions, but he decided agreeing would get him out of there sooner.
"Good, now you need to apologize to Bulma for yelling at her," she said.
"Ok," Vegeta said while walking out.
"So, when are you going to tell him about a boner?" King Vegeta teased.
SLAP!
At Bulma's House-
Bulma was lying on her bed, crying. It was the most humiliating day of her life.
'I wish I could've told Vegeta earlier..' Bulma thought sadly, 'That would've saved most of the embarrassment'
Bulma's cycle was about over, but she still had some emotions left.
While she was musing to herself, Vegeta crawled in through the open window and stared at her.
The strange feeling called guilt overcame him.
"...Bulma?" Vegeta called.
Bulma rose her head, and looked at Vegeta, "...Hey Vegeta.."
Vegeta went straight to the issue, "Why didn't you tell me sooner, Bulma?"
"...I was embarrassed, and thought that you would laugh at me.." Bulma said.
Vegeta rose an eyebrow, "Bulma, your ki is different from before. Did you know how much that scare- I mean concerned me,"
Bulma looked away.
Vegeta sighed and turned Bulma's head so she was looking at him, "I actually thought something was wrong with you! If you told me it was a girl-thing, then I would've been more understanding,"
Bulma nodded her head.
"I-I'm s-s-s*cough* sorry for yelling at you," Vegeta mumbled.
Bulma Veggie-hugged™ Vegeta, "And I'm sorry for taking out my frustration out on you..."
Vegeta said nothing, but pulled her lips to his.
While they were Veggie-kissing®, Bulma's parents came in the room.
Dr. Briefs yelled, "What the-!"
"Aww...How adorable!" Mrs. Briefs said while grabbing a camera.
Vegeta smirked while letting Bulma go: He knew she still had anger left.
Then Bulma exploded.
"MOM! DAD! HASN'T ANYONE TOLD YOU TO KNOCK BEFORE ANSWERING A ROOM!? THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING-"
Epilogue-
It was the next day of school, and everything was back to normal.
"I'm sorry for snapping at you Goku.." Chi-Chi said.
"You were snapping at me?" Goku asked, "I thought you were acting normally,"
BANG!
Goku fell to the floor with a groan.
Cell cautiously walked up to Bulma, "H-hi.B-Bulma.."
Bulma smiled at Cell, "Hey Cell!"
"Wait, so you're not mad at me?" Cell asked.
"Honestly, I forgot why I was mad at you," Bulma said.
Cell sighed, relieved.
Krillin and 18 was back to making out, and Zangya and Bojack was happy again.
And everyone was happy...for now..
Next Time- February (18 vs. Maron)
Y'know I originally planned on Goku and Chi-Chi having the main problem, but
1) Goku is too innocent to understand
2) Goku would NEVER yell at Chi-Chi
3) Goku is a bit too young (He's 12, Vegeta is 13)
I wouldn't count this as drama, more like a teenage-phase problem. 7th grade is usually where the phases start, so why not add girl-problems? And for the boys who are reading this, girls could act differently from this fic, depends. This is just an example. We could get irritated EASILY (Trust me, I experienced it myself, along with the cramps) But anyway, I hope you enjoyed this chapter, and please review!
Chapter 13: February (18 vs Maron)
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing!
Chapter 13: February (18 vs. Maron)
It was Valentine's Day, and the kids were enjoying this romantic day- oh i'm sorry, I meant this HORRIBLE DAY!
"What do you mean no couples?!" All the kids yelled as Mrs. Buttstinger stood over them.
"This is a no-romance school, due to disgusting antics you kids be doing, entitled 'makeout sessions'!"
Everyone glared at Krillin and 18.
"What? It's not my fault, she's so hot!" Krillin said.
Everyone then glared at Bulma and Vegeta, who was currently Veggie-Kissing®.
"What? We don't french or anything!" Bulma yelled, as they let go.
"We could try," Vegeta smirked mischievously.
"OH H*** NAW!" Piccolo yelled.
"See? That's why I banned couples!" Mrs. Blutzinger yelled.
"Oh Honey!" Mr. Blutzinger said while arriving in a wheelchair.
"Snookums!" Mrs. Buttstinger said as she ran towards him.
"I just wanted to wish you a happy Valentine's Day," He said as he handed her a present.
She excitedly opened it, to see a pair of handcuffs, condoms, a VERY small thong, and a VERY small bra.
"Eww!" All the kids yelled as they saw the gifts.
"You dirty man!" Mrs. Blutzinger playfully said as she started frenching him.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" All the kids yelled as they tried to unsee what they're seeing right now.
"MY EYES! IT BURNS!" Goku screamed.
Piccolo had his head in the garbage can, throwing up his water.
They stopped and Mrs. Buttstinger said, "Ill be right back!" and left with Mr. Blutzinger.
All the kids shuddered at the thought of them doing a quickie.
"..."
"Let's get outta here!" Taleem yelled.
Everyone agreed as they opened the window and escaped.
With Goku/Chi-Chi-
They walked together to the park and sat on the swings.
"Goku?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Yea Chi?"
"Do you..plan on getting married someday," Chi-Chi asked while blushing.
"Sure!" Goku said, smiling.
He didn't know what marriage was, but it sounded delicious!
Chi-Chi's eyes sparkled with delight.
"Oh Goku! You'll make me the happiest girl alive!" Chi-Chi gushed as she hugged him.
Goku blushed as he was pulled into a kiss.
Krillin/18-
They arrived at the pizza place and ordered a pizza.
They sat down in a booth and started talking.
"You know, things won't get really exciting until high school," Krillin said.
18 nodded, "Too bad she's in the 7th grade right now.."
(AN: HEY! I'm going to the 8th after the summer, and then I'll be off to high school!)
"Yup," Krillin agreed, "Too bad"
(AN: AAAAARRRGGGH!)
Just then, Maron walked towards them, "Mind if I sit here?"
"Sure," they both said.
She sat down and they continued talking.
18 noticed that Maron kept on glancing towards Krillin.
She didn't question her, but scooted closer towards Krillin.
After a while later, 18 excused herself to go to the bathroom.
Maron then made her move.
She scooted closer towards Krillin, "Hey Krilly,"
Krillin said, "You know, my name isn't Krilly," and scooted away from her.
But Maron continued, "Y'know...I recently broke up with 17..."
"What did you do to him?!" Krillin yelled, "You know that 18 will beat you up for that!"
"Nothing," Maron said, "Just told him that he was the worst boyfriend ever,"
Krillin gaped at her.
Maron then scooted closer to him, "So..what about my date?"
Krillin said, "Well, I-"
"Get the f*** away from my man!" 18 yelled as she charged after Maron.
Krillin restrained her, "Dear, you know I love you..."
17, who just walked in, gasped as he saw her flirt with KRILLIN.
"How dare you?!" 17 yelled at Maron.
Maron gasped, "17 I-"
"No! Just don't ever talk to me again!" 17 yelled as he blasted away.
"Ooh..." The crowd hissed.
Maron glared at Krillin and 18, "This is all your fault!"
"What did you do to my brother?!" 18 yelled.
"I lied about us breaking up..." Maron said.
18 punched Krillin out of his restraint and started beating up Maron.
"AHHHHHH!"
"Don't *punch* ever *punch* think *punch* about *punch* getting *punch* back *punch* together *punch* with *punch* my *punch* brother *punch* ever *punch* again! Destructo Disk!" She yelled as she threw her attack.
Everyone hissed as she cut off her hair.
"My HAIR!" Maron screamed with misery.
"That's what you get!" 18 yelled as she knocked her out with a chop.
Krillin walked up to 18, "18, I didn't cheat on-"
18 shut him up by pulling her lips to his.
"Krillin, shut up, I know that already," 18 said as she let go.
Krillin sighed with relief then smiled proudly, "Nice attack you used there,"
18 smiled back, "Learnt it from the best,"
Krillin turned to the unconscious Maron, "So what are we gonna do about her?"
18 said, "Just leave her there, I gotta see 17,"
Krillin nodded.
18 then blasted off.
With the Blutzingers-
They had just finished and Mrs. Blutzinger waved goodbye to her husband. She then walked into the classroom...
"..."
To find nothing or no one..
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH-"
Meanwhile, a truancy police had just gotten a report on runaway kids.
"I will destroy all of them!" he hissed in a deep voice.
He got into his motorcycle, and blasted away...
With Bulma and Vegeta-
"Shh!" Vegeta shushed while they were both snickering.
He then dropped a water balloon on a old lady.
"My hair!" the lady cried.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" They both laughed.
Bulma then pulled out a fake lottery card.
Vegeta fought to contain his laughter.
She released it into the wind, and they saw a man pick it up.
"OH MY GOD! I WON! I FINALLY WON AFTER 50 YEARS!" The man cried.
Vegeta and Bulma bursted out into a fit of giggles.
"I love being evil!" Bulma giggled.
Vegeta smirked, "Didn't I tell you it was fun?"
Bulma smiled, "Yea, you did.."
They looked into each other's eyes for a while.
Vegeta leaned closer to her, "Bulma I-"
"Well, well, well" a mocking voice said, "Two lovebirds destroying property, citizens, and truancy!"
"What's up to you?" Bulma said.
"Well sweetie, I'm a truancy police...and I DESTROY kids like you!"
Vegeta growled at the police, "She's MINE!" he snarled.
The police officer gave a mocking laugh, "Ok, I guess we'll do this the hard way.."
Vegeta looked at Bulma, "Got a motorcycle?"
"Yeah..why?" Bulma asked as she tossed him a capsule.
"Cause we're going on a little ride!" Vegeta said he he opened the capsule and hopped on.
It was a pink Suzuki Hayabusa (GSX1300R), (Aka: The 2nd fastest motorcycle in the world) that had the words 'Bad Man' on the side.
"Pink?! Bad Man?!" he yelled.
"Shut up! Remember that pink shirt I gave you back in fifth grade?!" Bulma yelled.
"The one that I destroyed-"
"And I made a million copies of that!" Bulma finished.
"..."
Vegeta sighed, "Just hop on.."
"Are you crazy?! You need a license, we're only 13!" Bulma yelled.
"Just hop on the d*** car, Woman!" Vegeta yelled.
"No!" Bulma yelled.
The next thing she knew, she was slung over the shoulder by Vegeta, who hopped on the vehicle and drove off.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Bulma screamed as she struggled.
The next thing she knew she was smacked in the behind.
"Did you just smack my a**?!" Bulma yelled.
"And I will keep doing that until you settle down!" Vegeta yelled.
Bulma 'hmphed' and quieted down.
Vegeta then placed her behind him, "Now hold on!"
He drove off in supersonic speed, dodging cars.
The truancy officer quickly got on his motorcycle, and drove off after them.
18 and 17-
18 caught up with his brother after following him for a while.
They were on top of a mountain, away from society.
"..."
"I never thought she would do this.." 17 spoke.
18 started, "I..I understand what you're feeling-"
"No you don't!" 17 yelled, "Krillin never done this to you-"
"Yes he did! With Zangya!" 18 yelled, "Just because you were too overprotective of me!" (Read Dbz in Kindergarten)
"...I..I didn't know.." 17 said, "I'm sorry.."
"No, it's my fault. If I would've spent more time with you, then you wouldn't be feeling this.." 18 said.
Just then, they shared the first hug they ever gave to each other ever since preschool.
"Sis, you're a pain in the a**," 17 said (Translation: I love you)
"You are a bigger pain in the a**," 18 said (Translation: I love you too)
"I bet you wanna spend the day with Krillin...it's ok," 17 said.
18 thought for a moment, "Nah, how about we play the ps4.."
17 smiled, "Sure,"
Meanwhile-
"WEEEEEEE!" Bulma said in excitement as Vegeta jumped from building to building with his motorcycle.
Vegeta smirked. He knew she would enjoy it sooner or later.
Behind them, the truancy officer was red faced as he tried to chase them.
"Must...destroy...teenagers!" he growled.
And what he did shocked Vegeta.
He jumped out of the car, and started flying towards them in full speed.
"The f***?!" Vegeta yelled as he uncapsuled the motorcycle, grabbed Bulma, and blasted off.
"How is he flying!?" Bulma screamed.
"There's only one explanation..he's not human," Vegeta said.
"Who are you?!" Bulma screamed.
"I am Android 15! And I destroy unruly teenagers!" he screamed.
"..."
"Don't you think that's a bit harsh.." Vegeta said.
"NO!" he screamed.
"..."
"Just kill him Vegeta," Bulma said.
"FINAL..."
Meanwhile Mrs. Blutzinger was waiting for her report back from killing- I mean searching for the lost kids.
Just then, there was a knock on the door.
She opened it to see no one there.
She scratched her head in confusion.
Just then she screamed at what she saw on the bottom of her feet.
Android 15's head.
Next Time: March (Maron vs. 18 II)
Ok, I'm almost done with this story, so I can work on Dbz in Elementary: 2nd Grade. But I also wanted tell you that I'll be posting the final chapter on Tuesday, and I got a surprise when I post it! ^_^ But before Tuesday comes I'll be posting 3 chapters this week, so look out for updates!
Chapter 14: March (18 vs Maron II)
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing!
Chapter 14: March (18 vs Maron II)
Detention-
It was a few weeks after Valentine's Day, and the teens were currently at detention.
"How long do we have detention?!" Bulma whined.
"4 more weeks!" Mrs. Blutzinger yelled.
"Ugh!" Everyone groaned
About everyone was there, since they all ran away in the first place.
"I still can't believe you ran away from school!" She yelled.
"We didn't want to hear you f***ing!" Piccolo screamed.
She ignored him as she said, "And I can't believe you beat up Maron!"
18 said, "She hurt my brother!"
"I don't give a rat's a** on what she did!" Buttstinger yelled.
Maron have been trying to talk to 17 for the past few days, but 17 was either cutting her off or ignoring her.
"And you two played pranks on citizens, illegally rode a motorcycle on top of a building, resisted AND killed a Truancy officer! And somehow, you two made it on top of FBI's most wanted list!" She yelled.
Bulma glared at her, "That officer was trying kill US!"
Vegeta countered, "And we didn't cause any damage!"
Mrs. Blutzinger glared at them, "Oh really?! Tell it to the tire marks, water balloons, and lottery tickets all over the city!"
"..."
"Exactly, so that's why you two are handcuffed to each other!" she yelled.
It was true. Dr. Briefs and King Vegeta snuck ki resistant handcuffs on one of their wrists as punishment. Now they were stuck together for the 4 weeks. And don't even ASK how they used the bathroom.
"Ugh!" They sighed.
Just then, her stopwatch blinked and their detention was served for today.
"You can go-"
They were already gone before she could say a word.
After Detention-
"Woman! We're moving left!" Vegeta yelled.
"Oh no we're not! We're moving right!" Bulma countered.
"Womaan...!" Vegeta warned.
"Vegetaa...!" Bulma warned back.
All their friends were tired of seeing Bulma and Vegeta argue, so they left them to their disagreement.
"Good luck!" Goku called.
While the rest of the teens were outside, they started talking.
"Man I hate both Buttstingers!" Piccolo yelled.
"Me too.." Cell said.
"..." 17 said.
"What's wrong, 17?" Tarble asked.
"Maron tried to cheat on me with Krillin.." 17 spat out.
"Dang.." Frieza said.
"Like, this is the 2nd time!" 17 said.
"Wha-"
"Hercule," 17 finished.
Everyone shuddered.
"Did you talk to her?" Taleem asked.
"No, and I don't want to," 17 said.
Just then, they heard a scream from the school
"VEGEEEETTTAAAA!"
"Bulma!" Goku called as they ran inside the school.
"Maybe they finally killed each other.." Krillin said.
"Shut up!" 18 and Chi-Chi yelled.
They finally spotted them and (You probably guessed already..) they were kissing on the floor.
"Oh come on! That's just nasty!" Tien yelled.
They stopped kissing and got up.
"What's the big idea?!" Vegeta yelled, blushing.
"First of all, how'd you even get on that nasty a** floor, and second of all, why the h*** was Bulma screaming like a banshee?!" Frieza yelled.
"Let me tell you.." Bulma said.
Flashback- (Or 5 minutes ago)
They were still struggling with which way to go.
"Right!" yelled Bulma.
"Left!" screamed Vegeta.
"Stop being an a**, Vegeta!" Bulma yelled.
"Stop being such a b****, Bulma!" Vegeta yelled back
Bulma tackled Vegeta onto the ground, and started beating on his chest.
That, of course, didn't hurt Vegeta.
He flipped them around, so that he was pinning Bulma down.
She couldn't move that much, cause of the cuffs.
"VEGEEEETTTAAAA!" she screamed in frustration.
"..."
Vegeta smirked down at her, "...You called?"
Bulma glared up at him.
"..."
"Mmph!" Bulma said as Vegeta pressed his lips down on her.
End Flashback-
Everyone looked at them with disgust.
"I can't wait till those cuffs are off of you!" Chi-Chi yelled.
"You should see them when they're at my house!" Tarble said.
"Ok we get it, they kiss a lot, now back to my problem!" 17 yelled.
"17!" Maron yelled while running towards him.
"Speak of the devil.." 17 muttered as he walked away.
"17! Wait!" Maron yelled as she caught up with him.
"Why do I have to?!" 17 yelled.
"You never gave me a chance to explain!" Maron said.
"Explain what?! That you tried to cheat on me with Krillin?!" 17 yelled.
"It's not like that!" Maron said.
"Why did I kick you a**, then?!" 18 yelled.
"And why did you flirt with me, and call me Krilly?" Krillin asked.
Everyone snickered at the name.
"Because I wanted your attention!" Maron said.
"Oh you got my attention alright!" 17 yelled as he started flying away.
"Wait!" Maron yelled.
"You caused enough damage to him!" 18 yelled, "But I should thank you because our relationship has gotten better.."
18 flew away after him.
"..."
"TREATED!" Goku yelled.
Maron glared at Goku.
"Now what am I going to do?!" Maron said.
Just then, Bulma had an idea.
Vegeta noticed that crazy look, and said, "No way, Woman!"
"Yes way!" she countered.
"Argh!" Vegeta yelled as he clenched his fists.
"I'm gonna set this right!" Bulma said as she ran out of the school, dragging Vegeta along with her.
"What are we going to do, since we're out of the picture?" Goku asked.
"..."
Football season was over, so they really bad nothing to do.
"Track?" asked Piccolo.
"Eh, next year," Goku said
"Soccer?" asked Piccolo.
"Bingo!" Goku said as he lead the way to the field.
Meanwhile-
17 and 18 were at their house, playing checkers.
"..It's not like I don't want her anymore, I just can't trust her not to f*** up again.." 17 said.
"I's ok, she needs to learn a lesson anyway," 18 said.
Just then they heard a knock on the door.
18 opened it to see Bulma, Vegeta, and Maron.
"Oh h*** n-"
She was restrained by ki cuffs Vegeta made to the wall.
"The f***?!" 18 yelled.
"Sorry 18, but 17 needs to hear this," Bulma said.
17 walked in and was immediately ki cuffed to the wall next to her.
"Why are you here?!" 17 yelled.
"Because it's the only way for you to listen to me!" Maron yelled.
"..."
"Speak already!" Vegeta yelled.
"Fine!" 17 yelled.
"I wanted to tell you that I'm sorry for flirting with Krillin, but the main reason was I wanted you to react differently than what you originally did,"
o
"What do you mean?" 17 asked.
"You rarely show me affection...It's frustrating because I can't tell if you like me still or not. So I tried to seduce Krillin, so I could tell if you still liked me by the way you reacted.." Maron said.
17 said nothing, until, "Maron, I still like you, but it's my nature not to show that much emotion. I'm an android for crying out loud! You should've at least talked with me instead of getting yourself into this mess,"
Maron sighed, "I know that now..so we good?"
17 powered up to get rid of his restraints, and hugged Maron, "We good...just don't do stupid stuff unless you want to break up with me,"
Maron then turned to 18, who got out of her restraints,"And I'm sorry for messing with Krillin, I deserved that beating,"
18 humphed, "And if I ever catch you doing s*** with my man, I swear I'll kill you! But..why Krillin of all people?"
Maron said, "Goku's too innocent, and Vegeta's scary, so I chose Krillin,"
"Yes! I'm a genius! I should be the next Dr. Phil!" Bulma cried excitedly.
Everyone glared at Bulma.
"What?!" she yelled.
"Let's go before your ego gets even bigger," Vegeta muttered as he started dragging Bulma away by their handcuffs.
"I will never understand them.." 17 said.
"A Saiyan and a Human.. a strange couple.." 18 muttered.
Next Time- April (Stuck in School by Rain)
Ok, ok, I know what you're thinking: Why the h*** did you put drama when the summary said you wouldn't?! Well the answer is, I didn't say NO drama, I said LITTLE to no drama. And trust me, I've seen worse drama stories...with everyone getting pregnant in high school, Maron being the cause of Bulma/Vegeta breakups, and etc. Man, that makes NO sense. How can Maron be a villain in B/V, but not K/18?! Vegeta didn't date her, KRILLIN did! Plus also, I don't think Vegeta likes ditzy girls like Maron.. And another reason to why I put drama is that there's little to no 18/17 sibling interaction. So I'm thinking unless something happens to one of them, they'll still be fighting in the high school hallway, shoving each other...lol. But not to worry, this is usually once in a story drama, nothing more serious won't happen. And I HATE the high school stories where Bulma/Chi-Chi/18 unexpectedly get pregnant, and Vegeta/Goku/Krillin rejects them until the babies are like born or a few years old. My high school stories will NEVER have pregnancies in it, I SWEAR. And please remind me if I put too much drama into my stories, I like to keep it minimum and mainly romance/comedy. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed my rant and this chapter, and please review or pm your questions/opinions/complements!
Chapter 15: April (Stuck in School by Rain)
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing!
Chapter 15: April (Stuck in School by Rain)
It was about a month later, on a Friday, and everything was back to 'normal'.
Except it was the worst storm in the world, and they were stuck in last hour.
"...And you should always never wash tour hands.." the teacher concluded.
"Can't you carry diseases, like the Plague, and it'll be 1300 all over again?" Bulma asked.
"Yup, and the human race will die!" the teacher said, excitedly.
"..."
The bell rung, and everyone ran out of class.
They were about to bust the main door, but a voice yelled, "WAIT A MINUTE!"
It was Mrs. Blutzinger and she did not look happy.
"Why aren't you letting us out?!" Vegeta yelled.
"Do you see the weather out there?! It's too dangerous to be out there! I'll get sued!" Mrs. Buttstinger said.
"We can just fly!" Goku called out.
"Nonsense! You will be staying here until the morning," Mrs. Blutzinger said.
Everybody was so quiet, that you could hear a cockroach breathe.
"..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Everybody screamed.
"Shut up it's only for the night!" Buttstinger yelled.
"The is bogus!" Frieza yelled.
"I wanna go home!" Tarble cried.
"I'm not sleeping at this wretched school!" Vegeta screamed.
"I don't wanna eat lunch food for dinner!" Cell cried.
"My lab is at home! What am I going to do, now?!" Bulma yelled.
"Is that all you do when you get home?!" Chi-Chi asked.
Bulma immediately started blushing while glancing at Vegeta, "...Yeah, except for..uh..a few other things.."
"Shut up and follow me!" Blutzinger said as she lead them to a room.
A few minutes later...
Mrs. Buttstinger sent them to the detention room, "You are going to sleep in here,"
"Where's the heater?" asked Piccolo.
"And blankets?" asked Vegeta.
"And food?" asked Goku.
"Too bad!" she yelled as she slammed and locked the door.
"..."
"I guess the best thing is to call spots in the room," Tarble said.
"Well, I call under the teacher's desk," Bulma said.
"Ugh," everyone groaned. That was the best spot.
"I call under one of the students' desk," Frieza said.
"I'll do security," Piccolo said.
"Me too," Tien said.
"I'm sleeping under one of the students' desk too," Goku said.
"I call the closet," Krillin said.
"I second that!" 18 said.
"I'm sleeping under the teachers' desk too," Vegeta smirked.
"Ok you two, no kissing, making out, or any other dirty stuff, and you know what I mean!" Cell said.
Everybody else chose different student desks and they got on their iPhones and Androids (Ha! Android...) for a while until they fell asleep.
Everyone except Piccolo and Tien of course.
A few hours later...
Vegeta was sleeping in a respectable distance from Bulma (To prevent him from trying anything).
Vegeta then felt something warm beside him.
Thinking it was Bulma (And still with his eyes closed) Vegeta smirked as he spooned 'Bulma' and started rubbing 'her' back.
"Hn..cold Bulma?" Vegeta asked, while raising his ki a little to warm them up.
He received no response, not that he needed one.
After that, he smirked even more as he nuzzled 'her' neck, and pulled 'her' even closer.
"Mmm..Woman..hope you're warm enough," Vegeta whispered
It was all ruined when he heard a voice, "Buu like spiky haired man!"
Vegeta's eyes shot open to see Majin Buu between him and Bulma, cuddling and smiling at him widely.
"MAJIN BUU?!" Vegeta screamed as he pushed him away and turned into a Super Saiyan.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Piccolo and Tien laughed loudly.
Everyone quickly woke up from the noise.
"What happened?!" Goku groaned.
"Is somebody hurt?" Bulma asked.
"My ears hurt.."
"I was dreaming about boobs until you woke me up!" Master Roshi yelled.
Vegeta glared at Piccolo and Tien, daring them to say something.
"..."
After they didn't Vegeta said, "The fat piece of bubblegum tried to jump me,"
"Majin Buu!" Hercule yelled as took him away from Vegeta, "You can't sneak up on people like that!"
"Make sure you watch after him!" Vegeta chastised.
After seeing nobody hurt, Goku and company went back to sleep.
Vegeta, who was still awake, glared at Tien and Piccolo.
"You tell no one!" Vegeta whispered/yelled.
Piccolo smirked as he held up a camera.
"*sigh* What do you want?!" Vegeta yelled.
"Do our homework for the rest of the year," Tien said while Piccolo nodded.
Vegeta agreed, and blasted the camera before going back to sleep...
A few hours later-
Just then, Piccolo's ears perked up as he heard some noises.
Tien saw Piccolo's antennae twitch and asked, "Are you listening?"
Piccolo glared a Tien and continued listening.
Piccolo's eyes widened as he whispered, "Wake everybody up!"
Tien flickered the lights on and off, causing everyone to groan as they woke up.
"What is it now?" Vegeta groaned.
"Shh!" Piccolo shushed as he pressed his ear to the door.
He then opened the door (He broke the lock) and quietly walked out, with the rest following him.
They walked through the scary school hallways, looking around for Piccolo.
"Where'd he go?" Krillin asked.
"We just need to follow his ki," Vegeta said.
"I-I'm scared.." Chi-Chi said.
"It's ok Chi, I'll protect you," Goku said.
"Aww..Goku.." Chi-Chi said.
"Plus also, me and Vegeta can just turn Super Saiyan. There's no way someone could attack us," Goku finished.
Chi-Chi groaned. He ruined the moment.
They finally spotted Piccolo, leaning against the door.
"Hey Piccolo!" Goku said.
Piccolo yelled, "Shh! Listen!"
They all leaned up against the door and listened...
Against the Door-
Mrs. Buttstinger was currently making out with Mr. Blutzinger.
"I'm so glad I got rid of those ruffians," Mrs. Blutzinger said.
"Yes, so we can finally have some peace.." Mr. Blutzinger agreed.
They were in Mr. Blutzinger's old office, and it was filled with a jacuzzi, popcorn machine, 70 in. flatscreen TV, blankets, and a nice bed.
They continued to make out, unaware of the teens hearing every word of what they said.
Back to the Other Side-
Vegeta gritted his teeth as he heard those words.
"They're probably having a party in there!" Cell yelled.
"They intended to lock us in a freezing room?!" Frieza yelled.
"And I smell popcorn!" Goku whined.
"That's it! I'm busting this door down!" Vegeta yelled.
They blasted the door down, and was dead silent as they was the Buttstingers half naked.
"..."
"LET'S GET THEM!" Piccolo yelled.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" They screamed as the kids tied them up, and started carrying them out of the room.
"What are you doing?!" Mr. Buttstinger yelled.
"Getting our revenge for locking us up!" Vegeta yelled.
"What?!" Mrs. Buttstinger yelled.
"You're gonna see how it feels to be in a cold room!" Tights yelled.
The next thing they knew, they were thrown into the detention room, locked by Bulma herself.
They all brushed their hands as a job well done, and walked into Mr. Blutzinger's old office.
Epilogue-
The teens enjoyed theirselves as they relaxed in the warm room.
"This TV is amazing!" Piccolo yelled.
Frieza and Cell were playing Battle of Z on the ps3.
"Ha! I win!" Cell yelled.
"No fair, you cheated!" Frieza screamed.
Krillin and Tarble were stuffing themselves in the popcorn machine.
"This is the best popcorn I had in a long time!" Krillin said
Tarble nodded.
In the jacuzzi, Vegeta, Bulma, Goku, and Chi-Chi was in there.
"This water sure feels good!" Goku said.
"Thanks for the trunks and swimsuit!" Chi-Chi said.
"I'm always prepared for swimming," Bulma said happily.
She was wearing her favorite (Or Vegeta's favorite) tankini, Vegeta was wearing some black spandex shorts, Goku was wearing some loose trunks, and Chi-Chi was wearing a blue one piece.
Vegeta humped, "You might as well pack your house in those capsules,"
Bulma wrapped her arms around Vegeta, "You should always be prepared for anything,"
Vegeta blushed at the contact and said, "No, the only thing you need is me, the Prince of All Saiyans, cause I-"
"Blah blah blah, the strongest in the Universe," Bulma mocked in her Vegeta voice.
Goku and Chi-Chi busted out laughing, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"What?!" Vegeta growled.
"She sounded just like you!" Chi-Chi laughed.
"Grr..." Vegeta growled.
"That was just hilarious!" Goku said.
"GRR..." Vegeta growled louder.
"I should show everyone!" Bulma said.
"GRRRR!" Vegeta snarled.
"Good idea!" Goku said, "Hey you guys..!"
"SHUT UP!" Vegeta screamed in fury.
And they had a good time, while the Blutzingers were suffering from the cold...
Next Time: Last Day of 7th Grade!
The story's almost over! :') Make sure to review, and the next chapter will come out in this Tuesday, June 10th!
Chapter 16: The Last Day of 7th Grade
Disclaimer: I don't own anything
Chapter 17: The Final Day of 7th Grade
Bulma had tears in her eyes as she went into her class.
She saw almost everybody crying, saying that it was one of the best years of school they had.
"I'm gonna miss all of you!" Chi-Chi cried as she hugged all her friends.
"Me too," Bulma said.
"I guess I'll slightly think about you guys time to time..." 18 said.
"I DON'T WANNA LEAVE!" Blonde Lauch screamed as she took out her gun.
The boys was just watching the girls in their emotional wreck.
"Why are they crying?" Goku asked worriedly.
"Eh, probably PMSing.." Vegeta said.
"That's what I've been thinking!" Tien said.
"What's that?" asked Goku and Piccolo.
"You'll learn when you're older," Krillin said.
Mainly all of them were 14 years old now, but Goku and Tarble was 13.
"So what are you planning on doing for the summer?" Goku asked.
"I'm going to Hollywood!" Nappa said.
"My dad is sending me to a camp," Vegeta hissed, "I bet it's a concentration camp!"
"I'm going too.." Goku said.
"Me too!" Piccolo yelled.
Bulma sniffled and walked towards them, "My dad's supposed to be sending me there too,"
"Me three!" Chi-Chi said.
"Me four," 18 said.
"..."
"...Our parents are trying to get rid of us!" Krillin screamed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Everybody screamed.
Meanwhile-
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I can't wait till our kids are gone!" King Vegeta snickered evilly.
"Yea, Raditz and Kakarot was getting on my nerves!" Bardock said.
"We should throw a party!" King Piccolo said.
"We can finally get away from those Bebe's kids!" King Cold said.
"We brought drinks!" Gine, King Vegeta's wife, and Mrs. Briefs said.
Back to the kids-
"Argh! They tricked all of us!" Chi-Chi yelled.
"This is bogus!" Piccolo yelled.
"I'm baaaack!" Yamcha yelled as he walked in.
"Where the h*** have you been?! You haven't shown up since Football in October!" Mr. Roundtree yelled.
"Um...the author completely forgot about me, and made the story much better without me.." Yamcha muttered.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Everyone laughed.
The bell rung, making it gym class.
P.E-
"Today, we are gonna play dodgeball for the last day of school!" Ms. Royer said.
"YAAAAAAY!" The class cheered.
All the girls sat in the bleachers to watch, while the boys prepared to throw.
She blew the whistle, and all the boys ran up to the line to get all the balls.
Piccolo threw the ball in top speed, and it hit Zarbon.
"Ha! You're out!" He laughed.
Zarbon moaned as he walked out.
Frieza made a ki ball, and tried to throw it at Goku.
"Mwahahahahaha!' Frieza thought.
When he threw it, Goku dodged it, and it flew towards Brolly.
"KAKARROT!" Brolly screamed as he was hit with a ki ball.
"Sorry, Brolly," Frieza said.
The girls were watching with high interest.
"I bet you 20 bucks Goku wins," Chi-Chi said.
"Naw, Vegeta will win!" Bulma said.
"I wonder why they take this game so seriously," Zangya asked.
"It's because it's the only game in P.E that involves physical contact," Mai said.
There were only four boys left, Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo, and Cell.
"Haa!" Goku yelled as he powered up.
"You'll never defeat me, Kakarot!" Vegeta yelled.
Goku threw the ball, not towards Vegeta, but Piccolo.
"Ow!" Piccolo yelled as the ball hit him in the head.
"You're out!" Cell laughed...until he was hit by Vegeta.
"Ouch! That hurt!" Cell screamed
Vegeta smirked, "Looks like you're out too,"
Now it was only Goku and Vegeta, looking quite ready to fight.
They both turned Super Saiyan, and charged at each other.
They threw and dodged many balls in supersonic speed.
In about five minutes, they were panting, tired.
"Come on Vegeta!" Bulma cheered.
"Kill him, Goku!" Chi-Chi yelled.
Just when they were about to throw again, they felt a ball hit their backs.
"What the-!"
"I win!" Tarble said, smugly.
"H-How?!" Vegeta gasped.
"I hid my ki and stayed in the corner while everybody else was playing," Tarble explained.
"I'd never would've thought.." Goku muttered, chuckling.
"..."
"Where is my 20 bucks?" Gure asked.
All the girls grumbled while pulling out their wallets.
Lunch-
It was the last thing to do before the big ceremony.
"I can't wait to get outta here!" Tien said.
"Yea, 7th grade kinda sucks.." Tarble agreed.
"In 8th grade, we get to go to the beach!" Bulma said excitedly.
"No tankinis!" Vegeta yelled, blushing from the last time she wore one.
"Well, see," Bulma said, smugly.
"ATTENTION!" Mrs. Blutzinger yelled.
Everyone quieted down in an instant.
"As you know, it is the last day of school-"
"YAAAAAAAY!" Everyone cheered.
"SHUT UP!" Mrs. Blutzinger yelled.
"..."
"I also wanted to tell you that my husband will be here next year-"
"BOOOOO!" Everyone booed.
"I SAID, SHUUUUT UUUUP!" She yelled.
"..."
"But next year is his last year before retiring," Mrs. Buttstinger finished.
"YAAAAAAAY!" Everyone cheered.
"No more Buttstinger for high school!" Goku cheered.
"I'm so happy, I could sing!" Cell yelled.
"Hooray!" Taleem cheered.
Only one more year, till they are free from Blutzinger's clutches...
Ceremony-
"...Kakarot..wait- as in KAKAROT?!" The vice principal, King Vegeta said shocked.
Everyone was shocked that Goku actually made it past the 7th grade.
Goku went up from his seat, and walked up to get his certificate.
"Yay! I graduated!" Goku cheered.
"This is not high school, Kakarot," King Vegeta said.
Goku went back to his seat, sulking.
It was the ceremony for all the 7th graders. All their parents were there, and almost everyone had gotten a certificate.
King Vegeta announced, "Now, for the Top Academic Student Award, goes to.."
Cell and Bulma looked at each other in anticipation.
"...Cell and Bulma Briefs!"
The two were completely shocked that there were two awards.
"..."
Vegeta (Jr.) snapped his fingers in front of them, "Well, go get your award!"
They walked up and got their award together.
Before they sat down, Cell pulled out his hand towards Bulma.
She looked at him, and smiled as she took out her hand and exchanged a handshake.
It was a sign that the frienemies, were getting closer and closer to becoming friends.
"Well, we thank you for attending the ceremony and congratulations to all the 7th graders promoting to the 8th grade! And out of my life!" King Vegeta said.
The audience cheered as the 7th graders celebrated finishing another year...
After the ceremony-
Bulma and Vegeta met up after school, to walk around the city.
The sun was setting, and the moon was slowly coming out.
"I'm gonna miss 7th grade..." Bulma said.
"I'm not!" Vegeta said.
Bulma rolled her eyes, "I mean in a few months we're gonna be 8th graders. Aren't you scared that this is going too fast?"
Vegeta sighed as he said something wise for the first time.
"Bulma, we should just focus on right now. The future can wait for us when we get there. But for now we should stop dwelling on the future and focus on the present,"
Bulma stared at Vegeta in shock.
"What?" Vegeta asked.
"Wow Vegeta, I never knew you told such good advise," Bulma said.
Vegeta smirked, "Of course, I'm the Prince of All Saiyans,"
Bulma smiled and shook her head.
Just then, Bulma started floating off ground.
"What the-!"
She then noticed Vegeta holding her and floating.
"Vegeta-!" Bulma yelped.
"Shh, Woman. Your voice can wake the dead," Vegeta said.
"Hey!" Bulma yelled while blushing.
The higher he went, the more darker it was so when he broke through the barrier of clouds, there was an explosion of stars.
"Wow..." Bulma said.
"Watch this," Vegeta said as he blasted some energy into space.
"..."
BOOM!
There was a slight shift, then a bunch of shooting stars came flying out of nowhere.
"Wow! How did you do that?!" Bulma said.
"Eh, just a technique," Vegeta boasted.
"It's amazing," Bulma said as she hugged Vegeta.
Vegeta smirked as he agreed.
So, the two 14 year olds stayed in a warm embrace for what seemed like hours.
And that's what triggered the urge to complete their bond.
Vegeta gently bit Bulma's ear (The fleshy part on top) as Bulma did the same to Vegeta.
Vegeta bit Bulma once more for extra measure.
"Owch.." Bulma whined.
"Now you're mine!" Vegeta smirked.
It was deep enough to create a small notch, not very visible to others.
And they know, as we certainly know, that they just completed their premating ritual. And in about 4 more years, they'll be able to preform the official mating ritual.
So, they enjoyed the stars the whole night, ready to face the next challenges the world has ready for them.
"Veggie?" asked Bulma.
"What?" Vegeta said, ignoring the nickname.
"How did you do that shooting star trick?" Bulma asked.
Vegeta thought for a moment and said, "That's not important right now Bulma,"
He didn't want her to know that he blasted part of Pluto.
And that's why people didn't count Pluto as a planet anymore, because Vegeta's blast had shrunken Pluto, making the humans think that it was that size the whole time...
Next Time: Welcome to Camp Death!
Yaay! The school year is over! But the fic isn't! Ha! I tricked you! So we now go into what I call: The Camp Saga! Oh yea, this story is officially "complete" the next few chapters is just an afterstory saga.
Chapter 17: Welcome to Camp Death
Disclaimer: Me own nothing
Chapter 18: Welcome to Camp Death!
It was the day they leave their air conditioned homes to go to a camp.
It was a horrible day, raining, thundering, and it fit the exact mood the teens were feeling.
And it was around 7:00.
At the bus stop, almost all the Z Fighters were there.
The only one missing was Vegeta.
"Ugh, I hate this weather!" Piccolo whined.
"We know," Everyone said at once.
Bulma was playing on her phone, Goku was eating a soggy hoagie, Chi-Chi was trying to keep dry, Piccolo was bored as f***, 18 was too worried about her hair, 17 was minding his own business, Frieza was whining about everything, Krillin was trying to shield 18, and Nappa was talking to Raditz.
Just then King Vegeta car shown up.
It stopped in front of them, and they could hear a bunch of yelling and cursing.
The next thing they knew, Vegeta and Tarble were literally kicked out of the car, and it screeched as it drove away crazily.
"I'M FREE!" King Vegeta cried maniacally as he drove away, "I'M FINALLY FREE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!"
Everyone was dead silent.
"..."
Vegeta grumbled to himself while crossing his arms, and Tarble seemed a little moodier than usual.
"I can't believe we get to go a a concentration camp, and Celeria gets to have my room while I'm gone!" Vegeta yelled.
In the background, Raditz sighed with disappointment that Celeria wasn't here, but nobody heard him.
"He always have a soft spot for her.." Tarble groaned.
There was a long silence after that.
Thankfully, the bus arrived, and the teens boarded on.
"Hello-*cough* *choke* *gag* My name is Harold *cough* *cough* and I'll be yer bus driver," Harold said while drinking his 10th beer.
"Oh great, we're probably gonna crash before we even get there," Vegeta groaned.
They set their stuff in the back, and sat in their seats.
Goku and Chi-Chi sat near the front, by the drunk bus driver.
Piccolo, 17, and Tarble sat near the middle, far enough to stand the stench of the bus driver.
18 and Krillin were in the WAY back of the bus, where the luggage were at, probably making out.
Raditz and Nappa sat between the front and middle, talking about girls.
Frieza was trying to pull a dirty trick on the bus driver.
Bulma and Vegeta sat near the last few seats dozing off.
Vegeta's tail was tightly holding her, while their arms were wrapped around each other.
Vegeta purred quietly with happiness while Bulma lightly slept on his chest.
It was really strange to see a 13 year old (Like Goku and Vegeta) with such well defined muscles.
They've gotten closer since they premated, which confused some of their friends.
As in dejecting them to spend time with each other.
After a while, they finally arrived at the camp.
Everyone filed out, groaning as they were temporarily blinded by the sunlight.
"Ugh.." moaned everyone.
Just then this tall smiling man greeted them.
"Welcome to Camp Death!" He announced cheerfully.
"Camp DEATH?!" Everyone screamed.
"Don't worry there isn't any deaths here, it's just a name," the man explained.
"..."
"Who are you?" Vegeta asked suspiciously.
"I am Colonel Kurt, founder of Camp Death," Colonel Kurt said.
"Soo..you're the Colonel?" Piccolo asked.
"Yup!" he responded.
(AN: As in Colonel, it's pronounced K-er-nal)
The kids exchanged uneasy glances at each other.
"I'd like you to meet the other kids," Colonel said.
He pointed to where a bunch of kids were.
There were nerdy kids, popular kids, neutral kids, and strange kids giving them glares and death threats.
They glared back at them.
"They are in groups because they decided to make a strong team, and you will do the same," Kurt said.
"Ooh! Ooh! I got a good name!" Goku said.
"What?" Raditz asked.
"Team Z!" Goku said.
"..."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Everybody laughed.
"That is the stupidest name I've ever heard!" 17 chuckled.
"Then what do you wanna name us?" Chi-Chi said, sticking up for Goku.
"Team Vegeta!" Vegeta yelled proudly.
"..."
"Team Z it is," Nappa said.
Everyone agreed and started walking away.
"Hey! My idea was awesome!" Vegeta yelled after them.
Later on-
All the kids went to their cabins.
Boys on one side of camp, and girls on the other side.
'We don't want no babies born here!' They said firmly.
Night-
At the boys cabin, near the dumpster and the outhouses, the boys were suffering in misery.
"I hate it here!" Vegeta yelled as he kicked another dead mouse in anger.
"I know, this is gonna be torture," Piccolo said as he blasted another cockroach.
"The heater busted down again," Tarble said as he banged on it.
"I'm so cold.." Nappa whined.
"We all are!" Frieza yelled, shivering.
"Hey Frieza?" Raditz asked, "I thought you'd be used to the cold cause-"
"SHUT UP!" Frieza yelled.
Goku's stomach growled, "Ugh...what happened to dinner?"
"They don't serve dinner..only lunch and breakfast," Tarble said.
"Ugh!" Everyone moaned.
"Look! I found a worm!" Goku said.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Vegeta.
The girls weren't doing to well either.
"It's s-so c-cold!" Chi-Chi shivered.
"I k-know.." Bulma moaned.
Since they were the only girls in Team Z, they had to share a cabin with girls from the other team.
"Quit whining b****es!" One girl huffed, "You'll never survive if you act like that!"
The other girls snickered.
Bulma glared at them, "And who are you?!"
"I'm Tiffany, team girl leader of Team Skull!" Tiffany said.
"Ok, I don't care anymore. I'm Bulma Briefs, heiress of Capsule Corporation and much better than all of you!" Bulma announced proudly.
"Who?" One girl asked.
Chi-Chi and Bulma anime fainted.
"You don't know her?!" Chi-Chi shrieked.
"Nor do I care," Tiffany said, "Now go back to your side of the cabin!"
Chi-Chi had to restrain Bulma from grabbing her ki gun, and dragged her to the other side.
So the teens slept, not knowing the torture they will endure the next day...
Next Time- A "Fun" Day
What will happen to Team Z? Who is Team Skull? What will happen to Vegeta?! Find out next chapter of Dragon Ball Z in Middle School: 7th Grade!
Chapter 18: A Fun Day
Disclaimer: Me no own nothing
Chapter 19: A "Fun" Day
"WAAAAAAAAAAKKKKE UUUUUUUUPPP!"
The whole camp groaned as they groggily got up.
All the boys woke up and got ready for breakfast.
Except Vegeta.
"Hey? Where's Vegeta?" Goku asked.
Everyone shrugged.
"He probably left for breakfast.." Piccolo said.
"No..cause his ki is in here," Goku said.
"Look I found him!" Tarble called from the other side of the cabin.
Everyone walked over and gasped.
Vegeta's eyes were bloodshot red, in a fatal position, with his knees tucked in his chest.
"V-Vegeta?" Raditz stuttered.
"..." Vegeta said.
"Do you think he's sleep?" Nappa asked.
"I saw him sleep with his eyes open once..it was creepy. His eyes kept following me even though he was sleep," Krillin said.
Frieza grabbed a stick and poked him in the eye.
"WORMS!" Vegeta screamed and he quickly got up.
He looked around and saw that everybody was looking at him.
"What the f*** are you looking at?!" Vegeta yelled.
Everyone continued getting dressed and went outside...
...To be bumped into by an angry Colonel.
"Where have you been?! Breakfast is almost over!" Kurt yelled.
Goku tried to explain, "We-"
"I don't want to hear it! You're ppprobably lucky if you even get the leffffftttovers!" Colonel yelled as he walked away.
The boys wiped the spit out of their eyes and walked to breakfast.
When they arrived the food was COMPLETELY gone. Not a crumb was left.
"Where's the food?" Goku asked.
The chef chuckled and coughed, "*gag* *hack* Errbody ate the food five minutes ago *cough* HEE HEE HEE!"
"Harold?!" Frieza exclaimed.
"That's *gag* my *choke* name *cough* *cough*," Harold said.
Everyone was getting creeped out by Harold, so they quickly left and followed the camp.
When they arrived, they were at a strange lagoon.
"What's going on?" Krillin asked 18, who already arrived with Bulma and Chi-Chi.
"I don't know.." 18 said, shrugging.
Bulma looked disgustedly at the water, "Have they ever cleaned that pond before?"
Vegeta said, "Probably not...there's probably worms in there!"
So Team Z and the other teams kept talking until Colonel Kurt arrived.
The Colonel cleared his throat loudly, to quiet down all the campers.
"..."
"Today we are going to get our canoes and go fishing! The team with the biggest fish wins! " Colonel said.
There were a few mutters of disappointment.
"YEE HAW!" All the people from Team Hillbilly cheered.
While they were happy, everyone else wasn't.
"What if we drown?" a girl from Team Princess cried
"What if there's sharks?" a boy from Team Gangsta said.
"That lagoon looks dirty.." a girl from Team said.
"WHAT IF THERE'S WORMS?! *pant* *pant*" Vegeta screamed in panic.
Everyone paused to look at him.
"..."
"He's got vermiphobia..." Bulma explained.
Everyone 'oh'ed and nodded.
"AHEM!" Colonel yelled.
Everyone quieted down.
"I assure you, there's no danger in this lagoon...now we are canoeing..
NOW!" Colonel shouted.
Everyone hurried up and got their canoes.
"You know how to ride this thing?" Frieza asked Bulma.
"Two of us is supposed to paddle," Bulma said as she tossed the paddles to Goku and Vegeta.
"Why do we have to?" Vegeta yelled.
"Cause you two are the strongest!" Bulma yelled.
"Hey!" Everyone else yelled.
"Sorry, but it's true," Bulma said.
They all got on the canoe, and Goku and Vegeta started paddling.
"You know...this isn't that bad.." Goku said.
"Hmph!" Vegeta muttered as he took a close lookout for worms.
"This is far enough.." Bulma said as they stopped in the middle of the lagoon.
They stopped and Piccolo took out the fishing pole.
"What's that for?" Goku asked.
"For fishing, duh!" Chi-Chi said.
"We don't need that!" Goku said.
"What? Why?" Raditz asked.
Goku stripped down to his birthday suit.
"Cause I can do it myself!" Goku said as he dived in the lagoon.
"Kakarot! Put some clothes on!" Vegeta yelled as he covered Bulma's eyes.
"What the f*** is wrong with you?!" Frieza yelled.
Krillin covered 18's eyes as he said, "Not fair Goku! I can't let 18 see that you have a better body than mine!"
Chi-Chi's face got very deep red as all she said was, "Oh..my.."
Raditz covered Chi-Chi's eyes as he said, "Sorry, but you can't see my brother naked yet,"
"MY EYES!" Nappa screeched.
Just then Goku appeared out of the water with a giant fish 10 times his size.
"Woah!" Piccolo exclaimed.
"That's the biggest fish I've ever seen!" Bulma said, her eyes still covered by Vegeta.
Goku chuckled sheepishly while scratching his head, "We'll definitely win the contest now!"
Meanwhile, a blushing Tiffany was spying on them with her telescope.
"Well, what're they doing?" The boy leader of Team Skull and Tiffany's boyfriend, Demon King Dabura said.
"Well, the one with the crazy hair just got naked and caught the biggest fish I've ever seen!" Tiffany said.
"WHAT?!" Dabura yelled as he snatched the telescope.
What he saw was right: Goku was naked. And they caught the biggest fish he'd ever saw.
"We can't let them win!" Dabura yelled, "Guys! Let's sabotage them!"
His buddies chuckled as they started steering the canoe towards Team Z.
This will make us win for sure!" Frieza said greedily.
"I wonder what the prize is.." Nappa said.
Just then Tarble noticed Team Skull charging towards them.
"They're gonna get us!" Tarble yelled as he pointed to the opposing team.
Goku (fully dressed) and Vegeta got the paddles and hurriedly paddled away.
"We're almost away from them!" Bulma said.
Dabura gritted his teeth as he saw them canoeing away.
Then he remembered something.
"Pui Pui! Get the worms!" Dabura yelled.
"Yes sir!" Pui Pui yelled as he opened a can of worms and put it into a catapult.
"FIRE!" Dabura yelled as the catapult was shot towards Vegeta.
Meanwhile, Vegeta was just rowing the canoe, then a can of worms came flying onto his face.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Vegeta screamed as he dropped the paddle to protect his face.
Everyone stopped to look at Vegeta, currently screaming and moving the canoe.
"Vegeta, stop!" Goku yelled.
"GET IT OFF ME!" Vegeta yelled while blindly wiping his hair.
While Bulma tried to get the worms off Vegeta's hair and everyone tried to control the canoe, Team Skull swam up to their canoe.
"NOW!" Dabura yelled.
Team Skull then flipped their boat, making everyone wet and the giant fish go away.
"Aww man!" Raditz yelled.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!" Dabura and his team laughed.
"I can't swim!" Nappa yelled while drowning.
Krillin helped Nappa out of the water while everyone else swam to the shore.
"Our fish is gone!" Frieza yelled.
Just then, Colonel Kurt blew his whistle.
"Time's up! Let me see your fish!" he yelled.
Everyone lined up, and Colonel inspected all the fish.
"Hmm...Team Skull wins!" Colonel yelled.
"NO!" Team Z yelled.
"What?!" Kurt screamed.
"They sabotaged us!" Goku yelled.
"Oh look, you're wet! AND you didn't even catch a fish! No dinner for you!" Kurt yelled.
"NOOO!" Goku, Vegeta, Tarble, Nappa, and Raditz yelled.
"Go to your cabins!" Colonel yelled.
Everyone laughed at them as they waddled to the showers.
Dabura and his gang smirked and laughed as they walked by.
Vegeta, in response, flipped the bird at Dabura.
Later-
There was a knock at the boys' cabin and Tarble opened it.
18, Bulma and Chi-Chi came in grumbling.
"Tiffany kicked us out," 18 explained.
The boys nodded and made pallets on the floor for the girls.
"What are we going to do about Team Skull?" Krillin sighed.
"..."
Everyone seemed like they were giving up.
"There's only one way..." Vegeta said.
Everyone looked expectantly at him.
"...To get revenge!" Vegeta yelled.
Next Time: Team Z vs. Team Skull
Chapter 19: Team Skull vs Team Z
Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon Ball Z
Chapter 20: Team Z vs. Team Skull
It was the next day of camp, and the Z Fighters woke up bright and early for breakfast.
"Weell...looks like you're finally up!" Colonel yelled as he woke up and saw Team Z already eating breakfast.
Vegeta growled at him, "What do you mean 'finally'?! We woke up before you did!"
Colonel snapped at Vegeta, "Don't talk back to your superior, soldier!"
Vegeta clenched his fists.
Goku said, "Calm down, Vegeta! He's just trying to get you riled up!"
Vegeta hmphed and turned his head.
The rest of the teams arrived and started eating breakfast.
Team Skull sat across of Team Z and started teasing them.
"Hungry? Cause you didn't get dinner last night!" Dabura laughed.
Tiffany tagged along, "Slept good? Cause I heard you were kicked out...by me!"
The rest of the team laughed cruelly.
Before Frieza got the chance to retaliate, Colonel blew his whistle.
"Today we're going to do a race: Not just any race. A triathlon between teams and the winner gets dinner first!" Kurt said, "Each team will choose 6 players: three girls and three boys,"
People started talking then.
"Goku, Vegeta, and...Frieza will be running!" Nappa said.
"Why do I have to?!" Frieza yelled.
"Because, I can't swim!" Nappa said.
"I can't ride a dumb bike, though!" Vegeta said.
"And I wanna run!" Goku said.
"OK!" Bulma yelled, "Frieza can ride the bike, Goku can run, and Vegeta can swim...with his shirt off!"
"WHAT?!" Vegeta yelled.
"You heard me! Shirt off or you get on the bike!" Bulma said.
Vegeta blushed while growling, "Fine! Just don't get jealous when they see my body!"
Bulma smirked as she said, "Well I don't care, cause I'm swimming too!"
Vegeta was shocked, "What?!"
"Yup! There's also one involving the girls, you know.." Bulma said.
Vegeta yelled, "No! I forbid you to wear that disgusting tankini!"
Bulma smiled, "You're right!"
Vegeta was confused. She never gave up a fight that easily, "WHAT?!"
Bulma said, "I'm not wearing that 'disgusting' tankini cause I'm old enough to wear bikinis!"
Vegeta screamed, "You are NOT wearing that revealing outfit those sluts wear!"
Bulma said, "Calm down, it's not what you think. You actually think I would wear something Maron would wear?"
Vegeta growled, "How are you 'old enough'? Makes no sense...unless your mother put you up to this.."
Bulma said, "I'm 14, Vegeta and you are too! Now stop acting like a dad and chill out!"
Vegeta growled, "I'm going to regret agreeing to this.."
Just then they noticed everyone was listening.
"..."
Everyone had their mouths hanging open, dead silent.
"..."
"GET BACK TO YOUR DISCUSSIONS!" Vegeta screamed.
Everyone quickly went back to talking.
The Triathlon-
All the girls that were in the swimming course quickly changed to their bikinis and grabbed their team batons.
"So...Chi-Chi and 18 are at the passing points?" Goku asked.
"Yes, and when they finish, 18 will pass the baton to Vegeta, and he'll start swimming!" Tarble said.
"Go Bulma!" Krillin yelled.
"She does look kinda pretty.." Raditz said.
Bulma had a simple lavender bikini with sparkles. Because of her maturing chest, most boys had a few nosebleeds. But, nothing was too revealing.
Vegeta growled, "You better be talking about someone else and not my woman!"
Raditz said, "All I said was that she looked pretty...My heart belongs to Celeria!"
Everyone was silent.
"..."
"...What was that?!" Vegeta gritted out.
"Nothing!" Raditz squeaked.
"That's right! I don't want you or Kakarot to be in ANY relation to me!" Vegeta yelled.
"Ok!" Raditz said, not wanting to die today.
Tiffany gritted her teeth at Bulma's attention, 'Ugh! If only I'd mature faster! Then all the attention would be focused on me!' she thought angrily.
Just then she felt Dabura's hand on her shoulder, "Make sure you get a head start..I'll need it!"
Tiffany nodded, "I'll try!"
Just then, Kurt's whistle blew.
"We are now ready to race...On your marks? Set? GO!"
All the girls dived into the water and started swimming.
"Go Bulma!" Nappa cheered.
"Looks like we gotta go to our passing points!" Goku said to Frieza.
Frieza nodded and they left.
Vegeta looked at the water Bulma just leaped in.
*Make sure you beat them, woman..* He sent out to her.
Vegeta then got his swimming spandex on, ready to race.
Meanwhile, Bulma was halfway there, about a half a mile to go.
She was in the lead so far, but Tiffany was right behind her.
Soon enough, she met up with Tiffany and was neck and neck.
Bulma started to swim faster but something was holding her back.
She turned around to see Tiffany trying to drown her, by dragging her foot down.
She was too tired to speak, so she just struggled and tried to kick Tiffany out of her grip.
Unfortunately, Tiffany managed to pull Bulma down, and started swimming ahead.
"Darn it!" Piccolo yelled as he looked at the tv screen featuring the whole race.
"What happened?!" Tarble asked.
"That girl pulled Bulma down.." Piccolo said.
Tarble's eyes widened.
Meanwhile, Bulma just resurfaced the water, and started coughing out the water she swallowed.
After wiping her eyes a few times, she continued swimming in a slower pace.
Tiffany arrived at the end of the swim, and handed her baton to her teammate, Jane
"Hurry up and go!" Tiffany yelled.
Jane immediately started pedaling away.
Chi-Chi gritted her teeth. Why wasn't Bulma here yet?!
Raditz yelled, "Oh no! They're at the passing points!"
Krillin yelled, "Bulma isn't there yet?!"
Raditz shook his head 'no'.
Meanwhile, Bulma finally arrived out of the water, and passed the baton to Chi-Chi.
Chi-Chi yelled, "Where were you?! You should've been out of the water-"
"Just go!" Bulma yelled while coughing out water while on her knees.
Chi-Chi understood and started pedaling in a fast speed.
"Finally!" Piccolo yelled as he saw Bulma pass the baton to Chi-Chi.
"She made it?!" Tarble asked.
"Didn't I just say 'Finally'?!" Piccolo yelled.
Chi-Chi was already getting tired about 1/2 of the mile.
She was starting to see Jane, now she was slowly disappearing.
"Why is she slowing down?!" Tarble yelled.
"She's getting tired!" Piccolo yelled.
"Oh no! She was so close to passing that girl up!" Krillin said.
Right when she was about to pass out, she heard Goku say, "Chi-Chi, catch!"
She quickly caught a senzu bean and looked to see Goku on the sidelines.
She quickly ate the senzu bean and immediately felt energized.
"Thanks, Goku!" Chi-Chi called out.
Goku blushed and smiled while scratching his head, and put his thumb up before using Instant Transmission to go back to his spot.
Chi-Chi put her bike to 4th gear and started pedaling faster than ever.
She loved moments like these. It showed that Goku really does love her, even though she had no doubts from the start.
"Woah! She pedaling faster!" Raditz yelled.
Piccolo smirked as he saw Goku in the background.
'Classic Goku,' he thought.
Meanwhile, Chi-Chi was around 3/4 of the mile and already passed Jane up.
But, she couldn't help but wonder:
What happened to the other teams?
Dabura just got done killing the last member of Team Princess, Team Awesome, Team Titans, Team Nerds, Team Kittens, and Team Losers.
"Perfect.." Dabura chuckled.
"What is?" Pui Pui asked.
"It's only Team Z vs. Team Skull.." Dabura chuckled evilly.
Chi-Chi finished her mile, and handed the baton to 18.
18 quickly got on her gears and ran in full speed.
Chi-Chi blinked in surprise and said, "She should be in track.."
Jane hopped out of her bike, and handed to baton to Mary.
Mary pressed a button to her shoes and she blasted away.
Chi-Chi yelled, "You're not allowed to use rockets!"
"Does is matter?" Jane asked snobbishly.
Chi-Chi growled and punched Jane in the face.
18 was well ahead until she felt Mary behind her in her rocket boots.
'Cheater!' 18 thought as she boosted up her speed.
"Woo! Go 18!" Krillin cheered.
"She's way ahead of that one girl!" Nappa said, while grabbing popcorn.
"The real competition is about to begin when 18 passes the baton to Vegeta," Raditz said.
18 was already finished with the mile, and handed to baton to Vegeta.
He immediately dived into the water and started swimming.
All the girls nearly fainted while seeing Vegeta's muscular build.
Meanwhile, Bulma angrily looked at those girls.
'Man, now I know how Vegeta feels...I'm going to kill them if they stare at him one more time!' Bulma thought angrily.
Mary just finished running and handed the baton to Pui Pui.
"About time!" he yelled as he dived in the water and started swimming.
While Vegeta was swimming, he caught the glimpse of Pui Pui behind him.
'That was that son of a b**** who threw those worms on me!' Vegeta thought.
He swam even faster, wanting to get his part over with.
Pui Pui caught Vegeta swimming faster.
"Not on my watch!" He said as he sent some ki blasts towards Vegeta.
Vegeta sensed them and dodged them as fast as he could.
Just then, he felt one hit his leg.
'D*** it!' Vegeta thought.
"He's been hit!" Piccolo yelled.
"Oh no!" Tarble yelled.
He finally made it to the passing point and came out of the water, bleeding.
He passed the baton to Frieza, and he started pedaling.
"Vegeta, you're bleeding!" Bulma said as she looked at his leg.
Vegeta smirked, "It was a weak shot..didn't hurt at all.."
Bulma smiled, "I never thought they could be that competitive.."
Vegeta said, "They're not from this planet.."
"Who?" Bulma asked.
"Dabura and his friends.." Vegeta said.
Bulma thought for a moment, then spotted Tiffany.
She growled and snuck behind him.
Vegeta just looked on, confused.
Bulma then pushed Tiffany into the water.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Vegeta laughed.
"That what she gets for trying to drown me!" Bulma said.
Vegeta smirked, "Well, you can only hope she doesn't resurface.."
Bulma agreed while sitting next to him.
Vegeta looked kinda uncomfortable when Bulma wrapped her arms around him.
"Why so tense?" Bulma asked.
Vegeta reasoned, "Bulma, you're in a bikini. I'm just in my spandex shorts. You're breasts are pressing up against my chest while you're supposedly 'cuddling' me. It makes me tense, because we are in front of all these people, and I don't want to do something so embarrassing, that I could never show my face again,"
Bulma's eyes were wide by the time Vegeta finished, "You're right!" she said as she quickly let him go.
Meanwhile, Frieza was almost there, but he then felt giant movement.
"What the-"
"ROOOOAAAR!" A voice yelled.
Frieza turned around to see Yakon pedaling his giant bike after him.
"Oh s***!" Frieza yelled as he started pedaling faster.
"Come on Frieza!" Piccolo yelled.
"He better not mess this one up!" Nappa yelled.
Frieza started pedaling as hard as he can, trying to escape Yakon's view.
Just then, Yakon blasted ki blasts from his mouth.
Frieza squealed as he swerved his bike to dodge his blasts.
Just then, his tire hit a rock and that made Frieza fly straight forward.
"Dang it!" Krillin yelled.
Surprisingly, Frieza flew all the way to the next passing point, and the baton flew right into Goku hands.
Goku started running right away, with Dabura right behind him.
"Go Goku!" Krillin yelled.
"Make sure you beat him!" Piccolo yelled.
Goku was running at his top speed, seeming as if a mile was a 100 M dash.
Just then, Dabura caught up with him, and they were too close to the finish line.
When they crossed, Goku powered up and pushed himself through the finish line first.
"The winner is...Team Skull!" Colonel yelled.
"WHAT?!" Everyone yelled.
"I saw all the members of Team Z cheat against Team Skull!" Colonel yelled.
"You got it all wrong!" Goku yelled.
"Shut up!" Dabura yelled, "All that matters is that I won against you losers!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Team Skull laughed.
Vegeta was in disbelief. He saw it with his own eyes, that Kakarot won.
He walked up to Dabura and said, "Good game..."
"..."
He then punched Dabura in the face, "F*** this! I hate you!"
"Let's jump him!" Piccolo yelled.
Everyone started ganging up on Dabura.
"Where are my teammates?!" Dabura yelled.
They were all knocked out, so they wouldn't be able to help Dabura.
Colonel yelled, "Let him go right now!"
Everyone released him, and Dabura fell over, knocked out.
"..."
"Back to the cabins...NOW!" Colonel Kurt yelled.
Everyone rushed to their cabins, and not a sound was heard...
Next Time- The Truth!
Only 3 more chapters to go before this story is over! Be sure to review, and share your opinions on this question:
Who is Colonel Kurt? And is he really a camp founder?!
Chapter 20: The Truth
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing!
Chapter 21: The Truth
At the cabin, everyone was feeling confused.
"You know, Colonel Kurt isn't really fond of us.." Bulma said, fully dressed.
"True...he even made Team Skull win.." Goku said.
"I don't know about you fools, but I'm getting to the bottom of this!" Vegeta yelled as he snuck out of the cabin.
"Wait up! I'm coming too!" Goku said.
"Me too!" Frieza said.
"Me three!" Bulma said.
"Me four!" Piccolo said.
Everyone turned to the rest.
"Eh..ima keep guard or something.." Raditz said
"Me too..this seems dangerous!" Krillin said.
"I just don't care," Nappa said.
18 just shrugged.
Chi-Chi and Tarble was already asleep.
"Ok! Let's go!" Vegeta said as he lead the group to Colonel Kurt's cabin.
They snuck around the other cabins, and finally spotted Colonel Kurt's cabin.
It looked like a semi tall building with a giant sign on it.
"That sign looks familiar.." Bulma said.
"No time to be looking at signs, now come on!" Vegeta yelled.
They looked around, and saw bodyguards, guarding the entrance.
"This must be big.." Goku said.
Vegeta quickly transformed into a super saiyan, "We must disguise ourselves!"
Goku nodded while transforming into a super sayian too.
Frieza started trembling the moment they changed forms.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Frieza screamed while running away.
"Frieza you coward!" Piccolo yelled.
But Frieza was already gone.
"Ahem!" a deep voice said.
They all turned around to see a gigantic bodyguard.
"..."
A few seconds later, the two bodyguards were dumped into the nearest dumpster, killed.
"Well, that was easy!" Goku said.
Bulma nodded, "Ok, let's go!"
They all walked into the building amazed at how finely decorated the building was.
"This doesn't look like a simple cabin.." Piccolo said.
They walked down a long hallway, and heard many voices.
They snuck by the door and the voices grew louder.
" Es dauerte viele Jahre , um dieses Konzentrationslager zu bauen, und all diese Arbeit wird sich auszahlen !" A voice yelled over the rest.
"...What?!" Goku yelled.
Bulma's eyes widened as she heard those words.
Vegeta noticed Bulma, "You know what he's saying?"
Bulma nodded, "Its in German...he said, ' It took many years to build this concentration camp, and all this work will pay off!' "
"Concentration camp?!" Vegeta yelled.
Just then they heard more voices, " Wie ich , wird Adolf Hitler schließlich der stärkste Kämpfer der Welt los zu sein !"
Bulma repeated, " As I, Adolf Hitler will finally be rid of the most strongest fighters in the world! I will finally be world ruler!"
"H-Hitler?!" Piccolo yelled.
"If that voice is Hitler...then who's-"
They peeked in the door, and found a very surprising sight.
It was an army of Nazis, and if front of all those people was-
"Colonel Kurt?!" Everyone yelled.
"No," Bulma responded, "It's Adolf Hitler!"
"All the clues...it's been there the whole time!" Vegeta yelled.
Flashback-
*"I can't believe we get to go a a concentration camp, and Celeria gets to have my room while I'm gone!" Vegeta yelled.*
*"Welcome to Camp Death!" He announced cheerfully.
"Camp DEATH?!" Everyone screamed.
"Don't worry there isn't any deaths here, it's just a name," the man explained.
"..."
"Who are you?" Vegeta asked suspiciously.
"I am Colonel Kurt, founder of Camp Death," Colonel Kurt said.*
*Everyone continued getting dressed and went outside...
...To be bumped into by an angry Colonel.
"Where have you been?! Breakfast is almost over!" Kurt yelled.
Goku tried to explain, "We-"
"I don't want to hear it! You're ppprobably lucky if you even get the leffffftttovers!" Colonel yelled as he walked away.*
* "AHEM!" Colonel yelled.
Everyone quieted down.
"I assure you, there's no danger in this lagoon...now we are canoeing...NOW!" Colonel shouted.*
End Flashbacks-
"And that was only a few!" Piccolo yelled.
"Und die Deutschen werden endlich die Autorität, die sie schon lange gewartet haben ... zu lange !" Colonel Kurt aka Hitler yelled.
"Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!" The voices yelled as they grew louder and louder.
" Und ich plane auf Senden jedes einzelne Kind in eine Gaskammer ... sie alle töten , so dass diese einen Schritt näher in die Entscheidung alle !" Adolf yelled.
"And I plan on sending every single child into a gas chamber...killing all of them, making this one step closer into ruling all!" Bulma repeated.
"Let's get them! I'm sick of watching this!" Vegeta yelled.
"Wait! We need a plan!" Bulma yelled.
"Ain't nobody got time for that!" Vegeta yelled.
Everyone was silent for a moment.
"..."
"...Let's just kill them!" Piccolo yelled.
"Right!" Goku yelled.
Right when they were about to charge, there was one voice that stopped them:
"Not without me you aren't!"
Everyone turned around to see the least expected person there.
Dabura.
Next Time: The Escape!
Mwahahahahaha! Did you know that Kurt was Hitler? And if you didn't, who did you think Kurt was...Blutzinger?! Well, if you did or not share your opinions by clicking on the review box right below!
Chapter 21: The Escape
Disclaimer: I don't own anything!
Chapter 22: The Escape!
Piccolo: Last time on Dragon Ball Z in Middle School: 7th Grade..
They peeked in the door, and found a very surprising sight.
It was an army of Nazis, and if front of all those people was-
"Colonel Kurt?!" Everyone yelled.
"No," Bulma responded, "It's Adolf Hitler!"
"And I plan on sending every single child into a gas chamber...killing all of them, making this one step closer into ruling all!" Bulma repeated.
Right when they were about to charge, there was one voice that stopped them:
"Not without me you aren't!"
Everyone turned around to see the least expected person there.
Dabura.
Piccolo: Now...
"What are you doing here?!" Vegeta yelled.
"I deeply apologize about terrorizing you and your friends..you see, I was controlled by Hitler to sabotage you. I am really a kind and gentle person!" Dabura explained while his eyes were shining with sparkles.
"Uhhh..." Everyone groaned, surprised that Dabura's personality quickly changed.
"Umm..we forgive you, but do you mind helping us beat Hitler?" Goku asked.
"Of course! Anything for such kind forgiving people!" Dabura said.
Everyone sweatdropped.
"Well...let's do this!" Goku said.
Vegeta then blasted the door open.
"We know what you're doing, Hitler!" Piccolo yelled.
Hitler and his army quickly stopped talking and turned around.
"Was tun Sie hier ?!" Hitler yelled.
"We're here to find out who you really are!" Bulma yelled.
Hitler chuckled, " Naja .. es scheint , als ob Sie zu spät sind!"
His army rose up, yelling, "Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!"
"Ka...me...ha..me..HAA!" Goku screamed, releasing his blast on the whole army.
More than half of the army was destroyed after that hit.
"Nein!" Hitler screamed.
"What?!" Piccolo yelled.
While Goku was taking care of the army, Vegeta charged at Hitler.
"Die!" Vegeta yelled as he punched Hitler.
Hitler flew through many walls before crashing onto a tree, outside.
Dabura was busy spitting onto almost every soldier, making them turn into stone.
Bulma busted into Hitler's office, hacking onto his computer.
She gasped as she read all this information about world domination.
"He was really planning on becoming a overlord...but he had to start at a camp..which was unknowingly a concentration camp..killing many children for over 5 years!" Bulma exclaimed as she read his information.
Piccolo was dodging all the blasts and attacks Goku and Dabura was making, and saw a familiar face.
"Harold?!" Piccolo exclaimed.
"Hee hee hee! I knew you'd figure out our secret! And now..goodbye cruel world!" Harold yelled as he ran away.
"...What?!" Piccolo exclaimed.
Harold insanely ran into a nearby gas chamber, and turned it on.
"Other World..here I come!" Harold yelled as he passed out from the gas.
"This is getting out of hand!" Piccolo yelled as he looked at all the commotion.
Bulma promptly deleted all Hitler's data, but not before sending it to the government and her email.
By the time Bulma walked out of his office, there was complete destruction everywhere..with all of Hitler's soldiers defeated.
"Let's go outside and see what Vegeta's doing!" Goku said.
Everyone nodded while running outside.
It was very dark by now, about around 12 am. The stars were out, and the night was black as ever.
Vegeta and Hitler was currently duking it out.
"Haa!" Vegeta yelled as he punched Hitler's gut.
Hitler chocked out his own spit as he clutched his stomach.
"Verdammt, Sie und Ihre übermenschliche Kraft!" Hitler screamed.
"I don't know what you just said, but I'm certain that was an insult!" Vegeta yelled as he kicked Hitler into the ground.
Hitler coughed up more spit and started laughing maniacally, "HA HA HA HA HA!"
"What's so funny?!" Vegeta hissed while powering up his attack to kill Hitler once and for all...
"Sie sind wirklich dumm , oder? ! Ich eine Bombe, die in 5 Minuten explodieren werden gepflanzt! Wenn Sie mich töten, wird die Bombe sofort gehen BOOM!" Hitler crowed before laughing manically again.
Everyone turned to Bulma.
"He planted a bomb in the middle of the camp...and it'll explode in 5 min. If you kill him..the bomb will immediately explode," Bulma explained.
"Oh no!" Goku exclaimed.
"We gotta get outta here!" Piccolo yelled.
Vegeta shoved the injured Hitler down on the ground and spat on him.
Dabura said, "Allow me," and spat on Hitler himself.
"NEIN!" Hitler screamed as he was quickly turned into stone.
"He's still alive..he's just turned into stone.." Dabura said.
Everyone nodded.
They all rushed to their cabin, and busted the door open.
"Hey! What's the big idea!?" Nappa yelled.
"No time, we gotta go! The camp will be exploding in 3 min!" Bulma yelled.
Everyone's eyes widened as they quickly got their stuff.
They quickly flew a good distance from the campsite and looked on.
Chi-Chi, being carried by Goku, said, "So..what is going on?!"
Bulma (Being carried by Vegeta) explained about how Colonel Kurt was really Hitler, and how he planned to rule the world.
"Oh wow!" Chi-Chi exclaimed.
Goku said."And the worst part is-
BOOM!
The whole camp exploded in such a huge explosion, that nobody would deny that was a nuclear bomb.
"-All the campers on that site is now dead.." Goku finished.
"..."
"We can always wish back those people that died with the dragon balls," Krillin said.
"That's right!" Tarble exclaimed.
Dabura spoke up, "You guys, I deeply apologize about ruining your summer,"
Bulma said, "It's ok...summer's overrated anyway,"
Dabura said, "If it's ok..can we hang out sometime and have makeovers together?"
Bulma and Chi-Chi stared dumbfounded at Dabura.
"Uh..sure," Bulma and Chi-Chi said.
"That's great!" Dabura said while spinning around as his eyes sparkled, "Here's my number,"
After exchanging numbers, they all waved goodbye to Dabura, who flew home.
"What a nice guy," Bulma said.
"A little too nice if you ask me!" Vegeta said.
"..."
Everyone just stood there and watched the camp, until-
"Son?" a voice said.
They all turned around to see their parents (Bardock and King Vegeta) behind them.
"Dad!" Goku exclaimed while wrapping his arms around Bardock's neck.
Chi-Chi was tossed to Krillin.
"How dare you just throw me!" Chi-Chi yelled.
"What are you doing here, Father?" Vegeta asked, while Tarble smiled with glee.
"We heard this huge explosion and your ki spike, so we instantly thought trouble," Bardock said.
"You won't believe what happened these past few days!" Tarble said.
"I bet I won't! But you can tell us on the way home," King Vegeta said.
"Well, it's a long story..." Goku said as they started flying home together..
Epilogue-
Everyone was at CC after finding the dragon balls.
The dragon balls were gathered together, and Goku stepped up to yell, "Come forth Shenlong!"
The dragon balls glowed as Shenlong appeared, "You have summoned me..Speak you wish!"
Goku spoke up, "I wish for all of the innocent people killed by Hitler to come back to life!"
Shenlong spoke, "Your wish is within my power!"
"Yes!" Goku cheered.
After a few seconds, Shenlong said, "Your wish has been granted! I shall return to my slumber!"
He went back into the dragon balls, and they all separated into different parts of the Earth...
"Well, we did it," Bulma said.
"Yup," Goku said.
"That man will never kill again.." Piccolo said.
"Tru dat," Krillin said.
"He always seemed insane to me.." Vegeta said.
"What surprises me is that out of all the places on Earth, he chose this one," Tarble said.
"The important thing is that he's gone forever!" Nappa said.
"...Or is he?!" Raditz yelled.
Everyone took a moment to think for awhile.
"..."
Just then, all the Saiyans' stomachs started growling.
"I'm hungry.." Goku said.
"Me too.." Tarble said.
Vegeta nodded.
Bulma said, "Well, I got snacks-"
Everyone was gone inside in an instant.
Bulma sighed, "They never change..."
"Very true.." Chi-Chi said.
Meanwhile, in all the rubble, Frieza is currently seen, unconscious from the explosion, but very alive...
Next Time- The Final Chapter!
Well, this is the second to last chapter of the story...make sure to look out for updates on Dbz in Elementary School: Second Grade. Cause after this story, that's the only story I have to update for now.
Chapter 22: The Final Chapter
Disclaimer: For the last time, I don't own anything!
Chapter 23: The Final Chapter
*Around 2 months later*
August 26th-
It was the day before the first day of 8th grade.
Vegeta was at Walmart, looking for school supplies and spandex with his father and Tarble.
"I can't believe you're going to be in the 8th grade," King Vegeta said.
Vegeta chuckled, "I'll finally be the oldest in the school!"
Tarble said, "And then we can push around the little kids!"
King Vegeta chuckled, "You know, you'll turn back into the "little kids" when you be a freshman,"
Vegeta and Tarble's eyes widened, "You always ruin everything!"
King Vegeta cackled evilly.
Just then they heard a voice:
"Hey Vegeta!"
Vegeta scowled, "Kakarot, what are you doing here?!'
Goku smiled, "I came to get food!'
Vegeta rolled his eyes, "Of course!'
Raditz tagged along, "Kakarot, what did I tell you about getting out of my sight?! Father would kill me!"
Goku said, "I just wanted to see Vegeta..."
Raditz sighed, "Fine, but we gotta get our food.."
"Hey guys!" Bulma and Chi-Chi greeted as they came from the clothes aisle.
"Wait, is everyone here?!" Vegeta yelled.
"Yup," Piccolo said as he appeared from nowhere.
"AAH!" Everyone screamed.
"Where did you come from?!" Goku asked.
"None of your business.." Piccolo said.
"Since we're going to the same aisle, wanna go together?" Tarble asked.
"Sure," Goku said.
"Yay! Let's go!" King Vegeta said.
Everyone stopped to look at him.
"..."
"What?" King Vegeta asked.
"Sorry father, but you're a generation too late," Vegeta said.
"Aww...I really need to find some friends.." King Vegeta said as he walked away.
They continued walking until they reached the aisle.
"I wonder if 8th grade's gonna be harder than 7th..." Tarble said.
"Trust me, 8th grade is the best grade out of middle school," Raditz said.
"How do you...oh," Bulma realized.
"Yea...remember?!" Raditz sneered.
"..."
Everyone started picking out their school supplies.
"You know, football season isn't that far.." Piccolo said.
"We gotta, like, have the ultimate championship!" Goku said.
"And nobody else would have a better season than us!" Vegeta said.
"Yea, and maybe we'll give Buttstinger a little 'goodbye present'," Bulma said.
Vegeta chuckled, "Then he'll never forget us...or his last year of principal!"
They all chuckled evilly, remembering all the torture they put Mr. Buttstinger through since Kindergarten.
Tarble said, "I think 8th grade is gonna be one of our best years *crack*"
Everyone was silent.
"..."
Vegeta then smirked widely, "Well well well, look who's voice is changing.."
"Aww *crack* man..." Tarble moaned.
Everyone started laughing at the fact Tarble has to go through what Vegeta had to.
After picking up their supplies, they all said goodbye and went home to prepare for the new school year...
Dinner-
Vegeta just finished dinner and put his plates in the sink.
"Looks like you're finally cleaning up after yourself.." Vegeta's mother teased.
Vegeta rolled his eyes, "I've cleaned up before.."
Celeria shook her head, "I've seen your room, and it's NOT pretty!"
Tarble and King Vegeta busted out laughing.
"You went into my room?!" Vegeta yelled.
Celeria quickly hid behind her dad and stuck out her tongue.
Vegeta growled and walked up to his room yelling, "I'm going to bed!"
"He's such a baby.." Tarble teased.
"But he's growing up at the same time.." Vegeta's mother said.
"Yup, that's my boy.." King Vegeta said.
"..."
"Got anymore chicken *crack*?" Tarble asked.
There was a long silence after hearing Tarble's voice crack.
"..."
Upstairs in Vegeta's room, he flopped onto his bed.
'8th grade better be good..' Vegeta thought.
His thoughts went to his 7th grade year, and all the craziness that issued. From the cracking voice to Adolf Hitler.
'Well, that happens practically every year' Vegeta thought.
He also evaluated his change over the year.
'I remember when my voice had that annoying cracking to it at the beginning of the school year...now...my voice has gotten rougher and deeper...' Vegeta thought.
He also thought about how things were going to be when they go to 8th grade.
'They'll be more drama...insanity...kissing..' Vegeta thought.
His thoughts eventually went to Bulma.
'I wonder if this bond thing changed anything..' Vegeta thought, 'Nah..probably a bit more kissing, but nothing else..'
He wondered how they formed this 'bond' but Tarble, Kakarot, or Celeria didn't.
'Maybe because I'm next in line for the throne...and the first-born Prince of All Saiyans gets that power to form a bond..' Vegeta thought.
Satisfied with that answer, he continued to think until he fell asleep, dreaming about a day not so long ahead of him...
The End
Uh oh, looks like Tarble's next! Look out for Dragon Ball Z in Middle School: 8th Grade, the final story of the Middle School trilogy. After that, it'll be high school! But for now look out for updates on Dbz in Elementary School: Second Grade! Anyway, thanks for your reviews and I hope you enjoyed this story!

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