Dbz in Elementary School: Second Grade (Completed)

Title: Dbz in Elementary School: 2nd Grade
Category: Anime/Manga » Dragon Ball Z
Author: DragonBall787
Language: English, Rating: Rated: K+
Genre: Adventure/Humor
Published: 05-11-14, Updated: 08-13-14
Chapters: 23, Words: 37,376
Chapter 1: The End of Summer
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Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, or GT
Chapter 1: The End of Summer!
PART 1: AUGUST
It was August 27th, the first day of 2nd grade.
It seemed like summer went past too fast, but the kids were ready for the next school year.
Everyone met up in the classroom, talking about their new teacher and such.
Goku arrived in his class, and tried to look for familiar faces.
He finally saw Krillin, Piccolo, and Vegeta.
"Hey guys!" Goku yelled as he joined his friends.
"Hi Goku," Krillin said.
"...Kakarot," Vegeta greeted.
"Shut up! I'm trying to film something!" Piccolo yelled as he posed his camera.
"He's been like this ever since his dad got him the new digital camera," Krillin said.
"Hey, where are the girls?" Goku asked.
"In a different class," Vegeta responded.
"Oh," Goku said.
Meanwhile, Frieza, Cell, and Brolly gathered into their own group.
"Now that those annoying women are gone, we can kill people like men!" Frieza yelled.
"Yea, and Bulma won't get in my way!" Cell agreed.
"KAKARROT!" Brolly screamed.
"..."
After that awkward silence, 17 walked up to them.
"What are you doing?" 17 asked.
"Trying to destroy every being im this school, wanna be apart of our group?" Freeza asked.
'I could humor them..' 17 thought sneakily.
"Sure," 17 agreed.
"Ok, now we need to think of a cool name!" Cell said.
"KAKARROT!" Broly screamed.
"Uhh...not to be rude but, that is the DUMBEST NAME EVER!" screamed Cell
"Then what?" asked 17.
"I got it! We can call ourselves, Frieza and his Peasants!" Freeza said.
"But-"
"We're calling ourselves that, and that's FINAL!" Frieza screamed.
Meanwhile, Tarble was hanging our with Zarbon, Tien, and Taleem.
"So, apparently, they separated the boys and girls," Tarble finished.
"Too bad, it was a bit more exciting with them," Taleem said.
"Eh, we'll see them after school, simple as that," Tien said.
"WAAAHHH! I miss Tights!" Zarbon cried.
"Oh, shut up! You're 8 years old!" Tien yelled.
"Get over her!" Taleem yelled.
"I'm wondering if she misses me?" Zarbon sniffled.
In the Girls' Classroom-
All the girls were running around their classroom, giggling insanely.
"This is SO much fun without the boys!" Tights said.
"Yea, I don't have to worry about Vegeta blowing up stuff!" Bulma agreed.
"I tell ya, boys are a nuisance!" Chi-Chi said.
"Agreed. Krillin is a whiny wimp," 18 said.
While all the girls were talking about deadbeat boyfriends, Maron, Carrie, and Jessica was staring at them with hatred
"Why don't we join them? They look like they're having fun," Carrie said.
"No way! I'm not joining the enemy!" Maron yelled.
Just then, there was a LOUD whistle.
Everyone covered their ears, and looked at the direction of the door.
There was a big, strong woman, that looked like she was around 40.
"I AM YOUR TEACHER, MS. RELLIK! YOU WILL OBEY MY COMMAND, OR YOU WILL SUFFER! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!" Ms. Rellik said.
All the girls shakily nodded their heads.
And they only had one thought:
'I wish the boys were here right now'
With the boys-
Goku and Vegeta were sparring, Krillin and Piccolo was on YouTube, Frieza and his gang was plotting, and Tarble and his crew was just talking.
Just then, King Vegeta arrived.
"I'm back! And we got a new student!" King Vegeta said.
"Ugh!" moaned all of the boys.
16 arrived and said, "I am Number 16, Android 16, or just simply, 16,"
"..."
"NERD!" screamed Frieza as everyone else laughed
16 said nothing, but walked to the window and watched the birds.
Everyone dismissed him as a 'geek' and went back to talking.
"It's who you've all been looking for, HERCULE SATAN!" Hercule screamed as he arrived with Buu.
"..."
"Let's kill the sucker!" Vegeta yelled.
Hercule turned pale white and screamed as all the kids started chasing after him.
With the girls-
"So, what happened with Yamcha?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Over the summer Yamcha went to the desert, and I think he died or something," Princess Snake said.
"Oh well, he was a d*** about me and Vegeta anyway," Bulma said.
"WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!" Ms. Rellik screamed.
"Never mention boys..." the girls chorused
"THAT'S RIGHT! NOW, 20 PUSH-UPS!" Ms. Rellik screamed.
18 did her push ups fast, Chi-Chi was next *She used to fight*, then Mai, Princess Snake, Bulma, and so on.
The bell rung, and the girls ran out the classroom to...P.E
Band-
The boys walked into this class, and sat down.
The band teacher said, "Welcome to 3rd grade, young men, we are going to experiment the wonders of instruments. I am-"
"NOBODY CARES WHO YOU ARE!" Cell screamed.
"...Uh, ok, let's assign you to some instruments," The band teacher said.
"I want the drums!" Vegeta yelled.
"Umm..why?" The band teacher asked.
"It feels like I'm beating someone up!" Vegeta said.
All the boys nodded and agreed.
"Umm...we don't have drums, but we do have Piccolos," The band teacher said.
Piccolo gritted out, "What did you say?!"
Everyone was dead silent.
The band teacher said, "We do have Piccolo-'
Piccolo immediately powered up, and tackled the teacher.
"HOW *punch* DARE *punch* YOU *punch* TAKE *punch* MY *punch* NAME *punch* IN *punch* VAIN!" Piccolo screamed as he punched the teacher.
Everyone was excitedly watching the fight, and Krillin was recording it.
"This is Krillin-Swag N****, and Pickle-O is currently beating up the band teacher!" Krillin said into the camera.
"Oooo, Piccolo's gonna kill you later," Goku said
"I always wanted to do this!" Krillin said.
"Special Beam Cannon!" screamed Piccolo ad he pierced the teacher's heart with his attack.
Everyone was silent as the teacher started leaking blood on the floor.
"..."
"RUN!" screamed Taleem as everyone ran out of the classroom.
With the girls-
Bulma, Chi-Chi, 18, Zangya, Mai, Maron, Princess Snake, Carrie, Launch, Jessica, and Master Roshi are now sweating as they are running the 2 mile assignment.
"I'm so tired!" moaned Zangya.
"Tell me why is he here?!" asked 18 as Master Roshi was the main reason they were running this run- to get away from his grubby hands.
"I don't know, but he's annoying me with his perverted jokes," Bulma said
"What do you call bees that make milk?" Master Roshi asked.
"..."
"BOO-BEES!" Master Roshi yelled as he cracked up laughing.
"Ugh!" Everyone moaned.
They were about to kill him, the bell rung, indicating lunch.
Lunch-
The girls and the boys were separated into each side of the room.
"And if we catch any boy or girl at the wrong side, ISS for you!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.
"Why did you separate us, anyway?!" Tien asked.
"Because, you won't be as meddling as usual!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.
"Hi Mr. Buttstinger!" Goku greeted.
"It's Blutzinger!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.
Bulma walked up to Mr. Blutzinger.
"I'm on to you, Buttstinger!" Bulma yelled.
"It's Blutzinger!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.
"What are you talking about?" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.
"Ms. Rellik!" Chi-Chi screamed.
"She's evil!" Blonde Launch yelled as she brought out her gun.
"I have nothing to do with her..." Mr. Blutzinger said while smiling evilly.
"Who's Rellik?" Vegeta asked.
"A crazy teacher," Bulma said.
"Why would you give them a crazy teacher?!" Goku yelled.
"She's not-"
Just then, a chainsaw noise was heard.
All the kids slowly walked outside to see Ms. Rellik chop down the flagpole.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" She laughed evilly.
Next Time- The Fundraiser
A/N: Yup, I'm back! I know you're waiting foe the next chapter of my other fics, but I always wanted to finish elementary before getting started with something else. I don't know how many chapters this is, but I don't plan on making this very long. Anyway, any questions will be answered if you REVIEW! Also, two more weeks before I'll be free and that's Sectionals and State in track :D!
Chapter 2: The Fundraiser
Disclaimer: I told you fools, I don't own nothing!
Chapter 2: The Fundraiser
PART 2: SEPTEMBER
It was a few days after the incident and Mr. Blutzinger dismissed it as 'a minor damage'.
Now, the chibis are separated my gender, with the only class they have together is lunch.
King Vegeta's Class-
"Today, we will study the importance of eating," King Vegeta said.
"Uh..Mr. King Vegeta sir...I don't eat.." Piccolo said.
"You're dismissed then," King Vegeta said.
"Yay!" Piccolo yelled as he ran out of the classroom.
"Now, somebody tell me what you should always do before swallowing?" King Vegeta said.
"..."
"Anybody?" King Vegeta asked.
Cell sighed. Things were much exciting with Bulma around.
Cell raised his hand.
"Cell?" King Vegeta said.
"You chew," Cell said.
"Correct," King Vegeta said.
"Geek!" Frieza yelled as Brolly maniacally laughed.
Cell yelled, "If Bulma was here, you wouldn't call me a geek!"
Frieza said, "Because with two geniuses, there isn't a geek!"
Everyone laughed at Cell.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" King Vegeta laughed.
Cell sighed once more
'I regret laughing about Bulma not being here'
Ms. Rellik's Class-
"NOW CLASS, SAY YOUR PLEDGE," Ms. Rellik commanded.
"I will always hate boys, Boys are scum to this world, I will always hate boys, Nothing's better than a girl," the class said in monotone.
Then, Ms. Rellik caught all the girls' fingers crossed behind their backs.
"GIRLS!" She screamed.
Everyone covered their ears.
"I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT, EVERYONE WILL COME UP TO THE CLASS AND SHARE THE RIGHTS AND WRONGS ABOUT BOYS," Ms. Rellik yelled.
Princess Snake came up first.
"I don't like boys cause they can be dumb alot of times," she said.
"YES!" Ms. Rellik said.
All the girls nodded and murmured.
"But they also can be sweet and nice too," Princess Snake finished.
"NO!" Ms. Rellik yelled.
All the girls nodded in agreement.
Chi-Chi was next.
"For me, I think boys are troublesome beings that crave killing theirselves," Chi-Chi said
All the girls agreed on this.
"YEA!" Ms. Rellik screamed.
"But Goku can be the sweetest thing in the world. He'll do the stupidest things just to please me," Chi-Chi said.
"NOO!" Ms. Rellik screamed.
Next was Bulma.
"Imagine having the most ridiculous, prideful, stubborn pig in the world as a boyfriend. It's stressful because you don't know when's his next temper tantrum or fight," Bulma said.
"Preach sister!" Tights yelled as all the girls cheered.
"YES! BOYS ARE EVIL!" Ms. Rellik yelled.
"He can also do the most unexpected things like, blast the poor boy that looks at me or knows when I'm in trouble. Or even stares at me when he thinks nobody's looking," Bulma said while blushing.
All the girls clapped with tears, as Ms. Rellik gritted her teeth in anger.
"AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH-"
With King Vegeta's Class-
It was free time, and all the boys were bored.
"What do we usually do in class?" Goku asked
"Uhh...I forgot," Krillin said.
"I think we need the girls..." Tarble said.
"Why do you say so?" Taleem asked.
Tarble pointed to Vegeta.
Vegeta was in a corner talking to himself.
"I don't need Bulma, she's just a girl. But there's nothing to do, is there?! No, but Bulma doesn't impact on what I do! She usually builds you things and plays with you. I am the Prince of All Saiyans, I don't need her! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Vegeta screamed as he turned into a Super Saiyan 2.
Everyone slowly backed away from Vegeta.
"He's going insane..." Cell said.
"Ya think?!" Frieza yelled.
"But Zarbon's worse," Tien said as he pointed to his direction.
"WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Zarbon wailed.
"Ok, just because we're not used to the girls not being here, and the room smells better with them, and we're bored as f***...Why am I not feeling better?!" Krillin yelled.
"I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" Vegeta yelled.
"Yea...I'm kinda bored without Chi-Chi's cooking," Goku said.
"I got an idea!" Taleem said.
Ms. Rellik's class-
It was free time there, so the girls was just talking and doing crafts, while Ms. Rellik slept.
And the girls were also bored.
"I made three eyed glasses.." Launch said.
"..."
"I made a sandwitch, but I don't know who to give it too..." Chi-Chi said.
"..."
"I made a little man with flame-like hair.." Bulma said.
"..."
"Oh come on, we can't just go around moping because the boys aren't here!" 18 yelled.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" Ms. Rellik yelled.
"I meant...toys," 18 said.
"YOU BETTER!" Ms. Rellik yelled as she went back to sleep.
Just then, the boys busted down the door.
"Look, it's boys!" Maron yelled.
"Shh!" Bulma shushed.
"You shh!" Maron countered.
"Why are you here?" Princess Snake asked.
All the boys blushed and shuffled their feet, while looking at their shoes.
"Well?" the girls pressed.
Goku spoke up, "We-"
"INTRUDERS! INTRUDERS!" Ms. Rellik screamed
"..."
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" all the boys screamed as they ran out of the class with Ms. Rellik chasing them.
With King Vegeta-
He was happily sleeping before he was knocked to the ground toppled with boys.
"The f***?!" King Vegeta yelled
"TELL YOUR BOYS NOT TO GO TO MY GIRLS!" Ms. Rellik screamed.
Everyone covered their ears as she started screaming like a banshee.
When she left, everyone rubbed their ears.
"Ow..." they all moaned.
Lunch-
The boys arrived, they looked around for the girls.
When they finally arrived, the girls noticed the tension.
"Wow, you guys are early," Chi-Chi said.
"Sorry, but we gotta tell you something!" Tien said.
"What?" All the girls asked.
"You see-"
"NO BOYS AND GIRLS AT THE SAME TABLE!" Mr. Buttstinger screamed.
"Ow!" all the kids yelled.
"Now, go to your side!" Blutzinger said.
While everyone was eating lunch, Blutzinger turned on the microphone.
"We are now doing a fundraiser program along with a talent show!" Mr. Blutzinger said.
"..."
"CHEER!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.
"Yay." the kids said.
"LOUDER!"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" The kids screamed.
"That's better, now the one with the most sells get a secret surprise!" Mr. Blutzinger said.
Now kids were interested.
"You have till the end of the school year to sell as many candy bars as you can. You can form teams up to five people after lunch. (No co-ed) You can get this form that comes with it," Mr. Blutzinger said.
After that, everyone was talking.
"This is awesome!" Freeza said
"I wonder what the prize is?" asked Krillin.
Chi-Chi pulled 18 aside, "This is our chance!" she gushed.
"What?" 18 asked.
"To reconcile our friendship with Maron and make her and Bulma friends!" Chi-Chi said.
"I don't really like Maron anymore.." 18 said.
"That's what I'm talking about!" Chi-Chi screamed.
"So...how are we going to do that?" 18 asked.
"By making Maron and Bulma join our group for the talent show and the fundraiser!" Chi-Chi said.
"WHAT?!" 18 screamed.
Next Time- Let the Competition Begin!
Ok, ok, I know what your thinking: WHAT THE H*** IS WRONG WITH YOU?!, but just so you know, this will NOT work out between Bulma and Maron. (Then it'll confuse the people reading Dragon Ball Z in Middle School: 6th Grade) I'm not telling you the rest, just...that. Anyway how will this turn out?! Will they agree?! Will the boys get into trouble?! Find out in the next chapter of Dbz in Elementary School: Second Grade! *REVIEW*
Chapter 3: Let the Competition Begin!
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing, so don't sue me!
Chapter 3: Let the Competition Begin!
"Are you crazy?!" 18 yelled. *They were still in lunch*
"No, I think this will be a good experience," Chi-Chi said.
"Oh God.." 18 muttered.
"So you expect me to help, huh?" asked 18.
"Yup!" Chi-Chi said as she dragged 18 towards Bulma.
"Hey, you wanna join our group for the fundraiser?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Of course, you guys are like the best female friends," Bulma said.
"Meet us after school!" Chi-Chi said.
"..Ok," Bulma said.
"Ok, all we have to do is ask Maron!" Chi-Chi said.
18 rolled her eyes.
They walked up to Maron, who was talking to Jessica and Carrie.
"Um, excuse me.." Chi-Chi said.
Maron glared at both of them.
"What?!" she yelled.
Chi-Chi began, "We-"
"Her," 18 countered.
"WE," Chi-Chi pressed, glaring at 18, "Wanted to know if you wanted to join our group for the fundraiser?"
Maron glared at them, and turned around to whisper to her friends.
*Psst, psst, psst*
After a few snickers, Maron turned around and said, "Fine,"
Chi-Chi squealed, and 18 rolled her eyes.
"Meet us after school to get this thing over with," 18 said, walking away to talk to her brother.
Until Buttstinger stopped her.
"NO GIRLS ON THE BOYS SIDE!" He screamed.
"I'M TALKING TO MY BROTHER!" 18 yelled back.
After School-
The girls met up as planned (After 18's detention was served) and the moment Bulma and Maron faced each other, everything was in slow motion.
"Now they'll get along!" Chi-Chi squealed.
"What type of drug are you on?" 18 asked.
*Chi-Chi's fantasy*
Bulma: Wow Maron, I just noticed how awesome you are!
Maron: Why thank you Bulma, let's all be besties!
18 *wearing a dress*: Tea Party!
Chi-Chi: Let's go!
Everyone: Yaaaaaay!
Goku: Oh Chi-Chi, my love, I am here to claim my undying love for you! Will you be my princess forever-
"THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!" 18 screamed.
Chi-Chi humphed while crossing her arms.
Maron and Bulma was still looking at each other in shock.
18 groaned, "3..2...1-"
"OH H*** NAW!" Bulma and Maron screamed.
"Oh, come on!" Chi-Chi pressed.
"Why would I ever work together with that b****!?" Maron yelled.
"And why would I, Bulma f***ing Briefs, work together with Ms. Hair Dye girl?!" Bulma yelled.
"Why you?!" Maron yelled as she tried to throw a punch at her.
Bulma blocked it and took out her ki gun.
Just when she was about to blast her, Goku IT between them.
"Goku!" Chi-Chi cried as she glomped him.
"Hiya Chi! I was wondering if you could cook this potato for me?" Goku said
"Of course!" Chi-Chi said as she continued glomping him.
Meanwhile, 18 was restraining Bulma from Maron.
"A little help?!" she yelled.
Chi-Chi was still glomping Goku.
"Uhh..Chi? I think they need your help," Goku said.
"..."
"Chi?"
"Listen, if you two will stop fighting and join forces, you can help us beat the boys...and there's a prize along with it!" 18 said.
Maron and Bulma stopped struggling and looked at each other heatedly.
"..."
"...FINE!" They yelled.
"Yay!" Chi-Chi said.
Bulma stomped away, while Maron flipped her fake-lavender hair and walked the other way.
At Vegeta's House-
Vegeta, Goku, Piccolo, and Krillin huddled in Vegeta's room to talk.
"Apparently Maron and Bulma's working together," Goku said.
Vegeta laughed, "Ha! They won't last a day! They'll end up with Bulma murdering her!"
Piccolo said, "Ok, so we're gonna have to sell the most chocolate, so we can win!"
"And how are we going to do that?" Goku asked.
"..."
"Maybe we should wait a few days..." Krillin said.
"Good idea," Vegeta said.
Everyone agreed to not start until December.
Weeks passed by at school, and everyone was doing the same old thing until...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" a voice screamd.
It was lunch time around late September, and it was going pretty well.
They turned their attention to some kids crying.
"Why are those wimps, crying?!" Frieza yelled.
"Yea, it's hurting my ears..." Cell said.
They all looked at the source, and it was the biggest bully in elementary: ダミー (Japanese for 'dummy')
Dummy was currently kicking and punching little kids, who were screaming for their lives.
He was 11 years old and in the fifth grade, and weighed 306 lbs. and had a height of 5' 12, nearly 6 feet.
"ROOOOOAAAAARRRR!" Dummy yelled.
"..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" all the kids screamed as they ran back to their classes.
Even Mr. Blutzinger and the supervisors ran to their offices.
Beerus was more frightening, but he really doesn't go to school often.
After him was Dummy.
The only ones left was Vegeta, Goku, Piccolo, Krillin, Master Roshi, Tarble, Taleem, and Tien.
The only girls left was 18, Bulma, Chi-Chi, Zangya, and Launch.
"Why are you pipsqueaks still here?!" Dummy yelled.
"Shut up already!" Vegeta yelled.
"What did you say to me, punk?!" Dummy yelled.
"I had enough of your b****y attitude, if you wanna fight, go ahead and try to punch me!" Vegeta yelled.
"How dare you!" Dummy yelled, "You think your all big and tough?! This school isn't big enough for two bullies!"
"Try me!" Vegeta yelled.
Dummy pulled a fist on Vegeta, but it was quickly blocked.
Dummy's eyes widened as he felt his fist being crushed.
"Goodbye.." Vegeta snarled as he threw Dummy into the air, and blasted him to pieces.
BOOM!
"..."
"YAAAAAY!" Everyone cheered.
The teachers came out again, and everyone crowded Vegeta, thanking him.
"You freed us!" The nerds cheered.
Vegeta was about to retort before he felt Bulma hug him.
"You killed that bully for us, I'm so proud of you!" Bulma gushed.
Vegeta blushed, "I-I didn't do it for you, he was just annoying me.."
"Will you sign my tooth?" one nerd asked.
Vegeta growled. Be was getting tired of these nerds.
"Shut up! Just cause that dummy is gone doesn't mean that you're free! I'm in charge now, so stop bothering me!" Vegeta yelled.
All the nerds ran away crying, and the teachers walked away, disappointed.
Just then the bell rung, meaning that lunch was over.
Next Time: The Z Gang Goes Basketball
Hee hee hee! I'm doing basketball season now!
Chapter 4: The Z Gang Goes Basketball
Disclaimer: Me no own nothing!
Chapter 4: The Z Gang Goes Basketball
OCTOBER-
It was around the beginning of October, and basketball tryouts were tomorrow. Oh yea, it was Sunday, and everyone was at a park.
"Are you trying out?" Frieza asked Cell.
"No..basketball isn't my thing.." Cell said.
"Well, I'm trying out," Vegeta said.
"Me too!" Goku said.
"I'm joining the girls' basketball team," Bulma said.
Vegeta snickered, "You don't seem to be a sports type,"
"Trust me, I can beat you in basketball," Bulma challenged.
"Oh really?" Vegeta smirked.
"Yup," Bulma assured.
"Well...challenge accepted!" Vegeta said as he dragged Bulma to the court.
"Look! Vegeta and Bulma's about to play one on one!" Goku called.
Everyone sat down on the bench, taking bets.
"I bet $10 on Bulma," Cell said.
"Wow, betting on a girl, well I accept it, just to prove that Vegeta will win!" Frieza said.
"Ok, you know the rules.. We're playing this street ball style, we're having fouls, double dribbles, traveling, and all the other stuff. The person who has 21 points first, win," Piccolo said.
"Do you even know what street ball style is?" Tarble asked.
"...No," Piccolo admitted.
"..."
"Now, shoot for who goes first!" Piccolo said.
Vegeta went to the free throw line, and shot his basketball.
He had plenty of power, but he had so much power, that the ball bounced off the backboard.
"D*** it!" Vegeta yelled.
Bulma snatched the ball and rolled her eyes, "Stop being such a baby.."
She then focused as she held her ball in the right position, and aimed for the square box.
"Hurry up, girl!" Vegeta yelled.
"Shh!" Bulma shushed.
After focusing again, she released the ball, and it went perfectly in the hoop.
Everyone was dead silent.
"..."
"OMG! Bulma just treated Vegeta!" Goku yelled.
Vegeta growled, "Shut up, Kakarot!"
All Frieza got out was, "H-How could a girl-"
"It's not all about athletics..she calculates where to aim and what angle, making it a perfect shot.." Cell explained.
"Soo..Vegeta's gonna get smoked?" Goku asked.
"Yup," Cell said.
Bulma got the ball first, and the game started.
Bulma started dribbling down the court, and Vegeta started guarding.
He stepped in front of her, arms out, and tried to steal the ball.
That resulted in him accidentally hitting her wrists.
"Foul!" Piccolo called.
"What?!" Vegeta yelled.
"You hit her wrists..Bulma takes two free throws," Piccolo said
Vegeta growled in anger, while Bulma stuck her tongue out and got on the free throw line.
Bulma took her two shots, making both in.
"Score: Bulma-2 Vegeta-0" Krillin called.
It was Vegeta's ball and he took his first steps without dribbling the ball.
"Traveling! Ball goes to Bulma," Piccolo called.
"The f***?!" Vegeta yelled.
"You have to dribble the ball as you walk or run," Piccolo explained.
Vegeta groaned.
Bulma had the ball, and she started dribbling down the court.
While Vegeta tried to block, Bulma surprisingly backed away to the three point line.
"Ha! As if you could make a-"
Bulma shot, which immediately went into the hoop.
"-three,"
Krillin yelled, "Bulma-5 Vegeta-0"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-"
The Next Day-
It was Monday, and everyone was talking about the basketball game between Bulma and Vegeta.
"Bulma smoked Vegeta, 21 to 6!" 17 exclaimed.
They were in King Vegeta's class while the girls were in Ms. Rellik's class.
"I believe it's not that Vegeta's a bad player, it's just that he needs to lessen his power on his shots, not be so aggressive, and learn the basic rules of basketball," Goku said.
"How do you know such things?!" Frieza gasped, shocked at Goku's knowledge of basketball.
"What?" Goku asked.
"You just said something smart!" Frieza said.
"Uhh...I'm hungry.." Goku said while walking away.
Frieza slapped his forehead in frustration.
Meanwhile, Ms. Rellik was teaching her latest lesson:
"BOYS ARE THE DEVIL! ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT! ALL THEY DO IS TRY TO RUIN YOUR LIFE!" Ms. Rellik lectured.
All the girls' eyes were wide, and were extremely afraid of her outbursts.
"I-I'm s-scared.." Princess Snake stuttered.
"M-Me too..." Zangya said.
"This is too scary.." Mai said.
"I wanna get out of here.." Bulma whispered.
"For once..I agree with you.." Maron said, creeped out.
"Oh God..I think I'm gonna be sick.." Chi-Chi moaned.
"Ugh..tell me about it," Celeria said.
The bell thankfully rung, and the girls rushed out of the room.
Tryouts-
"Guess who's your coach?" a voice said while everyone was in the gym.
"Father?!" Vegeta and Tarble gasped.
"Yup! They rose my raise if we could bring a championship home!" King Vegeta said.
"..."
"What?" King Vegeta asked innocently.
"That's the only reason you signed up for coach?" Vegeta deadpanned.
"Yup! When I was in high school, I was awful at basketball!" King Vegeta said.
"So if you're so bad at it, then how are you gonna teach us?" Bulma asked.
King Vegeta held up a ps3 and a case that contained 2k14.
Everyone anime fainted.
After a long intense game, King Vegeta announced the roster.
Boys Team:
PG- Vegeta
SG- Goku
SF- Taleem
PF- Tarble
C- Brolly
Subs: C- Bojack PG- 17 SG- Piccolo PF- Turles SF- Krillin
"I didn't even sign up for the team!" 17 protested.
"Too bad! I'm making you repeat the grade if you don't play!" King Vegeta said.
"Is that even legal?!" 17 yelled.
"Probably not, but I can make it happen!" King Vegeta threatened.
Girls Team:
PG- Bulma
SG- 18
SF- Zangya
PF- Mai
C- Celeria
Subs: ?
"Why aren't there any subs?" asked Bulma.
"All the other girls don't wanna play..plus also, who's stupid enough to get hurt?" King Vegeta responded.
"..."
"Now, time to get your uniforms!" King Vegeta said.
Everyone got hyped up fast.
"I wonder what they'll look like?" Goku wondered.
"Probably something awesome!" Piccolo said.
King Vegeta showed them the outfits, and they quickly turned down.
"...What is that? Vegeta asked.
"Your outfits," King Vegeta responded.
It was dark green mixed with gray, had stripes all over, with the words in 80's style: NORTH HIGH SHENLONGS
"..."
"THIS IS BULLS***!" Vegeta yelled.
"And they look like they've been used and not washed for decades!" Bulma exclaimed.
"And they smell like pork!" Goku said while drooling.
"..."
"Anyway..We demand new outfits!" Piccolo yelled.
"I didn't make em!" King Vegeta protested.
"I got an idea!" Goku said, "We can use the dragon balls to wish for cool outfits!"
"YEA!" Everyone agreed.
While they started to run outside to summon Shenlong, Bulma blocked the way.
"Don't you think that's a little UNNECESSARY?!" Bulma screamed.
"No," Everyone said.
"You want to waste a perfectly good wish, on some outfits?!" Bulma yelled.
Everyone nodded and agreed.
Bulma smacked her forehead, "You..I...*sigh* fine,"
Everyone gathered outside and Goku gathered the dragon balls together.
"Come forth Shenlong!" Goku called, and the dragon balls glowed as Shenlong appeared.
"Speak your wish, so I can go back to my slumber!" Shenlong boomed.
Goku started, "I wish-"
"No!" Bulma called, "Let me do it! You aren't very descriptive about your wishes!"
Goku whined, "But I never get to say the wish..."
"Yes you have!" Bulma retorted
While they were arguing, Piccolo spoke up.
"I wish for all of us to have the most awesomest coolest Shenlong-based basketball outfits for both boys and girls in the universe!" Piccolo said.
"Your wish has been granted..I shall return to my slumber!" Shenlong said as he went back into the dragon balls and separated all over the world.
"Hey!" Bulma and Goku yelled.
Piccolo snickered as he said, "You took too long,"
Just then their outfits appeared before their eyes.
It was Shenlong green, with a dragon ball at the center of the front and back, with the number of stars being their jersey number. Their names were stitched it the back, and 'Shenlongs' were on the top front.
"Man, these are awesome!" Piccolo said.
"I know! Look it has our names!" Taleem said.
"Mines have spandex inside!" Vegeta said.
King Vegeta yelled, "Hey! Where's mine!"
Just then he saw a Shenlong green tuxedo with brown classy shoes.
"Eh, not too bad," King Vegeta muttered.
"So, we gonna practice?" Bulma asked.
"Yup and our first game for the boys is tomorrow!" King Vegeta announced.
"TOMORROW?!" All the boys yelled.
Next Time- Game 1 (Boys)
How will they do for their first game? Why didn't King Vegeta tell them sooner?! They only had one day of practice! That's messed up! Anyway, find out next chapter of Dbz in Elementary School: 2nd Grade!
Chapter 5: Game 1 (Boys)
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Chapter 5: Game 1 (Boys)
Boys Team:
PG- Vegeta
SG- Goku
SF- Taleem
PF- Tarble
C- Brolly
Subs: C- Bojack PG- 17 SG- Piccolo PF- Turles SF- Krillin
It was the night of the game, and everybody was freaking out.
"What's a pick?" Goku asked.
"What's a trap?" Taleem asked.
"What's a block?" Tarble asked.
"KAKARROT!?" screamed Brolly.
"YARRG! I'M BOJACK THE PIRATE!" Bojack screamed.
"I don't wanna play!" 17 yelled.
"What do you mean 'not use my full power'?! You always told me every saiyan uses his full power!" Vegeta yelled.
King Vegeta was getting stressed out, 'I did tell him that...'
"OK! EVERYONE SHUT UP!" King Vegeta yelled.
Everyone shut up real fast. The only person that could match his temper was Vegeta.
"Now..I know you're all nervous-
"HA! The Prince of All Saiyans never gets nervous!" Vegeta yelled.
"Vegeta! Will you let me speak?! I am your father AND your king!" King Vegeta yelled.
Vegeta growled and shut up.
Everyone snickered at Vegeta's scolding.
"Now..to answer all your questions...Look it up on Google!" King Vegeta yelled.
Everyone anime fainted.
"What?! The game starts in 5 min, and you don't know anything?!" Turles yelled.
"Eh, I just decided to wing it," King Vegeta said.
Before the boys were going to blow up, the girls came in.
"We just came here to wish you guys good luck," Chi-Chi said.
Goku chuckled, "We'll try to win!"
"Good luck!" Bulma said as she hugged Vegeta.
Vegeta smirked, "The Prince of All Saiyans doesn't need luck!"
18 whispered to Krillin, "You better win this game! I heard there's a cash prize involved!"
Krillin stuttered, "O-Ok!"
He didn't wanna die tonight.
After the girls left, all the boys got into their outfits, ready to play.
"I heard this team was weak, so all we have to do is get 10 points, or 5 baskets in!" King Vegeta said.
"That's simple!" Piccolo said.
Everyone nodded and agreed.
"Well, let's get out there!" King Vegeta yelled.
"Yea!" Everyone cheered as they turned up and ran out to the court.
Vegeta passed the ball to Goku, who drove in and did a sucessful layup.
"Score!" Goku yelled.
At their next play, Vegeta passed the ball to Taleem, who shot a three.
"Yes!" Vegeta exclaimed.
Next, Vegeta passed to Tarble, who shot a baby shot near the rim.
"Three more point to go!" Krillin said.
At their last play, Vegeta passed the ball to Brolly, who dove in and dunked the ball, breaking the rim along with it.
"KAKARROT!" Brolly screamed.
"We win!" Goku yelled.
"We're awesome!" Vegeta screamed.
"Yea!" Tarble agreed.
"Uh..guys?" King Vegeta said.
"What?" Taleem asked.
"The game didn't even start yet.." King Vegeta said.
"WHAT?!" Everyone screamed.
"That was just the 10 min. practice before the game," King Vegeta said.
Everyone animefainted.
Just them they heard laughter coming from the audience.
It was the girls, Mr. Buttstinger, Ms. Rellik, the subs, and kids from the other school.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" They laughed.
"I can't believe they thought the game started!" Bulma snickered.
"I know, didn't they see the other team practicing?" 18 said.
"Poor Tarble.." Gure said as she saw Tarble's face redden with embarrassment.
Vegeta smacked his forehead, "Man, even the girls are laughing at us!"
The 10 min. practice was over, and the 1st quarter started.
"Go Knights!" The away audience cheered.
It was the jump ball and a tall boy and Brolly faced off.
"The goal is to bring the ball towards your team," the referee said.
"..." Brolly said.
The boy nodded.
The referee threw the ball in the air and Brolly powered up and smacked the ball.
"KAKARROT!" Brolly screamed as he smacked the ball towards Goku.
Everyone dodged the ball as it crashed towards the ground at a high speed, causing the floor to break off, and the ball to pop flat.
"..."
One technical foul (And a replacement ball) later...
Brolly was sitting out, and Bojack was in the game.
The Knights got two free throws AND possession of the ball, which made the score 0-2.
The PF of the Knights was being guarded by Vegeta.
He was doing good for defense, until the PF tried to shoot.
"HA!" Vegeta yelled as he smacked the kid's face instead of the ball.
The kid pummeled to the ground and crashed, resulting in many broken bones.
"VEGETA!" King Vegeta furiously yelled.
"...My bad," Vegeta sheepishly said.
The kid was not breathing.
Halftime-
The score was 0-19 (They're 2nd graders, duh), and the Shenlongs were not happy.
"If they score one more point, I'm gonna have to be forced to forfeit," King Vegeta said.
"Where does it say that?" Tarble asked.
"The rule book," King Vegeta said.
"So how can we prevent this?" Krillin asked.
"By either scoring one point, not fouling like we did the WHOLE game, and defending the basket," King Vegeta said.
Meanwhile, 18 was sneaking to to officials' table.
'If they're not going to win, then the best thing is to snatch the winnings and run!' 18 thought.
"Hey..where'd 18 go?" Bulma asked.
Chi-Chi looked around, "I don't see her.."
They finally spotted her, hiding in the shadows.
"What is she doing?" Bulma asked.
"I don't know...but it feels like something big is about to happen..." Chi-Chi said.
They shrugged it off and continued watching the game.
"You know, they're really bad at basketball..." Bulma said.
"They can save the world, but they can't shoot a simple hoop.." Chi-Chi sighed.
4th Quarter-
It was still 0-19, and the Shenlongs were keeping up good defense.
"We're going to lose, but at least we got good defense.." King Vegeta muttered.
"5 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 1 Mississippi," Piccolo counted as the buzzer rang, meaning that the game was over.
17 said, "Do you have to say Mississippi every time you count?"
"IT'S THE ONLY WAY OF COUNTING!" Piccolo yelled.
The remaining Knights cheered as they won the game and the Shenlongs were silent.
"What's wrong, Grumpy?" Bulma asked Vegeta.
"We didn't win the f***ing game.." Vegeta whined.
Bulma hugged Vegeta and pecked his cheek, "There's always next time..plus also, I'm proud that you didn't blow up the gym,"
Vegeta blushed and yelled, "As if I would do such a thing!"
The official said, "Now..for the money prize!"
He uncovered the prize, and everyone gasped as 18 was revealed, who was just about to grab the money.
"Hey!" The official yelled.
"S***!" 18 yelled as she grabbed the money and bolted.
"Get her!" The official yelled as some nearby cops ran after her.
Krillin chuckled, "That's my girl!"
Vegeta said, "*Your girl* is insane,"
"That"s what I love about her...and she's hot," Krillin said.
Goku's stomach growled, "I'm hungry.."
Bulma said, "Let's go to my house and eat!"
Later-
Everyone was sitting down in Bulma's living room, eating pizza.
"This pizza is good!" King Vegeta complemented.
"...It's Dominos," Bulma stated.
"...Still good," King Vegeta stated.
"Turn it to Cops," Vegeta said.
Piccolo changed the channel with his antennae, and the show just started.
"That's so cool! How did you do that?!" Goku exclaimed.
"A lot of meditating," Piccolo responded.
Bad girls, bad girls whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Bad girls, bad girls whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
"What happened to bad boys?" Tights asked.
Everyone shrugged.
"Welcome to our special edition of Cops, where we're currently chasing a small thief who stole big money," A fat cop said as he was panting and sweaty from running.
"Surrender or we'll shoot!" The cop yelled as he held up his gun.
To everyone's surprise, 18 was on TV.
"Stop chasing me, you annoying pest or die!" 18 yelled.
"Have it your way!" the cop yelled as he shot some bullets at 18.
18 quickly caught all of the bullets and yelled, "My turn!" as she blasted a ball of ki towards the cop.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH-"
*We are having technical difficulties. We'll be back as soon as we can*
Krillin screamed, "Oh no! 18!" as he ran out and blasted towards the scene.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!" King Vegeta and Vegeta laughed after they saw what happened.
"What's so funny about a cop getting killed?" Tarble asked.
Goku said, "That isn't very nice..I'm going to help the cops!" as he blasted after Krillin.
Bulma and Chi-Chi just shook their heads in shock.
Next Time- The Day Bulma Got a B on Her Test (Aka- The End of the World)
Chapter 6: The Day Bulma Got a B on Her Test
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Chapter 6: The Day Bulma Got a B on Her Test (Aka- The End of the World)
The next day-
Everyone in King Vegeta's class was doing something.
"Goku! How could you?!" Krillin yelled.
"What did I do?" Goku yelled.
"You arrested 18, and now she's in jail for two days!" Krillin yelled.
"She broke the law and it's my duty to serve justice!" Goku heroically announced.
"She only took $100,000! You're supposed to be on my side!" Krillin yelled.
Piccolo butted in, "Krillin! Its only two days!"
17 sided with Krillin, "It's Goku's fault that got my sister in jail...what type of friend does that?"
Cell said, "I would understand if the reason was that it got on her permanent record, but Bulma cam easily erase that, and it's only 48 hours!"
Frieza sided with 17 and Krillin, "Actually...I don't have a good argument, but I hate Goku so.."
Krillin yelled, "Goku, you're not my bff anymore!"
Goku said, "Fine! I have a better bff than you, and his name is Vegeta!"
Vegeta yelled, "Now who told you we were fri-"
"Come on Vegeta, let's go!" Goku interrupted while dragging Vegeta who knows where.
"Kakarot! Get your filthy hands off my gloves!" Vegeta yelled as he struggled to get free.
Krillin sighed, "Goku was my first friend...I need to find a new one!"
Meanwhile, in Ms. Rellik's class-
"HERE'S YOUR SCORE ON YOUR "I HATE BOYS ESSAY", MOSTLY EVERYONE GOT AN A," Ms. Rellik yelled as she passed the test.
Everyone was surprised that they got As but when Bulma looked at test, she had a big surprise.
Bulma started hyperventilating fast.
"What's wrong?" Chi-Chi asked.
"*gasp* *gasp* *gasp* *gasp*!" Bulma hyperventilated.
Now everyone was interested.
They looked at Bulma's test and they all gasped.
She had a big, fat B+ that had a 89% next to it.
"..."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Maron laughed.
She was cut off by Bulma's scream.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
King Vegeta's class-
Everyone froze as they heard Bulma's scream.
"Bulma!" Vegeta yelled while turning SSJ2 and running out the door.
Everyone else ran out too, but King Vegeta stayed.
"What? I'm not going near that crazy woman!" King Vegeta yelled at the audience.
Meanwhile, Vegeta kicked the door open, and searched frantically for Bulma.
Everyone else followed.
"BOYS!" hissed Ms. Rellik.
Vegeta punched her and she got knocked out, cold.
Vegeta then spotted the girls, and pushed then out the way.
He finally spotted Bulma, and crushed her to his chest.
"Are you hurt?! What happened?! Why did you scream?!" Vegeta yelled.
Bulma was about to say something, before she fainted.
Everyone was dead silent.
"..."
"Somebody tell me what happened...Or all of you will die in the most painful way I could find," Vegeta hissed.
"Um, she got a B+ on her test...And she kinda freaked out..." Chi-Chi said.
Everyone was shocked, "WHAT?!"
Vegeta was shocked, "She got a B?!"
Chi-Chi nodded.
Just then, thunder and lightning crashed.
"Just what I thought.." Vegeta said.
"What?" Goku asked.
Just then, they heard hail pour down.
"The end of the world," Piccolo said.
"How is it the end of the world?" Tarble asked.
"If Bulma gets a grade other than an A, the universe will be torn cause the future isn't supposed to be like this," Piccolo said.
"Where did you get this from?" Frieza asked.
"Me," a voice said.
Everyone turned around to see a 8 year old purple haired boy with a blue jacket and a sword.
Next Time- The Future is in Danger!
Chapter 7: The Future is in Danger!
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing!
Chapter 7: The Future is in Danger!
Last Time-
"If Bulma gets a grade other than an A, the universe will be torn cause the future isn't supposed to be like this," Piccolo said.
"Where did you get this from?" Frieza asked.
"Me," a voice said.
Everyone turned around to see a 8 year old purple haired boy with a blue jacket and a sword.
Now-
"Who are you?!" Vegeta yelled.
"I can't tell you my name, but I can tell you that I'm a Saiyan...and I've came here from the future," The boy said.
Vegeta growled, "Impossible! There's no more Saiyans! My father, Kakarot's father, Paragus, Turles' father, and our mothers retreated from Planet Vegeta to live on this planet!"
Trunks said, "If you don't believe me, then I'll show you...HAA!"
He screamed as his hair stood on all ends and his eyes flashed blue.
Everyone's eyes widened as Trunks transformed into a Super Saiyan.
He wasn't as strong as Goku and Vegeta, but he was very close.
Piccolo was silent. He knew Trunks ever since he appeared on the lookout. He explained everything and made him promise not to tell anyone, especially Bulma and Vegeta.
After his transformation, everyone was dead silent.
"That's it! Who are you?!" Vegeta screamed in anger.
"I'm Sknurt," Trunks said.
Everyone busted out laughing at that name.
"Sknurt?! That's a dumb name!" Krillin laughed.
Trunks blushed deep red.
Just then, Bulma woke up.
"What happened? And who's that cute guy?" Bulma asked.
Trunks' face couldn't get any redder and Vegeta angrily cracked his knuckles.
Bulma laughed, "Just kidding, jeez,"
Just then, a crash of thunder was heard.
Trunks remembered his situation and got serious again.
"I'm here to save the future! I came from 20 years into the future...a dark future with demons and monsters..just because Bulma got a B on her test," Trunks explained.
Bulma's eyes watered, "How could I get a B in my test?! I'm Bulma Briefs!"
Vegeta said, "You're crying over an 89.999999999999? And the end of the world is near?!"
Bulma said, "You don't understand! I always got A cause I'm smart! If you get a B then you're a complete idiot!"
Vegeta's eyes narrowed, "Are you calling me an idiot?"
Bulma's eyes narrowed back, "Maybe I am!"
Trunks' eyes widened as they started to argue, 'They're still the same in the past!' he thought.
After their brief argument, they crossed their arms, and faced the opposite of each other
Cell chuckled, "Well...looks like I'm the new genius around here,"
Frieza said, "No..you're still the geek,"
Cell yelled, "When Bulma was here, you never called me a geek!"
Frieza yelled back, "If there's two geniuses, then there's no point in a geek,"
While they were arguing, Bulma asked, "So what are we gonna do?"
Trunks said, "We're going to go back in time, and prevent Bulma from getting a B.
Vegeta said, "First I need to tell my father,"
They walked into the boys room, and notices King Vegeta sleeping on the desk.
'Wow..grandpa looks the exact same in the past,' Trunks thought.
Vegeta yelled, "Father! We're gonna save the future!"
King Vegeta only mumbled, "That's nice.." and went back to sleep.
When everyone left except Trunks, he walked up to King Vegeta and whispered in his ear, "Bye grandpa,"
King Vegeta muttered back in his sleep, "Bye Trunks,"
Trunks' eyes widened and he quickly ran out of the room.
Trunks caught up, and lead them into his time machine.
"Ok, we can only have 4 people travel with me..the rest have to battle the demons," Trunks said.
"I'll go," Bulma said.
"I'm going too!" Vegeta said.
"Me too!" Tarble said.
Goku said, "I'll fight the demons!"
Piccolo said, "Me too,"
"Me three," Krillin said.
"Me four," 17 said.
"I'm just gonna sit this one out," Frieza said.
"Me too," Cell said.
"I'm going to investigate," Chi-Chi said.
"Me too," Launch said.
"Me three," Mai said.
"Well now that's settled, let's go to the past and fix Bulma's mistake," Trunks said.
Everyone nodded.
Trunks, Bulma, Vegeta, and Tarble got on time machine, and disappeared from sight.
While traveling through the dimension, Trunks was getting extremely uncomfortable.
'I can't believe my mom, dad, and uncle is my age and traveling with me..' Trunks thought.
Next Time- Back to the Past (About 10 min ago)
Chapter 8: Back to the Past (About 10 min ago)
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Chapter 8: Back to the Past (About 10 min. ago)
They finally arrived 10 min. ago, where everything was fine.
"Let's go to Ms. Rellik's class!" Bulma said.
They peeked through the window, and saw past Bulma writing on her test.
"I looked so cute back then!" Bulma awwed.
"...That was 10 min. ago.." Vegeta stated.
"I know!" Bulma said smugly.
After they passed the tests up, Trunks said, "I'm gonna stop time and correct that test!"
"How?" Tarble asked.
Trunks went to the back of the time machine, and pulled out a struggling Guldo.
"Let go of me!" he cried.
"Listen! I want you to freeze time for 5 min!" Trunks yelled.
"And what if I don't?!" Guldo asked.
"I'll send you back 100 years ago!" Trunks threatened.
Guldo gulped and held his breath.
Everything stopped except Bulma, Vegeta, Tarble, Trunks, and Guldo.
"Why didn't we freeze?" Bulma asked.
"Well mo- Bulma, we're from a different time, and when Guldo froze it, he froze this exact time, not yours or mine-"
"Mmph! Mmph!" Guldo cried while turning blue.
"Right!" Trunks said while running inside the classroom.
"You know, he looks alot like you.." Bulma said.
Vegeta scowled, "No he doesn't! What type of Saiyan got purple hair and blue eyes?!"
"I think it suits him.." Bulma said.
Vegeta growled even more, "So, you like him now, huh?"
Bulma giggled, "No, it's just that he fascinates me...he's from the future y'know..it's normal for scientists like me to be curious,"
Vegeta just glared at her.
Tarble just looked between Bulma and Vegeta.
Trunks came back, "I did it!"
Guldo gasped while recovering his breath.
"Now..let's go back!" Trunks said.
Everyone got on the time machine and went back 10 min. later.
Once they arrived, things looked worse.
Demons were terrorizing the city, meteors were falling from the sky, and lightening, hail, snow, and rain was pouring down.
"What the h*** is going on?!" Vegeta yelled.
Goku was battling with a demon, "Somehow things have gotten worse!"
Piccolo had to step in and destroy meteors.
Krillin was handling the demons with 17.
Chi-Chi ran outside and said, "Bulma! Look!"
They ran to Chi-Chi, and Bulma gasped at what her test showed.
"C+?!" Bulma yelled, nearly fainting.
Vegeta lifted Trunks' collar, "I thought you fixed everything!"
Trunks yelled, "I swear, I corrected every mistake,"
"Then why does that say a C?!" Vegeta yelled while pulling his fist.
"I don't know!" Trunks yelled ready to dodge it.
"Vegeta! Stop bullying Sknurt and go to the person that GAVE me the grade!" Bulma yelled.
Vegeta growled and set Trunks down, and followed Bulma.
Trunks got up, and followed Vegeta, 'Why does he think I like mom...eww,' he thought.
Bulma knocked on Ms. Rellik's door.
"Ms. Rellik! I need to talk to you about my grade!" Bulma called.
There was no answer.
Bulma knocked louder.
There was still no answer.
Vegeta then blasted the door open, "Come out you old hag!" he yelled.
Meanwhile-
Krillin was busy killing the demons, until a big one with wings grabbed Krillin and lifted him up.
"I don't wanna die!" Krillin cried.
"Krillin!" Yelled Goku as he quickly formed a disk in his hand, and quickly sliced the demon's arm that was holding Krillin.
The demon quickly died, and Krillin was released from his grip.
"Are you ok?" Goku asked Krillin.
Krillin nodded, "Yea..."
There was a long silence.
"..."
"Listen, I'm sorry about whatever happened that got us mad at each other.." Krillin said.
"Me too...even though I forgot," Goku said.
"Friends?" Krillin asked holding out his hand.
"Friends!" Goku said, shaking it.
Back to Vegeta-
They walked in the room to see Ms. Rellik grading papers.
"I wanted to ask why I got a C+" Bulma said.
Ms. Rellik started cackling, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!"
Vegeta and Trunks got in their defensive stances.
"YOUR PAPER WAS PERFECT..BUT I PUT THE C+ ON PURPOSE!" Ms. Rellik said.
"Why?" Bulma asked, shocked.
"BECAUSE...I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN..AND I COULD FINALLY BE RID OF BOYS IN THIS WORLD!" Ms. Rellik boomed.
"Ms. Rellik?! How could you?!" Bulma yelled.
"FOOL, I'M NOT MS. RELLIK...I'M MS. KILLER!" Ms. Killer roared as she started growing.
"What the f***?!" Vegeta yelled.
She grew over 200 ft, and her skin melted as she revealed herself as a demon.
"ROOOOOAAAAARRR!" Ms. Killer yelled.
Mr. Blutzinger ran in the classroom and yelled, "Who is that?! And why is she disrupting the school?!"
Bulma yelled, "She you're employee, Ms. Rellik!"
Mr. Blutzinger gulped as he looked way up high.
"YOU!" Ms. Killer hissed as she grabbed Mr. Blutzinger and ate him.
They watched in horror as Mr. Blutzinger was chewed up and swallowed.
"Oh God! It's getting Attack on Titans up in here!" Piccolo yelled as he saw Ms. Killer.
She then roared again and fired a shot targeted towards Vegeta.
"Oh no!" Trunks cried as he noticed the attack coming straight towards Vegeta.
"FATHER!" Trunks yelled as he pushed Vegeta away and took the blast.
Next Time- Rellik the Killer!
Chapter 9: Rellik the Killer
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing!
Chapter 9: Rellik the Killer
Piccolo: Last time on Dbz in Elementary School 2nd Grade!
"BECAUSE...I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN..AND I COULD FINALLY BE RID OF BOYS IN THIS WORLD!" Ms. Rellik boomed.
"Ms. Rellik?! How could you?!" Bulma yelled.
"FOOL, I'M NOT MS. RELLIK...I'M MS. KILLER!" Ms. Killer roared as she started growing.
"What the f***?!" Vegeta yelled.
She grew over 200 ft, and her skin melted as she revealed herself as a demon.
"ROOOOOAAAAARRR!" Ms. Killer yelled.
Piccolo: Ms. Rellik is revealed to be a killer!
"YOU!" Ms. Killer hissed as she grabbed Mr. Blutzinger and ate him.
They watched in horror as Mr. Blutzinger was chewed up and swallowed.
"Oh God! It's getting Attack on Titans up in here!" Piccolo yelled as he saw Ms. Killer.
She then roared again and fired a shot targeted towards Vegeta.
"Oh no!" Trunks cried as he noticed the attack coming straight towards Vegeta.
"FATHER!" Trunks yelled as he pushed Vegeta away and took the blast.
Piccolo: Oh s***! Ms. Rellik shot Trunks!
Now...
As Trunks took the blast he fell down, mortally wounded.
"I WAS GOING FOR VEGETA, BUT AT LEAST HE'S A BOY!" Ms. Killer screamed.
Vegeta was shocked at what Trunks yelled, 'Is he really my son?!'
Bulma ran towards Trunks, "Sknurt! Are you ok?!"
Trunks coughed up some blood, "Actually...the name's Trunks,"
"Why didn't you tell us sooner?!" Vegeta yelled.
"I didn't want to prevent myself from being born..." Trunks rasped.
"Well who told you that s***?!" Vegeta asked.
"Actually, it was you guys," Trunks chuckled.
Flashback-
It was around the time monsters and demons were taking over the world, but Bulma came up with a protection shield around West City. The rest of the cities was destroyed.
Before Trunks went back to save the future, his mother and father was annoying him bad.
"Make sure you tell no one that you're my son!" 28 year old Vegeta yelled.
"Whhy?" 8 year old Future Trunks whined.
"Because, nobody would believe you..and Chibi Vegeta was kinda of a nut," 28 year old Bulma teased.
Vegeta growled, "Make sure you come here before dinner,"
"Ok!" Trunks said as he got on the time machine.
"I love you! And be safe!" Bulma called.
"Ok, mom!" Trunks called back as he disappeared.
After he left, Vegeta looked seductively at Bulma, "Now that he's gone...let's have a little 'alone time'"
Right when they were about to kiss, 7 year old Bra screamed, "Daddy! Play dolls with me!" from her room.
Vegeta sighed while yelling, "Coming, Princess!"
End Flashback-
Trunks coughed up some more blood, "I guess I'm gonna die now.."
Bulma said, "No you're not, silly! I got a senzu bean!"
Goku IT and handed Trunks the bean, "This will make you feel much better!"
Trunks gratefully swallowed the bean and got up.
"I feel much better now!" He exclaimed.
Vegeta nodded, "Good...now let's destroy that demon!"
Bulma, Chi-Chi, Launch, Princess Snake, and Mai went inside, while Goku, Vegeta, Tarble, Trunks, Krillin, Piccolo, and 17 faced off at Killer.
"Let's get some!" 17 yelled.
They all charged at Killer and started physically attacking her limbs.
"Aah!" Krillin yelled as he was smacked away by her tail.
Goku was driven to the ground by her blasts.
Vegeta was about to fire his Galick Gun, before lightening struck at him.
"AAAAAAHHHHH!" He screamed as he was zapped.
"Father!" Trunks yelled.
After Vegeta was zapped, he gasped as he looked at his hair.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!" Piccolo, Trunks, and Tarble laughed.
Vegeta looked dumbfounded as his hair was now a black afro, with smoke coming from it.
"MY AWESOME FLAMED HAIR!" Vegeta yelled as he felt his puffy hair.
Just then, Ms. Killer's tail smack Vegeta to the ground.
When Ms. Killer was staring straight at Piccolo, he gulped and said, "Uhhh...I'll be back soon!" and blasted away.
"Piccolo!" Trunks and Tarble yelled in anger.
Tarble was then flicked by Ms. Killer.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" he screamed as he crashed.
Trunks growled and powered up, "HAA!" as he turned into a Super Saiyan.
He then took out his sword, and charged at Killer.
He slashed and sliced through Killer's skin.
He smirked as he looked at his work, until Killer started laughing.
"HA! YOU THINK THAT HURT ME?!" She laughed as she regenerated her skin.
"What the?!" Trunks yelled.
Killer laughed as she blasted Trunks away.
Goku powered up and got up again.
"ALL OF YOU ARE LIKE LITTLE COCKROACHES! YOU ALWAYS GET UP!" Killer screamed
"KA...ME...HA...ME...HAA!" Goku yelled as he fired his shot at Killer.
All she did was absorb the whole attack.
"THANKS FOR MY EXTRA BOOST OF POWER!" Killer yelled as she powered up to equal Goku's Kamehameha.
Goku eyes widened as he saw what she was going to do.
"KA...ME...HA...ME...HAA!" Killer screamed as she shot her attack right back at Goku.
Goku tried to block it the best he could, but she was too powerful.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!" Goku screamed as her Kamehameha blasted him far away.
"Goku!" Chi-Chi screamed from the inside.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOBODY'LL DEFEAT ME NOW!" Killer yelled gleefully.
"What are we gonna do now?" Mai asked.
Blonde Launch yelled, "We gotta go out there, and kill her!"
Bulma said, "I don't know if we can face her.."
"We gotta at least try..I don't know if we'll make any effect, but at least we tried!" Princess Snake said.
"I gotta question.." Mai said.
"What?!" Launch yelled.
"Where's all the other boys, like Taleem, Frieza, Cell, Tien, Turles..."
Everyone paused for a minute.
"Yea! Where are they?! People always seem to disappear during a big fight-"
"Who will defeat her?!" Chi-Chi interrupted worriedly.
"I will!" a voice yelled.
"MASTER ROSHI?!" Everyone yelled.
"Hee hee hee!" Master Roshi said.
"OH GREAT, ANOTHER BOY!" Killer screamed.
"I will use my perverted skills to defeat her!" Master Roshi yelled.
"HI-AAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Master Roshi screamed.
Everyone watched as he was chewed and swallowed by Killer.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT A FOOL!" Killer boomed.
"Our hero..." Bulma said while rolling her eyes.
Next Time- Save the Future!
Chapter 10: Save the Future!
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing!
Chapter 10: Save the Future!
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!" Killer laughed.
"I guess there's only one thing to do..." Mai said.
"CHARGE!" Launch yelled as all the girls ran up to Killer.
"HI YAH!" Chi-Chi yelled as she kicked Killer.
"HAH!" Bulma yelled as she blasted Killer with her ki gun.
Princess Snake turned into a snake and constantly bit Killer.
5 min. later-
"*Huff Puff*" All the girls breathed heavily.
"This is sooo exhausting.." Bulma said.
"I know.." Mai agreed.
"Did we leave a mark?" Launch asked.
They looked at Killer and gasped.
She was actually sleeping! She didn't even feel a thing!
"This is stupid!" Chi-Chi yelled.
"Hey, I see Vegeta!" Bulma said.
"Let's just leave it to him," Mai said.
They all agreed and went back inside.
Meanwhile...
Piccolo flew to the lookout and saw Kami.
"You know what happening?" Piccolo asked.
"Yup..." Kami said.
"...Are you gonna do something about it?" Piccolo asked.
"..."
"...Nope," Kami said.
"Oh...ok," Piccolo said as he got ready to fly away.
"YOU IDIOTS! FUSE TOGETHER!" Mr. Popo yelled.
"I'm not fusing with that old man!" Piccolo yelled.
"He's much too short for me!" Kami said.
There was an awkward pause.
"Do you want the world to end?!" Popo asked.
"Uhhhhhh..." Piccolo and Kami thought.
"JUST FUSE OR I'M GONNA GET TFS ON YOU!" Popo screamed.
"AHH!" Piccolo and Kami screamed.
"..Fine, Piccolo touch my stomach," Kami said.
"Eww...but I don't wanna!" Piccolo whined.
Kami grabbed Piccolo's hand, placed it on his stomach, then fused.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Piccolo screamed.
Back to Ms. Killer-
Vegeta quickly transformed into a Super Saiyan.
His afro didn't change, it just went golden.
"AAAAAHHHH!" Vegeta screamed in frustration.
"Looks like there's only one thing to do..." Vegeta said.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He screamed as he turned into a Super Saiyan 3.
His spikes grew back, and went down his back.
'Good' Vegeta thought as he turned back into his base form.
His flamed hairstyle was back to normal.
"Now, I'm ready to fight!" Vegeta said.
He looked at his unconscious son.
'Poor Trunks...I will avenge you. But how did I make you?!' Vegeta thought.
Goku then landed beside him, "I'm ok!"
"I didn't ask.." Vegeta said.
Goku said, "Let's team up and beat Killer!"
"Yea...sure," Vegeta said.
They both powered up and charged towards the sleeping Killer.
"Haa!" They yelled as they kicked Killer's head.
"AAAAHHH! WHO HAS AWAKEN ME!" Killer yelled.
"We did!" Goku yelled back.
Ms. Killer charged all her energy and blasted it towards Goku.
Goku blocked the blast, and it exploded a few meters away.
"Vegeta! She's too strong!" Goku yelled.
Vegeta said, "I don't know about you, but I'm gonna power up to SSJ3, and kill her!"
"There's no time for that!" Goku yelled, "We need to fuse!"
"I'm not fusing with you!" Vegeta yelled.
"Vegeta! Just do it!" Everyone yelled.
Vegeta sighed and yelled, "Fine! But I'm doing the stupid dance somewhere else!"
Goku and Vegeta dodged Killer's attacks, and hid in the bushes.
"Fu...sion...HA!" Goku and Vegeta yelled ad their bodies fused..
Meanwhile-
"I'm stronger!" Piccolo gasped.
"You are now called...Kamiccolo," Mr. Popo said.
"That's a stupid name! I'm out!" Piccolo yelled as he flew away.
"I always loved you!" Popo sobbed
Back to Gogeta-
Killer was busy destroying stuff, before she sensed a huge power.
"WHAT THE-"
"HAA!" Gogeta yelled as he powered up and charged towards Killer.
"TAKE THIS!" Killer yelled as she blasted Gogeta.
Gogeta didn't feel a thing as he kept charging towards Killer.
"W-WHO ARE YOU?!" Killer yelled in fear.
"I am not Goku nor Vegeta, I'm your worst nightmare!" Gogeta yelled as he powered up.
"W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Killer screamed.
Gogeta attacked Killer with a powerful and quick barrage of punches in her stomach.
"AAAHHH!" Ms. Killer screamed in pain.
Then, he flied past the stunned Killer and turned around to knee her twice in the back of her head before backflip kicking her away.
"AAAAHHH!" Killer screamed as she crashed through many buildings.
Next, he landed on the ground and raised his hand to charge a rainbow energy sphere.
"WHAT IS THAT?!" Killer yelled.
Finally, Gogeta turned around and threw the energy sphere towards Killer.
"AAAHH!" Killer screamed.
But nothing happened.
"HA! AND I THOUGHT-"
The Stardust Breaker disintegrated Killer from the inside of her.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Killer screamed as she dissolved into sparkled and glitter.
"Ooh! Look at the pretty glitter!" Gogeta said as he split back into Goku and Vegeta.
"I can't believe I said that..." Vegeta said.
Goku chuckled as he said, "She's finally gone! We make a great team Vegeta!"
"Team my a**!" Vegeta yelled.
All the demons and monsters disappeared and the awful weather stopped as the dark clouds separated to reveal the glittering sun.
Just then, Master Roshi and Mr. Blutzinger appeared.
"I-I'm alive! Hee hee hee!" Master Roshi cheered.
"What the h*** happened?!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.
"We saved your fat a**," Vegeta responded.
Mr. Blutzinger just sat there confused as everyone got up and celebrated the defeat of Killer.
"Goku! Father! You did it!" Trunks cheered as he ignored his injuries.
Vegeta chuckled as he said, "She wasn't even that tough!"
"Goku!" Chi-Chi cried as she tackled him while sobbing.
"What's wrong?" Goku asked while holding her.
"I was so worried!" She cried.
"It's ok.. It's all over," Goku said while smiling.
" 'Sup toots, wanna get ice cream later?" Trunks asked Mai.
Mai blushed as she said, "I already have a boyfriend..."
Bulma sniffled as she said, "My baby's all grown up.."
Vegeta said, "You just met him,"
Bulma hugged Vegeta, "You always ruin everything!"
Trunks blushed as he yelled, "Get a room! I already have to deal with you guys enough in the future!"
"..."
"Sorry, I'm just used to saying that all the time.." Trunks said.
Mr. Blutzinger couldn't take it anymore and yelled, "SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED, RIGHT NOW!"
He was then knocked out by Piccolo.
"I'm here to save every- d*** I'm too late!" Piccolo yelled.
"Where were you?!" Krillin yelled.
"Fusing with Kami...Oh yea, I got senzu beans for everyone!" Piccolo said.
"Yay!" Everyone cheered as they ate one.
"Sorry everyone...but now that the future's saved...I gotta go back," Trunks said.
"NO!" Everyone yelled.
Trunks charged up his time machine and started to say his goodbyes.
"Goku..you are an inspiration for me in the future..your ambitious behavior makes you have a pure heart," Trunks said.
"I hope we get to meet again," Goku said.
Trunks went to Vegeta, "Dad..you are my hero. I wish good luck for you in the future, and make sure you don't forget to make me born!"
Vegeta nodded, "I must be awesome in the future to train you to be a Super Saiyan,"
Trunks rolled his eyes and walked to Bulma, "Mom..I'll miss you most of all-"
"HEY!" Vegeta and Goku yelled.
Bulma's eyes watered as she hugged Trunks, "I already love you and I just met you!"
Vegeta growled.
"As a mother!" Bulma yelled.
Trunks got on his time machine and pressed a few buttons.
"Goodbye everyone!" Trunks said.
They all waved goodbye to Trunks.
Just then the time machine started making a few noises.
"What the-"
It completely fell apart, pieces scattering everywhere.
Everyone was shocked.
"I-I'm stuck in the past..." Trunks gasped.
"..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Trunks screamed.
Next Time- Stuck in the Past!
Chapter 11: Stuck in the Past
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Chapter 11: Stuck in the Past!
At Capsule Corp., 20 years later-
*Ring Ring!*
Bra skipped merrily to the phone. Her parents were having alone time, whatever that was, so she occupied herself by playing.
"Hello?" Bra said.
"Sis! This is Trunks. I'm calling from 20 years in the past, get Mom on the phone now! And don't tell Dad!" Trunks said.
"Why?" Bra asked.
"None of your business! Now do it!" Trunks yelled.
Just then, the doorbell rung.
"Wait a sec!" Bra said
"Hey-"
Bra dropped the phone and answered the doorbell.
"Hi Videl!" Bra said.
"Hi Bra, wanna play dolls?" 7 year old Videl asked.
"Sure!" Bra said as they ran to her room.
"...Hello?" Trunks said.
(A/N: My universe is based on generation, not time. Goku, Vegeta, and Bulma is considered 1st gen. Goten, Trunks, Bra, Gohan, Marron, and Valese is considered 2nd gen cause they're 1st gen's children. Pan is 3rd gen cause she is 2nd gen's child and 1st gen's grandchild, so she does not exist yet)
2 hours later-
Vegeta was walking through the halls, satisfied after his 'alone time' with Bulma. She was still sleep.
Vegeta noticed the phone on the ground.
"Bra! I told you to stop leaving stuff on the floor," Vegeta murmured.
He saw the phone was on the line with someone.
"Hello?" Vegeta answered.
"Dad?! I mean...Hi Dad..." Trunks stuttered.
"Trunks, why aren't you home yet?!" Vegeta barked.
"Uhh...Let's just say...the time machine...broke,"
"WHAT?" Vegeta yelled.
Bulma heard Vegeta yelling, so she walked up to him, "What's wrong?" she asked.
Vegeta gave the phone to Bulma.
"Hello?" Bulma answered.
"Mom! Dad's gonna kill me cause the time machine broke and I'm stuck in the past full of crazier versions of you!" Trunks cried.
"You broke the time machine?!" Bulma yelled.
"Uh Huh.." Trunks cried.
"You're lucky I got another one around 75% done!" Bulma scolded.
"When are you gonna be finished?" Trunks asked.
"Around December..." Bulma said.
"December?! That's 3 months!" Trunks yelled.
"Well, it seems like it has to be that way.." Bulma said.
"Where am I gonna live?" Trunks asked.
"My house of course," Bulma said.
Vegeta interrupted, "Why not my house?"
"Who wants to be around your crazy family?" Bulma asked.
"Yours is crazier!" Vegeta insulted back.
Meanwhile-
Videl asked Bra, "Which boy do you like?"
Bra shrugged, "I don't know...My dad says that boys are demons,"
Videl giggled and blushed as she said, "I like Gohan..."
"The nerd?" Bra said.
"Shut up! He's cute.. Do you like Goten?" Videl asked.
"Eww! I don't like him! I'd rather date Piccolo!" Bra said.
(I'm not a T/P or a G/B supporter, as you see..If I do make a sequel *very unlikely* I won't pair Bra with anyone. Trunks...maybe Mai's daughter)
Meanwhile-
Trunks sighed heavily as his parents arguing turned into sexual compliments.
"You have sexy hair,"
"You have a sexy a**,"
"You have-"
"MOM! DAD! I'M STILL ON THE PHONE!" Trunks screamed.
"Oh yea...I won't be able to fix it till December, so you have to bear with Chibi us... We used to get into a lot of trouble and adventures," Bulma said.
Trunks sighed, "Ok.."
"Call me everyday! Love you!" Bulma said.
"Love you too," Trunks mumbled as he ended the call.
All the Z Fighters were gathered up at the lab.
Bulma created a time phone where you can talk to people in the future. So Trunks used that invention to call his parents.
Bulma and Vegeta blushed as they heard themselves from the future.
"Promise me to never act like them.." Bulma whispered.
"Agreed," Vegeta mumbled.
Trunks said, "So..where am I gonna stay at?"
Bulma said, "We can switch off every day,"
Vegeta nodded.
"But who am I gonna stay with tonight?" Trunks said.
"Rock, paper, scissors!" Bulma and Vegeta yelled as they held out their hands.
"Ha! I win!" Vegeta chuckled.
Bulma growled and stomped her feet.
"Let's go, son" Vegeta said as he started flying away.
Trunks shook his head in bewilderment as he started following his father.
"Ok! Everyone out!" Bulma yelled.
Everyone grumbled as they flew home.
Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
LuvVegeta
Have Mai Dump Taleem(he's so lame)!
Also more Trunks and Vegeta
Me: Sorry but I can't do that..
Vegeta: Why the h*** not?!
Me: One, it'll alternate the universe of 6th and 7th grade, meaning that there's some MaixTaleem scenes in my Middle School fics, and readers would get confused if Mai dumped Taleem before time. But if it's for TrunksxMai, I got a happy ending for him (NOT TxP) :D
applefanfic
Poor Trunks!
Me: Yea, he wanted to get out of there XD
elianni
Poor trunks hope nothing bad happens I'll wait for ur update
Me: Eh, barely anything bad happens in this fic...XD Nevermind, a LOT if bad stuff happens
Guest
THAT WAS AMAZING! Can't wait for ur next update this story is jus' sooo darn entertaining!
Me: *blushes* Thanks.. My writing style is WAY different than any fics I've ever read/seen. It's comedy, but enough sense, plot, and situation to be considered a story.
Piccolo: Now, back to your regularly scheduled program...
At Vegeta's House-
Trunks landed at Vegeta's house and he gaped at it, "This looks way different in the future!"
Vegeta asked, "What did it look like?"
Trunks said, "You sold the house cause you, Grandpa, and Grandma moved in with Mom after you guys married,"
Vegeta asked, "What of Tarble and Celeria?"
"Aunt Celeria married Uncle Turles and they're probably ruling a planet, and Uncle Tarble and Aunt Gure lives in a nearby planet,"
Vegeta nodded, and walked inside with Trunks.
He was immediately greeted by King Vegeta.
"Vegeta? Who's that kid?" King Vegeta asked.
Vegeta answered, "This is me and Bulma's son from 20 years into the future,"
King Vegeta looked deep into the nervous Trunks' eyes until he laughed joyfully.
"I have a grandson!" He said as he picked Trunks up, "He's so cute!"
Trunks blushed as he said, "Hi Grandpa,"
King Vegeta then roared again with mirth, "He said Grandpa! I'm a Grandpa!"
Vegeta rolled his eyes and snatched Trunks from him, "Well, we better be going-"
King Vegeta snatched Trunks back, "Not right now! I gotta do a lot of Grandpa/Grandson stuff!"
Celeria whined, "What about me?"
King Vegeta said, "I got no time right now! Come on Trunks,"
He dragged the blushing Trunks away as King Vegeta's wife and Tarble shook their heads in shame.
"I'm supposed to be his favorite!" Celeria whined.
"Now you know how we feel," Vegeta said as Tarble nodded.
It was a few hours later, and King Vegeta came back with prizes from the carnival and cotton candy with Trunks.
"You went to the carnival without me?!" Celeria cried.
"I always go with you! I need to make up some bonding time with Trunks," King Vegeta said.
Vegeta grabbed Trunks and said, "That's enough Father, dinners ready anyway,"
At dinner everyone had a comfortable silence, with Celeria glaring at Trunks and King Vegeta ranting on about him.
"I've always wanted to be a grandfather...to live to see my children's children...I am so happy..." King Vegeta said.
Everyone just stared at King Vegeta.
"Tell me, do I have a granddaughter?" King Vegeta asked.
Celeria spit out her drink.
Trunks nodded, "She's 7 years old and her name is Bra,"
King Vegeta said, "Is there any chance of me meeting her?"
Trunks nodded, "When my future Mom and Dad pick me up to go back home,"
Celeria made a face of Trunks with her food, and pounded it with her fork.
Trunks looked at her crazily.
After dinner-
Trunks was currently sleeping in the guest room.
'Wow...what a day. I like it here and all, but I'd rather be back at home..' Trunks thought.
So he went to sleep, dreaming about school tomorrow...
Next Time- Trunks in 2nd Grade!
Wow...how long has it been since I did an A/N? I guess I was too lazy to do it before XD. But I know half the chapter was based on the future and not the chibis, but I wanted to create an ideal setting to get ready for the next chapter. Anyway, What will happen to Trunks on his first day of school in the past? Will he like it?! And will King Vegeta stop showing favoritism?! Find out next time on Dbz in Elementary School: Second Grade!
Chapter 12: Trunks in 2nd Grade
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Chapter 12: Trunks in 2nd Grade
Trunks got up early in the morning ready for his morning training with his dad.
As he walked out to the GR, he noticed that it wasn't there.
Just then, Trunks remembered that he was at Vegeta's house in the past.
"I can be so stupid.." Trunks mumbled as he walked in the kitchen.
What he saw shocked him.
King Vegeta was actually cooking.
"Good morning Trunks! I baked bacon, pancakes, eggs, toast, waffles, and cereal,"
Trunks quickly sat down and started eating.
Vegeta walked in next.
His eyes widened largely, "Father...why are you cooking?!" he asked.
"For Trunks of course! I gotta be a good grandfather," King Vegeta said.
Vegeta rolled his eyes and grabbed an apple.
Tarble was next to widen his eyes.
"Wow!" he exclaimed as he reached for a piece of bacon.
His hands was slapped by King Vegeta, "This is for your nephew, Tarble! Show some respect!"
Celeria was last and she smiled as she said, "You cooked for me?!"
"No, silly! I cooked for Trunks," King Vegeta said.
Celeria's eyes narrowed at Trunks.
Trunks quickly looked away.
Vegeta looked at the time and said, "We gotta go Father,"
King Vegeta said, "Ok! Here's your lunch, Trunks,"
Celeria yelled, "You cooked him lunch?!"
"Duh," King Vegeta responded.
After the kids walked out Celeria turned to glare at Trunks, "Who do you think you are?!"
Trunks shrugged, "Your nephew.."
"You think you can just barge in and steal him from me?!" Celeria yelled.
Trunks said, "All I said to him was 'Hi Grandpa',"
Celeria growled angrily.
Tarble stepped in between those two, "Maybe you need to calm down.."
Vegeta gave an evil laugh, "I can't believe you're actually jealous...of my son!"
"You mean our son?!" a voice said.
They all turned to see Bulma.
"They didn't torture you, did they?!" Bulma asked Trunks.
Trunks said, "No..Grandpa's creeping me out though.."
Vegeta yelled, "My family isn't that crazy!"
They arrived at school and Trunks said, "This is the school I go to...but it looks better than that,"
"Maybe cause it wasn't destroyed as much as in the future," Vegeta chuckled.
They walked inside and all the girls were yelling at Blutzinger.
"Who's gonna be our teacher?!" Chi-Chi yelled.
"Did you plan this from the start?!" Launch yelled.
"Uh...I...um.." Blutzinger stuttered nervously.
All the girls glared at him.
"I here by ban the separation of the boys and girls! All girls will go to Mr. Vegeta's class!" Blutzinger said quickly as he ran inside his office.
King Vegeta's Class-
"So, the girls will be staying in our class for the rest of the year," King Vegeta said.
"Yay! Bulma's back! I'm not a geek!" Cell cheered.
So, everything was back to normal.
At free time, Trunks was just staring off to space before Vegeta called him.
"Trunks! Come over here!" Vegeta yelled.
Trunks walked over to Vegeta, who had a club house made out of boxes and covers.
"This is our secret club for awesome people!" Piccolo said.
"And only the best people come in," Goku said.
"...So how many people is in there?" Trunks asked.
"Me, Kakarot, Namek, Baldy, Tarble, Taleem, Turles and...that's about it," Vegeta said.
Meanwhile, Zarbon and Dodoria were crying.
"Yup, that's about it," Vegeta said.
"It's your turn to join, but you have to go through the secret initiation," Taleem said.
"And what is that?" Trunks asked.
"It was originally pranking Yamchump, but now that he's dead it's pranking my Father," Vegeta said.
Trunks nodded, 'I hope he'll still like me after this...'
Celeria grinned as she saw Trunks about to prank King Vegeta.
'He's gonna get it now! Then Daddy's gonna like me better than him!' Celeria thought evilly.
Trunks snuck behind the sleeping King Vegeta, and swiped his chair.
King Vegeta tumbled down, and everyone busted out laughing.
King Vegeta immediately woke up and yelled, "WHO DID THIS?!"
Everyone was dead silent.
Trunks stuttered, "I-It was me, Grandpa.."
"..."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good prank Trunks!" King Vegeta laughed.
Everyone's eyes widened, "WHAT?!"
King Vegeta finished laughing as he said, "Only a man pranks his grandfather and boldly brags about it! Good job!"
Tarble yelled, "I did the exact same thing, and you punched me in the face!"
King Vegeta said, "Don't you know it's disrespectful to prank your father?!"
"..."
P.E-
Mr. Houghton said, "Today we're gonna play Deadly Dodgeball. Its a game where you hit each other as hard as you can!"
"YAAAAAY!" Everyone cheered.
Trunks' eyes widened, "Don't you think that's a little *gulp* unsafe,"
Just then everyone had their dodgeballs aimed at Trunks.
"Trunks! Make sure you DOOOOODGE!" Piccolo yelled from the sidelines.
"Yea son! Kill em!" Vegeta yelled.
"Be careful!" Bulma yelled.
"Don't you know that everyone's surrounding him?!" Krillin yelled.
'I wish Goten was here,' Trunks thought as he was backed into a corner.
"Say goodniiight!" Cell sang.
Bulma slapped Vegeta's head, "Go help our son! He's has 10 enemies to one!"
Vegeta growled as he whined, "Why can't you do it?!"
"Because I have no weapons with me!" Bulma yelled.
Bulma and Vegeta started arguing while everyone was just staring on.
"Worst. Parents. Ever." Piccolo said.
Goku slipped past the arguing duo and used IT.
He popped in between Trunks and Cell, Frieza, Brolly, Bojack, Dodoria, and the Ginyu Force.
"Hi guys!" Goku said.
Everyone just stared at him.
Goku whispered to Trunks, 'Do you mind if you power up for me?'
Trunks nodded as he powered up, "HAAA!"
His force knocked back the opposite team.
Goku grabbed as many dodgeballs as he could and threw them at every single person.
"OW!" They all yelled.
"Trunks' team wins!" Mr. Houghton yelled.
Trunks smiled at Goku, who gave him the thumbs up sign.
The bell rung, and everyone walked to lunch except the still arguing Bulma and Vegeta.
"Mom? Dad?" Trunks asked.
"WHAT?!" They both yelled.
"L-Lunch time," Trunks' stuttered.
"We'll continue this later!" Vegeta said.
"Agreed," Bulma said.
Lunch-
Trunks was eating King Vegeta's meal while Vegeta, Celeria, and Tarble was eating the school lunch food, glaring at Trunks.
"Mmm...this is soo good!" Trunks bragged.
"Don't push your luck, boy," Vegeta threatened.
"Hey, we're the same age! I'm probably even older than you!" Trunks said.
"Oh yea?! What month were you born?" Vegeta asked.
"February," Trunks smugly said.
"D***! I was born in May.." Vegeta cursed.
"Haha! I'm actually older than my own father!" Trunks bragged.
Vegeta pulled his fist as he said, "But I'm still stronger!"
Trunks gulped.
Bulma slapped Vegeta's head, "Don't abuse our son!"
Vegeta growled, "You're lucky you're his mother..."
"WHO ELSE COULD BE HIS MOTHER?!" Bulma yelled.
Everyone stopped eating to look at Bulma.
"..."
Bulma growled and stomped out of the room.
Vegeta sighed while getting up and following her.
"...That's why I don't want kids," Frieza said.
Piccolo: Its's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
elianni
Hahaha i never thought king vegeta would b like this
Me: XD He's usually kinda serious (like 1/2 of Vegeta's seriousness) ,but he's VERY fond of Trunks.
Vegeta: More than his own children...
applefanfic
LOL! Poor Celeria! Hahaha...
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!
UPDATE! XD
And King Vegeta is just...*chuckles* x3
Sooooo Vegeta is happy with Trunks being there?
Me: Yes, King Vegeta is kinda of a softy, lol. And Celeria is now officially NOT Daddy's Little Girl XD. And with Vegeta being happy, I kinda don't understand, so I'm gonna put it into two answers.
Vegeta: Eh, I like having a son, but I hate it that he's my age! And the fact that he's OLDER than me!
Future Vegeta: Of course I'm happy! The annoying brat's out of my shoes for 3 months! I know Chibi me's gonna train him, but he'll need double the amount of training when he comes back!
LuvVegeta
Could you have Mai dump in the seventh grade fic then? I mean in your eighth grade Fic, anyway continue.
Me: Uhhh...idk yet. That's why I'm gonna put up a poll soon!
roxyfire57
That's so cute! Who will be the replacement teacher, hmm? A new person, or someone they met before? Can't wait!
Me: Uhhh...*blushes* It's actually King Vegeta... *silence* I know it's dodging a good saga, but I have other plans..plus also if they'd have a new teacher it's either Rellik/Killer again or they'd kill the new one eventually...and it'll be Dbz in Kindergarten all over again...
Guest
lol ur story it's much better than all the stupid dramas fics and i actually like Taleem he's cool also i totally agree with u on trunks and Pan being a terrible pairing they jus dont go right and not jus cause his like 10 yrs older than her. Anyway, I can't wait too see what else u have planned for Trunks, Vegeta and all the other Chibis!
Me: Took the words right outta my mouth! (He's actually 14 years older than her *shudders*)
queenvicky99 chapter 11
Lolz, This is going to be fun to read even more then usually! ! Can't wait for the other chapters. Also I get the whole generation thing with the characters. So yeah I said about everything well Byez\(3)
queenvicky99 chapter 2
Lol, As always a laugh in every sentence! !
queenvicky99 chapter 1
Lolz, This is still to funny for me not to die laughing on the you know how hard it is to say these stories names with a straight face! Just to let you know it very hard to do! Anywho a few confusing parts but worry I knew what you were saying.
Me: Looks like you caught up XD
Piccolo: And that was Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
Recess-
Everyone was playing at recess and chatting.
Krillin was sitting on the swing, and then he noticed 18.
"18!" Krillin cried as he ran towards her.
18 turned around to see Krillin hugging her tightly.
"Jeez, I was only in jail for two days.." 18 said, lightly blushing.
"Aww.." Goku said.
Trunks finally spotted Mai. He'd been looking for her for awhile.
He walked up to her and said, "I was wondering if you could be my...girlfriend,"
Mai blushed as she said, "I told you, I have a boyfriend...even though your efforts are cute.."
Taleem walked up behind her, "This kid bothering you?"
Trunks glared at him, "We're the same age, doofus,"
"In your time I'm 20 years older than you," Taleem retorted.
"But still, that's my time...not yours," Trunks said.
Taleem growled, "Just stay away from Mai or I'm gonna pummel you!"
"You, I'm gonna ignore..See ya toots!" Trunks called to Mai.
Meanwhile-
Vegeta walked up to Bulma, "You exaggerate too much,"
Bulma growled, "You insulted me like Trunks could be someone else's son!"
Vegeta sighed, "Who knew being a parent can be this tough.."
Bulma slightly smiled and said, "Tell me about it.."
They both sighed and sat on the sand.
"If we have a child, even though I don't know how, make sure he's not our age.." Vegeta said.
Bulma giggled as she said, "I'm certain he's not gonna be our age,"
"At least he'll be out of our skins in 3 months.." Vegeta said.
"I feel sorry for future us," Bulma said.
"I bet they're laughing at us right now!" Vegeta said.
In the Future-
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bulma and Vegeta laughed from their bed.
"I bet *snicker* they're stressing over Trunks!" Bulma snickered.
Vegeta poured another glass of wine for both of them.
"To no Trunks!" Bulma cheered.
"Hmph," Vegeta smiled as they tinked glasses and drunk.
Back to the Past-
Recess was over, and the kids spent the rest of the day inside until school was out.
"FREEDOM!" Piccolo yelled as he flew out of the school.
"So, how was your first day of school...in the past?" Bulma asked Trunks.
"It was great, Mom! I made an enemy, fell in love, and have complete control over my teacher!" Trunks said.
"That's nice...I think," Vegeta said.
King Vegeta honked the horn, "Hey! The girls basketball game is tomorrow!"
All the girls' eyes widened.
"Why did you tell us at the last minute?!" 18 yelled.
"Uhh...I actually didn't know till right now," King Vegeta said.
"Basketball?" Trunks asked.
"I'll explain at my- our house," Bulma said.
Trunks nodded.
After saying their goodbyes, Bulma and Trunks walked home.
Vegeta, Tarble, and Celeria sat in King Vegeta's backseat.
"Where's Trunks?" King Vegeta asked.
"At Bulma's house," Vegeta responded.
"Aww...I was gonna go to the mall with him," King Vegeta said.
"You can go to the mall with me," Celeria said, smirking.
"No...I'm just gonna wait till Trunks gets back," King Vegeta said.
"Grr..." Celeria growled.
At C.C-
Trunks was in room (right now a guest room, but it was instinct) getting ready for bed.
Dinner had been amazing and after talking to his mom (Chibi and Future) he went to bed.
'This had been the most craziest day of school ever. Who knew his parent's school life could be crazier than his own?' Trunks thought.
"That's why they warned me about a bunch of confusing stuff," Trunks said.
He shrugged and fell asleep, ready to go to school tomorrow.
Next Time- Game 1 (Girls)
The next chapter won't be about Trunks..More like the girls in their first basketball game. But I REALLY recommend you guys to reread Dbz in Kindergarten. I know it must've been hard to read everything in blocks of words. That's why I edited EVERY chapter to be more understandable. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this chapter and review! :)
Chapter 13: Game 1 (Girls)
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing!
Chapter 13: Game 1 (Girls)
Girls Team:
PG- Bulma
SG- 18
SF- Zangya
PF- Mai
C- Celeria
Subs: ?
"Now...what are we gonna do?!"
"Win this game!"
"When are we gonna win it?!"
"NOW!"
"Now let's show them who's boss!"
"YEA!"
King Vegeta smirked evilly as he pumped the girls up, 'I didn't even have to answer questions!'
On the bleachers, the boys were eating popcorn.
"I wonder if the girls are any good," Goku said.
"Well, you seen how Bulma treated Vegeta in basketball," Krillin snickered.
Vegeta slapped Krillin's head, "Shut up!"
Trunks busted out laughing, "Mom beat Dad in basketball?!"
Vegeta blushed and glared at Krillin, "Don't got your girlfriend to protect you now, huh?!"
Krillin gulped as Vegeta cracked his knuckles.
Just then both teams came out.
"Those dresses actually look...cute on them," Tarble said.
"I'll say," Krillin said.
Vegeta smirked while looking at Bulma.
"Better nice than ugly but those sparkles are getting on my nerves," Piccolo said, rubbing their eyes.
The 10 min. practice started and the girls actually did some plays that looked good.
Bulma pretended to guard 18, while she tries to take a shot or layup.
18 quickly ran past her and did a dunk.
Everyone's eyes went wide.
"D-Did she-" Krillin stuttered.
17 gloated, "Us androids never run out of energy, that give us the ability to jump high, run fast, and kick a**!"
"Stop bragging! Everyone knows I'm the real perfect one here!" Cell said.
Everyone rolled their eyes.
The 10 min. practice was over and the jump ball sequence was next.
"Go Knights!" The other team cheered.
"Oh no! It's the Knights!" Goku cried.
The jump ball started and Celeria was against this other girl.
She imagined that the ball was Trunks and slammed it towards her team.
18 quickly caught it, and all the girls ran to their offensive positions.
18 passed the ball to Bulma, who passed the ball to Mai who shot a three pointer.
The audience cheered and Trunks was ecstatic.
"Woo! Go Mai!" He cheered.
Taleem growled, "Hey! That's my girlfriend!"
"Don't care!" Trunks said as he cheered.
It was defense, and Celeria was keeping good guard of the basket.
Once, the ball bounced from the rim, Celeria quickly rebounded the ball towards Bulma.
She caught it, and started dribbling towards the basket.
Celeria shot a glance at her father...who was watching the Miami Heat game from his phone.
"Go LeBron!" King Vegeta cheered.
Celeria slapped her head and went to her position.
Bulma dribbled the ball while being guarded by the other team.
She quickly went back and did a fadeaway shot.
It went in and the score was 6-0.
"How can the girls play better than us?!" Vegeta yelled.
"I bet that the girls are going to be in the championship and not the boys," Cell said.
"Deal!" Frieza agreed.
2nd Quarter-
The score was 14-5, and the Shenlongs were winning.
"Why is Father on his phone?!" Tarble yelled.
Vegeta said, "I don't know, he's supposed to be coaching!"
"Go LeBron! Go!" King Vegeta cheered.
Everyone looked crazily at him.
"Excuse me sir, but aren't you supposed to be coaching? the referee said.
"Aren't you supposed to be in college?" King Vegeta responded.
"..."
"Yea, I didn't think so!" King Vegeta said while going back to his phone.
18 made a layup, bringing the score 16-5.
People clapped, while the Knights' coach looked sick.
"This game is getting boring..." Goku said.
"Yea..let's turn it up a bit!" Trunks said.
"Son, what are you talking about?" Vegeta asked.
Trunks smirked evilly, and Vegeta was shocked that he saw his smirk plastered onto Trunks' face.
Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
roxyfire57
Awww... Trunks is so cute! Poor, jealous Celeria... KV seems so excited to be a granddad. Isn't he overdoing it a little? Then again, what fun would there be if he wasn't?
Me: Yes, King Vegeta is overdoing it with the love and affection XD. He even went to the point of cooking for him and not his own kids lol.
Vegeta: Which is very bogus!
Guest
LOL Well this was another great chapter so thank you!
But i was thinking how entertaining it would be if in a future chapter King Vegeta was forced to actually have to be teaching the class from the subject I feel if u wrote him actually teaching it would be absolutely hilarious!
Anyway love ur story can't wait for all the future updates to ur series!
Me: Thanks, I plan on doing 8th Grade soon!
Guest
Lol poor trunks has it made but next time i wonder how the girl's will do on basketball can't wait to c
Me: Yup, I wonder how the girls will do too? Lol
queenvicky99
Hey, Guess I did catch up didn't I! Poor Celeria , she not important anymore, poor girl. Future Bulma and Vegeta are cracking me up, Having a toast for your own son being trapped is to funny! Last for this review is Can't wait for the next chapie , I already know it's going to be to die for !:X : D : D
Me: XD Yes, that scene was very hilarious. And literally laughing at the same time Chibi Vegeta said they were, it's a weird time connection, lol
LuvVegeta
Poor King Vegeta, Haha.
Do the poll, I'm sick of Taleem, he stinks
Me: I'll do it when 8th Grade comes out
Juunagou
We haven't seen Maron or 17 in a while huh?
Me: OMG! I'm so sorry! XD I forgot all about them- well, Maron. You see 17 in this chapter. But I do have plans for Maron in the next few chapters.
applefanfic
LOLZ! XD
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! YAMCHA IS DEAD! :D
Is Trunks-kun going to go on adventures with his chibi parents and the rest of the characters!?
Vegeta and Trunks are so cute! Bulma is so lucky! XD She has a beautiful husband and a smexy son!
LOL!
You should torture ! X3
Me: Lol..Yes, Yamcha is dead. Well, at least for this story. Sadly, I'm bringing him back-
Vegeta: BOOOOOOO!
Me: SHUT UP VEGETA! Anyway, I'm brining him back in my 3rd grade story for torture purposes, lol. Anyway, it'll be kinda of a twist in the beginning.
Piccolo: And that has been Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
5 min. later-
Goku, Vegeta, Trunks, Krillin, and Piccolo came out of the locker room with wigs and the Knights' uniform.
"I don't wanna do this!" Vegeta yelled as he was dragged out.
"Too bad!" Piccolo said.
"Who are you?" The Knights' coach asked.
"I'm Gokana!" Goku said in a high pitched voice.
"I'm Piccoella!" Piccolo said.
"I'm Krilla!' Krillin said.
"I'm Trunksa," Trunks said.
"..."
Trunks punched Vegeta's shoulder.
"*sigh* And I am Virginia," Vegeta said.
"Well, get out there!" The coach yelled.
They went into the game and faced off against the girls.
Vegeta had the ball and avoided Bulma's defense.
He spinned around, and passed the ball to Trunks who made a three.
14-8 is the score now.
Bulma passed the ball to 18, who avoided Krillin's guarding, and tried to go through Goku, and failed.
Goku snatched the ball from 18's hands and drove in and did a layup.
Score: 14-10
Frieza said, "Something smells fishy around here..."
Tarble said, "You mean these fish sticks I'm eating?"
"No! Don't those "girls" look kinda manly?" Frieza said.
"Yea, when you squint, they kinda look like boys..." Taleem said.
"You idiots! That's Goku, Trunks, Vegeta, Piccolo, and Baldy!" Cell yelled.
"Ooh..." They realized.
Bulma called a timeout right after they saw the score of 14-14.
18 huddled them together and spoke, "You do realize that's the boys dressed as girls?"
"Yes," The girls responded.
"..."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The girls busted out laughing.
"D-Did you see their wigs?!" Bulma laughed.
"And their lipstick!" Mai said.
After calming down, 18 said, "Now, time to beat them!"
"Yea!" Everyone agreed.
3rd Quarter-
"Pass the ball! Pass the ball!" King Vegeta yelled, "Pass the ball to Bosh! Come on!"
Score: 14-14
18 had the ball, and sprinted towards the court.
Krillin chased after her, but tripped over his own feet.
"AAH!" Krillin yelled as his face smeared all over the gym floor.
His lipstick was all over his face, his mascara was smeared over his eyes, and his wig was half off.
Everyone gasped as they saw Krillin.
"Nice going, Baldy!" Vegeta yelled.
"Now everybody knows we're boys!" Goku said.
"You're BOYS?!" Everyone yelled.
Piccolo and Trunks glared at Goku, who chuckled and scratched his head.
18 said, "We knew this whole time..."
Celeria glared at Trunks, "It was REALLY obvious,"
"D***! Our plans our soiled!" Vegeta cursed.
"What plans?!" Bulma demanded.
"Might as well forget it, it's soiled!" Vegeta responded.
"You are DQ'd! Shenlongs win by default!" The ref. said.
"Aww!" All the girls moaned.
"What's up with you guys?! You won!" Piccolo said.
"We wanted to win by crushing people, not the easy way out," 18 said.
"This game sucked! BOOOOOO!" Frieza yelled.
"Why are you so hyped about this game! It's a girls' game! Of course it'll suck!" Vegeta yelled.
"What do you mean by girls' game?!" 18 yelled.
"I just mean that anyone would expect a girls' game to suck!" Vegeta said.
Goku, Piccolo, and Krillin stared wide eyed at Vegeta.
Celeria and Zangya held Vegeta down, who struggled.
18 cracked her muscles, and punched her fists.
Vegeta gulped but tried to look tough. He glanced at Bulma for help.
Bulma just shook her head, and walked away.
While Vegeta was getting the beating of his life, everyone was walking out of the building.
"Can't believe I paid 50¢ for this!" Frieza muttered as he walked out.
"LAME!" Cell yelled.
"Ima be in the car.." Tarble called out.
" 'Kay!" King Vegeta called while watching the aftermath commentary.
Trunks smiled at Mai, who blushed and looked away.
Taleem glared at Trunks, who deviously smirked.
After nearly everyone was gone, and Vegeta's beating was done, it was around 10:00.
"My arm..." Vegeta moaned.
"Shut up, it's only one arm broken.." 18 said.
"Did you really have to break his arm? It's not a big deal, but still you could've sprained it..." Bulma said.
18 said, "He insulted girls all over the universe! He deserved it!"
Bulma nodded, understandably.
Piccolo's been left, after he filmed it all, and Goku and Krillin winced as Vegeta stood up.
His arm was dislocated, and there was a big bruise on it.
"Girl...take me to the regeneration tank..I'm to tired for revenge.." Vegeta moaned.
Bulma led Vegeta out of the gym, and King Vegeta and Trunks followed.
"Gosh, that was harsh.." Goku said.
18 glared at him, "You want to be next?!"
Goku quickly shook his head 'no', and got out of there.
Next Time- Thanksgiving (November)
Sorry for the late update, but I was busy playing Battle of Z, Lol. But how will Trunks spend his Thanksgiving in the past?! What would happen?! Find out next time on Dbz in Elementary School: Second Grade!
Chapter 14: Thanksgiving (November)
Disclaimer: I don't own anything!
Chapter 14: Thanksgiving (November)
NOVEMBER-
"He's spending it with me!"
"No, he's spending it with me!"
"No me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
"Uhh...Mom? Dad?"
"WHAT?!" Vegeta and Bulma yelled.
"Why can't we just spend it together at Capsule Corp.?" Trunks shakily asked.
They all paused for a minute.
"..."
"Why didn't we think of that?" Vegeta asked.
Bulma just shook her head.
They were at the store, doing some Thanksgiving shopping.
"Come on Trunks," Bulma said, holding his hands as all three walked to the food aisle.
Trunks blushed as he saw strange looks from people around them at the Chibi family.
They then encountered Goku and Chi-Chi.
"Hey guys!" Goku greeted while eating some cereal from the box.
"Goku! Those are not free samples!" Chi-Chi yelled.
"Oops..." Goku said, smiling.
"So, what brings you here?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Nothing, just buying some kitchen utensils for my mom," Bulma said.
"That's nice," Chi-Chi said.
While they were talking, Vegeta, Goku, and Trunks snuck away.
"Now, we can do whatever we want!" Vegeta yelled.
"AHEM!" a voice yelled.
All three turned around to see the store manager.
"...Ernie," Vegeta said.
"Vegeta Ouji Jr..." Ernie hissed.
"You know, Ouji isn't my last name...it's just Prince in Japanese! My name isn't Vegeta Prince, it's Prince Vegeta! Don't say my title as if it is a last name!" Vegeta yelled.
"Uhh...do you guys have a history?" Trunks asked.
"Yes! With all those little rascals!" Ernie yelled.
Goku said, "It all started four years ago to be exact..."
Flashback-
Vegeta, Goku, Piccolo, and Krillin was having fun at the super market while their parents was shopping.
"Wet's go to the bikes area! We'll wook supew cool!" Piccolo suggested.
Everyone agreed as they went to the area with the bikes.
Vegeta called the mini blue motorcycle, Goku called the red Jeep, Piccolo called the Bugatti, and Krillin got the Barbie Jeep last.
"Why do I get the Bawbie Jeep?" Krillin asked.
"Cause, you didn't cawl anything earliew!" Piccolo yelled.
"Fine!" Krillin yelled as he got on it.
They all started riding around the store, causing chaos.
Goku drove to the food aisle, and started grabbing food and shoving it in his mouth.
He laughed as he got some whip cream and started driving towards Vegeta.
Piccolo was in the magazine aisle, reading some comics.
"Ugh, Supewman is SO ovewpowewed..." he muttered, "Goku could beat him in a heawtbeat..."
Meanwhile, Vegeta was looking at the new action figures, until he was showered with whipped cream.
"What the?!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice wook, Vegeta!" Goku teased as he drove away.
Vegeta growled and grabbed as many silly string cans as he could.
"It's on Kakawot!" he yelled.
Goku was driving by the video game aisle and noticed Krillin.
He snickered as he sprayed whipped cream at him.
"AAAAHHH!" Krillin cried.
"See ya, Kwillin!" Goku laughed as he drove past him.
"Goku!" Krillin yelled.
Goku drove by Piccolo, and sprayed whipped cream along the way, "Bye Piccowo!"
"Grr!" Piccolo growled.
While Goku was spraying whipped cream at everyone, he ended up in a corner.
He turned the Jeep around and started driving, until we was completely surrounded by Piccolo, Vegeta, and Krillin.
Vegeta had silly string, Piccolo had chocolate sauce, and Krillin had a water gun.
"Say goodnight, Kakawot..." Vegeta muttered.
Goku just blinked a few times.
They all sprayed their items at Goku..
Piccolo: It's now time for...Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
Me: Oh my gosh, so many reviews!
Vegeta: Congrats, you gotten popular...(For a rookie)
Me: Hey, I made like...7 fics! I'm not a rookie!
Vegeta: 7 fics...in not even a year..
Me: ...SHUT UP! At least I got reviews! Anywho...roll the reviews!
Guest chapter 13
Mai: Hmm, let me think it over the cute, adorable, boy with violet hair you can't tame, and little cheeks you just wanna pinch vs the clingy, nasty little man who views me as a piece of property.
*Trunks winks at Mai*
Taleem: No matter what, you're mine Girlie. *tries to force a kiss on Mai*
Mai: Oh why is this even a decision. *knees Taleem in the groin*
*Mai is leaning on Trunks shoulder*
Mai: oh Trunks, you're so handsome!
*Trunks kisses her cheek*
Me: *snicker* I sorry, but that was so entertaining! But I didn't want your reactions to flame Taleem, even though he seems kinda of a jerk, I want you to see Trunks' wrongdoings in this too..but you'll see later on :)
batguy92 chapter 13
When does Broly get to cause chao and I MEAN CHAOS?! Great story
Me: Soon, lol. But if you REALLY wanna see Broly chaos, read Kindergarten. He's insane in that one...O_O. And thanks!
queenvicky99 chapter 13
OMG I WANT THAT GAME ! Anyway can't wait for the next update .Poor trunks is for a world of , we'll I don't know in the world did the boys dress up like no plz don't tell me I good. I guess I'm done Peace out until next update !
Me: Lol, but all this will turn into one big lesson for Trunks, and will have a satisfactory ending
Yamcha chapter 13
Ha eat that vegeta! U got beaten up by a weakling girl hahaha! Prince of all saiyans my ass! More like prince of all weaklings hahaahahhahaha.
Me: I'm just gonna ignore you cause I know this is a test from God to see if I snap. Well, I'm not, since Yamcha's dead in my fic :D.
Juunagou chapter 13
Awesome, I wanna see those plans for Maron and 17 soon.
Also I'm starting to root for Trunks because Taleem is coming off as a possessive creep
Continue the story!
Me: I will, lol. And you'll like the ending for Trunks, even though he'll have to learn a few lessons... And I'll include some Maronx17 scenes in a chapter soon.
Guest chapter 13
Great update! I'm excited for ur next!
Me: Thanks!
Guest chapter 13
Battle of Z is always fun, I like 18, SSJ2 Vegeta, Saiyan God Goku, and Super saiyan Gohan.
LOL at Trunks owning that Talem guy
Me: XD I love Battle of Z too. I got all the DLC's and just made it to rank 999
roxyfire57 chapter 13
LOL. I can just picture the boys in skirts HAHA. In GT Trunks dressed up as a girl also... I've always hated GT. I support TM! :) I don't celebrate thanksgiving, but have read enough fics to know that the next chapter would be AWESOME. Poor Veggie.
They have regen tanks on Earth?
Me: Eh, anything's possible, lol. And I hate GT with a fiery passion in my heart...Thank God for Battle of Gods! And I'm a TrunksxMai supporter too...unfortunately I didn't watch Battle of Gods until I made Dbz in Kindergarten and made TaleemxMai...but Trunks will have a happy ending!
Piccolo: And that has been Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
They sprayed all over the place, aiming for Goku, but all they got was each other.
"My eyes!" Vegeta yelled as he wiped chocolate off of it.
"I'm bwind!" Krillin yelled as he got silly string all over it.
Piccolo actually drunk the water from Krillin's water gun, "Yum!"
"Whewe'd that clown go?!" Vegeta yelled.
Goku chuckled as he said, "Up hewe!"
They all looked up as Goku IT himself to the top of the shelf.
"Bye!" Goku said as he sped away and jumped off of the shelf, causing it to fall down and stuff to crash everywhere.
"I'm not thwough with you, Kakawot!" Vegeta yelled driving after him.
"Hey!" Piccolo yelled as he went after Vegeta.
"Wait up!" Krillin yelled as he drove after them.
They went through an insane car chase, breaking stuff along the way and dodging incoming carts.
After completely destroying the store, they all met up in one spot, and crashed.
The crash caused all of them to fly out of their cars.
They were all covered in chocolate, silly string, water, and whipped cream.
"Ugh..." They all moaned.
Vegeta gave all his strength to pick up a piece of pie next to him and threw it at Goku.
The pie splattered all over him.
"Ha! I...*pant* win...*heave* Kakawot!" Vegeta coughed.
Goku just chuckled and nodded.
"What have you done?!" a voice yelled.
Everyone turned around to see Mr. Ernie fuming at them.
"You are in big trouble! You owe me over nine thousand dollars!" Ernie yelled.
"What?! Ovew nine thousand?!...What kind numbew is that?" Vegeta yelled.
"Ha! Memes!" Piccolo snickered.
End Flashback-
"Yup, we were in a heap of trouble!" Goku chuckled as he took another bite of turkey.
"And then what happened?" Trunks asked.
"We got out of there so fast that the manager thought it was just some dream!" Goku said.
Everyone laughed at the table.
They were at Capsule Corp. having Thanksgiving dinner, a few hours after they left the store in complete destruction from the food fight they caused.
King Vegeta chuckled, "I remember getting a bill in the mail!"
Bardock laughed, "Me too! Once I saw how much the store was ruined, I couldn't believe 4 four year olds could do such a thing!"
Mrs. Briefs asked, "Any more turkey anyone?"
A bunch of hands shot up at that statement.
"Hmph, that stupid manager actually thought he could arrest me!" Vegeta yelled.
Bulma growled, "You, Trunks, and Goku started a food fight!"
Chi-Chi added, "And poor Bulma had to pay for all of the damages!"
"That was my whole 1/10th of my weekly allowance!" Bulma yelled.
Everyone anime fainted.
"Really? 1/10th?" 18 asked.
"Man, If I had that..." Krillin muttered.
"That's not the point! I shouldn't be paying for damages at all!" Bulma yelled.
Trunks laughed while accidentally flicking his fork full of rice towards Vegeta, who was sitting next to him.
It went all over his face and hair.
There was a long silence.
"..."
"You made the wrong mistake, son..." Vegeta growled.
Trunks gulped as he ran out, with Vegeta on his tail.
Next Time- Field Trip to the Zoo
I decided to make this chapter full of filler cause I spent days making two important chapters that's gonna come soon. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this chapter, and review your thoughts!
Chapter 15: Field Trip to the Zoo
Disclaimer: I don't own anything!
Chapter 15: Field Trip to the Zoo!
"I don't wanna go to the zoo!" Everyone yelled.
"Why not?!" Mr. Blutzinger asked.
"They insult the Saiyans!" Vegeta yelled
"There's a huge mess everywhere!" Bulma yelled.
"I get bus sick!" King Vegeta whined.
"It's boring," Piccolo said.
"You need to pay for the food!" Goku cried.
Everyone paused for a moment and looked at Goku.
"What?" Goku asked.
"Goku, you always have to pay for food. Unless you make food," Chi-Chi said.
"I still don't like it.." Goku muttered.
"..."
"Well, too bad! We're going to the zoo, and that's FINAL!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.
"Or what?!" Vegeta challenged.
"All of you will be repeating the 2nd grade!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.
Everyone groaned as they boarded the bus.
While the bus was driving, the kids was picking on Blutzinger.
"Who threw a spit ball at me?!" Mr. Blutzinger growled.
All he heard was snickering behind him.
He huffed and thought to himself why did they even go.
He shifted in his seat and yelped as he sat on something sharp.
"OWCH!" He yelled.
He pulled it out, and it was a sharp pin.
"WHO DID THIS?!" Mr. Blutzinger roared.
There was silence, then everyone busted out laughing.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" They all laughed.
"King Vegeta, take control of your students!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.
King Vegeta went to the back of the bus where the students were.
"..."
King Vegeta whispered, "Make sure you throw this at his head!" as he handed them a pie.
Everyone snickered as Goku IT across Blutzinger's seat and threw the pie at his head.
"AAAAAAHHHHH!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.
Everyone busted out laughing.
"That was the funniest one!" Vegeta snickered.
Frieza snickered as he said, "Buttstinger doesn't stand a chance!"
"Nice job, Goku," Piccolo said.
Goku chuckled, "It was pretty funny to see his face,"
Just then the bus stopped and Mr. Blutzinger seethed, "Get out of the bus!"
Everyone walked out, and saw the zoo.
It was a pretty big zoo filled with people and animals.
Mr. Blutzinger said, "We are going there,"
All the kids gasped at what he pointed to.
It was the biggest, awesomest, and coolest park they've ever seen.
Like little kids, they reacted the best and most sophisticated way.
"THE PARK! I WANNA GO THERE!" They all screamed as once.
"Take us to that f***ing awesome park!" Vegeta yelled.
"Those look like awesome swings!" Goku said.
"That's the biggest slide I've ever seen!" Trunks said.
"Let's go to the park!" King Vegeta said excitedly.
"YEA!" Everyone agreed as they started running towards the park.
"We're not going to the park!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.
"What? Why?!" King Vegeta yelled.
"We're going there!" Mr. Blutzinger said as he pointed to the building next to it.
It was the "Most Boring Zoo Museum In The World"
"What?!" Everyone yelled.
"YAY!" Bulma and Cell cheered.
Everyone glared at them.
"*cough* NERDS *cough*" Piccolo yelled.
"It's a good educational experience! Now let's go!" Mr. Blutzinger said.
Everyone groaned (Except Bulma and Cell) as they followed Mr. Buttstinger.
Frieza hid behind a lamppost while everyone went ahead.
"Ha!" Frieza laughed as he went the opposite way.
Vegeta spotted Frieza and growled.
'What's he up to?' Vegeta thought.
He hid from the others and started following Frieza.
Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
applefanfic chapter 14
Pffttt... XD
Imagine everyones voices as the TFs crew x3
Me: Lol, I be doing that too...and I be thinking "Ugh, wrong voices!" XD
RasenKamehameha chapter 14
Guest I have 1 thing to say too you, your snippets are entertaining an all but stop bashing! Seriously you're a Mirai Trunks cock rider, If somebody flirted with your girlfriend it's not ok and pretty fucked up! You don't just let that shit happen idek how that's 'possesive'. Mirai Trunks has been a douche this entire story line and DragonBall787 is trying to get that through your thick ass skull by making him worse every chapter! But your fanboying blinds you, and Taleem is 1 dimensional I cant argue with that...but character development is non existent here *cough* and ALSO your snippets are in accurate! But anyway I'm done here, more Maron and 17! :3
Vegeta: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: *punches Vegeta*
Vegeta: OW!
Me: Thank you for understanding! You're like one of the few people that get it! But where have you been?! You haven't reviewed for months! :'(...And owch about the character development thing...and I'll put more Maronx17 soon XD
queenvicky99 chapter 14
Omg i love this story , Vegeta is a hot mess , so is Goku and everyone else . I just cant believe how crazy they are and how pathetic Krillin is .Lol I'm not for real just joking.I can't wait for the next updates! (My birthday is Wednesday ,*hint, hint*)Oh yeah , Bulma and Vegeta are to cute in this Trunks but I see he is a little "lover's boy " if you know what I mean;).Well Peace out and all that jazz!
Me: Happy Early Birthday! :) And Thank you!
Juli-sama14 chapter 14
Man it's been a while since I reviewed. Anyway, good job so far! I love the little Celeria and Trunks rivalry (from Celeria's point of view anyways.) Funny stuff, lol.
To the guest bashing Taleem: Please, leave Dragonball787 alone. She already told you what she wanted to do, and leave her alone about it. Besides, your little 'roleplays' are annoying, and plus, all of the characters are out of character anyways. Geez.
Me: Thank you for the review! And thank you for understanding, I don't wanna spoil anything, yet people seem to take this the wrong way...
Geek chapter 14
Why does Taleem exist in the first place, he is such a pointless original character, could you kill him off later?
Anyway:
Taleem: Mai will be mine I know it. Heehee, these scorpions I put in Trunks backpack will get him for sure!
*Trunks taps him on the shoulder*
Trunks: Hey buddy you forgot these.
*Puts the scorpions in Taleem's pocket"
Taleem:Thanks.
*Trunks Hugs Mai*
Taleem: She is my property, you purple headed Geek
*The scorpions crawl from Taleem's pocket into his underwear, and sting in rather unfortunate places*
Taleem: Ow, Ow, and OUUOOOWWW
*Taleem stumbles out the class window, but his fall is broken by the dumpster*
Me: If you read Dbz in Kindergarten, you'd know why I put Taleem in this. And what's your problem for Taleem? He doesn't affect the Chibis, at all. And he's rarely shown. So why do you hate him? And this is starting to get a little insulting to the creator of this OC and myself as an author.
Yamcha chapter 14
What's da matter,vegeta the weakling fail of a prince plus I spying on Bulma in the afterlife... She has some sexy undies hehe
Me: Thanks for adding one more review, I really needed it :D
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Frieza wandered around the zoo, looking for something.
He then spotted a fat guy with a megaphone.
He snatched it and ran away.
"Hey get back here!" the fat man yelled, not moving at all.
Frieza ran to the center of the zoo, and turned the megaphone on.
"EARTHLINGS OF PLANET EARTH! I, YOUR LORD, LORD FRIEZA, HAS COME TO ANNOUNCE THAT YOU WILL GIVE ME YOUR ETERNAL LOYALTY AND BOW DOWN TO ME!" Frieza yelled.
A bunch of people stopped and listened, and after his speech, there was a long silence.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" They all laughed.
"What are you laughing at?! I'm Lord Frieza!" Frieza yelled
"What a cute kid!" a lady said as she kneeled down to pat his head.
"Stop it! I'm not cute! I'm Lord Frieza! I can destroy this planet in one breath!" Frieza yelled while blushing.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" They continued to laugh.
"That's it! I'm going to kill you all!" Frieza yelled as he ran.
Vegeta watched from afar and while the crowd cleared up, he noticed some zoo animals follow Frieza.
"This is getting strange..." Vegeta whispered.
Meanwhile, at the "Most Boring Zoo Museum In The World"-
"And this is the skeleton of a Zonkey. It is a crossover from a zebra and a donkey, making this result," The boring guide said.
"Ugh.." Everyone groaned.
Bulma and Cell raised their hands.
"Yes?" the guide asked.
"Are you very smart?" Cell asked.
"Yes," the guide proudly stated.
"If you're so smart, figure out this! I know a way by which i can make i can get total of 120 by using five zeros 0,0,0,0,0 and any one mathematical operator.
Do you?" Bulma asked.
"Uhhh..." The guide thought.
"Duh, the answer is (0!+0!+0!+0!+0!)! = 5! = 120," Cell said.
The guide flushed in embarrassment.
Everyone rolled their eyes. Cell and Bulma always had to outsmart a guide or a spokesperson.
"Here's a easier one: 2+3=8,
3+7=27,
4+5=32,
5+8=60,
6+7=72,
7+8=?, " Cell said.
The guide sweated and tugged his collar, "Uhhhh..."
Bulma laughed, "It's easy! The answer is: 2*(3+1)=4
3*(7+2)=27,
4*(5+3)=32,
5*(8+4)=60,
6*(7+5)=72,
7*(8+6)=98, So it's 98,"
"Let's try an easier one," Bulma said.
"Uh oh.." Krillin sweated.
"I have a headache.." Goku moaned.
Meanwhile with Frieza-
"You will all help me in destroying the zoo!" Frieza yelled.
All the animals roared and cried.
"ROOAAR!" The lions, tigers, and cheetahs roared.
The elephants tooted their Trunks loudly.
The hippos snapped their teeth, the giraffes looked pretty mean, the lizards all frowned, and the birds cawed and chirped.
Vegeta growled as he hid behind some rocks, "I got to find an army!"
He went off to find the most ferocious animals he could find.
Vegeta looked around, but he saw no animals.
"D***!" Vegeta cursed.
He then noticed every animal was taken, but the monkeys.
Vegeta growled as he looked at them, "They were made to mock Saiyans!" he growled.
"Ooh! Ooh!" One of the monkeys cried as it pointed at Vegeta's tail.
All the monkeys started calling out and they all bowed towards Vegeta.
"This gives me an idea!" Vegeta said in wonder.
Meanwhile-
"WAAAAH!" The guide cried as he ran away in shame.
Cell and Bulma laughed as they gave each other hi fives.
Everyone just looked at Cell and Bulma crazily.
"..."
"What?!" Bulma and Cell yelled.
"Do you love to torture people just to prove that you're smarter?" Trunks asked.
"Of course! What else is there?!" Bulma yelled.
"We will always be the smartest, no matter what!" Cell announced.
"So, you're enemies when going against each other, but you are best friends when you have a threat?!" Chi-Chi yelled.
"You can call it 'Frienemies' if you like," Cell said.
Everyone sweatdropped.
"Well, since there's no guide, I guess it's time to go.." Mr. Blutzinger said.
"YES!" Everyone cheered.
"I have a question.." Tarble said.
"What?" King Vegeta asked.
"Where's Vegeta and Frieza?" Tarble asked.
Everyone was dead silent.
"..."
"VEGETAA!" Bulma screamed as she ran out of the museum.
"What's her problem?" Maron asked.
17 said, "Vegeta tends to create mass destruction without Bulma watching him.."
Goku said, "I sense this will not turn out good.."
Meanwhile-
Frieza and his army marched toward the middle of the zoo as they were ready to take over.
Frieza was perched on top of a lion, with the other animals keeping guard.
Frieza grabbed the megaphone, "ANY LAST WORDS BEFORE THIS ZOO WILL BE DESTROYED?!"
Everyone stopped to look at Frieza and all they did was laugh.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" They all laughed.
"What a cute little boy!" a few people said.
Frieza gritted his baby teeth, "FINE! HAVE IT YOUR WAY!"
Just then a loud screech was heard as Vegeta and his army of monkeys charged towards Frieza.
"I will defeat you, Frieza!" Vegeta yelled.
"Oh look, it's all the monkeys!" Frieza teased.
"You will not destroy this zoo!" Vegeta yelled.
"Oh yea!" Frieza yelled.
"Yea!" Vegeta yelled back.
"I can destroy this zoo!" Frieza said.
"Can not!" Vegeta yelled.
"Can too!" Frieza yelled.
"Can not!" Vegeta yelled.
"Can too!" Frieza said.
"ENOUGH!" Vegeta roared, "CHARGE!"
All the monkeys screeched as they charged towards Frieza's army
"CHARGE!" Frieza yelled.
All the zoo animals charged towards the monkeys.
They all clashed as the fighting issued.
While the animals were fighting, Vegeta and Frieza charged towards each other, and started to fight.
They punched and dodged each other as the other tried to gain the upper hand.
"Haa!" Vegeta yelled as he punched Frieza.
"How dare you!" Frieza yelled as he kicked Vegeta.
Vegeta flew backwards and dodged Frieza's incoming attack and blasted Frieza to the ground.
"AH!" Frieza yelled as he crashed to the ground.
He crashed while creating a giant hole, which caused all the humans to wake up.
"HEY! They're fighting!" One human yelled as all of them panicked and and started screaming.
Frieza screamed as he emerged from the hole, and powered up.
"This is my 100% form!" Frieza yelled as he bulked up.
"You look like you took a bunch of steriods.." Vegeta stated.
"Don't talk! We all seen your Super Vegeta form!" Frieza yelled.
Vegeta growled and powered up to Super Saiyan.
Frieza gasped in fear and yelled, "AHHHHHH!" as he created his most powerful attack.
He formed a gigantic ball with his fingertip and threw it towards Vegeta.
Vegeta growled as he yelled, "FINAL...FLASSSHHH!" as he released his attack towards Frieza's.
Both attacks completely exploded as it took out all of the animals and blasted Frieza and Vegeta away.
All the Z Fighters arrived as gasped at all of the damage.
"What happened in here?!" Krillin yelled.
"Told ya," 17 said.
Bulma looked in horror as all the animals was in a bloody mess.
She then saw Frieza on the floor, barely alive.
"My plan...it's ruined!" he rasped.
She ignored him as she saw Vegeta right next to her, looking at him also.
"Vegeta! Are you ok?!" Bulma asked as he hugged him.
Vegeta choked as she squeezed the living daylights out of him, "Yes girl! I'm fine!" he gasped.
He then felt her slap him, "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! ALL THE ANIMALS ARE DEAD!"
Vegeta rubbed his cheek and looked at his surroundings.
"I was trying to stop Frieza from destroying the Earth..." He explained.
He then felt his ear being tugged, "I don't care! Now I have to pay for the damages and animals!" she yelled.
The owner of the zoo looked in horror as all the animals were dead.
"WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!?" He screamed.
Bulma sighed as she went up to the man and started talking to him.
"I knew this was going to happen!" Piccolo said.
"This is horrible!" Chi-Chi gasped.
"Now I feel sorry for my sister.." Tights said as she shook her head.
Bulma came back as she yelled, "See! I had to pay 4 whole weeks of my allowance!"
Vegeta gave her a Veggie-Hug™ (AN- Return of the Veggie-Hug!) and mumbled, "I'm sorry,"
Bulma smiled and said, "It's ok, I guess,"
Everyone anime fainted.
"You just blew him off and with one hug you just forgive him?!" 18 yelled.
"What's wrong with you?!" Chi-Chi yelled.
"He doesn't hug me often, that's Saiyan something," Bulma said, "Plus also, I've been in worse situations,"
"..."
Mr. Blutzinger said, "Now that this is over, we're going home!"
Everyone cheered as they boarded the bus to go home.
Next Time- The Fundraiser Contest!
I do not know why I post chapters at such odd hours...it's like 3 am right now XD. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this chapter and review your opinions and thoughts!
Chapter 16: The Fundraiser Contest (December)
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing!
Chapter 16: The Fundraiser Contest (December)
DECEMBER-
"It's Christmas!" Goku yelled as he ran around the classroom, throwing candy around.
"Ow!" Kids yelled as the candy stung their skin from Goku's force.
"Finally you get the word 'Christmas' right," Vegeta muttered.
"Yup! I also know how to say smarter too!" Goku proudly stated.
"I had to work with him for weeks about that..." Chi-Chi muttered.
"The only problem is Christmas isn't till a few weeks," Piccolo said.
"Yup, and we made it to the championship and you guys didn't!" Bulma teased.
"Frieza you owe me 5 dollars!" Cell yelled.
"Argh!" Frieza growled.
"Since it's the last few days till school's over the fundraiser contest will truly begin!" Vegeta said.
"Too bad I won't be here to see the results," Trunks said.
"You're officially on our team!" Vegeta said.
'D***! I almost forgot about working with Maron' Bulma thought.
She looked at Maron and knew that's what she was also thinking.
"Now our plan can really start!" Chi-Chi said.
"Why am I even apart of this?" 18 asked.
"After school, we're gonna start getting sales now!" Chi-Chi said, ignoring 18.
After School, with the Boys-
Vegeta, Goku, Krillin, Tarble, Piccolo, and Trunks were at Vegeta's house.
"Thanks for letting in on your team, Vegeta!" Tarble said.
"Eh, anything to even out the team..." Vegeta mumbled.
"..."
"Ok, this is how things are going to go. Me and Kakarot are a team, Namek and Trunks, and Tarble and Baldy. We are going to knock on every door in town and demand that they buy our fattening chocolate!" Vegeta said.
"Yay! I'm with Vegeta!" Goku cheered.
"Shut up! I'm only pairing up with you cause we're the strongest!" Vegeta yelled.
"HEY!" Everyone else yelled.
"Sorry, but it's true," Vegeta said.
They got into pairs and separated to sell chocolate.
Meanwhile, with the girls-
"So, me and 18 are going to pair up, so you and Bulma will have to pair up," Chi-Chi said while giggling insanely.
Everyone looked crazily at her.
"..."
"WHAT?!" Chi-Chi screamed.
"Nothing!" Everyone yelled.
So, they split up to look for sales.
Maron and Bulma walked around the neighborhood in an awkward silence.
"I'll carry the chocolate, while you carry the flyers," Bulma said.
"What if I want to carry the chocolate?!" Maron demanded.
"I don't care! The chocolate's gonna get sold anyway," Bulma said.
"Noo...it seems to me that you're lacking of care will bring us nowhere," Maron stated.
"What the f*** are you talking about?!" Bulma demanded.
"I'm saiyang if you keep showing disinterest-"
"I'm not showing disinterest! What are you talking about?!"
They kept arguing while people stopped and looked at them.
With Goku and Vegeta-
Goku and Vegeta went to the first house they noticed.
Vegeta said, "Ok Kakarot, this is it! The first step on our road to spread diabetes, obesity, and even more shame to the human race!"
Goku knocked on the door, and Brolly answered it.
Goku said, "Good afternoon sir, my name is Goku, or Kakarot, could we interest you in some...chocolate?"
"Kakarot? Did you say, Kakarot?!" Brolly demanded
Vegeta answered, "Duh, so you want some with or without nuts?"
Brolly screamed, "Kakarot?! KAKAROT?! KAKARRRROOOOOOOT! KAKARRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
'Why did he have to say Kakarot?!' Vegeta thought.
They backed away from the screaming Brolly and bolted.
"RUUUUN!" Goku screamed.
With 18 and Chi-Chi-
They were hiding in the bushes, looking at Bulma and Maron arguing.
"This is not working out good..." Chi-Chi said.
"They always argue! What's the use of doing this if they'll just keep arguing?!" 18 yelled.
"18 hush! I can't hear! Soon, they'll make up and live happily ever after!" Chi-Chi said.
*Chi-Chi's fantasy*
Bulma: I just noticed we aren't selling any chocolate!
Maron: You're right! Our pointless fighting has got us nowhere! Let's be besties!
18 *wearing a dress*: Yaaay! Let's have a tea party
Bulma: Thanks to you, Chi-Chi we are happy again.
Vegeta, Krillin, and Piccolo: All Hail Princess Chi-Chi!
Goku: Oh Chi-Chi, my love, I am here to claim my undying love for you! Will you be my wife for all of eternity-
"I TOLD YOU, THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!" 18 screamed.
Chi-Chi humphed while crossing her arms, "You always ruin everything!"
Goku and Vegeta-
Vegeta knocked on the door, which revealed to be Raditz and Nappa
"What do you want, brats?!" Raditz demanded.
Goku said, "We're selling chocolate bars. Would you like to buy one?"
"That sounds awesome! Give us two!" Nappa said.
Vegeta said, "Here's your stupid chocolate bar,"
Vegeta tried to find a chocolate bar, but none was in his box.
"Kakarot?! What did you do to the chocolate?!" Vegeta yelled.
Goku said, "I think I ate it..."
Vegeta yelled, "YOU ATE THE CHOCOLATE?!"
"This is getting boring.." Raditz muttered as he slammed the door closed.
"Nevermind! The chocolate was in my box!" Goku laughed.
"...You are a true idiot, Kakarot," Vegeta said.
Brolly appeared nearby screaming, "KAKAROOOOOOOT! KAKARROOOOOT! KAKARRROOOOOOOOOOT!"
"RUUUUN!" Goku screamed as him and Vegeta were being chased by Brolly.
About an hour later-
Goku and Vegeta were walking around, sulking.
Vegeta sighed, "I can't understand what were doing wrong..."
Goku said, !I can't understand most things..."
Vegeta said, "There's something to this selling game were just not getting. Other people do it, I mean look at that!"
He pointed to a sign that says:
"Feel the Rainbow, Taste the Rainbow," Goku said.
"See?! How do they sell stuff so well?!" Vegeta yelled.
"Well, maybe if they didn't tell people to eat it, they wouldn't sell as many," Goku suggested.
"That's it, Kakarot! We've gotta threaten them to buy our candy!" Vegeta exclaimed.
"KAKAROOOOOT!" Brolly screamed.
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goclona chapter 15
pls post more these fics are great and not boring like all the others, you've got a constructive writing style that i like :) keep on the good work!
Me: Thank you! :)
goclona chapter 14
The bill is OVER 9000!
lol i like the flashback, that was cool.
Awesome can't wait 'till you right more :D
..l.. yamcha AND gt
Me: Thanks!
goclona chapter 12 .
baked cereal? wtf? lol :P
nice though
Me: XD I didn't know I put that!
goclona chapter 11
nice, lol :P
Me: Thanks
queenvicky99 chapter 15
Is it me or is it these chapters are getting funnier and funnier each time Vegeta totally kicked a $$ Bulma though. She had to give up that much money OH NO. Lol. Anyways Thanks you for the happy birthday , That made me feel special. Well until next time. Oh yeah I'm also waiting for so 17/m they get hit by a bus or something and have to go out in the other world while the chibis think about wishing them
Me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Vegeta: Do I have to say it...
Me: YES!
Vegeta: FINE! Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear queenvicky99, Happy Birthday to you!
Me: You are a terrible singer!
Vegeta: SHUT UP!
DragonBall787 chapter 15
I've beeen...(O-o)
Me: That was an accident...XD
applefanfic chapter 15
Lol WAKA WAKA! XD
Good chapter good chapter! *pats you on the back*
I give you OVER 9000 point/stars whateva. :3
Btw ignore the guest he/she isn't worth it! XD
That person is just a hater
BESIDES I LOVE TALEEM! XD
Mai is a luck LUCKY girl! XD
Me: Good Muppets reference, lol
gokuswag chapter 15
Cool story bro and are you gonna give android seventeen and eight teen their real names also where's Hercule and buy? Sorry if anything is spelled wrong typed on tablet at 6:30 in the morning need sleep zz.
Me: Thanks, and P.S- I'm a girl XD I don't mind though. Ima give 17 and 18 their names on 8th grade and Hercule and Buu...I forgot about them lol. I'll include them soon
roxyfire57 chapter 15
LOL that was so cute! Yayy the Veggie-Hug is back!
Me: YES! THE VEGGIE-HUG™ IS BACK!
Meanwhile-
"You know what?! This was a bad idea to begin with! I quit!" Bulma yelled.
Just then, they heard clapping.
It was a whole crowd, cheering.
"That was a very dramatic play! Good show!" A rich man said.
"I'd like to buy all of your chocolate bars!" A woman said.
"Me too!" Some voices said.
Bulma and Maron watched in wonder as many people held up money.
"We did it!" Maron cried.
"Yea!" Bulma agreed.
They cried in joy as they hugged each other.
"Yes! They're making up!" Chi-Chi cried as she shook 18 madly.
Just then Bulma and Maron paused for a while.
"..."
"Eww!" They both cried as they wiped their arms and shirts.
"Aww man!" Chi-Chi cried.
Meanwhile-
Vegeta and Goku showed up in front of a house.
Vegeta said, "Let me do all the work! And don't do anything till I say so!"
Goku said, "Ok!"
Vegeta rung the doorbell, and Arale answered.
"What's up?" Arale asked.
Goku greeted, "Hi Arale-"
Vegeta smacked his head, "Kakarot! Let me handle this!"
Goku whimpered while nodding his head.
Vegeta took a deep breath.
"..."
"BUY OUR CHOCOLATE RIGHT NOW OR I'M GONNA BLAST YOU TO BITS!" Vegeta yelled.
Arale blinked a few times before shouting, "OBOTCHAMAN!"
Obotchaman appeared asking, "What?"
Goku and Vegeta had confused looks on their faces.
"He's my boyfriend," Arale said.
Goku and Vegeta nodded understandably.
Arale said, "They're selling chocolate,"
"Chocolate?" Obotchaman asked
"Yeah!" Arale said.
"What, what are they selling?"
"Chocolates!"
"What?"
"CHOCOLATES!"
"I can't hear you!"
"THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATES!"
"They're selling chocolate?'
"YEAH!"
"What does that gotta do with me?" Obotchaman asked.
"I need money for it," Arale said.
"Chocolate is very unhealthy and fattening," Obotchaman said.
Vegeta said, "Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating. It's for..."
"You rub it on your skin and it makes you grow a bigger chest!" Goku finished.
"Really?! I want one!" Arale said as she snatched a dollar from Obotchaman.
Goku gave her a chocolate bar and she quickly ate it up.
"..."
"Hey...this is just a regular chocolate bar!" Arale yelled.
Goku gulped and Vegeta scoffed, "Of course it is! That's the way people make money, by demanding it...silly girl!"
Arale growled and Goku shook his head wildly, "Vegeta! You don't wanna make her mad..."
"Why? She's just a human female!" Vegeta said.
"No she not! She's an android!" Goku yelled.
Vegeta eyes went wide, "An android?!"
Goku nodded while backing away slowly.
"Kakarot...why are you-"
Arale yelled, "HAAA-"
10 min. Later-
Vegeta had a cast, a black eye patch, and some crutches on.
Goku stared at Vegeta for a few moments.
"...-"
"Don't...say...anything!" Vegeta yelled.
They walked over to another house, and Goku knocked on the door.
What happened next scarred Vegeta for life.
King Vegeta answered the door, "Yes?"
And the worst part is, he was completely naked except a small towel wrapped around his umm...private area.
Even his thighs were showing!
Vegeta's eyes went really wide, and his mouth was hanging open.
Goku wasn't phased at all.
"Uhhhh...Hi son," King Vegeta said.
Vegeta's expression didn't change.
Just then it got worse.
Vegeta's mom appeared wearing a very small jaguar bra and thong, wrapped her arms around King Vegeta and said, "What's the matter honey? I'm waiting..."
Just then she noticed Goku and Vegeta.
"..."
"OOOOHHH...So that's the difference between boys and girls..." Goku said.
"..."
1 hour later-
Vegeta and Goku were walking around the neighborhood in silence.
"Was it something I said?" Goku asked
Vegeta shook his head, "No, Kakarot...it's not your fault...I just had a very...traumatizing moment.."
They sat down in the park bench in silence.
Just then, Brolly appeared behind the bench.
"KAKARROOOOOOOTTT!" Brolly screamed.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Goku and Vegeta screamed.
"Get away!" Vegeta screamed.
"Please don't hurt us!" Goku cried
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Brolly laughed maniacally.
Goku and Vegeta backed up slowly.
"Finally! I've been trying to catch you boys all day! Now that I got you right where I want you...I'd like to buy all your chocolate!" Brolly said.
"..."
"NO!" Vegeta yelled.
"WHAT?!" Brolly yelled.
"I've gone through H*** and you caused most of it, chasing me all through the town! So no, you don't deserve a chocolate bar!" Vegeta yelled.
Brolly powered up to his Legandary Super Saiyan form (He only talks when he's in his base form, when he's a LSSJ, he only says Kakarot) while screaming, "KAKARROOOOT!"
"You've made him mad, Vegeta!" Goku yelped.
"I don't care! I'm sick of him, my parents, and the dumb fundraiser! And the worst part, where the f*** is Trunks, Tarble, Baldy, and Namek!" Vegeta yelled.
Meanwhile-
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I can't believe we fooled Goku and Vegeta into doing all the work!" Piccolo laughed.
Tarble laughed, "That was genius!"
Trunks snickered, "I wonder what they're doing right now,"
Krillin said, "Stop wondering and let's play the ps4!"
Back to Goku and Vegeta-
"KAKARRROOOOT!" Brolly manically roared as he chased Goku and Vegeta.
"Do you think we're losing him?!" Goku yelled.
"No!" Vegeta yelled back.
Just then they spotted Bulma, Maron, 18, and Chi-Chi.
"Look out!" Goku yelled they all ran into each other.
They all fell down, and Brolly tripped all over them, "KAKARROOOOT!"
He took a nasty fall, causing him to revert to his base form and pass out.
"Mmph!" The girls yelled.
"Whoops!" Goku said as he and Vegeta got off them.
"Goku! What are you doing?! Chi-Chi yelled.
Goku chuckled while scratching his head, "Just hanging around!"
Vegeta grabbed Bulma's shoulders as he yelled, "Bulma, I give up! I had the nost horrible day! I'd rather join your team! You know what, I'm going to join your team!"
Bulma stared wide eyed at him, "Are you ok?"
"No! I saw my parents practically naked!" Vegeta yelled, "I hate fundraisers!"
(He was not gonna tell them about Arale)
18 asked, "You saw your parents naked?!"
Vegeta nodded, "It's the most disgusting thing I've ever saw..."
"You know what? You're right! This fundraiser is tearing us apart! I'm going to use all my monthly allowance money, and give it to the school as all of us!" Bulma said.
"Yaaaay!" Everyone cheered.
"And everyone was happy!" Goku said.
Just then Arale appeared.
"I'm not done with you yet!" Arale yelled at Vegeta.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Everyone screamed.
Next Time- Championship (Girls)
There, I made an Arale appearance, happy?!
Chapter 17: Championship (Girls)
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing!
Chapter 17: Championship (Girls)
Girls Team:
PG- Bulma
SG- 18
SF- Zangya
PF- Mai
C- Celeria
Subs: ?
"This is it...our last game...we've gone through so much this season, and learned a lot about each other...and we can only hope this will reunite-
"Uhh...Daddy?" Celeria asked.
"Yes, Celeria?" King Vegeta said.
"Why are you talking to yourself at 3:00 am?!" Celeria asked.
Indeed, King Vegeta was at his office room, while talking to himself which woke up Celeria.
"Uhh...no reason! Just go back to sleep!" King Vegeta said.
At North High Elementary Shenlongs, Girls Championship Game, vs. South High Elementary Dinosaurs-
"Ok! This is our chance to shine! And prove that girls are awesome too!" King Vegeta announced.
"YEA!" All the girls yelled.
Just then, the boys (And a few girls) came in to wish everyone luck.
"Good luck!" Goku said.
"Make sure you beat those awful Dinosaurs!" Chi-Chi said.
"I'll make sure of it!" 18 said.
"You better.." 17 said.
"Kill them!" Piccolo yelled.
"Agreed," Celeria said.
"Rip their intestines out, and play jump rope with it, and shove it back down their throats!" Vegeta yelled while cackling evilly.
"..."
"That's too much..." Bulma said.
They awkwardly went back to the bleachers, and the girls got ready to play.
"..."
"I don't even know where he got that evil laugh and personality from..." King Vegeta said.
"..."
"Now, we all know our positions and listen right here. This is about winning, not having fun. Not everyone is a winner if you try your best! And make sure to be a mega sore winner when we win!" King Vegeta said.
"YAAAAAAAY" All the girls cheered.
Meanwhile, the Ginyu Force was hacking the lights and setting everything up.
"Kitten, you sure this will be one step forward into popularity?" Jeice asked.
"Did you just call me 'Kitten'?" Ginyu asked.
"No, Kitten, I said Captain," Jeice said.
Burter and Recoome snickered.
Ginyu growled, "Curse your Space Australian accent!"
The game was about to start, and Goku, Vegeta, Trunks, and Brolly got lots of snacks and sat down.
"Aww...you cleared the snack bar!" Krillin whined.
"Saiyans have to have the necessary nutritional value," Vegeta said.
"That's candy, chocolate, popcorn, and soda!" Cell yelled, "How is that nutritional?!"
"..."
"It's food..." Goku stated.
Just then, the Dinosaurs came out and started their warm ups.
"Argh...I hate those foul beasts!" Vegeta growled.
"What was that, short stuff?" 13 asked.
"Oh...it's you," Vegeta hissed.
"SAIYAN!" Hatchiyack screamed.
"KAKARROT!" Brolly screamed back.
"Yup, and I came here to see my girlfriends beat yours," 13 said.
"Girlfriends?" Chi-Chi asked.
"That's right, sugar, All five of my girlfriends. You can be number 6," 13 winked.
Just then, for the first time, Goku felt threatened.
"No! She MY girlfriend!" Goku yelled while crushing Chi-Chi to his chest.
"Mmph! Mmph!" Chi-Chi muffled.
"Not now, Chi-Chi," Goku said, "If you even touch or speak to her, I'm going Super Saiyan on you!" Goku yelled as he dragged Chi-Chi to the other side of the bleachers.
Everyone was dead silent.
"..."
"Gosh, who knew Goku could be like that..." Krillin muttered.
"I know...it's like seeing a complete new person," Piccolo said.
"Yea, this is getting very strange..." Tarble said.
"I didn't know Kakarot had it in him.." Vegeta wondered.
Just then the Shenlongs came out, ready to play...
Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
goclona chapter 16
nice! just wondering where's Tienshinhan? Haven't seen him for some time
good chapter.
lol
Me: Sorry! I forgot a bunch of characters :(. I was too busy planning out 8th Grade, I got sidetracked with the others. I'll include them in..hmm...two more chapters, after the Trunks saga.
Girl suck dick chapter 16
Taleem sucks ass who ever create this bitch ass ñigga is an derping cunt sucker
Me: Ok, I'm just gonna ignore you cause that isn't even a proper review (I'm black and all, but still, have respect)
King Fullbuster chapter 1
Also how is he sexist? Stop sucking Mirai Trunks cock!
King Fullbuster chapter 16
Guest shut up! Omfg! You're ruining this story with your lame ass rping! Trunks is an asshole! READ THE FUCKING STORY! YOU'RE AN
MT FANBOY HOW IS HE BEING MEAN TO TRUNKSFOR NOT LETTING HIM HAVE HIS GIRLFRIEND THATS DUMB ASS HELL! AND HE DOESNT AFFECT ANYBODY AND ONLY APPEARS CERTAIN TIMES DO YOU KNOW WHAT A STU IS?OR ARE YOU TALKING OUT YOUR ASS, YOU LOOK PATHETIC FOR BASHING A FICITIONAL CHARACTER! SERIOUSLY MIRAI TRUNKS HAS BEEN A CUNT THE WHOLE TIME WILL YOU JUST-AGH! Anyway please put more M/17
Me and Vegeta: O_O
Vegeta: DragonBall787 is temporarily paralyzed, but she's deeply sorry about all this drama between her reviewers.
queenvicky99 chapter 16
Ummmmm I don't know who Aarale is so I'm I love this story , It made my bday even more funny. I love that you did a spongebob theme to it.I was cracking my butt and thanks for the Happy birthday and Song from Vegeta. (even though he sucks at sing .*smriks and looks at Vegeta*)I feel so loved ! OMG i feel so bad for poor Vegeya.I know how gross and disturbing it is to have to see King Vegeta and his the Queen naked .If it was me I would have WTF really Goku quote Oh so that the difference between a boy and girl" REALLY! That was to funny .I was dying from laughter when I read I'm all done herd so Byez and Thanks again and also can't wait until next update! !
Vegeta *blushes*: I was forces to sing! She threatened to-
Me *slaps Vegeta*: Uhh...I didn't do nothing! *innocent look*...And your welcome! :)
Guest chapter 16
Meh well I like this fic but in all honesty I enjoyed reading all your other fics more but this is still good it's jus I feel like there's something missing though that's definitely notYamcha but I dnt know what it is. But either way I'm gonna keep reading and I can't wait for ur 8th grade fic too!
Me: It's probably Tien, Turles, Hercule, and Buu. I'll include them later. And maybe you're missing Raditz and Nappa. Well, its kinda confusing cause they're like 5 years older until Middle School where they turn into chibis... so it's probably Raditz and Nappa missing.
Guest chapter 16
No, I like you, and your story.
However Taleem I dislike because:
* Taleem is mean to Trunks, my favorite character.
* Taleem is sexist and treats Mai like his personal property.
* Taleem is a Gary Stu
* Taleem is a homopobe,
* Taleem is ugly
*Taleem is back in class with a bandaged crotch, once again stalking Trunks in class*
Taleem: That no good purpleheaded punk will look a wuss in front of everyone once I scare him with this ghost costume. It'll be as easy as...
*Arale walks by, with a piece of scat on a stick*
Taleem: easy as...taking candy from a baby
*Taleem snatches the stick, and swallows the poo on it), then puts a bedsheet with eyeholes covered, and advances towards Trunks and Mai who are sitting together in class*
Taleem: ooooohhh,
Trunks: What a lame costume.
Mai: It looks kinda like a whale almost.
Bojack: Yar ho ho, it be Moby Dick the great white whale, me Old eneme he naught be gettin' away today!
*Bojack starts tossing harpoons at Taleem*
Taleem: *as the harpoons hit his butt* Ow, Ow, and Owch my fanny! *Jumps out the window, closely followed by Bojack*
Trunks: That wasn't Moby Dick, just a Dick.
Vegeta: I have a question: 1) How do you what know Taleem looks like. This is a fanfiction... 2) How is he a homophobe? A homophobe is Someone who repeatedly whines that homosexuals endanger family values and the sanctity of marriage, until outed as a closet case, desperately afraid of the gay person looking back in the mirror.
Someone who calls homosexuality a "lifestyle choice" but their own biology disagrees. Taleem never said anything about being gay (Well, he called Frieza gay, but he's Frieza)
3) He's not sexist, then he'll mistreat any girl he sees. Like Bulma, Chi-Chi, Celeria, etc. He's never done that. And Taleem's just trying to do what any boyfriend/girlfriend does: Tell the other person to back off, they're taken.
4) Trunks is my fav character too, but I don't hate Taleem. He didnt do anything wrong. Trunks was...I hope you'll understand soon.
roxyfire57 chapter 16
LOL! This is the spongebob parody right? About Patrick and SpongeBob selling chocolate. I found it so familiar! If I remember correctly I read about Arale in dbz multiverse. She is part of Akira's earlier manga thing right? Correct me if I'm wrong... Anyway that was a really funny chapter! Broly was so funny! I thought he should be in school with them..?
Me: Yea, Arale is an android and she's in the manga, Dr. Slump. And yes, this is from SpongeBob XD And Brolly is in school with them. They were selling chocolate after school.
applefanfic chapter 16
Pfffffftttt...XD And yes I am happy Arale made an appearance!
LOL! VEGETA GOT THE SNOT BEATED OUT OF HIM :3
HE SAW HIS PARENTS NAKED! OMFG GIRL YOU LIKE TORTURING VEGGIE!? XD LEAVE HIM ALONE X0
YOU GOT THIS FROM SPONGEBOB DIDN'T YOUUUUUUUUUUUU?
GREAT CHAPTER! WHY AM I YELLING!? I GUESS CUZ I'M CRAZY! XD
Me: Sorry about torturing Veggie...I'll make it up to him soon.
Piccolo: And that was Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
1st Quarter-
They did the jump ball sequence, and the Shenlongs got the ball.
"Go Shenlongs!" People cheered.
18 dribbled the ball down, and passed it to Bulma, who made a three.
"Yes!" Cell cheered.
"Why are you so happy?" Vegeta growled.
"Jeez, I'm not interested in a human...unlike you.. I was cheering cause I'm now winning my bet!" Cell said.
"Grr..." Frieza growled.
Vegeta humped, and got back to watching the game.
18 dodged the girl guarding her, and did a successful layup.
17 and Dr. Gero smirked proudly.
"Why are you smiling?" Bardock asked.
"I'm just happy that my creation turned out well.." Dr. Gero said.
"You mean by that robot you fell in love with..." Bardock snickered.
Dr. Gero's face saddened, "...Yes,"
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bardock laughed
Everyone stopped to look at him.
"Honey...you're causing a scene..." Gine embarrassingly hid her face on Bardock's shoulder.
Bardock texted something to King Vegeta who busted out laughing a few seconds later.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" King Vegeta laughed.
"..."
Dr. Gero started sobbing...very loudly.
Everyone covered their ears as he wailed.
A few shots later, the score was 12-13, with the Dinosaurs winning.
2nd Quarter-
It was the 2nd Quarter, and the score now was 23-20, with the Shenlongs winning.
Chi-Chi was enjoying the attention she got from Goku.
The only problem is that he was squeezing her a little too tight and glaring at 13.
"Goku? Sweetie?" Chi-Chi asked, "Could you loosen up-"
Goku shushed Chi-Chi and kept glaring at 13.
Chi-Chi sighed and just relaxed. At least he's hugging her...kinda.
13 was shaking his head at the game. He did not want the Shenlongs to win...
Piccolo and Krillin was busy playing Rock Paper Scissors.
"Dang it!" Krillin yelled, "How can you always win?!"
Piccolo just chuckled as he read Krillin's next choice in his mind.
Zangya made a shot in and Bojack cheered.
"ARRGH! THAT'S ME GIRL! ARGH ARGH ARGH ARRGH!" Bojack yelled.
"I think he's watching Mr. Krabs too much.." Trunks sighed.
The 2nd Quarter ended with the score 36-34, with the Shenlongs winning.
Halftime-
The Ginyu Force ran out to the center of the gym and did their poses.
"Recoome!"
"Burter!"
"Jeice!"
"Guldo!"
"Ginyu!"
"We are the Ginyu Force!" They all yelled.
Everyone was dead silent.
"..."
"Ahem...Now let's get to the main event!" Ginyu announced.
Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal came on, blasting through the gym.
"Oh this is my jam!" Ginyu said, dancing.
"HA HA! Shamone!" Recoome yelled.
"Hee hee!" Jeice sang while thrusting his pelvis.
Everyone had their mouths wide open.
"...Are they gonna sing Michael Jackson?!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.
"SHUT UP!" The Ginyu Force yelled.
"..."
"Now, let's get this started!" Ginyu announced.
The spotlight focused it's attention to the Ginyu Force, who suddenly had Michael Jackson based clothes and gravitational shoes.
"As he came into the window
It was the sound of a crescendo
He came into her apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet
She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom!" Ginyu sang.
"I'm starting to like this song!" Frieza said, bobbing his head.
"Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK, Annie?
Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK, Annie?
Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK, Annie?
Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK,?
Are you OK, Annie?" Burter sang fastly (He was the only one that could say the quick enough)
"Who's Annie?" Vegeta asked
"(Annie, are you OK?)
(will you tell us that you're OK)
(there's a sign in the window)
(that he struck you a crescendo Annie)
(he came into your apartment)
(he left the bloodstains on the carpet)
(then you ran into the bedroom)
(you were struck down)
(it was your doom)" The Ginyu Force sang together.
"Who's Annie?!" Vegeta yelled.
"Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK Annie?
Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK Annie?
Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK Annie?
You've been hit by
You've been hit by
A smooth criminal" Burter sang.
"Are you deaf?! Who's Annie?!" Vegeta yelled.
"So they came into the outway
It was Sunday, what a black day
Mouth to mouth resuscitation
Sounding heartbeats intimidations!" Recoome sang.
"Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK Annie?
Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK Annie?
Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK Annie?
Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK Annie?" Burter sang.
Vegeta growled in frustration.
"(Annie, are you OK?)
(will you tell us that you're OK)
(there's a sign in the window)
(that he struck you a crescendo Annie)
(he came into your apartment)
(he left the bloodstains on the carpet)
(then you ran into the bedroom)
(you were struck down)
(it was your doom)" Ginyu sang.
"(Annie, are you OK?)
(so, Annie, are you OK?)
(are you OK Annie?)
(you've been hit by)
(you've been struck by
A smooth criminal)" The Ginyu Force sang
"OK, I want everybody to clear the area right now!" Ginyu yelled.
"The gym is clear, stupid!" Cell yelled.
Suddenly fog (smoke) appeared, choking people's throats.
"My throat..." Krillin choked.
Suddenly, back up dancers appeared (with revealing clothes) dancing to the beat.
"Who invited those hot girls?!" Master Roshi yelled while trying to run up the stage.
Jeice was whistling to the beat, which made Piccolo cover his ears, and scream, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Nice singing, Piccolo!" Jeice complimented.
"That's not singing..." Piccolo cried.
Ginyu did the anti gravitational lean, but it would've been more impressive if he didn't fall.
"Oof!" Ginyu yelled.
A few people snickered.
Ginyu quickly got back up and started singing again.
"Aaow!
(Annie, are you OK?)
I don't know!
(will you tell us, that you're OK)
I don't know!
(there's a sign in the window)
I don't know!
(that he struck you a crescendo Annie)
I don't know!
(he came into your apartment)
I don't know!
(left bloodstains on the carpet)
I don't know why baby!
(then you ran into the bedroom)
I don't know!
(you were struck down)
(it was your doom, Annie!)" The Ginyu Force sang with Jeice being the lead.
"WHO'S ANNIE?!" Vegeta yelled.
"(Annie, are you OK?)
Dang gone it, baby!
(will you tell us, that you're OK)
Dang gone it, baby!
(there's a sign in the window)
Dang gone it, baby!
(that he struck you a crescendo Annie)
Hoo! hoo!
(he came into your apartment)
Dang gone it!
(left bloodstains on the carpet)
Hoo! hoo! hoo!
(then you ran into the bedroom)
Dang gone it!
(you were struck down)
(it was your doom, Annie!)
Aaow!" Ginyu sang, with the rest as backup as he finished the song.
Fireworks exploded, and sparkles and flowers were everywhere.
The Ginyu Force was in their poses, panting heavily.
Frieza blushed in embarrassment, "Why did I hire them to be my men..." he whispered.
A few people clapped, and that was good enough to get them hyped.
"We did it!" Jeice cried.
"We're awesome!" Ginyu said.
"We should totally Whitney Houston next!" Burter said.
"I recorded all of it!" Guldo cried.
"SHUT UP GULDO!" The Ginyu Force yelled.
"Recoome!" Recoome cried.
"..."
"One more time!" Goku happily called out.
"NO!" Everyone screamed.
The Ginyu Force left, with a long silence after that.
"..."
"WHO THE F*** IS ANNIE?!" Vegeta screamed.
3rd Quarter-
The 3rd Quarter started, with the Dinosaurs going first.
While they were playing, Chi-Chi finally got out of Goku's grip, "Goku! I'm not leaving you for 13!"
Goku blinked, "You aren't?"
Chi-Chi shook her head, "No Goku, I love you for who you are, and that's that,"
"..."
Goku smiled wide as he hugged Chi-Chi and they sat down together, holding hands.
13 gritted his teeth in anger as he looked at Goku and Chi-Chi.
He decided to put his plan in...now.
He smirked as he charged up a small, but powerful ki blast, and aimed it right..at...
"Ow!" Zangya yelled as she tripped and fell down.
Everyone stopped to look at Zangya.
"ARGH!" Bojack yelled as he ran up to her, "ARE YE OK?!"
"I just got hit by a ki blast..." Zangya explained while holding her ankle in pain.
"ARRGH! I SHALL CRUSH WHO EVER YE DID THIS!" Bojack roared.
13 chuckled while walking out, his job was done.
Bojack growled as he looked at 13's smirking face.
He made sure his gf's ankle was wrapped up, and made a dash for 13.
"ARRGH! I'M BOJACK THE PIRATE!" Bojack screamed as he tackled 13 outside, and beat him up.
The ref told King Vegeta, "Do you have any subs to replace Zangya? She is unable to play and you need another person...or the game goes to the Dinosaurs.
King Vegeta chuckled sheepishly as everyone glared at him.
Flashback-
"Why aren't there any subs?" asked Bulma.
"All the other girls don't wanna play..plus also, who's stupid enough to get hurt?" King Vegeta responded.
"..."
"Now, time to get your uniforms!" King Vegeta said.
End Flashback-
King Vegeta groaned in frustration and started to look for a sub.
Meanwhile, everyone was taking a break, as the 4th quarter was starting in a minute.
4th Quarter-
King Vegeta looked everywhere. He couldn't find any available girls!
King Vegeta pictured his trophy and money, all down the drain.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" King Vegeta screamed.
Everyone stopped to look at him.
"Jeez, it's just a game.." Piccolo muttered.
Meanwhile, Frieza was laughing it up.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!" He laughed.
King Cold started chuckling too.
That's when King Vegeta got the perfect idea
He grabbed Frieza, and dragged him to the locker room.
"What are you doing?!" Frieza yelled.
"You're the new replacement!" King Vegeta said.
"WHAT?! I'm not a girl!" Frieza yelled.
"I don't care! You look like one anyway!" King Vegeta yelled as he forced a basketball uniform on him.
"I'm gonna tell everyone I'm a boy!" Frieza yelled.
"Then I'm gonna make you repeat 2nd grade!" King Vegeta threatened.
"Argh!" Frieza yelled while running out of the locker room.
"Get him!" King Vegeta yelled.
"I'm a boy!" Frieza said as he ran to the ref.
"Hi Frieza! Who's my little princess?" King Cold asked.
"Daddy! Not now!" Frieza yelled while blushing.
"Haha...that's funny, little girl, now run along to your team.." the ref said.
"You idiot! I said, I'm not-"
All their girls tackled Frieza and drug him to their side.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Frieza yelled.
5 min later-
Frieza blushed as he stood on his spot while the rest of the girls were playing.
All the Z Fighters were cracking up laughing. Piccolo was filming the whole thing with Cell.
Frieza growled, "This is ridiculous..."he muttered.
After a few plays and shots, it was the last 2 seconds. (He just followed everyone else around the court).
Just then a ball came flying onto his hand, and a girl basically tacked him.
"What the f***?!" Frieza yelled as he was knocked down.
The ref blew his whistle and Frieza had to take one free throw.
"Frieza! If you shoot this one basket, we'll be ahead of the Dinosaurs!" King Vegeta said.
Frieza looked at the score: 40-40.
"Come on, Frieza!" Mai yelled.
"Shoot the ball!" Zangya called.
"I can't believe I'm saiyan this but...kill them Frieza!" Vegeta yelled.
"It's easy!" Cell yelled.
To Frieza's surprise, people actually started to cheer for him.
Bulma said, "All you have to do is calculate the angle, and the arch that you make, while getting into the right posi-"
18 covered her mouth, "Just shoot,"
"You can do it, Princess!" King Cold called.
People started snickering.
"Ha! Princess.." Cooler snickered.
Raditz and Nappa started laughing.
Frieza growled as he looked at his brother, 'He's such a prick..'
Frieza sighed as he looked at the hoop. He gulped as it looked like it was 100 ft. tall.
"What a loser, can't even shoot a hoop!" Cooler yelled.
Just then, that was Frieza's breaking point.
"That's it! This has been the most embarrassing day of my life! I'm out!" Frieza yelled while turning around, and tossing the ball off his shoulder.
To everyone's surprise, the ball landed on the hoop, and started rolling around the rim, veeerrryyy sllooowwllly.
Everyone was dead silent in anticipation.
Frieza was busy grumbling to himself while walking away.
"..."
"COME ON AND GET IN THE HOOP ALREADY!" Vegeta screamed.
Surprisingly, the ball listened to Vegeta and went in.
People started screaming and cheering, knowing that the game was over.
The buzzer rung, and green confetti started falling down.
Frieza felt himself rising, as Zarbon, Dodoria, and Cui lifted him up.
"I did it!" Frieza cried.
King Vegeta snatched the trophy and the money, and did the touchdown dance.
"Go pancakes! Go pancakes!" King Vegeta sang.
"Hey! That's my dance!" Vegeta yelled.
"That's my princess! My only son!" King Cold called.
Cooler coughed and growled.
King Cold looked down at him, "Who are you?!"
Jeice clapped happily and jumped up and down as he exclaimed, "Lord Frieza did it, Kitten!"
Ginyu nodded, "This calls for a celebration!"
"Yea!" Burter and Recoome agreed.
Guldo just kept his mouth shut.
"Hee hee!" Jeice sang.
Just then, Smooth Criminal came on and the Ginyu Force started dancing.
Goku appeared beside them, and started dancing too.
"Shamoon (Shamone)!" Goku sang.
Trunks was about to go up and dance with them, but Vegeta grabbed his shoulder, "Don't embarrass me boy..."
Trunks chuckled and nodded.
Bulma walked up to them, "Nonsense, Vegeta! Let him dance!"
Vegeta yelled, "He'll ruin my Saiyan pride!"
Bulma slapped the back of his head, "You and your pride!"
Trunks smirked as he saw both his parents smiling.
Piccolo got up and stretched, "Finally, the game is over!" he yawned.
"Got that right!" Krillin yawned.
"ARRGH! I'M BOJACK THE PIRATE!" Bojack bellowed.
"KAKARROT!" Brolly yelled.
"SAIYAN!" Hatchiyack yelled.
Tien appeared as he said, "I can't believe the author forgot about me..."
Tarble said, "She says that she's planning on bringing Turles back in a few chapters.."
Celeria yelled, "I knew something was missing: My boyfriend!"
So, everyone celebrated their victory in happiness as the girls finally won a championship, and proved capable of anything, thanks to Frieza...
Next Time: Trunks' Wish
Chapter 18: Trunks' Wish
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing!
Chapter 18: Trunks' Wish
It was Christmas Eve, not too long after the big championship.
Trunks woke up, smiling. Tomorrow would be his favorite holiday, Christmas.
Trunks' smile faltered a little. He wanted to spend it with his parents and sister.
It's not like he disliked his Chibi parents, it was just that they were his age! Of course it was fun, but he missed getting into mischief with Goten, annoying his dad, his annlying sister, and getting kisses and hugs from his mom.
He decided to call his mom in a little bit.
He ate some pancakes (His favorite food) and went into his mom's lab.
"Hey mom..whatcha doin?" Trunks asked.
"I'm making a multiverse machine," Bulma said.
'I remember that..and the chaos me and Goten caused as we brought Elmo, Ronald McDonald, and Barney back...' Trunks thought.
"I'm going out to the park," Trunks called as he got his winter stuff on.
"Ok, if you see your dad terrorizing kids or sulking somewhere, tell him I said hi," Bulma said.
"Okay..." Trunks said as he quickly went out.
He walked to the park and saw Mai and Taleem feeding ducks.
"Hey, Toots," Trunks said sitting in between Taleem and Mai.
"Dude, you know that's my girlfriend, right?" Taleem asked.
"Duh," Trunks said.
"Then why do you try to make a move on her? She's taken!" Taleem said.
"I think she deserves someone better, aka: Me," Trunks said.
"You're going to be leaving soon! How do you get satisfaction?!" Taleem said.
Trunks' face took a slightly sad expression and he stiffened his body. He wasn't very good at hiding his expression like his dad.
"I actually don't know if my family's coming for Christmas..." Trunks said.
He then felt someone hugging him. It was Mai.
"I hope they come for Christmas..." Mai said.
Trunks smiled and hugged her back.
They kept hugging for a while, and Taleem cleared his throat.
"AHEM!" Taleem screamed.
They separated and Mai said, "I was just comforting him..."
"For 10 minutes? Really?" Taleem said.
Trunks said, "Calm down, it was a hug. I didn't hold her hand or anything.."
While he was talking, his hand slipped through Mai's.
Taleem gasped and narrowed his eyes, "You b*****d!"
Rule 7199: In PreK-5th Grade, holding hands is equivalent to a kiss. Don't hold nobody's hand unless they're single or you're interested with them.
Mai blushed heavily and took her hand away.
"Dude, it was an accident!" Trunks said.
"I'm gonna pound you so hard!" Taleem yelled.
Trunks busted out laughing, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GAY!"
(AN- Taleem is NOT gay! I repeat this was just a fragment of Trunks' dirty mind!)
Piccolo: Its now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
roxyfire57 chapter 17
I had no idea what song was that. LOL Vegeta is so sadistic! I always wondered how Jeice had a Australian accent... Poor Tien, Turles and Taleem. Haha do you have something against guys whose names start with T? Poor Taleem, Trunks supporters are against him. I am a Trunks lover too but he is going to return to his time soon, and Mai in his time is probably was older and happily married (unless like in battle of gods, she gets turned young). I never quite got Frieza's gender... I mean, Piccole is asexual but everyone puts him in the male category as he is masculine. But Frieza's like an odd mix of both.
Me: Next chapter is the end of the Trunks saga (Finally!) And I'll probably NEVER mention him again (Thank God!)
roxyfire57 chapter 17
HAHA FRIEZA'S A PRINCESS XD
I never minded people calling me a guy and I think guys shouldn't mind being called a girl too because both genders should be equally treated and if guys hate being called girls then they look down on us as the inferior gender and that just sucks and I'm off topic here aren't I yes I am...
Anyways AWESOME CHAPTER CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT YAYY
Me:
Me: Well, there is some physical differences between a boy and a girl, I think in the mental state, we're the same (Unless girls is a bit smarter, hey its true in my school. Im considered a genius XD)
batguy92 chapter 17
Great chapter, just wanted im writing a dbz fanfic and wondered if youd be interested in reading it when i publish it soon?
Me: Sure, I'd read it
queenvicky99 chapter 17
OMFG, This was the best chapter should I start .Poor Veggie , I not going to ask about the whole force thing but you should go see someone for Annie is a made up character in the song DUH. Lol Frieza poor gir...I mean he did *insert we did song and dance from dora*I just want to say this to the other reviewer,"Can you guys plz stop with the fighting, We all have things to say but plz keep some things to ur self .To sum it up NO ONE CARES!"Anyway love your story and can't wait for the next I will be look out for 8th grade ! Oh for Vegeta *gives pancake *You need this to calm down! ! Well see ya
Me: I can't wait for 8th grade too! ^_^ And yes, next chapter will solve everything! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Guest chapter 17
Nice update! I jus wanna say I think Taleem is pretty badass like more so in the 6th and 7th grade he was really cool and I think If the other guest stopped thinking of her love for Trinks and wanting him to get whatever he wanted they would probably realise that Taleem is bad ass even if a lil less so in this grade than the future ones his still real cool and I sorta wish he was mentioned more in this and acted a lil more like he did in 6th and 7th in this one but doesn't really matter cause I'm sure whatever you do will be great (although a lil more Veggie is always real nice to read) anyway can't wait for ur next update and ur 8th grade fic!
Me: The only reason I didnt mention him lately was cause of the flame wars there was in the past few chapters. So, I decided to wait till everything cools down...AND HURRY UP AND SHOVE TRUNKS BACK INTO THE FUTURE! I mean, I didnt think Trunks fans would go completely insane...gosh.
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Taleem growled and tackled Trunks and started punching him.
Mai gasped and looked around for help.
Taleem was getting a few hits before Trunks powered up.
"HAAAAAAAAA!" Trunks screamed as his force pushed Taleem out of the way, and he turned into a Super Saiyan.
"Now...Let's get serious!" Trunks yelled as he took out his sword.
Trunks did a few awesome sword moves to impress people, and started charging towards Taleem.
Trunks raised his sword but realized it was gone.
"What the?"
Vegeta appeared, with the sword in his hand, "Trunks, what would your mother say if she saw you slay a kid?"
Trunks yelled, "But Dad! This is for love!"
Vegeta said, "Really? A taken girl who was just fine before you came? You're starting to act like Yamcha! This is not how I raised you!...In the future!"
Trunks went quiet as he heard his real father's voice in there, "You're right..I'm sorry,"
Piccolo screamed from the bushes, "AWW MAN! I wanted to film all the blood! Thanks a lot Vegeta!"
Vegeta flew with Trunks to Capsule Corp.
On the way Trunks asked, "Are you going to tell mom?"
Vegeta sighed, "What choice do I have?"
Trunks groaned in despair.
'Did I really affect my Chibi parents? They're staring to act like my real parents!' Trunks thought.
Vegeta told Bulma everything, and she ended up fainting on the spot.
While Bulma was in bed, Vegeta left after bidding Trunks goodbye.
Now Trunks was on the phone with his future mom.
"Will you be able to pick me up for Christmas?" Trunks asked.
"I don't know, Trunks...there's still a few parts I still need-"
Trunks then exploded, "I've been waiting for 3 months to get home! And you can't even show up for Christmas!? You're the worst mom ever!"
And he promptly hung up.
He ran to his room and started bawling.
All he wanted was to see his family for Christmas.
(AN: Ok, for the haters out there that say Trunks is OOC. Trunks is still a kid. He's 8 years old! I bet you would be crying if you couldn't see your family for Christmas!)
He then saw a shooting star from his window.
He said, "Santa, I wish I could see my family tomorrow..."
The star twinkled and Trunks knew what he had to do.
Next Time- Back to the Future (Christmas)
Don't worry, as always, it's gonna be a good ending. I just wanted you guys to see the wrong Trunks did, cause it didn't seem like you understood, so I made Vegeta do it. But, he'll eventually overcome it, and get a good ending. I decided to turn this whole future idea into one big lesson in life: Don't take what you got for granted and see things from someone else's point of view sometimes. Review your opinions and I'll update soon :) P.S- This is NOT drama. It is a lesson everyone has to learn eventually. Drama is unnecessary fighting and arguing. This is NOT overdramatic in the slightest...well maybe the Piccolo part is...
Chapter 19: Back to the Future (Christmas)
Disclaimer: I don't own anything!
Chapter 19: Back to the Future (Christmas)
Trunks woke up, and noticed it was finally Christmas.
Instead of feeling happy, he felt kind of sad.
But, he knew what he had to do.
He dodged his grandma's view as he got his coat on, and walked to his dad's house.
He knocked on the door.
King Vegeta answered, "Merry Christmas, Trunks!"
Trunks put a small smile on his face, "Thanks grandpa,"
King Vegeta urged him in and said, "Would you like to see your presents?"
Trunks nodded and he gaped surprised as he had presents as high as the Christmas tree.
He then saw his dad, uncle, and aunt's presents. They were only half as tall.
Trunks now felt bad for what he caused.
"Grandpa, I don't want my presents..." Trunks said.
"WHAT?!" Everyone yelled.
Vegeta, Tarble, and Celeria rushed downstairs.
Vegeta shook Trunks madly, "What's wrong with you?!"
Trunks said, "I realized that I caused a bunch of problems in this household. Grandpa, I want you to split all my presents equally between my dad, uncle, and aunt,"
They all gasped, but Trunks interrupted them.
"But, I do request one thing.." Trunks said.
"Y-Yes?" King Vegeta asked, shocked.
"Make sure you pay more attention to your kids...they look like they really need it," Trunks said.
"Of course..." King Vegeta said.
Trunks nodded and started to walk out.
He then felt someone hug him.
It was Celeria.
"Thank you...and I'm sorry I wasn't very kind to you," Celeria whispered.
Trunks blushed as he said, "No, it's my fault...I was a jerk about it.."
Vegeta asked, "Where are you going?"
Trunks said, "I'll be fixing things...I'll be home in about an hour.."
After he left, King Vegeta said, "Listen..I'm sorry I've been neglecting you for a while.."
"You mean our whole lives?" Tarble asked.
"Yes...and I promise to treat you guys equally for the rest of your lives," King Vegeta said as he hugged all of his kids.
Vegeta blushed and yelled, "Saiyan warriors don't hug!"
King Vegeta said, "I've seen you hug Bulma more times than I could count,"
Vegeta blushed as he yelled, "FATHER!"
Meanwhile-
Trunks knocked on Mai's door.
She answered and gasped, "Trunks-"
Trunks interrupted her, "I'm sorry I've put you into an uncomfortable position...I know it's hard when some guy tries to come between you and your boyfriend...I will always treasure you in my memories forever though..."
Before she said a word, Trunks pecked Mai's cheek, and flew away.
Mai just gaped at the air, blushing furiously.
While Trunks was flying, he met up with Taleem.
"What are you doing here?" Taleem hissed.
"I could ask the same to you, we're both in the air," Trunks responded, "But I was wanting to apologize for getting in between you and your girlfriend,"
Taleem paused for a minute before he said, "Sorry Trunks but I can't forgive you, you came here and treated your family like crap and you don't know when to take a hint, In other words you're a douche,"
Taleem flew off and Trunks growled.
Trunks muttered, "Please, he knows nothing of my family! He needs to get a life! But I'm not gonna worry about it...I can still kick his a**! What a coward, can't face me like a man..."
With that, he flew off to Capsule Corp.
At C.C-
It was still daylight when Trunks landed at Capsule Corp.
He felt angry with Taleem, but he'd rather spend time with his family...even though they were 20 years younger.
But when he walked inside, he saw a sight that made his eyes flow with tears down his cheek.
It was his parents! His REAL older parents! Along with Goten and Bra.
They were busy explaining everything to the shocked Dr. and Mrs. Briefs.
"Mom! Dad!" Trunks cried as he ran towards them.
"Trunks!" Future Bulma and Vegeta exclaimed as Trunks hopped into their arms.
Trunks cried as he told them everything that happened in a blubbering mess.
After a few minutes of hugging, he felt a pain in his head. It was from Future Vegeta's smack on his head.
"Oww!" Trunks moaned.
"Never! And I mean never, tell your mother that she's the worst! EVER!" Future Vegeta yelled.
"Yes Dad.." Trunks said as he rubbed his head, "Mom..I'm sorry, I just had a rough day.."
Future Bulma hugged him, "It's ok, but you didn't let me finish my sentence! I said ' I don't know, Trunks...there's still a few parts I still need, BUT I'll be able to make it by Christmas,' "
Trunks flushed as he realized that he cut his mother off.
"Hey Trunks!" Goten called.
"Goten!" Trunks exclaimed as he hugged his best friend.
He then saw his little sister.
"Hey, Bra," Trunks said as he hugged her.
Everyone was shocked that he actually hugged his sister.
"What's up with you!?" Bra asked worriedly.
"Nothing, silly!" Trunks laughed.
"What the h*** is going on?!" Some voices yelled.
It was the whole Chibi Z gang, gaping at all of them.
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roxyfire57 chapter 18
Oo! Poor Trunks. He may be a cute jerk for trying to steal someone else's girl but he can't celebrate Christmas with his REAL family! Of his time! And he still believes in Santa...?
Me: *snicker* Yes, he still believes in Santa...
mindless-saiyan-kween chapter 17
Bruh, I couldn't breathe throughout this whole chapter. It was too funny! King Cold had me dying "That's my Princess! My only son" I DIED. I know this may be my first time reviewing, but just know I've been reading all your stories and i love them! Keep up the good work. And Veggie is so cute *_*
Me: Yes, yes he is
Vegeta:...*blushes*
Me: Also King Cold is a really bad father towards the oldest...
queenvicky99 chapter 18
I like the idea.I kinda saw it I'm glad you told those who are eating at each others throats that this was a big lesson in the end . Anyway I love this story and lol in the evil laugh. Now I'm really happy and excited to see what you have in store next! Don't keep it to long , CHOW
Me: Yup it was the only way...
elianni chapter 17
I love Michel Jackson and his songs u had me going lol
Me: I love MJ too. The second I wanted a halftime show, I thought of MJ and the Ginyu Force XD
applefanfic chapter 18
This chapter is good! XD
It's okay Trunks , I'm here for yooouu! *hugs Trunks*
So sorry for not reviewing the last chapter! x3
Me: It's ok ^_^
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"Uhhh..." All Future counterparts stuttered.
"..."
"AWKWARD!" Piccolo yelled.
"We're from the future and we came to pick Trunks up," Future Bulma said
Chibi Bulma went down the stairs and yelled, "What's all the commo-"
"..."
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Chibi Bulma screamed as she ran into her room.
Chibi Vegeta and Future Vegeta sighed, "I'll go get her,"
There was a long pause.
Chibi Vegeta glared at Future Vegeta.
"Sorry, I'm just used to doing that..." Future Vegeta said.
Chibi Vegeta hmphed and went upstairs.
"He's so much like me..." Future Vegeta whispered, "It's...creepy,"
"Are you Vegeta?" Chibi Goku asked
Future Vegeta growled at the Chibi Kakarot, "Of course, you-"
Future Bulma punched his shoulder.
Maron huffed, "Who are you,"
Future Bulma looked at Maron and realized that they didn't make up yet.
"What are you doing in my house young lady?" Future Bulma asked, enjoying the power she got as an adult.
Maron gulped, "Uhh...17 invited me!"
17's eyes went wide, "18 invited me!"
18's expression didn't change, "Krillin invited me,"
Krillin's eyes widened, "Uh...Bulma invited me!"
Future Bulma hmphed, "I guess you can stay..."
Just then Chibi Vegeta came downstairs carrying a struggling Bulma.
"What's wrong with you?! I didn't even get my hair done!" Chibi Bulma yelled.
"Nobody cares, girl!" Chibi Vegeta yelled.
Future Vegeta kneeled down to see Bulma, "Make sure you take care of your husband, you already failed once!"
Future Bulma smacked Vegeta's head.
Chibi Bulma looked at Future Vegeta and blushed, "Who's he? He looks cute!"
Chibi Vegeta growled and pulled her close, "I'm much more attractive than that...that...imposter!"
Future Vegeta growled back, "I don't like her anyway, I like my woman mature!"
Bra asked, "Daddy? Why is little Daddy yelling at you?"
"Daddy?! I thought I had only one kid!" Chibi Vegeta yelled.
Bra excitedly looked at Chibi Vegeta, "Now I have a little Daddy to play tea party with!"
Tarble and Celeria snickered as Future Vegeta and Chibi Vegeta blushed faintly.
King Vegeta walked in and everyone stopped to look at him.
"..."
"Father?" Future and Chibi Vegeta asked.
"Oh God! I have a fourth child!" King Vegeta yelled, "Who's my age!"
Future Vegeta yelled, "Father, I came from the future!"
King Vegeta stopped panicking and sighed in relief.
He then looked over Future Vegeta, "You've grown very powerful!"
Future Vegeta nodded, it was kinda intimidating that King Vegeta was actually taller than him, but looked the same, minus the facial hair.
Chibi Chi-Chi said, "This is getting very strange..."
Bra exclaimed, "Aunt Chi-Chi!" as she hugged her.
"I'm an aunt?!" Chibi Chi-Chi exclaimed.
"And a mother," Trunks said as Goten shyly stepped up.
"I'm a mommy!" Chi-Chi said as she hugged Goten, "You look just like your father!"
Goku chuckled, "If it weren't for his black belt, we could be twins!"
King Vegeta picked Bra up as he said, "You're even cuter than your brother!"
Bra blushed and smiled wide, "Thank you grandpa!"
"Hey!" Trunks yelled.
"Sorry, but it's the truth!" King Vegeta said as he hugged Bra.
Chibi Bulma asked Future Bulma, "Is Vegeta really gonna look like that in the future?"
Future Bulma smiled wide, "Yup...we're lucky people,"
Chibi Bulma smiled back, "That we are! And geniuses!"
"You just read my mind!" Future Bulma said.
When everyone was getting used to each other, Future Vegeta spoke up, "Uh, I'm not one to interrupt things, but we gotta go back to our own time,"
"NO!" Everyone yelled.
"I like it here, Daddy!' " Bra whined.
"Bra...you got school and what about Videl?" Future Vegeta reasoned.
(AN- Let me say this one more time... My universe is based on generation, not time. Goku, Vegeta, Chi-Chi and Bulma is considered 1st gen. Goten, Trunks, Bra, Gohan, Marron, and Valese is considered 2nd gen cause they're 1st gen's children. Pan is 3rd gen cause she is 2nd gen's child and 1st gen's grandchild, so she does not exist yet)
Bra nodded sadly.
They all met outside of the time machine.
"Well, I guess we'll never see each other again..." Trunks said.
Chibi Bulma hugged Trunks and Chibi Vegeta patted his shoulder.
"Be good to your parents, son...they look like they need it," Chibi Vegeta said.
"Hey!" Future Vegeta and Bulma yelled.
Bra hugged Chibi Vegeta, "I'll miss you, Daddy!"
He looked into Bra's big blue eyes and couldn't resist.
Chibi Vegeta sighed and hugged Bra back, "And Daddy will miss you too.."
The girl already moved into his heart, and pulled a fatherly string!
"Aww.." Bulma and Chi-Chi said.
Chibi Goku took a picture of them hugging on his phone and sent it to everyone.
Goten walked up to Piccolo, "You're awesome in the future Mr. Piccolo! Gohan and you are like best friends!"
"Who's Gohan?" Piccolo asked.
Trunks pulled Goten, "You're telling too much, Goten!"
After saying their farewells, they went into the time machine, and went home.
"I'll miss them.." Bulma said.
"Hmph.." Vegeta grunted.
Goku slapped Vegeta's back, "You know you'll miss Bra,"
Krillin chuckled, "Yea, 'Daddy',"
Vegeta said, "Don't say that, it's creepy.."
Chi-Chi said as her eyes watered, "I'll miss Goten,"
"Aw, Chi...you'll see him in the next 12 years," Goku said.
'I'll be waiting for you Gohan...' Piccolo thought. A best friend?! He'd like a little him to tag along and train.
Bulma said, "There's only one thing we need to do,"
The Next Day, in the Future-
Trunks was playing with the snow the next day.
He'd gotten many presents and owed LOTS training to his dad, and playtime with Goten.
But, he'll never forget Mai...
Trunks smiled as he thought about her, 'At least she's safe and happy' he thought.
Just then, Mai appeared before his eyes.
Trunks couldn't believe his eyes! She appeared of nowhere!
He rubbed his eyes and blinked a few times.
"M-Mai?! Are you an angel?" Trunks asked, shocked.
Mai looked at Trunks and blushed at how cute he was, "Excuse me, but I don't know who you are or where am I...how do you know my name?"
Trunks said, "I'm Trunks...and I'll help you.."
Mai exclaimed, "Really?!"
Trunks nodded, "My family can take care of you. And you can be my...girlfriend,"
Mai blushed as she nodded, "That'd be nice of you.."
"Oh yea, do you know of a guy named Taleem?" Trunks asked.
"Who?" Mai asked.
"No one," Trunks answered while slyly pecking her cheek and held her hands.
Mai smiled and they happily went inside Capsule Corp.
While walking Trunks thought that him and Mai was meant to be together after all...
Trunks looked up in the sky and whispered, "Thank you Santa..."
Meanwhile, in the present at Namek-
Bulma smiled at Porunga as she saw the Mai from a different universe transport to Trunks' time.
"I knew that multiverse machine would make good use!" Bulma said.
"Anything to make Trunks happy..." Vegeta moaned.
"You don't know how long I had to convince the Namekians!" Piccolo yelled.
"You mean how long I had to?!" Dende said.
"I don't care! And Vegeta, that was your future daughter in law!" Bulma yelled.
"Hmph.." Vegeta muttered, "You never know...Arika Toriyama could break them up.."
Bulma sighed as she said, "I think that's pretty unlikely, but we'll never know. At least Trunks is happy,"
Goku asked, "Ready guys?"
Everyone nodded as Goku IT them back to Earth, where the continued to celebrate Christmas, and the now happy Trunks and Mai.
They will always remember Trunks...and hope that he has a good life.
And Trunks will never forget his grand adventure in the past, where his crazy shenanigans with his Chibi parents actually turned into a valuable lesson that he'll never forget, for the rest of his life.
Next Time- Valentine's Day
You're probably wondering what the h*** is happening? Well, Bulma used her multiverse machine to get a Mai from a different dbz universe, who is Trunks' age. She brought her to the the universe you've been reading since Dbz in Kindergarten. She asked Goku to transport her (With Vegeta, Piccolo, and Dende) to Namek, where they convinced the Namekians to use the dragon balls to transport Mai to Future Trunks' universe, while our Mai is still with Taleem, so it doesn't object to the Dragon Ball Z in Middle School universe. And, everyone is happy...I think.
Don't ask if you don't understand, just understand that Trunks had a happy ending with Mai. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this saga based on Trunks. Also, Trunks and the future will probably never be mentioned in my fics again (Except the epilogue of their Senior year). Oh yea, the creator of Taleem didn't want him to forgive Trunks, so in all respect, I had to do it. So don't complain, they're not gonna meet again anyway!
But, what do you think of this chapter? Did you like it? Did it suck? Then review about it :D! Oh yea, Dragon Ball Z in Middle School: 8th Grade, the last fic in the Middle School trilogy, will have it's first chapter on August 20th, the second full day of school for me. So, be sure to look out for that!
Chapter 20: Valentine's Day
Disclaimer: I dont own nothing!
Chapter 20: Valentine's Day
FEBRUARY-
It was a few months after Trunks left from the future, and everything was back to normal.
"WHERE WERE YOU?!" Celeria yelled as Turles tried to escape from her in class
"Uhh...I...um?" Turles stuttered.
Everyone crowded around them. They haven't seen a good fight in weeks.
"I...was...in space..." Turles admitted.
"Why didn't you tell me?!" Celeria yelled.
"Cause, I wanted to get stronger...I also bought you this," Turles said, handing her a rock.
"A moon rock?" Celeria asked.
Turles nodded.
Just then, he felt Celeria hugging him.
"Thank you," She whispered.
Turles blushed and said, "Uhh...your welcome.."
Everyone walked away after seeing them make up.
"Ugghh...I haven't seen a fight in a while!" Frieza yelled.
"They just HAD to make up!" Vegeta complained.
Meanwhile, 17 was eating his snack in class. King Vegeta was asleep, so why not?
Just then, he saw Maron sit by him.
He smirked and gave her one of his cookies.
"Thanks!" Maron said as she ate it.
"You two are disgusting!" Frieza yelled.
"What?" 17 asked.
"Sharing food...how sick! You know how much bacteria is on your hand! And cootie germs!" Frieza yelled.
"What cootie germs?! There's no such thing!" 17 protested.
"Unless you get cootie shots...Did you get cootie shots?!" Frieza accused.
"...What are you talking about?!" Maron asked.
"THEY DIDN'T GET THEIR COOTIE SHOTS AND THEY'RE SHARING FOOD!" Frieza screamed.
"That's sick!" Piccolo yelled, "You know you're supposed gets cootie shots in preschool before touching a girl!"
17 glared at them and decided to play along, "Okay...so where do I get these 'cootie shots'?"
"Dr. Bardock," Tarble responded.
"That's my Daddy!" Goku exclaimed.
"..."
"We knew that, Kakarot," Vegeta deadpanned.
"You two are going to Dr. Bardock's place and getting a cootie shot, after school!" Chi-Chi yelled.
"Fine..." 17 and Maron muttered.
After School-
Goku arrived at Capsule Corp., wanting too see Bulma.
"Bulma? Can I borrow your Dragon Radar?" Goku asked while walking in.
Bulma was currently building an invention, before she heard Goku.
"Why?" Bulma asked, suspicious.
"I wanna find the Dragon Balls, and store it till it's recharged," Goku explained.
Bulma nodded and gave it to him, "Make sure you don't lose or break it!"
Goku nodded, and ran outside.
Goku called for Nimbus and was about to fly off before he heard Chi-Chi.
"Goku! Wait!" She yelled as she caught up with him.
"Huh?" Goku asked.
"Could I...come with you?" Chi-Chi asked.
Goku smiled, "Sure! Hop on!"
Chi-Chi got on Nimbus, and they flew off.
Bulma looked at them from her window and smiled.
She was about to continue building, before there was a knock on the door.
She opened it, and immediately saw Vegeta's face.
"Aren't we supposed to have lunch or some stupid thing like that?" Vegeta growled
Bulma smiled as she remembered, "Oh yea! Let's go!" she said as she grabbed her picnic basket and dragged Vegeta out.
At Dr. Bardock's place-
"You want me to give you a cootie shot?" Bardock asked.
Frieza and Dodoria was there.
"Yes," 17 responded.
He pulled Bardock aside and and whispered, "Just play along, the cootie shot isn't real,"
Bardock said, "But the cootie shot is real,"
"HUH?!" 17 and Maron yelled.
"Yea, it helps so boys and girls can't transmit diseases. Basically the little kid version STD's.." Bardock muttered.
"Who?" All the kids asked.
"Uhh..nothing!" Bardock quickly responded.
"..."
"Now, you have to take this shot," Bardock said as he pulled out a 9 inch needle.
Everyone stared with their eyes wide.
"..."
"I don't understand Goku being afraid if a little needle, but this is ridiculous!" 17 yelled.
17 and Maron ran away, with the rest chasing them, yelling, "You gotta take your shot!"
Bardock snickered as he said, "Finally I got those kids away from me!"
With Goku and Chi-Chi-
Goku smiled as he looked at his four Dragon Balls.
"Only three more to go!" Goku excitedly said.
Chi-Chi smiled while looking at how happy Goku was.
Just then, Goku's bag of Dragon Balls was swiped.
"What the-?!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!" The man laughed.
Goku gasped as he saw the man. He was a Namekian!
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batguy92 chapter 19 . Aug 6
Awesome, cant wait
Me: Yup, me too
roxyfire57 chapter 19
haha! Great idea with the Mai thing. So she is from a dimension when she never met Taleem? Cool. And Akira won't break them up. It depends on you now XD FANFIC AUTHORS HAVE THE POWER in our own little world but unfortunately do not own the real thing T.T And chibi veggie is so CUTE! He's a DADDY awww
Me: Yup, Vegeta is a Daddy! But he's a Father towards Trunks XD But I just cane up with the best compromise for both pairings.
Princess of Oneshots chapter 19
*starts dancing around happily* that was awesome!
Me: Thanks!
applefanfic chapter 19
Oh. My. God. I DIED LAUGHING! XD
And 'awwwing' , this chapter was so cute x3
But you killed me , WHHHHY!?
Me: Uhh...XD Sorry if I killed you...lol
Gogeta327 chapter 19
Super cute story about trunks! I love these soooo much! Defiantly looking forward to the 8th grade fic(: August 20th, I will be waiting!
Me: Yup, August 20th, im working on the 8th grade fic now! I just need to finish 2nd grade!
queenvicky99 chapter 19
I loved it can't wait, Well that it for AWWW THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL, I'm over here crying tears of joy...Srry I had a moment , Anywho Can't wait got the next chapter
Me: Yes, a beautiful ending, to a beautiful saga! :D
Guest chapter 18
Nice chapter
Me: Thanks!
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"Who are you?!" Goku yelled, as he landed his Flying Nimbus.
"I'm Tambourine!" Tambourine yelled.
"Give me back my Dragon Balls!" Goku yelled.
"No way!" Tambourine yelled.
Goku was about to fight him, until-
"What are you doing here?!" Piccolo yelled as he flew down.
"Piccolo? I thought I smelled something ugly!" Tambourine yelled.
"You know Father disowned you after all the killings you did, just for the Dragon Balls, brother!" Piccolo yelled.
"Brother?!" Chi-Chi yelled, hiding behind Nimbus.
"Yes, this is my dim witted brother.." Piccolo responded as he took his stance, "And I'm gonna kill him!"
"Really?! You think you can beat me?!" Tambourine yelled.
They started taking blows against each other, and dodging their attacks.
Goku frowned as he saw them fighting.
'I wanted to fight..' Goku thought.
Just then, Tambourine knocked Piccolo to the ground.
"You can never defeat me!" Tambourine yelled.
Goku took that opportunity to step in, and start fighting.
Tambourine tried to block Goku's attacks but failed, Tambourine was hurled to the ground after a vicious uppercut.
Piccolo took that chance to kill him off, "Makūhōidan!" he screamed as he charged up and fired several energy spheres randomly in Tambourine's direction.
The ki blasts suspended into the air, until it changed from purple into yellow, and rained down on Tambourine, filling the sky with a blinding light and inflicting a massive amount of damage.
After the attack was finished, Piccolo kicked Tambourine's head to make sure he was dead.
"Aww...I wanted to finish him off.." Goku whined.
"Too bad, he's my brother," Piccolo responded.
"Uhh...sorry for your brother's death..." Goku muttered.
Piccolo said, "He was a disgrace to Namekians, he deserved to die,"
Just then, Chi-Chi glomped Goku yelling, "Oh Goku! You saved me from the awful monster!"
Goku chuckled while scratching the back of his head.
"I'm the one that killed him..." Piccolo said.
"..."
Chi-Chi ignored him and kept glomping Goku.
Piccolo rolled his eyes, 'I never get the credit'
With Bulma and Vegeta-
Bulma and Vegeta sat on a tree, eating some sandwitches.
"...I don't believe you!" Vegeta exclaimed.
"What?" Bulma asked.
"You didn't make these sandwitches, your mother did!" Vegeta accused.
"..."
"You're right..." Bulma admitted.
"Knew it! These sandwitches are too good to be yours," Vegeta stated.
Bulma punched Vegeta's shoulder, "Meanie...," she muttered.
They continued eating, and Vegeta noticed Bulma was ignoring him.
Vegeta poked Bulma's arm.
"..." She still ignored him.
Vegeta growled then poked her stomach.
Bulma snickered, but still ignored him.
'She's such a baby..' Vegeta thought.
Vegeta sighed as he coughed, "*cough*sorry*cough*"
Bulma smiled as she hugged Vegeta, "I forgive you!"
Vegeta blushed and sighed, 'Females are so weird..' he thought.
With 17 and Maron-
They didn't go too far as they ended up in a park.
"This is getting ridiculous!" 17 yelled.
Maron nodded, "I'm tired of this..."
"Me too," 17 agreed.
Just then Frieza and Dodoria caught up with them.
"Hey! You're supposed to get a shot!" Frieza stated.
"When did we ever care what Frieza thought?!" 17 asked.
Maron shrugged.
17 held Maron's hand as he teased, "I'm holding her haand!"
Frieza gasped, "You sick-"
17 then kissed Maron's cheek, "I even kissed her!"
"AHHHHH!" Dodoria yelled as he ran away.
"You guys are crazy people!" Frieza yelled as he blasted off.
"It's called 'love' idiots..." Maron muttered.
"Well, at least we got rid of them.." 17 said
He then felt Maron kiss his cheek.
17 blushed as he asked, "What was that for?!"
"Just to get even.." Maron smiled.
17 smiled as they started walking home together.
Next Time- Fundraiser Rip-off
Eh, this chapter was just basically filler to take a break from the Trunks saga. Now, I will go to my final act: The Last Month Saga. Or just the last like 4 chapters...
Chapter 21: Fundrasier Rip-off
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing!
Chapter 21: Fundraiser Rip-off
It was the day of the fundraiser, around May, and everyone was excited to see the results.
"I can't wait to see what prizes we get!" Goku said.
"It better be something awesome!" Vegeta said.
"After all the work we've gone through, it better not be cheap!" Bulma said.
"I agree. It better be expensive!" Maron said.
They all went to the assembly, ready for their prize.
Mr. Blutzinger went up to the center of the gym and said, "I would like to thank everyone for selling one million dollars!"
Everyone was cheering, proud of themselves.
"I'm the one that paid for everything!" Bulma growled.
"No one cares!" Vegeta chuckled.
Bulma tackled Vegeta, and they started fighting.
"..."
"Is anyone gonna help?" Krillin asked as he saw Bulma choking Vegeta.
"Its a couple thing, ignore it," 18 said as everyone turned their backs on them.
"So, where's our prize?!" Piccolo called out.
Just then, Mr. Blutzinger started chuckling evilly.
Everyone was confused.
"Hello? Did you forget about our prize?!" Cell yelled.
"All of you are fools! I'm not giving you a prize! This was just a plot to get you to give me money!" Mr. Blutzinger laughed.
"WHAT?!" Everyone yelled.
Mr. Blutzinger laughed, "I can't believe you fools would fall for that contest!"
All the chibis growled and clenched their fists.
"Now I can finally buy that flatscreen tv I always wanted!" Mr. Blutzinger said, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
"That cheating b*****!' Chi-Chi yelled, "My plans are ruined!"
"What plans?" Bulma and Maron asked.
"Uhh...nothing!" Chi-Chi quickly said.
"You disgust me! You are a shame to the human race!" Vegeta yelled.
Mr. Blutzinger chuckled evilly.
Just then, a small bird flew through the doors and landed near 16.
16 smiled at the bird as it tweeted.
Just then, Mr. Blutzinger smashed the bird with his foot, "Ugh, those birds are annoying!"
The bird's body was completely crushed under Mr. Blutzinger's shoe. Its skull more than likely cracked and blood was tricking from it.
It was the same feeling as Tweety Bird getting killed by the putty cat (Sylvester).
All 16 saw was the helpless dead bird, smashed by his own principal.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" 16 screamed as he powered up.
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goclona chapter 18
lol, i love piccolo he is like like so like like cool like cool like like COOL!
nice chapter, lol
p.s. sprry for all the like's :D
Me: Yes, Piccolo is like so cool XD
queenvicky99 chapter 20
OMG, Has it really been this we really nearing the end of this story .Well I guess almost but you get my point! Yay 17/m action and thank goodness that t/c made up how cut was that! Also Vegeta saying sorry that is something! (Bulma - chan is one lucky girl to have my brother*wink*)Oh and the shot thing , LOL! Well done byez!
Me: Yup seems like Yesterday I just posted Dbz in Kindergerten...
Blazingnyancat chapter 20
:P
Me: :P
Guest chapter 19
Unfortunately in the timeline in the latest Daizenshuu's GT is listed after Battle of the Gods, meaning Toriyama does break them up as Mai gets old.
At least we still have Super Saiyan 4
Me: I don't know, Toriyama said GT was a 'side story'. Even if he does break them up, I don't think Toriyama considers GT 'cannon' only in video games but they got rid of GT characters after Ultimate Tenkaichi. And would'nt God Goku appear in GT? I know its cause it wasnt invented yet, but still Toriyama could've just did Battle of Gods after the Shadow Dragons saga. And I think GT being cannon is just a tabliod...
applefanfic chapter 20
...I wanna glomp someone...
...
IMMA GLOMP THE AUTHOR AND IMMA GLOMP THE OTHER
REVIEWERS.. AND IMMA GLOMP VEGGIE XD
xD sorry for any spelling mistakes , I'm using the phone..
I WATCHED BATTLE OF THE GODS! XD
SO AMAZING ;3;
Me: Yes, BOG is awesome!
roxyfire57 chapter 20
At one point of my life I was obsessed with rocks I had a collection. After that I got rid of it but I have one left. I named him ... I feel so odd. Bardock is so evil LOL! Piccolo has a brother? haha last month saga. Cute title:)
Me: Yup, I think he hs like more than three in Dragon Ball
Princess of Oneshots chapter 20
*does more stupid dancing* YAAAAAAAAAY!
Oh, I forgot to mention, I know it's REALLY rare because...Goku is stupid buuuuuutt... I ADORE PROTECTIVE GOKU! Awwww, it's just nice to see that he actually cares about Chi _ But if you do decide to do more, please don't do it too much! It would make a very ooc Goku...
*does even more stupid dancing...I've been drinking coffee and eating chocolate* PLEASE OH PLEASE UPDATE SOON!
*grabs your leg with possessed demon eyes* Make mooooooooore!
Me: Okay :D
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Everyone was amazed at the extent of his power.
"Wow, he's really mad!" Goku exclaimed.
"He's even stronger than me!" Frieza gasped.
"Everyone's stronger than you.." Piccolo stated.
"Shut up!" Frieza yelled.
While 16 was powering up, Mr. Blutzinger and Hercule got blown away.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" 16 screamed as his aura stared cracking the floors, and moving everyone back a step or two.
"It looks like he's transforming!" Tarble yelled.
"Fool! Androids can't transform! He's just powering up to the max!" 17 yelled.
"This android must be strong!" Tien yelled.
After 16 powered up, he stared at everyone with hatred and said in a slow, robotic voice, "I am the Terminator,"
There was a long deep silence.
"..."
"You're Arnold Schwarzenegger?!" Bulma exclaimed.
"Who's Schwarzanger?" Tights asked.
"It's Schwarzenegger, idiot! How can she be your sister?!" Cell exclaimed.
"SHUT UP!" Bulma and Tights yelled.
Cell covered his ears, "Now I know...you both scream loudly!"
"He doesn't look different...his voice just changed..." Turles said.
16 walked up to the bird, and picked it up.
His eyes shed tears as he stepped outside.
Everyone ran up to the window to see what he was doing.
"What's the bird freak doing now?" Frieza asked.
"Shh!" Everyone yelled.
16 made a small hole and buried the bird. He covered the hole with dirt and had a few moments of silence, with tears running down his cheeks.
"Wow...it was just a bird.." Vegeta stated.
"Yea, that his pretty creepy to be obsessed with birds.." Launch said.
"I bet he'll get married to a bird!" Piccolo said.
"I must exterminate Blutzinger," 16 interrupted, appearing our of nowhere, while advancing towards the scared Blutzinger. .
"Yea! Get him!" Bulma cheered.
"Teach Blutzinger a lesson!" Vegeta yelled.
People started cheering for Blutzinger to get beat up.
"As much as everyone would like that, I can't let you do that!" Goku said, taking his stance in front of 16.
"If you won't let me exterminate Blutzinger, then I must exterminate YOU!" 16 yelled.
Goku and 16 charged at each other, ready to fight..
Next Time- 16 the Terminator!
I know this is short, but I swear, I'll make it up on the first chapter of 8th grade! It'll have more than 50 characters, and plenty of development and dialogue from at least five times in every character! I actually plan on ending 2nd grade this week. But, look out for the last two chapters on 2nd grade, and the release of 8th grade soon!
16: Hello, my name is Android 16. And I'd like to tell you that nature is our friend. Everyday people kill animals and birds. To help save the birds, call 1-800-256-BIRD. If not, then THE TERMINATOR WILL KILL YOU!
Chapter 22: 16 the Terminator
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing!
Chapter 22: 16 the Terminator
Goku charged at 16 and started throwing punches.
16 dodged them, and grabbed Goku's tail.
"Woah!" Goku yelled as he was swung around and thrown out the window.
"Goku!" Chi-Chi yelled.
Piccolo growled and charged at 16.
He started punching 16, and tried blasting him, but it was constantly blocked.
"ARRGH! Makankōsappō!" Piccolo yelled as he blasted his spiral beam towards 16.
16 immediately deflected it back towards Piccolo, who blocked it until he crashed out of the school.
"Haa!" Vegeta yelled as he powered up, and sent a volley of blasts towards 16.
16 put up a defensive shield to block the blasts.
Android 16 lifted Vegeta and tossed him to the ground.
"Hey! What's the big idea!" Vegeta moaned.
16 removed his hands, revealing two built-in cannons, and charged up energy.
"Run Vegeta!" Tarble shouted.
"Can't you see I can't?!" Vegeta yelled.
16 shouted, "Hell Flash!" releasing a powerful beam of energy that scorched Vegeta.
"Vegeta!" Bulma yelled.
When the cloud of dust was gone, Vegeta was shown, passed out.
"Terminator...must...terminate...Buttstinger.." 16 spoke as he walked towards Blutzinger, who hid himself behind Hercule.
18 powered up, and charged towards 16.
"18! No!" Krillin shouted.
18 tried to kick 16, but 16 held her leg, and flew her out of the roof.
Krillin growled and powered up.
He formed a disk in his hand and yelled, "Destructo Disk!" as he threw it towards 16.
16 dodged it, and it cut Buu's arm.
"AAAAAHHH!" Everyone yelled.
"Buu! Are you ok?!" Hercule yelled.
Buu just stared and quickly regenerated his hand.
Everyone sighed in relief.
Tarble said, "I guess we have to fuse.."
Celeria sighed as they got into positions.
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PippElulu chapter 21
Le gasp! That was amazing! *glomps the author*
Say...do you like pineapples?
WELL THAT WAS AWESOME! AND I HAVE BEEN OBSESSING OVER PINEAPPLES SOOOO!... sorry for being weird... BUT STILL! UPDATE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Me: I love pineapples! :D But I hate pineapple pizza 😝
queenvicky99 chapter 21
OK OK DONE HURT ME , I WILL HELP SAVE THE BRIDSSSSSSSS! Lol , The other reviewer crack me up OMG I SAW BOG on the last showing ! It was SOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME! Over some dang .Lol can't wait for more updates and still waiting for 8th grade *wink wink*Well byez! Have to go make fun of Vegeta dancing and singing at B-Chan Bday!
Me: XD That was like my 3rd fav scene on BOG.
applefanfic chapter 21
... :U
Me: :U
Blazingnyancat chapter 21
I can feel their might be a fight between 16 and Goku.
Me: Yes, me too...nah!
roxyfire57 chapter 21
Ooo.. awesome chapter. I love your really quick updates. Do you have them already planned out, then add reviews or something? Awesome! Goku never minded when the other teachers died...
Me: Well, if Blutzinger died, then he won't appear in Middle School, which would cause a major plot hole. And with the chapters...hmm...let's just say 30% I have at least the titles planned and I take it from there. 20% I actually have a plot going and have chapters finished already, and 50% I just go to school, think of a good chapter, and wing it! And after I finish my chapters, and ready to post, I look at my reviews and paste them in the middle of the chapter with my responses :D
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Tarble and Celeria yelled, "Fu...sion! Ha!" as they fused into Celible.
It powered up to a Super Saiyan, and charged towards 16.
It started punching at a fast speed, with 16 dodging every blow.
16 finally had enough, and punched Celible's stomach.
"Ack!" Celible yelled as it flew back and crashed into the wall, passed out, and reverted to it's base form.
"Now what are we gonna do?!" Zarbon yelled.
Everyone was silent, until they heard laughing.
It came from Cell, who put on a dashing smirk.
"What's so funny?" Frieza yelled.
"It's just that I, The Super Perfect Cell, can defeat this easy foe," Cell said.
"Yeah right!" Turles said.
Cell smirked as he said, "Well, I guess I have to show you.."
He walked casually up to 16, who was getting ready to exterminate Blutzinger.
"He's dead," Krillin said.
16 faced Cell and said, "You want to challenge the Terminator?!"
Cell just smirked and nodded.
16 growled, and was about to punch Cell, until Cell simply blasted Android 16 to pieces.
"AAAAAAHHHH!" Everyone screamed.
Only 16's head was left as it was planted near Cell's feet.
"Any last words?" Cell asked.
"...*cough* Save the birds *choke*...All I wanted was to save *cough cough* the birds...They are innocent *choke*..like nature..So please *cough* If you can just save nature *cough* I will forgive you all *cough* *choke*," 16 gasped out.
Everyone was silent, sinking 16's words in...
"...Bye!" Cell cheerfully said as he smashed 16's head to pieces.
Everyone was dead silent as they saw Cell simply destroy 16.
"H-How?!" Frieza gasped out.
"Simple. I killed him the same way I did in Dragon Ball Z," Cell said.
"So...he's dead?" Bulma asked.
"Of course he is!" Cell said.
Bulma glomped Cell as she cheered, "Yaay!"
Cell blushed faintly as he struggled from her death grip, "Get off me, human!"
Vegeta appeared out of nowhere and knocked Cell out, "Get your filthy bug-hands off my girl!"
Bulma said, "All I did was hug him...did you really have to knock him out?! He did save all our lives,"
Vegeta growled, "I don't care! He shouldn't be touching you!"
"He's asexual!" Everyone yelled.
"...So?!" Vegeta yelled.
Everyone sweatdropped.
"You know what? Let's just forget this incident," Chi-Chi said.
Everyone agreed and walked home, leaving Blutzinger in a fatal position, muttering nonsense.
Epilogue-
A few hours later, Goku crashed through the roof, in his Super Saiyan form, yelling, "I'm back! And I'm ready to fight 16!"
All he heard was silence.
"Hello?" Goku said, confused.
"..."
"Anybody?" Goku asked.
"..."
"I got senzu beans..." Goku whispered.
"..."
Next Time- The Last Day of School
Sorry if this is too short, but it's almost the end, so I don't really care XD. But I'll post the last chapter...hmm...two days from now :D!
Chapter 23: Last Day of School
Disclaimer: I don't own anything!
Chapter 23: Last Day of School
It was not too long after the talent show, and it was the last day of school.
"WAAAAAAHHH! I'll miss everyone!" Zarbon cried.
"You gotta stop with the crying..." Tights deadpanned.
"Now I can't wait for 3rd grade! I heard it's awesome!" Bulma exclaimed.
"Not as awesome as 4th grade, you get to be ten years old," Cell said.
Vegeta said, "I'm just happy that 2nd grade is over with, that's one step closer to getting out of elementary school,"
"I'm happy that we'll be able to get stronger!" Goku exclaimed.
While everyone was talking about escaping 2nd grade, King Vegeta put am end to the conversation.
"Well, I can't wait for you to all graduate out of my life!" King Vegeta yelled.
Everyone was dead silent.
"..."
P.E-
All the kids were playing a game of dodge ball, winning against the 3rd graders.
"Haa!" Tarble yelled as he took out the last third grader.
"Second grade wins!" Mr. Houghton yelled.
"You're getting better than last year," Vegeta said.
"I've been practicing.." Tarble said.
"You know, this was the easiest game ever.." Cell realized.
"Right...Is this is what's gonna happen for now on? Seems kinda boring.." Tien wondered.
"I bet something crazy will happen again," Chi-Chi reasoned.
Before they could continue, the lunch bell rung.
Lunch-
Everyone ate while talking about 3rd grade.
"I heard we're gonna have a dance class," Celeria said.
"DANCING?!" All the boys yelled.
"YIPPEE!" The Ginyu Force cheered.
"I hope it's ballet!" Ginyu said.
"That's my favorite genre, Kitten!" Jeice exclaimed.
"How about, interpretive dance?" Guldo asked.
"SHUT UP GULDO!" The Ginyu Force yelled.
That's when they noticed everyone looking at them.
"Let's get out of here...they look jealous.." Burter whispered.
The Ginyu Force left, with everyone shaking their .
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Guest chapter 1
Oh wow more yamcha bashing , one yamcha was not even abusive if he was bulma would be dead , two yamcha wasn't even unfaithful it was more bulma who would go ogling and cuddling with any dude she saw three she frigging married the person who ordered him killed I mean wouldn't you be pissed to if someone did that , if any of that was true it would most likely be bulmas fault over it anyway I mean seriously breaking a five year long relationship over just some evil arrogant douche who didn't even say he even liked her until seven years into their relationship Seven years! and she took that over yamcha who was loyal and kind to her and never did anything bad to her !? I mean seriously don't even bring up the whole weakling thing because one yamcha is stronger than more than 99% of deaths population and two bulma has stated full well that she finds most of the z fighters brutes and idiots because all they do is train . If anything bulma was just a slut a genius perhaps (no common sense though ) but still a slut who abandoned someone who really loved her over a jerk douche who killed most off her friends and didn't care about her for anything other than the fact he had sex with her so he had to stick around for their son. so next time if your doing a bulma vegeta fic at least try to keep yamcha out of it because honestly yamcha was a lot better than vegeta when it came to bulma and how to treat her. Also if you actually pay attention to the show yamcha at several times surpassed vegeta like when he beat the fungi force on king kais planet the ginyus whooped vegeta till he squeled like a baby than in the early majin buy saga it is shown yamcha has surpassed a super saiyan as he can push around olibu a being on par with pikkon who is as powerful as a super saiyan at least and in fact so does krillin which means while vegeta had not even unlocked ssj2 at the time and was in his majin form which was a form he cheated to by the way yamcha was up there in other world fighting beings on par with goku and not even sweating and as we all know goku is hella stronger than vegeta in Every form
Me: SHUT UP! Listen, you are taking this WAY too far. This isn't cannon, this is a SECOND GRADE FANFIC! Also, I only mentioned Yamcha ONCE in this fic. It would've made much more sense to rant on my other fics! And you are just a Yamcha fangirl. Idk why, but you are. Shut up, YamchaxBulma isn't cannon no more, now it's BulmaxVegeta, so shut up, this is getting old. Have you ever seen BOG? Or the Buu Saga? Or DBZ?! Vegeta may have gotten powerful by Babbidi, but at least he actually FIGHTS in the series. And Yamcha is useless. Not in Dragon Ball, but in Dragon Ball Z. Yamcha didn't fight Buu, Vegeta did! Yamcha didn't sacrifice himself for his family, Vegeta did! Yamcha didn't go apesh*t when Bulma got slapped by Beerus, Vegeta did! So just shut up, and wallow in your mom's basement, warching old Dragon Ball episodes and reading old BulmaxYamcha fics. Bulma and Vegeta already gotten married, had two kids, and shiwn numerous times that they love each other. They aren't breaking up and Bulma's not going back to Yamcha. Deal with it.
Vegeta: You no good Veggie-hater! I'm stronger than Yamcha and have Bulma as my WIFE! Ha! Plus also, I already admitted I loved them, what more can I do?! I even DIED for them! All Yamcha did in BOG was run away with the others! I fought the God of Destruction, and that weakling just ran away!
Guest chapter 2
Its great! I will read later the chapter 2. I like your story! GREAT_
The stories of the others are TRASH, But your not like them.. Nice Story!
Me: *sniff* This means so much to me..
queenvicky99 chapter 22
Omg*cry hard*This could be the the end, Why, WHYYYY! Loo, Jk.I loved it. Cell won wow ! Well can't say much Peace
Me: Yes, Cell finally killed a villain!
PippElulu chapter 22
NOOOOOO! TOO SHORT! *cries in corner while obsessing over stories while hugging Vegeta and Goku plushies*
TWO DAYS? DAHLING YOU ARE QUICK!
...Cannot wait for eighth grade... XD The sneak peak in seventh grade was hilarious
Me: Yes, I'm a very fast writer, cause I got *rainbow* Imaginaatioon!
roxyfire57 chapter 22
LOL Goku oblivious as ever. Vegeta is jealous! Cell has a large ego boost.
Me: Yes, even though Vegeta has no reason to be jealous...
Guest chapter 22
I actually love how you made cell defeat him when everybody else couldn't it was great actually the whole chapter was great really loved how it all worked out!
Anyway aside from that I can't wait for ur next update and then for 8th grade!
Me: Yes, 8th Grade! The best grade in middle school!
applefanfic
I found the part when Cell destroyed 16 touching..
Me: Me too...but I busted out laughing when Cell blasted 16, and the peices was everywhere, and the head kept bouncing off the rocks.
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Last Hour-
King Vegeta handed them all their report cards.
"I hope you didn't fail, cause I'm moving up to 3rd grade with you people.." King Vegeta muttered.
Bulma got hers and opened it up, very carefully.
She gasped and smiled wide at the results.
"I got straight A's!" Bulma exclaimed.
"Me too!" Cell bragged.
Vegeta opened his and nodded.
"I got one A in P.E, one B in Art, and three Cs in class...Oh well, at least I have no Ds," Vegeta mumbled.
Goku opened his and smiled wide, "All D's and one A in P.E! I can go to 3rd grade!"
Everyone was shocked, "WHAT?!"
Bulma mumbled, "I had to change his Fs to Ds..."
"Ohh.." They all understood.
Chi-Chi opened hers, "WHAT?! All As and two Bs?!"
"Haha!" Frieza laughed.
"Oh yea?! What grades did you get?!" Chi-Chi yelled.
"One A in P.E, and all Cs," Frieza said.
"Ha! I got better grades than you!" Chi-Chi yelled.
Frieza growled, "So what?!"
"I got some Cs, Bs, and As," Krillin said.
"Hmph, I got all As," Piccolo bragged.
"WHAT?! HOW?!" Cell and Bulma yelled.
"You do know notice that you guys mumble the answers on tests...and I have super hearing," Piccolo smirked.
Bulma and Cell glared accusingly at each other.
"That will never happen again!" Bulma and Cell promised each other.
18 looked at her report card, "I got As and Bs," she said.
"Me too," 17 said.
They looked at both their cards and gasped at they got the EXACT same grades in the same classes.
"Must be a twin thing..." Tarble said.
King Vegeta said, "Next year, you guys will actually have homework,"
"HOMEWORK?!" They all screamed.
Zarbon fainted in Tights' arms.
"Yes, they decided that you guys aren't learning anything so, homework next year," King Vegeta said.
Vegeta yelled, "This is bull-"
The final bell rung, meaning that is was finally summer.
"YAAAAY!" All the kids yelled ad they ran over King Vegeta and ran out into the halls.
Ginyu sang,"What time is it?!"
"Summertime, it's our vacation!" The Ginyu Force responded.
They all ran outside and started celebrating.
"What time is it?!" Ginyu sang.
The Ginyu Force responded, "Party time, that's right, say it loud-"
"No! None of that! Shame on you!" Bardock yelled.
They all stopped singing, and lowered their heads, "Aww..."
"Daddy! What are you doing here?" Goku asked.
"I came here to pick you up," Bardock said.
"But Kakarot and I was supposed to spar!" Vegeta yelled.
"Too bad! Gine demanded that Goku would come home right after school, I'm not dealing with her!" Bardock yelled.
King Vegeta crawled out of the school with footprints all over him.
"I hate those little brats.." King Vegeta muttered.
Bardock said, "Sire, you look awful,"
King Vegeta said, "I FEEL awful too!"
While they were talking, the chibis had their last group meeting for the summer.
"Kakarot...We will spar sometime this summer!" Vegeta said.
Goku agreed, "I can't wait to see how strong we got!"
Chi-Chi tugged Goku's ear, "We WILL study today, do you understand?!"
Goku whimpered, "Yes!"
Piccolo said, "I'm gonna sneak away from my dad and train, so don't tell anybody where I'm at!"
"Ok!" Krillin agreed, "I'm just gonna be with Master Roshi with 18, so..."
"I'm entering a science tournament with Tights," Bulma said.
Cell said, "I will be entering too!"
Vegeta smirked, "If you think I'll watch you nerds have petty arguments you can count me out!"
Bulma growled, "You are watching me win and that's FINAL!"
Vegeta growled, "Fine!"
Bardock got done talking and said, "Let's go, son,"
Goku hopped on to Nimbus and they started flying away.
"Why do you ride that thing if you can fly?" Bardock asked.
"It's fun! You should try it!" Goku said.
Bardock just rolled his eyes and shook his head.
Bulma, Chi-Chi, Krillin, and Tarble waved goodbye, and Vegeta, Piccolo, 18, 17, Frieza, and Cell just stared on.
"Bye guys! Till we meet again!" Goku called as he flew off into the sunset.
The End. (Of 2nd Grade)
I know I said two days, but I wanted to get this over with...Yes! It's finally over! Three more elementary fics to go! I will now get started with 8th grade, and post it's first chapter in the 20th. But man, I hated 2nd grade as a kid. Idk why it's just that I had bad memories at that grade. With Dbz in Elementary School: Third Grade...I'll post it...hmm...probably on the anniversary of Dbz in Kindergarten (October 13th) . But now that 2nd grade is over, I can finally give my complete focus on 8th grade and my 8th grade fic. So, keep on the lookout for 8th grade, and I hope you enjoyed this fic :D

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