Dbz in Elementary School: 5th Grade (Completed)

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Title: Dbz in Elementary School: 5th Grade
Category: Anime/Manga » Dragon Ball Z
Author: DragonBall787
Language: English, Rating: Rated: K+
Genre: Romance/Humor
Published: 12-17-14, Updated: 07-23-15
Chapters: 16, Words: 43,506
Chapter 1: The Final Year of Elementary: Begin!
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing!
Chapter 1: Final Year of Elementary: Begin!
It was the first day of 5th grade, and it was a bright and shining morning.
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP-
"GYARIKKU HOU!" Vegeta screamed as he blasted the alarm clock.
Vegeta got out of bed, and smashed the broken clock a few times with his foot.
"D*** clock..." Vegeta muttered as he got dressed in his armor.
He looked at himself in the mirror. He was 11 years old, but he still looked like a little kid.
He growled as his muscles felt the same and wished for a growth spurt or something.
"I probably need to train more..." Vegeta muttered.
Vegeta walked downstairs, and looked in the fridge.
He saw Tarble's milk, Celeria's Caprisun, and his Gatorade.
He ended up grabbing his father's Powerade.
'Gatorade is for kids,' Vegeta thought as he hid the Powerade in his bookbag.
He walked out of the door, walking a fee steps outside, before he heard a scream, "VEGETA! I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR STEALING MY POWERADE!"
Vegeta broke out into a run towards the school.
As he passed cars and buses, he noticed Goku right beside him, running along.
"Hey Vegeta! Why are you running?" Goku asked.
"My father's gonna kill me for stealing his Powerade," Vegeta said calmly.
"Really?! Why did you steal it?" Goku questioned.
"I don't want no Gatorade, I'm a man!" Vegeta bragged.
"Really?!" Goku exclaimed.
"Yeah, I'm only two years from being a teenager!" Vegeta boasted.
"Awesome!" Goku exclaimed.
"Hey guys!" Krillin said, as he joined them in the run.
"Hey Krillin!" Goku smiled.
"Hmph," Vegeta said.
"*pant* Man, this is tiring..." Krillin sweated.
"What is?" Piccolo asked, appearing out of nowhere, running along.
"Piccolo!" Goku exclaimed as he smiled.
"Hey Goku, make sure you bring your lunch money, I don't wanna repeat last year," Piccolo said.
"Right!" Goku smiled.
"*pant* I'm tired, can *pant* we just fly?" Krillin heaved.
"Fine, wimp!" Vegeta growled and all four blasted into the air, flying to school.
As they all landed at the school, they walked in the building, and a smiling face of Mr. Blutzinger greeted them.
"What's with the creepy look?" Piccolo asked.
"*evil chuckle* Let's find out shall we?" Mr. Blutzinger chuckled as he backed away slowly into the shadows.
All the boys looked at each other and shrugged and walked to their class.
As they saw 'King Vegeta' on the door, they walked in to see a colorful classroom.
"This looks awesome! We even got a smartboard this year!" Krillin said.
"I know, right?" King Vegeta asked, right behind them.
They all jumped as King Vegeta lifted Vegeta's collar and said, "Give it here, boy,"
Vegeta cooly grabbed his backpack and revealed an empty Powerade bottle.
"Argh! You f***ing drunk my Powerade!" King Vegeta spluttered.
Piccolo and Goku started snickering, but King Vegeta's glare cut them off.
"You. Me. Detention!" King Vegeta growled as he set Vegeta down.
"Ha! You got a detention!" Piccolo laughed.
"He isn't gonna do nothing to me," Vegeta said, "Probably scold me, but nothing harsh,"
The door busted open, and everyone turned to see Bulma flinging herself at Vegeta, "I missed you so much!"
Vegeta flushed as he started to push her away, "Stop Woman! You're embarrassing me!"
While the blushing Vegeta tried to yank her off him, Goku asked, "Why is Bulma so happy?"
Chi-Chi walked in the classroom and said, "You don't remember? Bulma went to some type of genius summer school away from here,"
"Umm...nope," Goku said.
Cell walked in the classroom and noticed the smartboard, "YES! FINALLY!"
"I know right?" Frieza said as he walked in the room.
18 and 17 also walked in and Krillin practically drooled over her, "H-Hey 18! How was your summer?"
18 rolled her eyes, "It was ok, Krillin. Gosh, we're dating. Stop acting like a love sick puppy,"
"W-What was that?" Krillin asked.
18 shook her head.
Cui walked up to Vegeta, who was still trying to get Bulma off of him, "Hey Bejita, I can take her off your hands,"
Vegeta scowled as he crushed her to his chest, and wrapped his tail around her,"No! She's MINE!"
"A few seconds ago, you were trying to push her off of you!" Cui stated.
"Well...umm...I change my mind!" Vegeta yelled as he punched Cui away from him.
Maron walked in the building, and sneered as she walked up to Bulma, "Hey loser! How was your nerdy summer?"(They weren't friends till 6th grade)
Bulma hopped off of Vegeta's arms and bragged, "Oh it was fun, Moron! I even cured Ebola for the world! I won another Nobel Peace Prize, and got on the cover of TIME magazine!"
"Ugh, no one cares about your stupid accomplishments!" Maron sniffed.
"Then why'd you ask about my summer, Moron?" Bulma asked.
"...SHUT UP!" Maron screamed as she ran out of the classroom.
Tights walked in the class with the sobbing Zarbon, "Just don't listen to them..."
"But they tease me about looking beautiful! And say it's gay!" Zarbon sobbed.
Tights rolled her eyes, "If you're gay then why are you dating me?"
"..."
"You're right!" Zarbon said.
"Of course I am!" Tights yelled as she slapped her forehead.
Tarble and Celeria walked in and sat down.
"Hey Vegeta? Did dad kick your a**?" Celeria asked.
"No," Vegeta said.
"THE WORLD FAMOUS HERCULE HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING!" Hercule screamed as he ran into the classroom with Majin Buu.
Everyone clearly ignored him.
"H-Hey? Aren't you gonna cheer?" Hercule questioned.
"You suck, we've known you for around 6 years!" Tien said.
"...WAAAAAAAH!" Hercule sobbed as he ran out of the classroom.
"WE ARE THE GINYU FORCE!" Ginyu, Jeice, Burter, Recoome, and Guldo yelled as they busted the wall open, and posed dramatically.
"Look what you've done!" King Vegeta yelled, "Detention for a week, if I'm nit playing 2k15!"
"Awww..." The Ginyu Force moaned as they sat down.
Everyone was sitting down by now, so King Vegeta started teaching.
"Ok class, today we're gonna learn about grammar," King Vegeta said.
He turned the smartboard on, and began writing on it.
"Can I write on it?" Tarble asked.
"NO!" King Vegeta roared.
"..."
He cleared his throat and spoke, "Verbs are people, Nouns are places, and Adjectives are compliments or insults,"
Goku raised his hand, "So, I am a verb?"
"Yes!" King Vegeta said.
"Hey Cui! You suck!" Vegeta yelled.
"Good insul- adjective!" King Vegeta said.
Bulma shook her head, "That's completely wrong!"
"Who got the degree?" King Vegeta challenged.
"That's a fake degree!" Piccolo yelled.
"Umm...no it isn't..." King Vegeta said.
"It has wwwdotfakedegreesdotcom on it!" Vegeta yelled.
"...Just go to the next class!" King Vegeta sobbed as he ran away.
Music-
"Welcome to 5th grade, class. Today we're gonna play instruments!" the music teacher said.
"YAAY! I got drums!" Vegeta said as he started banging on them.
"I got a flute!" Piccolo said.
Krillin said, "I got a Pic-"
Piccolo glared at him, very hard.
"A recorder!" Krillin quickly corrected.
"I got a violin!" Chi-Chi said.
"I got the triangle!" Goku said, "Now...how do you play it?"
Everyone anime fainted.
"You're stupid!" Frieza said.
"Well, since we're geniuses, we're playing the piano!" Bulma and Cell said.
"You guys can't play a piano!" Frieza sneered as he held his xylophone.
As Cell started off, Bulma picked off after a certain note and they started playing simultaneously.
Everyone's mouths dropped as they weren't even looking at the notes while playing.
After around 3 minutes, Bulma stopped, leaving Cell to finish the last few keys.
"..."
Everyone sobbed as they heard Bulma and Cell's duet of Für Elise by Beethoven.
Bulma and Cell bowed to their audience.
"*sniff* So beautiful! You get an A for the year!" The band teacher said.
"WHAT?!" Everyone screamed.
"No fair!" Frieza yelled.
"Life isn't fair!" The band teacher yelled, "And they're smarter than all of you dumb people!"
The bell rung, leaving everyone, but Bulma and Cell, grumbling.
Lunch-
Krillin groaned as he poked at his food, "I don't wanna eat this..."
"Then don't!" Vegeta said as he stole half of Bulma's sandwitch.
"Hey!- Oh you've already done that for years, why am I'm not even angry anymore..." Bulma said.
Vegeta rose his eyebrow at Bulma, "Well does this make you angry?" he asked as he took her other half of her sandwitch.
"YES!" Bulma exploded as she tacked Vegeta and started punching him.
Vegeta growled and started pulling her hair.
"Ow!" Bulma yelled as she pulled his hair in retort.
"You two! Come with me!" a teacher yelled as she separated them and carried them away by their collars.
"Get the f*** off me!" Vegeta yelled as he struggled.
"This better not go on my personal record!" Bulma screamed as she kicked her legs at the woman.
Recess-
Goku turned towards Piccolo and Krillin, "Ok men! Since Vegeta's out of the picture, we will carry on with our plan!"
"Yes sir!" Krillin saluted.
"Man, I aint saying no 'yes sir' to you of all people," Piccolo said.
"Well, let's do our plan!" Goku said.
Goku led them as he climbed though the monkey bars and went through the tubes.
"OW!" Piccolo yelled as he hit his head on one of the tubes.
Goku tapped Frieza and Cell's head as he passed them.
"Hey!" Frieza yelled.
Piccolo and Krillin followed along.
Goku slid down the slide and went forward. Piccolo and Krillin followed along.
Somehow, they ended up on the swings.
"WHHHEEEEEEE!" Goku yelled as he swung up and down.
"THIS IS SO FUN!" Krillin yelled as he gripped the swings tightly.
"YEAH!" Piccolo yelled. He then realized something, "WAIT A MINUTE...WHY ARE WE ON THE SWINGS?!"
"NOW...JUMP!" Goku yelled.
"WHAT-AAAAAAAHHHH!" Krillin yelled as Goku grabbed him and jumped off.
Piccolo shrugged and jumped off along with the two.
He was temporarily in the air, but as descended as gravity took place.
What he didn't know was that he was landing straight towards the school roof.
Meanwhile-
Bulma and Vegeta was sitting down on a table, glaring at each other as the teacher was asleep beside them.
"..."
Just then, a crash was heard as rubble started flying everywhere.
Vegeta quickly shielded Bulma as they looked at the hole on the roof.
"Hey guys!" Goku said as he popped out of the rubble.
"Ohh..my head," Krillin moaned.
"Ugh..." Piccolo spat as he arose.
"What the h*** are you doing here?!" Vegeta and Bulma yelled.
"We're saving you!" Goku said.
Goku stepped towards them, but heard something crack under his feet.
They all looked down to see a Pokemon Weedle, released from it's glass case, crawling.
"Aww...it's a wittle Weedle!" Bulma said.
"..."
"W-Weedle..." Goku and Vegeta gasped.
The Weedle wormed it's way towards Goku and Vegeta.
"AAAAAAHHHHH!" Goku and Vegeta screamed as they unconsciously held each other.
"Ha! You're afraid of a cute worm...needle...thing!" Bulma laughed.
She quickly stopped laughing as the Weedle evolved into a giant Beedrill.
"..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Goku, Vegeta, and Bulma screamed as they ran out of the room.
As they ran away, Piccolo shrugged as he grabbed a fly swatter and swatted the Beedrill.
"Nice aim," Krillin said.
"Thanks," Piccolo responded.
Outside, Chi-Chi was pondering of where Goku was.
Immediately, the door busted open to see Bulma, Goku, and Vegeta stuttering and panting.
"Goku, where in the world have you been?!" Chi-Chi demanded.
"Weedle..." All three said at the same time.
"...Who?!" Chi-Chi yelled.
P.E-
"For Monday and Wednesday, you'll be in a pre-health class," Mr. Houghton said.
"Aww..." All the boys moaned.
"Better than dodgeball," Tights said.
"I know, right?" Nice Launch said.
At the Health Room-
All the kids sat down in their desks, while a lady walked in and introduced herself.
"Welcomes to 5th grade! You are now the oldest of the school!" a teacher, Ms. Simions said.
Everyone started chattering at once.
"Now, we're gonna have an excellent year! But there will be a pre-health unit to prepare for middle school," Ms. Simions said.
Everyone was silent.
"You'll study nutrition, stress, relationships, and body development," Ms. Simions said.
All the boys started snickering while the girls nervously looked at each other.
Chi-Chi rose her eyebrow at the word "body development" while looking at all the girls.
Once she looked at Bulma, she gasped as she looked at her shirt. She had lines over her back and Chi-Chi immediately recognized as a training bra.
She quickly shook her, "Bulma!" she yelled, "You have a-"
"Shh!" Bulma shushed calmly, "I don't want the whole school knowing!"
"Lucky!" Chi-Chi whined.
"18 got one too," Bulma whispered.
Chi-Chi looked at 18, who was talking to 17. She in fact, had one.
"My dad said I was too young..." Chi-Chi said.
"Aw, you'll get one soon," Bulma said, "I guess me and 18 matured a bit more,"
"I'M MORE MATURER THAN BOTH OF YOU COMBINED!" Chi-Chi roared.
"Ok! Ok!" Bulma shakily laughed.
"I can't believe we're gonna learn about...things...with the girls," Turles said.
"Don't make such a big deal, it's just body developments, nothing else," Taleem sighed.
Turles asked, "You think we'll see a girl's-"
"Turles! Stop acting like a perv and shut up!" Vegeta growled.
"Now, here your pre-health teacher!" Ms. Simions said.
Everyone gaped as they saw Mr. Blutzinger walked in the room.
"Mr. Buttstinger? What are you doing here?!" Goku asked.
"Heh! I'm your pre-health teacher!" Mr. Blutzinger said.
Everyone gasped.
"S-So you're gonna teach us about our b-body?!" Bulma exclaimed.
"Yup!" Mr. Blutzinger said.
"L-Like stuff like our body changing?!" Vegeta demanded.
"Yes, the puberty unit," Mr. Blutzinger said.
"B-But that's gonna traumatize us!" Piccolo protested.
"I know! I'm gonna traumatize all of you!" Mr. Blutzinger laughed.
Everyone's eyes went wide open.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Everyone screamed.
Next Time- Lesson from the Police
Guess what?! I managed to get a 91.38% on Algebra! All As for me YAAAY! Anyway, I decided to post 5th grade cause I wanted a break from 3rd with Haloween. Like, I already just did Kindergarten 2 Halloween so, it was kinda getting old. Anyway, I'm changing my schedule to updating 1-3 per week. Since tomorrow's the last day of school for 2014, I'll be able to update more often. Anyway, this fic will be my regular length of elementary, around 19-22 chapters. Here's my preview of the next chapter:
Preview-
"Now, who wants to be the criminal?" Officer Jack asked.
Vegeta, Frieza, and Cell raised their hands, "ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!"
"Hmm...you!" Officer Jack said as he pointed to Vegeta.
"YES!" Vegeta yelled as he got up.
He was quickly yanked down by Bulma, "You better not do anything lethal..." she hissed.
"Oh," Vegeta chuckled, "I won't do anything lethal..."
He walked up to the officer and asked, "So what do I gotta do?"
"Now son, act like a criminal and pretend to shoot me," The Officer said.
Vegeta held up his hand and made it into a gun sign.
"Now...shoot!" Officer Jack said.
Vegeta shot a ki blast from his finger, and it pierced the officer's heart.
"..." The police gasped as he fell to the floor, dead.
"VEGETA!" Bulma screamed.
"What, Woman?! I didn't do nothing lethal!" Vegeta protested.
"Lethal means "deadly" you idiot!" Cell corrected.
"...Ooohh..." Vegeta realized, "...My bad,"
End Preview-
Chapter 2: Lesson from the Police
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing!
Chapter 2: Lesson from the Police
Goku yawned as he rose from his bed and rubbed his eyes in the early morning.
He sat up and looked out the window. It was still kinda dark, but blue rays shined in the window.
Goku got up and looked in his drawers. He saw his orange gi in the top shelf, and grabbed it.
He stripped down naked from his pajamas and put his gi on. He looked at himself in the mirror, and pulled a few punches on himself, until he accidentally broke the mirror.
Goku walked downstairs and grabbed the whole contents of the fridge and ate all of the food.
After his breakfast, he stepped outside and began training until the blue rays turned yellow.
About an hour later, Bardock stepped outside and noticed his son training, "Son, it's 8:00 am, why the f*** are you training?!"
"I need to get stronger!" Goku yelled as he kicked his invisible opponent.
"Son I'm proud of your ambition but, school started already!" Bardock yelled.
Goku immediately stopped, "WHAT?! Sorry, I gotta go!"
Goku placed his fingers onto his forehead and disappeared, much of Bardock's shock.
At school-
"Kakarot?" King Vegeta called in attendance.
"..."
"KAKAROT?!" King Vegeta yelled.
"..."
"KAKARROT!" Brolly screamed.
"Where's Goku?" Krillin asked.
"I dunno, he didn't walk with us to school," Piccolo said.
"I hope Kakarot's late!" Vegeta chuckled.
"I hope he's dead!" Frieza exclaimed.
"...Too much," Cell said.
"Well," King Vegeta sighed, "I guess he's-"
Just then, Goku appeared out of thin air, landing on Chi-Chi.
Chi-Chi fell on the floor by surprise, and Goku tumbled down with her.
"Hi Chi-Chi!" Goku greeted as his face was inches from hers.
Chi-Chi blushed while pushing him off, "Goku!"
"Ha! Finally you're getting it on!" Piccolo teased.
Chi-Chi blushed even more while Goku asked, "What?"
"I really don't know myself, adults usually say this type of stuff," Piccolo said.
"Well class," King Vegeta started, "We have a guest today. Meet Police Officer Jack!"
"BOOOOOO!" All the kids jeered as the police officer walked in.
Jack looked at King Vegeta unsurely.
"Don't worry, that's their way of saying hello," King Vegeta assured.
"Hello kids! I'm Officer Jack, and I'll be teaching you about the police," Off. Jack said.
Piccolo raised his hand.
"Yes?" Off. Jack asked.
"Why do you policemen always beat on my daddy?!" Piccolo demanded.
"W-What?" Off. Jack stuttered.
"Yeah, he isn't armed, doesn't have any illegal drugs, or nothing, and you just beat him up for no reason!" Piccolo exclaimed.
"Uhhh...I'll report this to the Police Depar-"
"No you won't!" Vegeta yelled, "Police never do that s***!"
"Are you discriminating him cause he's green?" Bulma asked.
"No!" The Officer said.
"Well," Cell drawled, putting on his glasses,"According to statistics and recent actions..."
King Vegeta munched on some popcorn as Cell started outsmarting the Officer.
"...So, in reality, Cops beat on 60% Non-Humans and 40% Humans!" Cell concluded.
"...Who wants to play a game?" Off. Jack suggested.
"WE DO!" The majority of the class yelled.
Bulma and Cell slapped their foreheads.
"Well, we're gonna play a game of Cops and Robbers," Off. Jack said, "Now, who wants to be the criminal?"
Vegeta, Frieza, and Cell raised their hands, "ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!"
"Hmm...you!" Officer Jack said as he pointed to Vegeta.
"YES!" Vegeta yelled as he got up.
He was quickly yanked down by Bulma, "You better not do anything lethal..." she hissed.
"Oh," Vegeta chuckled, "I won't do anything lethal..."
He walked up to the officer and asked, "So what do I gotta do?"
"Now son, act like a criminal and pretend to shoot me," The Officer said.
Vegeta held up his hand and made it into a gun sign.
"Now...shoot!" Officer Jack said.
Vegeta shot a ki blast from his finger, and it pierced the officer's heart.
"..." The police gasped as he fell to the floor, dead.
"VEGETA!" Bulma screamed.
"What, Woman?! I didn't do nothing lethal!" Vegeta protested.
"Lethal means "deadly" you idiot!" Cell corrected.
"...Ooohh..." Vegeta realized, "...My bad,"
Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
Princessdbz10 chapter 1
This chappie was so good! How long do you think the entire school days of the gang is going to last? I know it's already been a year, ( yaaayy! Congrats ) but how many more years?!
Me: Thanks! And around 4-5 more years until I retire and accomplish my goal. Most of the years will be spent on high school.
EmeraldoftheStars chapter 1
Woohoo, 5th Grade! They are going to learn about puberty? ...oh no...Anyway this is a great fort chapter and can't wait for more!
Me: XD You just read my mind, you know there's gonna be trouble
Blake chapter 1
this chapter was cool but im kinda mad that fanfiction wouldn't let me in since im 11 ughhhhhhhhh but yeah really cool chapter I liked the weedle part I fell bad for the Z-FIGHTERS cause is teaching them health well bye
Me: Lol thanks!
Vegeta: W-Weedle...
Blazingnyancat chapter 1
She cured Ebola?
BRAVO!
We won'tget zombies now :D
Me: Lol yup, she's smart for an 11 year old
kurizafan chapter 1
Nice first chapter and a weedle that's funny for goku and vegeta
Me: Lol yeah, I wonder if Pokemon made him on purpose...
Vegeta: W-Weedle...
queenvicky99 chapter 1
Yayyyyyyyyy,Can't wait to read more .You are almost there gurl !I can't wait to see what Vegeta do and how there brains are going to melt after this:3:3:3!Until next chapie! Chow!
Me: Lol thanks!
PippElulu chapter 1
WOOHOO! 5TH GRADE! AND I AM FINALLY ON HOLIDAYS! What number fic is this?
Me: Lol this is my..umm..11th or 12th fic. After this will be 4th grade, then finally high school
00gohan123 chapter 1
Boo! Yea boo yea hahahahaha I'm the first to review nice job on your test xd that pokemon (looks around evily) heh this gives me an idea for a pokedbz one shot hahahahaha!
Me: Lol thanks! Hope you use Weedle in good use, I sure did!
Vegeta: W-Weedle...
Piccolo: And that was Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
In Jail-
King Vegeta sighed as he stood in jail along with the whole class.
"Why are we in jail?" Goku asked.
"Because, Vegeta here couldn't control himself and you're the one that called the cops!" King Vegeta yelled.
"He was doing the right thing!" Chi-Chi defended.
"Ok," The guard said, "One of you can make only one phone call,"
"I'll do it," King Vegeta said.
"No! I wanna do it!" Goku whined.
"You got us into enough trouble already!" Frieza yelled.
"I need to get this out of my record!" Cell moaned.
"Pleeaasee?!" Goku pleaded.
"...Fine," King Vegeta relented.
"WHAT?!" Everyone yelled.
"Father, you're insane!" Vegeta yelled.
"We'll see if he fixes his problem," King Vegeta said.
So, Goku was handed the phone and he dialed a number.
"..."
"Hello? Pizza Hut? Can I have a large pepperoni pizza sent to...umm...what's the address here?" Goku asked.
"NO!" Everyone screamed.
"But I'm hungry!" Goku whined.
"Times up," the guard said as he locked Goku back up.
Everyone glared at Goku as he chuckled sheepishly.
Eventually, King Vegeta's wife, Bardock, and Gine bailed them out after hearing the incident on the news.
"Oww!" Vegeta whined as he held his hurt head.
"You are a complete idiot!" His mother screamed as she bashed his head a few more times.
King Vegeta wasn't any better either, "We're sorry!" he said as he rubbed his bruised up head.
"No! This is the last time! You're sleeping on the couch for a month!" His wife yelled.
"Not the couch!" King Vegeta exclaimed, "It has worms in it!"
"Too bad!" His wife snapped.
"What did I do?!" Bardock yelled as Gine clobbered him along with Goku.
"You didn't teach your son about calling me when he's in jail!" Gine yelled.
Goku sobbed as he rubbed his cheek, "I'm sorry, mom!"
Gine's eyes watered as she smuggled Goku to her, "My son was exposed to the horrors of jail! And it's all your fault!"
"I wasn't even there!" Bardock yelled.
That earned him another slap, "Then make dinner yourself!" she humphed as her and Vegeta's mom left, leaving Bardock and King Vegeta in the dust.
"*sigh* My life," King Vegeta moaned.
"I know, right?" Bardock said.
"..."
"...Wanna go to Pizza Hut?" King Vegeta asked, "Our wives aren't gonna feed us so..."
"Sure, might as well-Hey! Where my wallet!" Bardock exclaimed as he searches his pockets.
King Vegeta searched his and noticed his wallet was stolen too, "What the f***?! Mines is gone too!"
Bardock wondered, "Where could've it-"
They both paused for a minute, "..."
"THAT D*** WOMAN!"
Next Time- First Lesson from Mr. Blutzinger
Well, I'm dead tired and since it's break, I decided to do a simple chapter today. I'm almost done with the next chapter of 3rd grade, so that should be up soon. But to pass the meantime, I just posted my Christmas one shot: Dbz in Elementary School: 4th Grade Special 2: A Christmas Story. It'd pretty good, so I suggest you read it. Anyway, I wish you all a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, see you in 3rd grade!
Chapter 3: First Lesson from Mr Blutzinger
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing!
Chapter 3: First Lesson from Mr. Blutzinger
It was around the next day, and all the kids were outside before school started.
"V-Vegeta?! What the f*** are you wearing?!" Piccolo snickered as he tried to hold in his laughter.
"None of your business!" Vegeta flushed. He couldn't believe what he was wearing either.
Goku walked towards them and noticed Vegeta's attire, "*GASP* Vegeta!"
"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!" Vegeta yelled.
"WOAH!" Krillin gasped as he saw Vegeta.
"SHUT UP!" Vegeta screamed.
"...Didn't even say anything..." Krillin muttered.
"But Vegeta! Why would you wear a pink shirt with yellow pants?!" Goku asked.
Vegeta flushed even more. He was wearing a wife beater (What a terrible name for a shirt..) with a pink button up shirt (That said 'BAD MAN') along with yellow pants.
"It all started...yesterday..." Vegeta started.
Flashback-
Vegeta was in his room, watching One Piece, while Bulma was playing a game on her phone.
They were sitting in his bed, since he was grounded from the meantime, and he wasn't allowed to step a foot out of his room.
"Hey Vegeta? Wanna play this game?" Bulma asked.
"What is it?" Vegeta questioned.
"It's Candy Crush Soda Saga," Bulma explained, "You match the candies together to earn points,"
"Ha! That's it? I can beat this game in 10 min.!" Vegeta bragged.
"No you can't!" Bulma scoffed.
"Woman, are you questioning the abilities of the Prince of All Saiyans?" Vegeta snarled.
"Yes," Bulma said flatly.
"I'll show you!" Vegeta growled as he snatched her phone.
"How about we make a bet? If you can't beat the game in 10 minutes, you gotta wear this outfit, everyday until you beat it" Bulma said as she showed him the pink shirt and yellow pants.
Vegeta almost threw up at the colors, but held it in, "Fine! And if I win...you gotta give me pancakes everyday for lunch AND you gotta buy me all the sets of One Piece!"
"Deal!" Bulma agreed as they shook on it.
"Ready...Go!" Bulma yelled as she set the timer.
Vegeta grunted as he looked for matches that he could bring together.
"Argh..." Vegeta growled. He couldn't fond anything!
The timer ticked as he moved every candy he could, but it ended up going back to it's original place.
"5 minutes," Bulma announced.
Vegeta looked constantly for one match, but still didn't see any.
Just then, a helpful suggestion popped up in the game, but Vegeta ignored it for his pride's sake.
"3 minutes," Bulma announced.
"Grrr..." Vegeta growled. Was this game rigged or something?!
He then finally found a match, and another, and another, triggering chain reactions and more points until eventually-
RIIIIING!
"Times up!" Bulma said.
"Ha! Looks like I win, Woman!" Vegeta smirked as he showed Bulma the completed screen.
"...That's the first level, Vegeta," Bulma stated.
"Huh?" Vegeta questioned, confused.
Bulma pressed the back button and Vegeta gasped as he scrolled up and up, looking at an endless path of levels.
"..." Vegeta gasped in shock.
Bulma smiled as she handed him the outfit, and kissed his cheek as she said, "I'll be expecting you to wear this outfit tomorrow,"
She happily left the stricken Vegeta as he finally found his voice to scream, "WOMAAAAN!"
End Flashback-
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Everyone laughed.
Most of the kids were here by now, and picked up on the embarrassing story.
"I can't believe you fell for that!" Cell laughed.
"Shut. Up." Vegeta growled.
"I think the outfit looks good on him," Bulma said, just arriving.
Vegeta scowled and crossed his arms, facing away from her, "I'm not talking to you!"
"You're doing it now," Bulma stated.
"Stop being such a smarta** for once!" Vegeta growled.
Before Bulma could retort, the bell rung, meaning school started.
Class-
"Son, what's up with the outfit?!" King Vegeta exclaimed.
"I don't wanna talk about it!" Vegeta growled as he sat down.
After checking attendance, King Vegeta finally got to business.
"Okay class, today we're gonna play a game!" King Vegeta said.
Everyone started cheering.
"Okay, now I'm gonna go around the room, holding out flash cards and two people will answer the question. The fastest person gets to advance around the classroom, and the slow one is out. Who ever gets around the classroom, wins," King Vegeta explained.
"This is bogus! We already know Cell or Bulma's gonna win!" Frieza yelled.
"Shut up! No one asked for your opinion!" King Vegeta snapped.
King Vegeta started the game and walked up to Goku and Krillin. He showed them the card that read: 10÷2.
"Um..! Uh! Eh?! Argh! Err!" Krillin and Goku stuttered as they tried to calculate the problem in their mind.
"Ummm...4!" Goku guessed.
"Close," King Vegeta hinted.
"3?" Krillin suggested.
"Close," King Vegeta sighed.
"6?" Goku asked.
"You're really close," King Vegeta said.
"7?" Krillin asked.
King Vegeta slapped his forehead, "Lower,"
"1?"
"No,"
"2?"
"No!"
"Umm...4?" Goku asked.
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IT'S 5!" King Vegeta screamed.
"...You cheated!" Krillin accused.
"Yeah, he did cheat!" Goku agreed.
"Sit. Down. NOW!" King Vegeta screamed.
Goku and Krillin quickly sat down.
King Vegeta next went to Frieza and Zarbon. He held up a card that said: 5×5.
"It's 25!" Zarbon said.
"Good job!" King Vegeta sighed in relief as he lead Zarbon towards the next opponent.
"Stupid Zarbon...his girlfriend taught him too much," Frieza muttered.
Next was Zarbon and 18. King Vegeta grabbed a card that said: 16÷4.
"4," 18 immediately said.
"Good. Zarbon, you can sit now," King Vegeta instructed as he led 18 to her next opponent.
18 and 17 stared at each other as King Vegeta presented them the next card: 7×3.
"21!" Both said at the same time.
King Vegeta pulled another card that said: 40÷10.
"4!" Both said, yet again at the same time.
King Vegeta frowned and sighed, "Both of you just sit down..."
Next was Vegeta and Cui, who both were glaring at each other.
King Vegeta pulled out the next card: 6×7.
"42!" Vegeta quickly yelled before Cui.
"Good job, son," King Vegeta said as he lead him to the next opponent, while Cui clenched his fists.
Vegeta groaned as his opponent was Cell. Cell smirked devilishly at Vegeta. King Vegeta held up the next card that said 8×8.
"64!" Cell quickly and loudly spoke, blowing off Vegeta's answer.
King Vegeta led Cell to his next victim while Vegeta fumed.
Round after round, Cell was blowing off everyone else until he came across Bulma.
Everyone was dead silent as they noticed the thick tension in the air.
As King Vegeta shakily pulled out a card, Bulma and Cell screamed out the answer in an instant.
"26!"
"..."
King Vegeta blinked as he pulled out another card.
"72!" They both yelled.
"..."
"44!"
"81!"
"7!"
"36!"
After many tries of choosing a winner, thankfully the bell rung, meaning lunch/recess.
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Guest chapter 2
I loved this chap it was bloody hilarious, can't wait for ur next update!
Me: Thanks!
Blake chapter 2
I liked this chapter I don't remember where but I remember seeing a preview for this chapter meh well Im suspicious about a caterpie appearance but why am I suspicious why would another worm be in a story like this EPIC STORY anyways bye
Me: Lol Maybe cause things always come back
Vegeta: Don't jinx me!
Blazingnyancat chapter 2
Did you know in the new Dragon Ball movie Coming soon Krillin becomes a Poilice Officer.
Me: Yup! Hey, at least it isn't Saiyaman...
PippElulu chapter 2
Oh my god. THIS CHAPTER MADE ME CRACK UP SO MANY TIMES! I CAN SO IMAGINE VEGETA DOING A 'GUN/KI BLAST' AS A KID! GOD THAT WAS FUNNY!
Me: Lol That does seem imaginable
EmeraldoftheStars chapter 2
Lol this chapter was so funny! Poor King Vegeta and Bardock, they can't even order Pizza Hut (and King Vegeta has to sleep in a couch with worms :P ). Also Im kinda suprised this is theyre first time in jail,considering they are...themselves. Anyway great chapter!
Me: Well, it's the Chibis first time, but KV and Bardock...that's another story XD
Vegeta:...Huh?
queenvicky99 chapter 2
This was hilarious .Ha ,That's what Vegas get the baka !Go woman power !Beat those men a lesson ! XD ,Poor KV and Barduck .They just cm get all the blame .To bad ...for them :3 .Loved that Chris story ,it was sooo cute and fun .Also take ya time !It WINTER BREAK ! THE only long vacation beside summer and that's a long way away .So take your time ,and don't worry !Well be wait !Until next chapie! Chow!
Me: Lol they always get blamed for something, eh?
Vegeta: And it's always funny...
00gohan123 chapter 2
Heh this wasn't simple to me I luved it awesome job ryu-chan! Anyway vegetttttaaaaa
The story is almost done hahahahhaahahaha!
Me: Yup, lol
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Recess-
Vegeta sat, humiliated on the monkey bars as he glared at people still snickering at his outfit.
"Aw, don't mind them. You look cute," Bulma said, climbing up on the bars to sit next to him.
"You're just saying that because you wanna look at my muscles!" Vegeta accused.
"...What was that?" Bulma asked, distracted by his exposed short sleeved arms.
Vegeta growled and turned his back away from her, ignoring her laughing and apologies.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Goku's voice screamed in terror.
All the Z Fighters powered up and ran towards Goku's voice.
"What's going on?!" Piccolo demanded.
"Yeah, what is it?" Krillin asked.
Tien grunted while 18 scowled.
"W-W-WEEEDDDLLLLE!" Goku cried as he started running away.
"Huh?!" Everyone questioned as they looked down at the source.
They ended up seeing a Pokemon worm with a needle on it's head, crawling towards them.
"Aww..." Chi-Chi said as she picked up the Weedle.
"It's just a worm!" Piccolo yelled, outraged.
"Not just any worm..." a voice said, above them.
Everyone looked up to see Vegeta, charging an attack, "It's THE worm!"
"Vegeta! Don't you think this is a little drastic?" Tarble asked.
"NO!" Vegeta yelled as he prepared to release it, "Say goodbye, Weedle, to one of my strongest attacks: BIG BANG ATTACK!"
Vegeta released his huge ball of energy, while everyone ran out of the way.
BOOM!
The blast took out 3/4 of the whole playground, and Vegeta landed softly, proud of himself.
He then shook as his eyes widened, "No! I can't be...!"
The Weedle was still alive, crawling it's way towards Vegeta.
"HOW IS IT STILL ALIVE?!" Vegeta screamed as he ran away, leaving the others to moan about their limbs hurting.
Pre-Health Class-
Everyone walked in the classroom nervously, as Mr. Blutzinger smiled evilly at them.
"I don't wanna be here!" Krillin groaned as he sat down.
18 rolled her eyes as she sat by him.
"I'm scared..." Celeria whispered as she glanced at Blutzinger.
"Don't worry! I'll protect you!" Turles said as wrapped his arm around Celeria.
Celeria then noticed his hand going a bit lower, and slapped his hand away, "Freakin perv..." she muttered.
As Mr. Buttstinger counted attendance, and realized that Goku was missing.
"Hello? Please send Son Goku to room 508 please," Mr. Blutzinger said into the speaker.
A few moments later, and the door opened, revealing King Vegeta hauling in a screaming Goku.
"I DON'T WANNA BE HERE!" Goku wailed as he held the edges of the door, wanting to be free.
"TOO BAD!" King Vegeta yelled as he yanked Goku from his only chance of escaping.
KV set Goku down in his chair, and left while muttering, "Glad I'm not you guys.."
"Okay, now that everyone's here, we will be talking about nutrition," Mr. Blutzinger said.
Everyone sighed in relief.
"Nutrition is very important for growing children, especially children growing into the adolescence stage," Mr. Blutzinger said.
Everyone cringed at the word 'adolescence'.
"I-I can't take it anymore!" Piccolo cried as he tried to leave the room.
"Do you want a referral Mr. Piccolo?!" Mr. Blutzinger smirked.
"D***!" Piccolo cursed as he sat back down.
Vegeta growled as he played Candy Crush Soda Saga in his phone, hiding it in hid lap under the desk.
"Argh..." Vegeta growled as he failed one level. He needed to beat this game as fast as he could.
"Vegeta uhh...Vegeta!" Mr. Blutzinger snapped, "Put your phone up!"
"No way, fata**!" Vegeta yelled.
3 minutes later, King Vegeta promptly snatched Vegeta's phone, "Sorry son, but your mother can't stand being the only one paying the bills,"
Vegeta glared at the smug looking Blutzinger as he twitched his eye.
"Eating habits are also important to young girls, especially in menstruation," said.
All the girls flushed deeply and the boys just looked confused.
Goku raised his hand, "Mr. Buttstinger? What's 'menstruation?'"
BANG!
Goku groaned as Chi-Chi hit him with a frying pan.
"You'll learn next year or the year after," Mr. Blutzinger reluctantly said.
All the girls sighed in relief.
"Now, good foods to eat is fruits and vegetables, it helps instead of junk," Mr. Blutzinger said.
Goku, Vegeta, Celeria, Tarble, and Brolly gasped, "VEGETABLES?!"
"Duh!" Mr. Blutzinger sneered.
"You're a sick man!" Vegeta yelled.
"What are you talking about?!" Mr. Blutzinger demanded.
As they were distracted, Piccolo took that chance to run out of the classroom, screaming, "I'M FREE! I'M FREE!"
"HEY!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled as he ran after Piccolo.
"I'm out!" Vegeta yelled as he walked out of the door and the opposite way of Piccolo and Mr. Blutzinger.
"Wait up!" Goku yelled as he went after Vegeta.
Everyone else shrugged and walked out of the class.
10 min. later-
Everyone sat pouting as King Vegeta panted, tired from catching all of the kids.
"Okay, I handcuffed them to their desks, so they can't move," King Vegeta sweated as he wiped his forehead.
"Okay class, since you think you're so slick, I want you to do 50 questions in your health book for homework!" Mr. Blutzinger punished.
Everyone groaned and protested.
"I can't do that s***! I gotta get out of a bet!" Vegeta protested.
"Too bad!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.
Just then the bell rung and he said, "You better do all your homework, or you all fail!"
Next Time- Krillin the (Lame) Hall Monitor
Preview-
"I am now...a hall monitor!" Krillin announced happily.
He wore a green mini police outfit with a hall monior badge on his right chest. He also wore a green hat that says "Hall Monitor"
Everyone was dead silent, "..."
"GEEK!" Vegeta yelled as everyone busted out laughing.
"I-I'm not a geek! I'm cool!" Krillin protested.
"Look, it'd be cool if you were kicking a**, but you're not. You're giving people detentions!" Frieza snickered.
"18, do you think I'm cool?" Krillin asked.
18 said nothing, but covered her face in shame.
"I think you're cool!" Goku said.
That made everyone laugh even harder, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
End Preview-
Chapter 4: Krillin the (Lame) Hall Monitor
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing!
Chapter 4: Krillin the (Lame) Hall Monitor
It was still September, and it was a semi-warm morning, with the birds chirping and all that stuff. At school, the announcer was announcing the positions kids got in the school.
"...The class president of 5th Grade is Son Goku!" The lady said over the speakers.
"Yes!" Goku exclaimed.
"How is he always president nowadays?!" Piccolo exclaimed.
"He doesn't even do anything!" Vegeta agreed.
"Yes he does! He...umm...well, if he's the leader of the Z Fighters, than he can be leader of our class!" Chi-Chi defended.
"Who?" Cell asked.
"The Z Fighters...the name of our group!" Bulma stated.
"We don't have a group!" Frieza said.
"..."
Just then, Krillin walked into the classroom, and everyone stopped to gape at him.
"I am now...a hall monitor!" Krillin announced happily.
He wore a green mini police outfit with a hall monitor badge on his right chest. He also wore a green hat that says "Hall Monitor"
Everyone was dead silent, "..."
"GEEK!" Vegeta yelled as everyone busted out laughing.
"I-I'm not a geek! I'm cool!" Krillin protested.
"Look, it'd be cool if you were kicking a**, but you're not. You're giving people detentions!" Frieza snickered.
"18, do you think I'm cool?" Krillin asked.
18 said nothing, but covered her face in shame.
"I think you're cool!" Goku said.
That made everyone laugh even harder, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
'Argh! I'll show them!' Krillin thought as the bell rung, meaning art class.
Art-
"Now class, I want you to draw something you look forward to this year," Mrs. Skinner (The art teacher) said.
Bulma thought for a minute before snickering and drawing something.
Chi-Chi smiled as she began to draw.
Vegeta immediately started scribbling, while Tarble took his time.
Goku's mouth drooled as he knew what he was gonna draw.
Turles snickered as he started to draw, but his paper was quickly snatched up and ripped by the blushing Celeria.
Piccolo grunted as he started drawing while Krillin's eyes started shining.
"Ok, who's first?" The teacher asked.
"Me!" Bulma said as she went in front of the class and showed her picture.
It was a drawing of Vegeta in his pink shirt and yellow pants, with sparkles and flowers around him.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!" Everyone laughed.
Vegeta growled, "Oh I got something for you!"
He went up, pushed Bulma out of the way and showed his picture.
It was him winning the Candy Crush game and Bulma in the kitchen, making him pancakes.
"Ooh!" All the kids laughed at Vegeta's retaliation.
Bulma growled while snatching Vegeta's picture and ripped it up.
Everyone's eyes widened as when the picture ripped up to shreds, Bulma gave a sadistic smile.
Vegeta snarled as he did the same to her picture, and Bulma's smile turned into a deadly glare.
Vegeta immediately started glaring back, and it looked like one of them was gonna turn violent.
"Umm...Who's next?" The teacher asked.
"Me!" Frieza said as he got up and showed his drawing.
Goku was in a torturing room, getting severely whipped and beaten by Frieza.
Everyone gaped at the scene, "..."
"Wow, I didn't know you liked Goku like that!" Turles snorted.
"No, it's not what it looks like, I'm killing him!" Frieza protested.
"Oh you're "killing" him alright," Piccolo said.
Krillin walked up to Frieza with a pen and some slips and said, "I'm afraid I have to give you a ticket for-"
"F*** your ticket!" Frieza yelled as he ripped the slip up and stomped to his seat.
Uhh...since I'm already up here, might as well show you my drawing," Krillin said as he presented his picture.
It was a drawing of him in a police car eating donuts with 18 sitting by him.
18 slightly flushed as she blasted the picture to bits.
"Babe, what was that for?!" Krillin protested.
"That's too embarrassing to be seen," 18 emotionlessly said.
Goku went up next and smiled as he said, "Here's my picture!"
Goku drew a variety of foods, from vegetables, fruits, candy and more.
"This is highly predictable," Tarble stated.
Lastly, Chi-Chi walked up and showed everyone her picture of Goku in his tuxedo and Chi-Chi in her wedding dress, with all their friends beside them.
"Aww!" All the girls (except Celeria and 18) squealed at the thought of weddings
"Ugh..." All the boys groaned. Weddings were gross and boring.
"Aww! I'm your maid of honor!" Bulma smiled as she forgot the incident with Vegeta.
"I don't wanna be Kakarot's best man! And why did you make me ugly?!" Vegeta yelled.
"Why aren't I the best man?!" Krillin asked.
"You both can be the best man!" Goku smiled.
"*sniff* I love weddings!" Zarbon wailed.
"Wait, you're not getting married this year! You're 11 freaking years old!" Celeria said.
"A girl can dream..." Chi-Chi sighed.
Just then, the bell rung for lunch, and everyone busted out of class, and raced to the cafeteria.
Lunch-
"I told you, I want pancakes!" Vegeta yelled at the lunchlady.
"This isn't breakfast! Now eat your pois- food!" The lunchlady screamed.
Vegeta grumbled as he walked out of the lunchline.
He sat down at his table and whined, "That fat peasant won't make me pancakes!"
"Too bad!" Piccolo said as he drunk his water.
"You can't have pancakes every single day of your life," Chi-Chi said.
"Yes I can! You just never tried, Harpy!" Vegeta yelled.
"Hey! Stop calling me that!" Chi-Chi yelled.
"Get over it, I'll try to invent you some pancake flavored gum for you," Bulma snickered as she took a bite of her sandwitch.
As usual, Vegeta stole one half of the sandwitch and started eating.
"Do you even bring your own food?!" Bulma asked.
"No," Vegeta said, "I have no time!"
"You know, you can try waffles, it's better than pancakes," Tarble suggested.
"..."
"NO F***ING WAY I'M TRYING THAT RIP-OFF OF THE MOST DELICIOUS FOOD IN THE WORLD! I HATE WAFFLES!" Vegeta screamed as he transformed into a Super Saiyan
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ExplodingQuasar chapter 3
NO MORE EBOLA! YAY! D
Where's Yamcha(not that anyone cares) and Tien?
Love your work! 3rd grade was actually the first fanfic here tjat i've read, and you got me into countless others!.Thx sssssooooo much! I owe you a ton! D
Me: Eh, Yamcha's either dead or not mentioned yet, Tien's in this chapter, and thanks! I love Newbies and their reactions to me fics!
EmeraldoftheStars chapter 3
Another story, huh? Sounds...interesting xD. Anyway the review, lol the Weedle shall live forever! Maybe it's Lv. 9000 to survive a Big Bang attack...and not be harmed. Also...really they don't know 10(add division sign here) 2? *sigh*Its sad really. And Lol Vegeta had to wear a PINK BAD MAN SHIRT XD XD Ah...that will never cease to amuse me. And he can't beat Candy Crush Soda Saga (in your face Vegeta the prince isn't so mighty after all)! All in all great chapter!
Me: Lol, I have a hard time beating it, until I just gave up XD. It's really a game for moms I guess. And since King Vegeta rarely teaches them stuff, Goku and Krillin's a bit..dull, lol.
Vegeta: Stop making fun of me!
Blake chapter 3
well I wasn't right about caterpie but weedle came SO IM 1/2 RIGHT!If I was vegeta I would break the handcuffs and blast goodbye.
Me: Lol
queenvicky99 chapter 3
OMFG!Loll XD ,just LOL .Can't wait for more !Until next chapter! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Me: Thanks, lol.
kurizafan chapter 3
Yes a weedle!Hey Veggie never kill them they are impossible to chapter and I'm saying weedle in my reviews to scare you Veggie-chan.
Me: Weedles are invincible!
Vegeta: *shudders* S-Stop talking about it!
PippElulu chapter 3
OMG! MY FRIEND SENT ME A DBZ HIGH SCHOOL FIC WHERE VEGETA'S AN ALCOHOL ADDICTED BADASS WHO'S BEEN TO PRISON, KING VEGETA IS A CHILD-ABUSER, DRUG-DEALER, AND ALCOHOL ADDICT, CHI-CHI'S A SOCIAL OUTCAST WHO GOKU LIKES BUT DOESN'T WHAT TO DATE BECAUSE SHE ISN'T IN HIS LEAGUE, GOKU'S A STAR FOOTBALL PLAYER WHO'S FATHER AND GRANDPA BOTH WERE KILLED AND HE'S NOW COMPLETELY ALONE, BULMA'S A WIMPY CHICK THAT IS POPULAR FOR HER MONEY AND ALWAYS RUNS BACK AND FORGIVES YAMCHA AFTER HE CHEATS ON HER, 18 LIVES IN THE POOREST LOCATION EVER AND STRUGGLES TO EAT, AND SHE STEALS TO GET PROPER CLOTHES, KRILLIN IS THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT A PROBLEM!
THANK YOU! THANK YOU FOR HAVING THIS NON-DRAMATIC STORY! IT'S FUNNY AND AMAZING AND AWESOME TO READ AFTER I'VE BEEN READING SOMETHING ANGSTY! THANK YOUUUUUUUU!
Okay...I'm calm...
Me: O_O Thanks...and that's why I can't wait till August! I'm hyped to get into the competition! I always wanted to have an awesome high school fic and that's why I'm building it up with other school fics. So people can know my character's personality and my style, instead of risking it with one fic!
Vegeta: I'M HYPED TOO!
Piccolo: And that was Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
Recess-
"I am, Officer Krillin!" Krillin said as he ran throughout the playground, looking for trouble.
He slid through the slides, swung the swings, and jumped the rope, but he still couldn't find trouble.
"This is boring!" Krillin groaned.
Just then, a man fell out of the sky, and crashed towards the ground.
"Ooh!" All the kids cringed as they surrounded them.
"Soy Miguel y estoy aquí PARA MATAR A TODOS!" The man yelled as he jumped up.
He was big and fat, had a giant build, and a big furry mustache...and was 6 feet tall (A monster compare to the mere 4-5 feet of the kids.
"You can't kill us!" Bulma yelled, understanding his language.
"SÍ PUEDO!" Miguel screamed as he lunged at Bulma.
Vegeta grabbed her and kicked Miguel a few feet away, "I'm getting tired of saving you!"
"You rarely save me!" Bulma yelled.
"YA ESTOY DE VUELTA!" Miguel yelled as he took out his ultimate weapon:
"WEEDLE!" Goku and Vegeta screamed.
"WEEDLE , USE SHOT CADENA!" Miguel yelled as Weedle used String Shot at most of the gang.
"I'm stuck!" Piccolo yelled as he tried to untangle himself.
"Me too!" Cell yelled as his wings were connected to the web.
"See?! Weedles are dangerous!" Goku said as his hair was tangled.
Krillin was the only one left that wasn't in the web.
"Uhh...looks like I'll be going now..." Krillin stuttered as he started walking away.
"KRILLIN!" Everyone screamed.
Krillin flinched and turned around.
"You said you wanted trouble, and now you got trouble. In other words...SAVE US!" Frieza yelled.
Krillin gulped as he looked at every single one of his classmates' faces.
Piccolo was struggling, Goku was trying to untangle his hair while comforting Chi-Chi, who was sobbing that she was gonna die, Vegeta was grumbling, and Bulma tried to reach for her Lazer.
He especially looked at 18's face. She had no emotions on her face, but her eyes...it told him that she believed on him.
"HAA!" Krillin yelled as he powered up.
"QUIERES IR AHORA, BALDY?!" Miguel questioned as he charged at Krillin.
Krillin reached the perfect level he wanted and the minute Miguel was one foot away from him, Krillin attacked.
"AAUUUGHH!" Miguel yelled as he felt his ribs crack from Krillin's punch.
Miguel fell down with a mighty "Boom!" and was unconscious.
Krillin pulled out his kiddie cuffs and arrested Miguel.
"YAAAY!" Everyone cheered for Krillin.
"You're the man!" Tien cheered.
"Good job, Krillin!" Goku smiled.
"Just get us down already!" Vegeta and Piccolo said.
"I'm going to live!" Chi-Chi cried happily.
Krillin blasted the web down, as everyone quickly got out.
As everyone congratulated Krillin, A police officer walked towards him, "Good job son, you captured our #1 suspect in West City!"
"Why didn't you stop him 5 min. ago?!" Vegeta yelled.
"I was too scared," The police officer admitted.
"..."
"For taking him down single handedly, I'll give you this Junior Officer Badge!" The officer said as he handed Krillin a piece of plastic.
"Wow!" Krillin exclaimed as he wore it proudly.
"Welp, I'll be going now," the officer said as he dragged Miguel away.
"...Wow. He just gave you a piece of plastic!" Bulma exclaimed.
"It's ok...it's a symbol that I arrested my first criminal!" Krillin said happily.
"That was a fat human..." Vegeta finished.
"Don't ruin his good mood, Vegeta," Goku said happily as he saw Krillin bragging his accomplishment to 18.
Finally, the bell rung, indicating P.E.
Gym-
Everyone was chattering in the gym as there was an important assembly taking place today.
"Boys on this side and girls on the other side," the teachers kept saying ad they directed the kids.
"Aww...I wanna sit by the girls! You guys stink! Girls smell like heaven!" Hercule complained.
"I haven't took a bath in a week.." Goku stated, "I didn't think it'll affect me..."
"...You're disgusting!" Cell yelled.
"Women usually like my manly scent," Vegeta said as he sniffed himself, "I do train 24/7,"
"KAKARROT!" Brolly screamed.
"We're Saiyans! We're supposed to smell like this!" Turles said.
"Tarble smells a whole lot better than all of you and he's a Saiyan!" Frieza stated.
"Umm...I don't train that much...and I take two showers a day," Tarble explained.
"Well, you all need deodorant!" Taleem concluded.
"...Huh?" Most of the boys asked.
"UGH!" All the girls anime fainted by hearing that statement.
"Ok, today we all gathered you here to tell you about the school rules from the board of Education," a teacher said.
"F*** the Board of Education!" Piccolo yelled.
"...Anyway, out first level offense is disrespecting the staff,"
"I hate Mr. Blutzinger!" a voice yelled.
"-chewing gum,"
"*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*," All the girls chomped on their gum.
"-and violating the dress code," the teacher said.
"We have a dress code?" Goku asked.
"Yes, we do, no heels, skates, or any skin (excluding legs, arms, and head) showing," the teacher explained.
Vegeta sighed as he took his pink shirt off, as the gym was too hot, revealing his bare chest.
"Our second level of offense is fighting," the teacher said.
Meanwhile, 18 and 17 were fighting near the gym, in the lobby, arguing about who was going to do the dishes tonight.
"It it highly disrespectful towards your peers and the school that you represent," The teacher explained.
Piccolo made a hand puppet and made it talk, mimicking the teacher.
"*snicker*" Goku stifled a laugh.
Chi-Chi hit the back of his head with a frying pan to snap him back to attention.
"And since you're the worst class in this hour, and to ensure that every...single...one...of your sorry a**es go to high school and out of my life, I BEG of you to follow the rules!" the teacher concluded.
"...Nah!" Everyone laughed as the bell rung, and they all walked out of the school.
"You ready for football season?" Goku asked.
"H*** yeah I am!" Vegeta smirked.
"Me too, as I am, Officer Krillin!" Krillin said.
"...You just beat up a guy from Mexico, you didn't do anything special.." Piccolo stated. (Please don't take that as racism, I love Mexicans!)
"VOY A MATAR USTED AHORA, BALDY!" Miguel, yelled behind them.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Krillin screamed as he ran away.
Next Time- Shenlongs Start the Season
NO SCHOOL TODAY DUE TO WIND CHILL! YAAAAY! Anyway, I can't freakin wait till August! There's like a BUNCH of competition out for high school fics! Man, and you know how much I LOVE competition! I always wanted to do a high school fic with no angst or drama! And a FULL 4 years series too! Sorry, if you see me talk about high school, it's just that everyone is hyped that we're halfway there to high school! It's an AWESOME feeling! Anyway, I'll update 3rd grade in 1-3 days, and thanks for all of your reviews! I just noticed that I have over 100+ reviews in most of my main series fics and that's a huge accomplishment for a writer! So thanks to all of you!
Chapter 5: Shenlongs Start the Season!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything!
Chapter 5: Shenlongs Start the Season!
"Smile!"
"No!"
"Come on...smile!"
"No!"
"Vegeta-"
"No!"
"Ugh you're impossible!" Bulma growled. They were in their first hour, waiting for the teacher to come in the classroom.
Bulma was sitting on her desk, trying to coax Vegeta into smiling.
Bulma flashed Vegeta a bright smile, but only got a scowl in return from Vegeta
"You're cute when you scowl..." Bulma smiled.
"*twitch*...S-Shut up!" Vegeta growled.
"Why won't you smile?!" Bulma pouted.
"You'll never convince me into doing such a disgusting act!" Vegeta growled.
"What disgusting act?!" Turles asked, rushing to see what was up.
"Nothing related to what dirty thoughts you were thinking," Vegeta spat, "I can't believe I allowed a complete pervert to date my sister..."
"Hey! I am not a perv-"
"Look what I found in my brother's drawer!" Goku yelled as he busted into the classroom and held up the book for everyone to read.
Everyone gasped at the title and the picture, "50 SHADES OF GREY?!"
"Goku! This is completely inappropriate!" Chi-Chi growled in fury.
"...It is?" Goku questioned.
Everyone fell down.
"Of course it is you idiot! I heard that it was the naughtiest book of 2014..." Turles drooled as he grabbed the book and started to open it, "Full of naked women...and hooters-"
BANG!
Turles was sprawled on the floor with two bumps on his head, as Chi-Chi gripped her frying pans, "Perv!"
"See?! And you said you weren't a pervert!" Launch yelled.
"But we gotta hide this book, so no adults can find it!" Krillin said.
Turles agreed, "You're right! How about we take turns reading the book-"
"NO!" Everyone yelled.
"How about we let the moat mature person, read it..." Piccolo said.
"Hmm...that'd either be Chi-Chi, you, Cell, or Bulma," Tarble said.
"I'm not mature?!" Vegeta growled.
"No, you aren't...you always blush when Bulma talks to you, man up!" Piccolo said.
"I don't blush! Ever!" Vegeta growled.
Bulma simply grabbed his hand, and Vegeta quickly yanked it back, blushing.
"...See?!" Bulma concluded.
"Shut up!" Vegeta yelled, "And it because of your vulgar actions!"
"..."
"Anyway, I vote the most maturest person, 18!" Krillin said with hearts in his eyes.
18 glanced at Krillin and rolled her eyes.
"You're only saying that because she's your girlfriend!" Chi-Chi growled with fire in her eyes.
"C-Chi-Chi, calm down..." Goku smiled nervously.
"NO I WON'T CALM DOWN!" Chi-Chi yelled while everyone backed a few feet away.
"Then what about me?" Bulma asked.
"Just because you know everything, and I mean everything, doesn't make you mature!" Cell said.
"Yes I AM mature! Cause I'm a genius, and better than all of you!" Bulma said as she stood on her pedestal.
"...I vote 18," Vegeta said.
"HEY!" Bulma yelled.
"Yeah, me too," Cell said, "She's a robot, of course she's mature,"
Everyone else started agreeing and gave her the book.
"Now 18," Turles said, "Whisper what the book says in chapter 8 in my ear..."
BANG!
"Ugh..." Turles growled as he fell on the floor.
"Ok, just read the book silently, and tell us if it's dirty or not," Krillin explained.
18 nodded as she started reading the book, one page per second.
"Wow! She's reading really fast!" Goku marveled.
After about 6 minutes, 18 closed the book and said emotionlessly, "Don't read this book, it's garbage,"
"Is it real dirty?" Turles asked.
18 glanced at him and said, "Yes,"
"Let me see," 17 said as he grabbed the book and started reading at one page per second.
He gave it to 18 and chuckled, "They do some crazy stuff in there,"
"Shut up 17," 18 said.
"Awwuh! Why does he get to read?!" Turles growled.
"Cause he's an android!" Celeria said as she snatched the book and gave it to Piccolo, "You hide it, and we'll switch off,"
"M-Me?!" Piccclo gasped as he turned purple, "I don't wanna touch this disgusting book!"
"Well, too bad!" Celeria yelled.
Just then, the doorknob started to turn.
"RUN!" Krillin yelled as everyone quickly sat in their seats.
Piccolo quickly hid the book in his gi and quickly sat down.
The door opened, and it revealed King Vegeta.
"Ok brats, today we're gonna talk about the difference between a fruit and a vegetable," King Vegeta said as he started writing on the smartboard.
Piccolo shifted uncomfortably, as the book was giving him a bad itch. He twitched and tried to look calm until he took the book out and threw it at Frieza, "SWITCH!"
Frieza barely caught the book and yelped as he quickly sat on it.
Right at the moment King Vegeta turned around and said, "A fruit is tasty and delicious, but a vegetable is DISGUSTING AND NASTY AND JUST HORRIFYING!"
Cell raised his hand, "Do you know that you're name is a pun of vegetable? V-E-G-E-T-A-B-L-E,"
"Nonsense! I would never be named after such a disgusting food! Or my sons for that matter!" King Vegeta denied.
"..."
"Anyway..." King Vegeta continued on.
Frieza gritted his teeth as the book gave him many paper cuts on all the wrong places.
He finally couldn't take it anymore, and tried to throw the book at Cell...but it ended up flying towards King Vegeta.
"NOOO!" Frieza screamed as the book landed flat on King Vegeta's face.
"What the f***?!" King Vegeta yelled as he looked at the book cover.
"FRIEZA!" Everyone screamed.
"What?! Sor-ry if I can't stand paper cuts!" Frieza growled.
"Who had this book?!" King Vegeta yelled.
Everyone was dead silent, "..."
Goku was shaking in his boots, Vegeta didn't really care, 18 and 17 looked emotionless, while Bulma and Chi-Chi were doing each other's nails.
"Fine..." King Vegeta sighed, "If you won't tell me..."
He quickly maneuvered behind Vegeta and put a knife to his neck, "Then he has to go!"
"...Your own son?" Vegeta said.
"...Okay, maybe you can kick my a**, but I don't wanna be fired! So, one of you gotta confess!" King Vegeta whined while letting go of Vegeta.
"..."
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!" A voice shouted.
Everyone turned, shocked, to see a fuming Mr. Blutzinger, holding the book, 50 Shades of Grey.
"..."
"Oh, so no one wants to speak, huh?" Mr. Blutzinger growled.
He immediately pointed at Vegeta, "It was you, wasn't it?!"
"No!" Vegeta yelled, "I would never read such a vulgar book! Only the Woman would!"
"WHAT?!" Bulma roared with fire in her eyes, "HOW DARE YOU, VEGETA?!"
"It's true and you know it!" Vegeta accused.
"I'm not a pervert! Turles is!" Bulma yelled.
"Hey! Don't bring me into this! I may be a perv, but at least I admit it!" Turles snapped.
"Don't talk to my woman like that!" Vegeta yelled while backhanding Turles.
"You were saying the exact same thing to her!" Piccolo yelled while crossing his arms.
"Well, you're-"
"SHUT UP!" Mr. Blutzinger screamed.
"..."
"NO!" Everyone yelled.
While everyone was arguing, Goku slowly put two fingers on his forehead and Instant Transmissioned away.
"Wait a minute!" Vegeta interrupted, "This is all Kakarot's fault!"
Everyone turned towards the spot where Goku was at, only to see an empty space.
"...Kakarot ditched us!" Vegeta yelled.
Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
Me: UGH! SO MANY REVIEWS! I CAN DO IT!
flanaganh140 chapter 4
YAYYYAYYAYYYYAYYYAYYYYAYYYYAYYYAY OMFG I FINALLY UNLOCKED ALMOST EVERY BODY IN DBZ BUDIKAI 3. BY THE WAY I DO NOT TROLL I HATE TROLLLS INCLUDING YAMCHUMP AND THANKS FOR POSTING MY REVIEW XD. vegeta how much do you hate waffles because i hate them so much i would use final flash on them. (i love that move)
Me: It took me awhile to unlock everyone...especially Cell Jr...
Vegeta: I HATE WAFFLES SO MUCH, I RATHER EAT CARROTS THAN WAFFLES!
Triple V chapter 4
AWSOME a crazy killer Mexican (not trying to be racist I got Mexican buddies) is my nightmare vegeta blow him up or something
DO NOT be such a D*** scardy cat and FIGHT
?:Who is your favorite naruto guy
-VVV
Me: I'd say Sasuke, cause he's Sasuke!
Vegeta: Neither cause Vegeta's much better than all of them!
DragonGurlZ17 chapter 4
Heyyy, ! *o* Upadate Soon, ! _ And add some BulmaxVeggie Moments, ! xDD 3
Me: Kk I will soon!
Vegeta: *blushes* Please, at least not in public...
Guest chapter 4
*slowly claps* good chapter as always! Hey, what if the gang traveled to an alternate demension (a.k.a the original dbz timeline) where the other z gang is all grown up! Just an idea though, your story is good either way ( and you probably don't like time travel after last time XD).
( P.S. I forgot to log in, but its me summertime snowflake chan.)
Me: Maybe in a year or two, as you guessed, no more time travel!
Vegeta: PLEASE! NO MORE!
Summertime snowflake chan chapter
Hey! Good chapter as always! Byee.
Me: Thanks!
Summertime snowflake chan chapter 4
Me: Hey! Good chapter as always! Oh and Vegeta, I know a cheat code to beat candy crush, all you have to do is-
Bulma: HEY, NO HELPING HIM! *pulls out laser gun*
Me: AHHHH! I'M SORRY VEGETA, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN! *runs like hell*.
Me: O_O
Vegeta: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Guest chapter 4
Write more soon
Me: K!
Guest chapter 1 . Jan 7
Hey happy new years. ITTXY2 [just in case ITTXY2 means I am the truewarrior [no space between those two] xy2] i like this chapter so far. VEGGIE MONOPOLY BAD MUFFIN... nice shirt ohh and veggie monopoly bad muffin... KAMA-HAMA- FRYING PAAAAAANNNNN. Any ways keep up the super amazing work and i have to go back to school soon. 8th grade is so HARD.
Me: I know!
Vegeta: *eye twitch*
Blake chapter 4
WEEDLE IS BACK!Is weedle gonna be an off and on thing?Also is krillin gonna be hall monitor for the whole story?anyways bye
Me: Yeah, until the amazing climax of the Weedle! And we'll see if Krillin survives...
Vegeta: Huh...?
EmeraldoftheStars chapter 4
Lol Krillin is a lame hall monitor xD! Wait a minute...he wears green...stop people from doing bad things..and kinda lame/dorky/geeky/nerdy/ all or any of the above...O.O Hes kinda like Sayiman/Gohan! Also have you ever realized the police in DBZ do almost ABSOULUTLY NOTHING? And on top of that leave it to a teenage girl and a dorky superhero. Anyway, great chapter!
(P.S. Sorry for insulting you Vegeta *coughcougheventhoughyoudeserveitcough* have this stack of apology pancakes *sets a large stack of pancakes in front of him* Dragonball787 you can have some too *sets another stack with DragonBall787*)
Me: I'll save it, I'm stuffed...and Krillin is like Saiyaman...but less...flashy
Vegeta: GIMME YOURS! -eats all in 10 seconds flat-
queenvicky99 chapter 4
T-T Lucky !I feel bad for PippElulu reading that horrible fiction .I hate angst stuff XD Krillin is lame asf ,but not as lame as that worthless Yamyuck. I can't wait until the High school fiction .I'm glowing with excitement !HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Vegeta still look like a flower *snickers*He lost all his manliness wear that outfit HAHAHAHAHAHA!Also ...WHAT'S WITH THE SMA?XD only Turtles won't think that *smriks *Jkjk .Anywho as usual I can't wait until net chapter !Well until next whenever .Chow! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Me: Lol, I hate angst!
Vegeta: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME! -pouts-
00gohan123 chapter 4
Hmm hehe I seen krilln in his police outfit is it me or is he shorter then he normally is and no fair! *Pouty face* why do you get no school! D*** you Michigan weather! DAMN YOU!
Me: XD Haha!
Vegeta: Krillin will start shrinking soon...
kurizafan chapter 4
Your lucky for no school since my school board are retards and who's Miguel?
VEGGIE WEEDLES ARE COMING IN YOUR NEAR FUTURE WATCH THEM AND FIND A FIRE TYPE POKEMON LIKE CHARIZARD OR BLAZIKEN AND WISH YOU LUCK VEGGIE HEAD!
Also I'm posting my high school fict in the summer so I'm competition but I wish you best of luck.
Me: Heh! Can't wait! And Miguel is a random crazy guy...
Vegeta: Oh please! There's no such thing as Pokemon!
PippElulu chapter 4
THAT WAS AMAZING! APPLAUSE DEAR CHILD!
Good luck in the competition!
Me: Thanks!
Blazingnyancat chapter 4
Augh Xenoverse comes out next month its going to be longgggg
(MY birthday is today :P)
Me: HAPPY !
Vegeta: -_-...Too late...
Piccolo: And that was Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
"That's it! All of you! A month's worth of detention!" Mr. Blutzinger punished.
"Haha!" King Vegeta laughed.
"You too!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.
"WHAT?!" King Vegeta screamed.
Detention-
Everyone groaned and grumbled as they sat on their desks in detention.
King Vegeta groaned as his desk was squeezing the life out of him.
Mr. Blutzinger was smiling while on his TracFone.
People snickered at how lame the phone was.
"Look!" Frieza whispered, "He got a TracFone!"
"*snicker*" Piccolo shut his mouth quickly.
Soon even King Vegeta was laughing as everyone started cracking up all at once.
"Argh...What's wrong with my phone?!" Mr. Buttstinger roared.
"It's a TracFone! Why did you get a TracFone?!" Vegeta laughed.
"Shut up!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.
"What's wrong, Buttstinger?! Can't afford an Android or Apple?" Cell snickered.
Right when Mr. Blutzinger was about to burst, there was a knock on his door.
Mr. Blutzinger stomped to the door and yanked it open, to see a fuming Raditz, a scared Goku, a stressed Bardock and Gine.
Bardock cleared his throat, "...Sorry, to interrupt but-"
"Hey Bardock! Blutzinger got a TracFone!" King Vegeta snickered.
Bardock had to cover his face from snickering, while Gine just shook her head.
"BWAHAHAHAHAA!" Raditz busted out laughing.
Meanwhile, Zarbon flushed, ashamed, as he hid his TracFone deep in his pants.
"...What. Do. You. Want?!" Blutzinger demanded.
"Umm...Oh yes, we wanted to tell you that our youngest son, Kakarot, accidentally took his brother's vulgar book to school. We will have a fitting punishment for Raditz, here," Bardock explained.
"Father! I'm 17 years old!" Raditz yelled.
"1) You're not an adult, 2) You left inappropriate stuff for your 11 year old brother, 3) What makes you think you can read the book, if you're too young too see the movie?!" Bardock ranted.
"...I dunno..." Raditz muttered.
"Anyway, it wasn't Kakarot's fault, so I'd like to excuse him from getting in trouble," Bardock said.
"...No! He still brought the book to school!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.
"You know what?! This is getting ridiculous!" Vegeta yelled, "Raise your hand if you all agree to lock Mr. Blutzinger in his closet!"
"How dare you-" Mr. Blutzinger gasped.
Everyone raised their hand, and was currently walking towards him with malicious intent.
"No! No! NOOOOOOOOO-" Mr. Blutzinger screamed as he was shoved into the closet and heard the door click.
"Well, that was easy," King Vegeta said while getting out of his seat.
"I know...isn't it football season?" Bardock asked.
All the boys were dead silent.
"..."
Bulma sighed, "5...4...3...2...1-"
"FOOTBAAAAALLL!" All the boys screamed as they busted out of the nearby window, running to the football field.
"Ugh..." Bulma and Chi-Chi sighed as they and all the girls calmly walked out of the door, getting ready for cheerleading practice.
While everyone was gone but Raditz, Bardock, and Gine, Raditz quietly tip toed away, trying to avoid-
"-Not so fast!" Bardock and Gine snapped as they each grabbed Raidtz's ear.
"You're not getting away that easy! No TV, phones, nor hanging out with friends!" Gine decided.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
At Football Practice-
"Wow! We get our names stitched this year?!" Goku gasped as the name 'Son' was attached on the back of his jersey.
"Yup! And when you get into high school, you'll get numbers!" King Vegeta informed.
"Well, my first name is stitched to the jersey!" Vegeta bragged.
"That's because you don't have a last name..." Krillin snickered.
"Shut up! You don't have one either!" Vegeta snapped, "Father! Why don't I have a last name?!"
King Vegeta stuttered, "Yes you do...it's..umm...Vegeta,"
"MY NAME IS VEGETA VEGETA?!" Vegeta roared as his eyes flashed blue.
"Well, sorta..." King Vegeta chuckled nervously.
Everyone snickered as Vegeta rubbed his temples stressfully.
"So, my name is Mr. Vegeta?" Vegeta asked slowly.
"...Yes," King Vegeta squeaked.
"*siiigh* Alright, fine, I can accept my ridiculous last name," Vegeta muttered.
"At least you're not named after underwear," Frieza teased.
Vegeta growled and flicked Frieza's eye.
"Ow! What was that for?!" Frieza whined.
Meanwhile-
"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Bulma asked. Since Celeria was absent, they agreed to have Bulma be the top person on the pyramid.
"Yeah! You're the lightest person next to Celeria, so let's hurry up!" Chi-Chi encouraged.
18 and Chi-Chi stood near the top while the rest of the girls were at the bottom. They then attempted to haul Bulma up to be at the top.
"Ok! I think we got it..." Princess Snake stuttered as she nearly lost her grip.
"Quit moving!" Maron snapped as she nearly slipped too.
"No you quit moving!" Zangya snapped, ready to defend her friend.
"Hey! Quit fighting!" Blonde Launch yelled as she let go of the person she was holding to grab her gun.
That did it.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" All the girls screamed the the pyramid toppled to the ground.
The boys gaped helplessly as they saw many girls motionless on the ground.
At the hospital-
Bardock went into the waiting room, where Goku, Vegeta, Krillin, and Piccolo stood, waiting for the news.
"Is everyone ok?!" Goku asked, grabbing Bardock's shirt.
Bardock slapped Goku's hands off of him, "Yes, son, everyone's fine. It's just that a few have a broken ankle,"
The door opened and it revealed to be Chi-Chi, Bulma, and 18 in crutches.
"...Hi.." Bulma sheepishly waved.
Vegeta gritted his teeth as Goku and Krillin looked worried.
"They'll be fine, it's just that they won't be able to take the casts off until...a month from now," Bardock informed.
"A MONTH?!" Everyone screamed.
Next Time- Field Trip
I'M BAAAAAACCCCK! -plays One Piece We Go!- Now, I crushed Xenoverse in the face, I can get back to writing! And I shall finish 5th Garde by June then start 4th Grade! I wanna thank all of you for your patience during like 2-3 weeks and I got some big plans for this fic! And I noticed...there's some depressing BV s*** lately...hmm...anyway, I'll post my next chapter in 2-5 days, so look forward to more chapters!
Preview-
"I don't wanna be here!" Bardock whined as everyone boarded the bus.
"Well, I can't watch these brats all by myself!" King Vegeta protested.
"Oh come on," Bardock said, "They can't be THAT bad-"
"HEELLP! HEELLP!" Master Roshi cried as he was being beaten up by Vegeta and Turles.
"Stop Vegeta! He's our friend!" Goku protested.
"No he's not!" Chi-Chi yelled and banged her frying pan on Goku.
"...See ya!" Bardock waved as he moved to get out.
Unfortunately, the bus already started moving, which forced Bardock back into his seat.
"Oh well, I guess you gotta stay..." King Vegeta feigned sadness.
"...S***!" Bardock cursed as he put his hands over his face stressfully.
End Preview-
Chapter 6: Field Trip
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing!
Chapter 6: Field Trip
"I don't wanna be here!" Bardock whined as everyone boarded the bus.
"Well, I can't watch these brats all by myself!" King Vegeta protested.
"Oh come on," Bardock said, "They can't be THAT bad-"
"HEELLP! HEELLP!" Master Roshi cried as he was being beaten up by Vegeta and Turles.
"Stop Vegeta! He's our friend!" Goku protested.
"No he's not!" Chi-Chi yelled and banged her frying pan on Goku.
"...See ya!" Bardock waved as he moved to get out.
Unfortunately, the bus already started moving, which forced Bardock back into his seat.
"Oh well, I guess you gotta stay..." King Vegeta feigned sadness.
"...S***!" Bardock cursed as he put his hands over his face stressfully.
Suddenly he felt something wet and sticky in his hair. He picked it out to see egg yolk and glared at the seat behind him.
Goku chuckled sheepishly as he apologized, "Sorry Daddy, I was aiming for Mr. Blutzinger,"
Bardock sighed heavily and shook his head free of the yolk. He was a professional doctor and scientist, not a babysitter!
"Now that I have broken my ankle, you must carry me!" Bulma swooned.
"Do I look like a slave to you?! Princes don't carry people! People carry princes!" Vegeta objected.
"Well, if you carry me for the whole day, I'll tell you a secret to win faster in Candy Crush!" Bulma bargained.
"Arrgh..." Vegeta growled as he glared hatefully at his pink shirt and yellow pants, "...Fine! I'll carry you like the spoiled brat you are!"
"YAAAAAAY!" Bulma cheered in victory.
"Now, tell me the secret!" Vegeta ushered.
Bulma scooted closer to Vegeta, who in return, slowly scooted away.
Bulma rose her eyebrow and started to scoot closer to Vegeta, who tried scoot back, but ended up falling on the bus aisle.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" People busted out laughing.
Vegeta growled, even his father was laughing at him!
"All of you...SHUT UP!" Vegeta screamed.
Everyone was dead silent after Vegeta's outburst.
Vegeta got back to his seat and glares at Bulma, "So, what's the secret?"
"Will you allow me to be in your 1 foot radius?" Bulma asked.
"Fine!" Vegeta allowed.
Bulma started to scoot closer to Vegeta, who started to blush.
'What is she doing?! Is she gonna kiss me?! I didn't even brush me teeth! Wait- I never brush my teeth!' Vegeta thought as his blush gotten redder.
"What's wrong with you?! I'm just gonna whisper the secret in your ear!" Bulma explained.
'Oh...' Vegeta thought, "Ha! I knew that!"
She leaned in close to his ear an whispered the secret, "Money,"
"Huh?!" Vegeta was confused.
"If you buy a bunch of powerups and stuff you'll be able to beat the game easily," Bulma explained.
"Why didn't I think of that earlier?!" Vegeta mentally smacked his forehead.
They finally made it to the field trip and everyone gaped at the view.
"Welcome to Lodge Angles!" Mr. Blutzinger announced as they went out of the bus.
It was an old cabin lodge with a green lake nearby. And the smell of a barn a mile away. It was filled with old timey townsfolk, and instead of cars, they had horses and cows.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Bardock, King Vegeta, and all of the kids raced to get back on the bus, but the bus drove away before anyone had the chance to escape.
"...WHHY?!" Frieza sobbed as he dropped down to his knees and started crying.
"Lodge Angles?! I thought you said Los Angeles! I was planning on going to the strip club!" Turles whined.
Everyone paused and slowly turned to stare at Turles.
"...What?!" Turles questioned.
"Now, what's wrong with this place?" Chi-Chi asked.
"I know, it doesn't seem that bad..." Goku agreed.
"Are you crazy?!" Cell yelled.
"No, actually, when Goku and I get married, we plan on living in the country!" Chi-Chi stated.
"Yup!" Goku smiled, actually wrapping his arm around Chi-Chi's waist, making her blush.
"Oh God...you're meant for each other," Piccolo muttered, "Hillbillies..."
"I'm probably just gonna stay at my parent's house," Bulma muttered.
"I second that, I'd rather live at her house," Vegeta said.
"You're just taking advantage of your rich parents!" Piccolo yelled.
"Me and 18's gonna live at Master Roshi's House!" Krillin bragged.
18's eyes widened as she glared at Krillin, "No,"
"But come on...he's not that bad!" Krillin whined.
18 ended up kicking Krillin with her bad leg...and still, Krillin ended up knocked out.
"WELCOME TO LODGE ANGLES YALL!" A voice screamed.
Everyone jumped as they saw a buck-toothed hillbilly right in front of their faces.
"TODAY WE'RE GONNA LEARN 'LOT ABOUT THE SIMPLE FOLK AND THEIR CUSTUMS!" The Hillbilly screamed with excitement.
"Uhh...what's your name?" Bardock asked.
"MY NAME IS HILL BILLY, AND THAT'S H-I-L-L and B-I-L-L-Y!'" He spelled as he spit very hard on the ground.
All the kids and adults were getting closer to each other by the second.
"HEE HEE HEE! WHATCHA WAITIN FOR?! COME ON!" Hill Billy ushered.
"Oh my God.." Bulma muttered as she held Vegeta tighter.
"I take everything back!" Piccolo apologized to Goku and Chi-Chi.
"Uhh...well, come on!" King Vegeta said as he pushed Mr. Blutzinger in front of him.
"Umm..after you," Mr. Blutzinger stepped away.
"No, no, no, I wanted to go to Disneyland, but you insisted we go here, so you first!" King Vegeta said as he shoved Mr. Blutzinger in front of him.
"We were going to DISNEYLAND?!" Bardock yelled.
"Yeah..." King Vegeta admitted.
Bardock smacked his forehead as everyone started following Hill Billy.
"NOW HERE IS OUR TOP OF THE LINE HOLE!" Hill Billy showed everyone a giant hole.
"So...what's that hole for?" Turles asked.
"THAT'S THE S***TIN' HOLE!" Hill Billy screamed as he smacked Turles' back so hard, that he fell in.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH..." Turles screamed as he fell into the very deep hole.
"...Aren't you gonna help him?" Bulma asked.
"No way! It's his fault he forgot that he could fly!" Vegeta said as he carried her away with the rest.
They followed Hill Billy to a dirt circle, where two people were fighting with an ugly looking woman in the middle
"NOW THIS IS OUR FIGHTING CIRCLE! WHERE WE BATTLE FOR OUR WOMEN!" HEE HEE HEE!" Hill Billy slapped his knee.
"How barbaric!" Vegeta growled.
Everyone paused and turned to stare at Vegeta.
"...What?" Vegeta asked.
"You act just like them!" Chi-Chi yelled.
"No I don't- HEY! Quit staring at my woman!" Vegeta yelled as he blasted a nearby hillbilly boy.
"..."
"Okay, I act similar to them!" Vegeta admitted.
"HOW'D YOU LIKE TO FIGHT IN THE CIRCLE?!" Hill Billy asked Vegeta.
"Why should I?!" Vegeta asked.
"WELL, A LOT OF BOYS WOULD LIKE YOUR LITTLE FRIEND THERE!" Hill Billy pointed to a group of boys his age.
One of the boys walked up to Bulma and held her hand, "I'd apruciate it if yall' give me a kiss in tha cheek,"
Vegeta growled as threw Bulma to Goku, "THAT'S IT! IMA KICK YOUR A**ES!"
"AAH!" Bulma yelped as she landed in Goku's arms.
"Hi Bulma!" Goku smiled.
"Kakarot, continue with your field trip; I gotta teach these b****es a LESSON!" Vegeta screamed as he transformed into a Super Saiyan and charged at the boys.
"He's so serious," Krillin said as he and Goku followed the others to the next display.
"OK! THIS IS OUR MILKIN STATION, WHERE WE GRAB ONTO THE COW'S UDDERS AND SQUEEZE THE MILK OUT!" Hill Billy said.
All the kids looked very disturbed.
"Wow! I wanna catch that when I get older!" Goku marveled.
"...Goku, just let me go..." Bulma groaned as she tried to make herself fall out of Goku's arms.
"B-But you don't even have crutches.." Goku said.
"He's right," Chi-Chi said, "Wait...you can borrow mines while I can be in Goku's arms!"
"No, can't do that...I'm shorter than you, the crutches won't work," Bulma remembered.
"I got a better idea!" Chi-Chi thought up.
Goku grunted as Chi-Chi was in his arms and Bulma was on his back, "Umm...is this really necessary?"
"Yes!" Bulma and Chi-Chi agreed.
"That's disgusting!" Frieza shuddered as he stared at the cow, "How can you drink that?!"
The cow turned to Frieza and mooed.
"Shut up you stupid cow!" Frieza yelled as he tipped the cow over.
"MOO! MOOO! MOOOOO!" The cow screamed as he tried to get up.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Frieza laughed.
What he didn't know was that the cow's husband, a bull, was snarling at Frieza right behind him.
"He's in trouble now!" Cell muttered.
"HAHAHA...haha...ha..." Frieza's laughs gradually became slower as he turned to face the bull.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Frieza screamed as he started running away, with the bull trailing behind him in full speed.
"..."
Everyone ignored Frieza as they walked into their last exhibit for the day.
Everyone was confused as they followed Hill Billy into a cabin.
"NOW HERE IS OUR MOST BELOVED PERSON IN THE WORLD, OUR GRANDMA PERKINS!" Hill Billy introduced as he revealed a shriveled up old woman in a bed.
"Hi *cough* *cough* *hack* *cough* *hack* *hack* *cough* kids!" Grandma Perkins hacked.
"...How old is this woman?!" Bardock asked.
"ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY TWO YEARS OLD!" Hill Billy answered, "NOW GIVE GRANDMA A KISS!"
Everyone was dead silent.
"Well, you heard him, kiss her!" Bardock said as he shoved King Vegeta to the front.
"No way, you do it!" King Vegeta protested as he shoved Mr. Blutzinger forward.
"I-I can't do it, I have STD's.." he lied.
"You liar!" Bardock hissed.
"THAT'S IT! I'M TIRED OF THIS STUPID FIELD TRIP!" Piccolo snapped.
"..."
Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
The True Warrior XY2 chapter 5
Great Chappie. Question for veggie monopoly bad muffin, what would you do if it was either pancakes or Bulma
Me: Well, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Of course it would be p-
*Bulma suddenly appears*
Bulma: Well, Vegeta?
Vegeta: *nervously* Uh- Bulma of course!
Princess of Oneshots chapter 5
God how many reviews was that?
WELCOME BACK!
Me: THANKS!
Summertime snowflake chan
Lol good story! Oh and sorry for commenting three times, one of them was supposed to go on a different story. And then I commented again, and then AGAIN because I forgot I commented already... I can be a bit of a Goku sometimes. XD
Me: It's ok! I like reviews -Puppy face- It's my source of food on this place!
Vegeta: ...?
flanaganh140 chapter 5
will you add more weedle and what about pikachu or more pokemon gotta catch em all pokemon! pokemon is awsome
Me: Yes, more weedle next chapter!
queenvicky99 chapter 5
I'm dead .50 Shades of gray really ,REALLY best to be mad bout getting cuts on "these parts " 18 I will agree is most mature ... and Bulma at times !Pickle being the most mature male .Haha Pinapplehead got grounded ,that's what he gets .Goku git the heck on too , poor girls getting there ankles sprained and all. THE BOYS SHOULDN'T HAVE SAVED THEM FROM FALLING BAKAS ! Oh and you bet Xenoverse that fast DANG GURL mad gaming skill Hehe .I play more on weekends because d mn it high school is a pain in my $$ *sigh* But at least I have a fun story to read to ease the pain •D !Well until next chapie! Chow! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Me: Lol, ima enjoy middle school while it lasts
Vegeta: You better!
TheHeroOfDark71F chapter 5
Before you Start 4th Grade, Remember The Evil Gem story that will cause havoc if anyone uses it into the wrong hands?
My Release date is for you in March 20th...Muhahahaha!
Me: Um...no...-Goku laugh- And I'm 3 days late...eh...reschedule?
Vegeta: -_-...
kurizafan chapter 5 . Mar 10
GODS you beat me with Xenoverse. I'm so freaking close to beating it but Kid Buu is a little jackass who won't die. Good chapter and hey Veggie.
Vegeta-What?
Me-How would you like to beat up a worm for a pancake sundae?
Vegeta-O.O I WOULD
Me-Good luck pal *Mutters in greek*
Vegeta-Later suckers *runs off to fight the worm*
Me: I hope Vegeta's alright...
Piccolo: And that was Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
"This field trip sucks! I wanted to go to Disneyland, not this s***ty a** Lodge Angles! I hate everyone here because they're a bunch of messed up hillbillies, like one is literally named, Hill Billy! Vegeta's probably setting stuff of fire, Frieza's probably DEAD, and Turles is stuck in a hole full of s***! Now I wanna get out of here and L-E-A-V-E!" Piccolo finally snapped.
Just then, Grandma Perkins started choking and hacking and finally dropped down, silent.
"...What happened to Grandma?" Goku asked.
"Y-You killed her...you killed Grandma Perkins.." Hill Billy shook his head in disbelief.
Everyone turned around, glaring at Piccolo.
"I didn't do anything!" Piccolo yelled.
"You..k-kiled her...YOU KILLED HER!" Hill Billy screamed as his skin started turning a sickly shade of green, and his body started mutating into a giant sized monster.
Bardock and King Vegeta gasped, "What...the..fuuuu..."
"Hill Billy" finally finished his transformation and gave a powerful screech.
"...RUUUUUN!" Krillin screamed as he and the rest of the group started running away, trying to reach the bus in time.
"Hill Billy" screeched and started charging after them.
"This is ridiculous!" Tien yelled as he blasted "Hill Billy" on the stomach.
"Hill Billy" screeched as the ki blast went through his stomach, but his tissues immediately started regenerating.
"What?!" Tien cried out in shock.
"Hill Billy" screeched so loud towards Tien, that the waves sent him flying a different direction.
" 魔貫光殺砲!" Piccolo yelled as the spiraling beam flew forward to pierce "Hill Billy's" heart.
Unfortunately, "Hill Billy" quickly made a special coating on his skin, rebounding the 魔貫光殺砲 towards a cabin, making it explode immediately.
"Argh!" Krillin growled, "Looks like I have no choice but to transform into..."
He suddenly appeared in his Hall Monitor uniform and hat, stylishly spinning around for the camera to show his shining bald head, back to his full form as he posed: " ホールモニタークリリン!" (Hall Monitor Kuririn!)
Krillin stood in front of "Hill Billy" and charged up his attack "Destructo...Disk!" he yelled as he threw the giant disk at "Hill Billy".
"Hill Billy" swiftly dodged the Destructo Disk and turned towards the shaken Krillin.
Goku quickly set Bulma and Chi-Chi down, "I'll be back!"
He quickly transformed into a Super Saiyan and charged up his attack, "Ka...me...ha...me..."
"Hill Billy" sensed the attack, and smacked his hand on Goku to the ground, much like a fly, to stop his attack.
"Darn it! Goku doesn't have enough time to charge his attack!" Krillin yelled.
"Hill Billy" formed a blast in his mouth, and aimed it towards Goku.
Goku too weak to move, grunted as he prepared to endure the attack.
"Goku!" Krillin yelled as "Hill Billy" blasted Goku in a flash.
Before Krillin could blink, the energy "Hill Billy" shot out, was quickly bounded away, by none other than Vegeta.
"Hmph, I knew I'd become the hero!" Vegeta smirked as he charged his attack, "Final..."
"But Vegeta! The monster will attack you while you're charging!" Krillin yelled.
Out of nowhere, Turles appeared from the sky, "I'll distract him!" he yelled as he blasted "Hill Billy's" eye.
"Hill Billy" screeched as he quickly covered his eye.
"I'll distract him too!" Frieza yelled as he appeared before the dust and sunlight, riding the very bull that was chasing him.
"Death Beam!" Frieza yelled as he shot his deadly beam between his eyes, aimed at "Hill Billy's" leg, which immediately became damaged.
As "Hill Billy" screeched once again and started to throw a tantrum, Vegeta took that perfect chance to finish him off.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Vegeta screamed as he transformed into a Super Saiyan 2, "FINAL...FLAAAAASSSSH!" he yelled as he directed the attack straight at "Hill Billy", guaranteed to destroy every single cell of him.
"Hill Billy" gave one more shriek as he was completely destroyed by Vegeta's ultimate attack.
As "Hill Billy" was wiped out, the aftershocks, caused a giant explosion, making the whole site become nothing but a wasteland.
After a few moments, Goku rose, and noticed that everything was completely gone, including cabins, people, and even grass.
Everyone groaned as they also rose, checking themselves for any injuries.
"That...was...awesome!" Turles called out in victory.
"I know, I was so awesome!" Frieza boasted.
"Aww man...what happened?" Mr. Blutzinger groaned as he rose from his dirt nap.
"You didn't miss much..." Bardock said as he dusted himself off while King Vegeta counted heads.
Chi-Chi noticed the bus was standing a fee yards away, "Hey! I see the bus!"
Everyone turned and immediately started running towards the bus, exclaiming that they're "free".
20 minutes later-
Vegeta groaned as all he heard were voices. Very loud voices.
"Where am I...Honey, where's the kids?" Vegeta mumbled.
"Kids? What are you talking about?" Bulma asked, snickering at Vegeta's unconscious ramblings.
He slowly opened his eyes and jumped when he saw Bulma's face right in front of him.
Vegeta's eyes snapped open as he quickly sat up in his seat. He looked around. He was on the bus...and everyone was looking at him.
"What happened to the monster?" Vegeta demanded.
"You killed that sucker!" Krillin smiled. .
"Yeah, it was awesome!" Goku laughed.
"Not without our help of course!" Turles fumed while Frieza agreed.
"I would've helped, but I decided to leave it to you!" King Vegeta lied.
"Liar! You and I were both knocked out cold!" Bardock yelled.
Mr. Blutzinger fainted once he entered the bus, so he was busy snoring.
"Are you ok? Feeling sick?" Bulma asked an inch away from his face, feeling his forehead.
"I'm fine, Woman!" Vegeta yelled, blushing while avoiding her touch.
"So, how did you save me in the first place?" Goku asked.
"I sensed a strong enemy while I was settings stuff on fire, so I flew towards the source," Vegeta explained.
"Called it!" Piccolo yelled.
"Anyway, the question I really want to know is: How did Turles get out of the S***tin' Hole?" Vegeta smirked, "I know his first thought was to fly out..."
Everyone turned towards Turles, who flushed with shame, "It took me awhile to figure that out..."
Everyone busted out laughing at Turles misfortune, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"SHUT UP!" Turles screamed in embarrassment.
Next Time- Vegeta Goes to the Dentist!
Sorry, I didn't update guys, I was focusing on my alter-ego, BlueSocks789, where I posted two oneshots of Ban/Elaine Nanastu no Taizai (Seven Deadly Sins). So, if you wanna read them, just go to my profile and you'll see them. It's just a side-thing I do if I wanna focus on something else for awhile. Anyway, I'm back...again...so, yeah. School's almost over, and all the respect we've gained during 3 years of middle school will be lost and we'll immediately be treated like crap during Freshman year! YAAAAY! Anyway, here's a preview of the next chapter!
Preview-
"I don't wanna go to the dentist!" Vegeta whined as he was being dragged to the dentist's office.
"Son, I don't want to either, but you have 9 cavities!" King Vegeta's eyebrow twitched in annoyance.
"Don't worry, the dentist isn't evil...like that doctor a few year back..." Bulma tried to console Vegeta.
"That doesn't make me feel any better..." Vegeta muttered.
Once they entered the dentists' office, all three immediately heard a kid scream, "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-"
Then there was dead silence...
"...That's it, I'm leaving!" Vegeta said as he started to then around.
"Vegeta!" Bulma and King Vegeta protested.
End Preview-
Chapter 7: Vegeta Goes to the Dentist
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing!
Chapter 7: Vegeta Goes to the Dentist
"Hey father! I got something from the nurse!" Vegeta called as he walked in from school.
King Vegeta cursed as he paused 2k15 to look at his son, "What is it?!"
"Here," Vegeta gave the paper to his father and started looking through the refrigerator in the kitchen.
King Vegeta opened it, scanned for the words "suspension, steroids, Fs, drugs, worms" found none, so he placed it on the kitchen counter and continued playing 2k15.
Tarble then walked in with Celeria and called out, "Father! we got a paper from the nurse!"
"Just put it on the kitchen counter," King Vegeta called back.
Tarble and Celeria looked at each other, shrugged, and put the papers on the counter.
Celeria then went to her room, and Tarble started looking in the fridge while yelling "Vegeta! You took all the good stuff!"
All he got in response was a 'MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!' coming from upstairs.
Later on, Vegeta's mother came through the door, tired from job at the office, "Honey, I'm home!"
"Uh huh..." King Vegeta responded while playing against his rival, Pickle-OSwag678.
Vegeta's mom growled while slapping King Vegeta into attention.
"Huh? Oh- Hello, dear," King Vegeta greeted.
"How was work?" Vegeta's mom pressed as King Vegeta started playing the game.
"Oh, it was...fine...just dealing with brats..." King Vegeta struggled to defend his basket.
Vegeta's mom sat on King Vegeta's lap and said, "Well, my work was fine until my stupid boss came, criticizing me about..."
All King Vegeta could hear was, "Blah blah blah I'm a woman blah blah blah I want attention blah blah blah,"
"Well...you know what today is?" Vegeta's mom pressed on.
"Umm...what are you talking about?" King Vegeta asked.
Vegeta's mom growled, "Today's a very special day..."
King Vegeta questioned, "...Is it Tarble's birthday?"
"NO YOU IDIOT! IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY!" She screamed.
"Oh! Of course I knew!" King Vegeta tried to save himself, "I was just playing dumb so I could give you your present!"
"Really?!" She growled.
"Yeah, I got a very special surprise for you tonight!" King Vegeta lied.
"Okay!" Vegeta's mom relaxed, kissing King Vegeta's cheek as she got off of his lap and started walking towards the kitchen.
"*phew*," King Vegeta sighed as he stared back at his screen.
He gasped as it showed the Player of the Game: Pickle-OSwag678.
"D****!" King Vegeta cursed in anger.
"Vegeta, what are these?" Vegeta's mom asked as she looked at the three papers.
"Just some junk the kids brought home..." King Vegeta sighed as he turned the game off and walked towards his wife.
He grimaced as he saw his wife's anger directed towards him.
"This isn't junk! It's their dental exams! And Vegeta's got nine cavities!" Vegeta's mom yelled.
"Huh?" King Vegeta asked, "What about the others?"
"They got no cavities! What have you been feeding your son?!" Vegeta's mom yelled.
"..."
"I'm calling the dentist, and you better take Vegeta to the doctor tomorrow! Or else!" Vegeta's mom growled.
"Of course I will babe, have I ever let you down?" King Vegeta asked.
"You didn't do the dishes like I asked you to..." Vegeta's mom stated as she pointed towards the sink filled with dirty dishes.
"Umm...of course I didn't! I was waiting for you to come home, so we'd wash the dishes together or whatever you women consider romantic," King Vegeta thought up as he ushered her towards the dishes.
The Next Day (Saturday)-
Vegeta was sleeping in bed peacefully until he felt someone shaking him, "Wake up, son!"
Vegeta shot out of bed, alert, and tackled King Vegeta down while punching him, "KAKAROT! I TOLD YOU NOT TO SNEAK INTO MY HOUSE, ASKING TO FIGHT!"
"Vegeta! It's your father!" King Vegeta yelled as he tried to stop his son's punches.
Vegeta immediately stopped and took a good look at his father, "Oh...what do you want?"
"Well, you mother is forcing me to take you to the dentist," King Vegeta explained.
His mind immediately flashed to Dr. livE, "No! No dentists, doctors, or surgeons!"
"But son-"
"No! You can't make me!" Vegeta yelled as he floated up to the ceiling and gripped it.
"Son, you're being ridiculous!" King Vegeta growled as he tried to grab Vegeta.
Vegeta hissed and sent a small ki blast towards King Vegeta, hitting him in the arm.
"Ow!" King Vegeta growled, "That's it! Plan B!"
King Vegeta walked away, much to Vegeta's confusion.
5 minutes later-
"Vegeta! You're going to the dentist and that's FINAL!" Bulma screamed.
King Vegeta flinched at the high pitched voice of Bulma. She was going to get Vegeta down no matter what.
"You can't make me, Woman!" Vegeta yelled.
Bulma hmphed and brought out his favorite pancakes, lightly buttered chocolate chip with whipped cream and sprinkles, "I guess I'm eating these delicious pancakes..."
"NO!" Vegeta screamed as he unlatched himself from the ceiling and tried to grab the pancakes.
"Uh uh uh! Not without going to the dentist!" Bulma made a deal.
"Argh...fine!" Vegeta agreed as he started digging into the pancakes, "I'll go to the stupid dentist!"
"Good, now after the dentist, we need to go to the doctor's to check you for worms..." King Vegeta muttered, but that'll take a few months to place the appointment.
"W-WORMS?!" Vegeta yelled.
"...GRAB HIM!" Bulma yelled as her and King Vegeta tackled Vegeta into the ground.
Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
Me: SOO SHORT THIS TIME...UGGHHH!
kurizafan chapter 6 . Mar 24
Vegeta-PANCAKE SUNDAE WHERE ARE YOU!
Yep he's alive.
A worm came out with a sundae on its head
Vegeta-YOU F**KIN' WORM GIMME IT! *turns SSJ2* GALICK GUN FIRE!
Vegeta blasted the worm dead and munched on the sundae.
Good chapter. 'Hill Billy' what did he turn into? And I was wondering the same thing as Vegeta how did Turles the perv get out of the sh*ttin' hole? When Piccolo snapped made me laugh so hard about the crappy field trip,Turles trapped in a hole,Frieza dead,Vegeta burning shit,and a cabin of HILLBILLIES. What Vegeta should get is a Pancake Sundae for being good a good 'prince' at the dentist.
Me: Hill Billy...hmm...idk. Kinda like Godzilla...
Vegeta: I like burning s***!
TheHeroOfDark71F chapter 6
How about i change the Release date of the Journey to the Evil Gem to April 15th?
And i give Vegeta a Bone Shaped Pancake in stacked when you release it.
Me: Sure, is it a special chapter or something?
Vegeta: I'm gonna be in it!
queenvicky99 chapter 6
Not like totally crap and also No comments on the beginning of the chapter .Hiil Billy really XD ! I Lmfao. And Vegeta you rushing things abit aren't chu "Honey how are the kids " Lol ! Well see next chapie ! Chow !
Me: Lol, Vegeta's kinda in the future there...
Vegeta: Huh?!
Piccolo: And that was Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
At the Dentist's Office-
"I don't wanna go to the dentist!" Vegeta whined as he was being dragged to the dentist's office.
"Son, I don't want to either, but you have 9 cavities!" King Vegeta's eyebrow twitched in annoyance.
"Don't worry, the dentist isn't evil...like that doctor a few year back..." Bulma tried to console Vegeta.
"That doesn't make me feel any better..." Vegeta muttered.
Once they entered the dentists' office, all three immediately heard a kid scream, "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-"
Then there was dead silence...
"...That's it, I'm leaving!" Vegeta said as he started to then around.
"Vegeta!" Bulma and King Vegeta protested.
At the waiting room, Bulma and King Vegeta sat in the chair, while Vegeta was busy figuring out the bead maze.
"Argh!" Vegeta growled as he made the bead go to the other end, "Stupid game! It's too hard! Father! Can I destroy the stupid game?!"
"NO!" King Vegeta yelled.
Vegeta scowled as he sat next to Bulma and pulled out his Android and started playing Candy Crush. He was getting sick of wearing the stupid pink shirt and yellow pants.
"You have an Android?" Bulma asked, "iPhone's better!"
"No way! Android's better! It's bigger!" Vegeta denied.
"Well, the iPhone 6 is big too!" Bulma said.
"Cause they stole from the Galaxy!" Vegeta growled.
"Well-"
"SHUT UP!" King Vegeta screamed, causing many people to stare at him.
Bulma and Vegeta stuck their tongues out at King Vegeta and continued taking.
'I better get good sex for this!' King Vegeta thought miserably.
"Vegeta umm...Vegeta," the lady called as King Vegeta, Bulma, and Vegeta followed her to the dentist.
Vegeta looked at the halls. It was filled with disturbing images of people's teeth.
"Here is Ma-Dr. Alucard," The lady said as she pointed to a room.
"Ah, what's your name again?" King Vegeta asked.
"I'm Seras Victoria," the lady said as she ushered them to the room.
"Hmm..that name is familiar," Bulma muttered as they entered the room.
Once they entered the room, Vegeta sensed a powerful energy.
'W-Who is this person?!' Vegeta thought as he saw the doctor step out of his chair.
"Hello, my name is Dr. Alucard, I will be checking your bl- teeth," Dr. Alucard said.
"Okay, you kids have fun, I'll be in the waiting room," King Vegeta excused himself as he left the room, leaving only Dr. Alucard, Vegeta, and Bulma.
"Well, why don't you sit in my chair?" Dr. Alucard suggested as he patted his seat.
Vegeta hesitated, but Bulma pushed him forward, "Quit being such a baby!"
"I'm not!" Vegeta growled as he cautiously walked to the chair and sat down. Dr. Alucard leaned the chair way back, making Vegeta even more cautious.
Dr. Alucard leaned down and sniffed Vegeta, "You're blood type is O+, my favorite..."
"..." Vegeta scooted a few inches away from Dr. Alucard.
Bulma walked to the other side of Vegeta, "Man, you should see Vegeta's teeth! He's got like 9 cavities!"
"Shut up!" Vegeta hissed.
"Oh really?" Dr. Alucard drawled as he touched Vegeta's neck and felt his pulse, "Well, open your mouth, so I can see,"
Vegeta looked at Dr. Alucard crazily and kept his mouth shut.
"Well? Open your mouth!" Bulma pressed.
"Yess...I'm much looking forward to fixing your teeth..." Dr. Alucard smirked as he started wrapping his hand around Vegeta's neck.
"I'm not doing this!" Vegeta yelled as he slapped Dr. Alucard's hands away from him and stood up from his chair.
"Vegeta!" Bulma yelled.
"But why not?" Dr. Alucard questioned.
"Because, you're a pedophile!" Vegeta yelled.
"What?! No I'm not! I just want to suck your blood!" Alucard explained.
"What?!" Bulma and Vegeta yelled.
Alucard huffed, "I'm a vampire, a part of Hellsing Organizations, now just lean your head, so I can-"
BZZZZZT!
Just then, a timer buzzed, the only thing producing noise in the room. After it stopped, there was a long, awkward silence.
"Aww man...they found out..." Alucard groaned, "Police Girl, we're leaving,"
"Aren't we gonna kill them, Master?" Seras asked as she walked into the room with her Harkonnen.
"Not today, I already lost the bet with 伯爵. I had to kill them in under 5 minutes...so we might as well leave," Alucard groaned as he picked up Seras and busted out of the window.
"..."
15 minutes later-
"Shenlong, rise!" Bulma yelled as the Dragon Balls glowed and it flashed a bright light as Shenlong appeared. They were in Bulma's backyard, going with their last resort.
"WHAT IS YOUR WISH?!" Shenlong boomed.
"Make sure Vegeta has ALL of his cavities gone!" King Vegeta whispered to Bulma.
"Yeah, I don't want Mother snapping on me," Vegeta growled.
"I wish that Vegeta's teeth had no more cavities and will never have cavities for the rest of his life!" Bulma called.
Shenlong's eyes glowed red as he started making the wish come true.
"Argh!" Vegeta screamed as all of his 9 baby teeth that were cavities fell out, and were immediately replaced by new baby teeth.
"YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED!" Shenlong boomed.
"..." There was a long awkward silence since there were more wishes left.
"Umm...you can go back now..." Bulma excused.
"...OKAY..." Shenlong boomed as he returned back into the Dragon Balls.
The sky turned bright again and Vegeta felt no more pain in his teeth.
"Well son, we should've done this in the first place," King Vegeta said as he checked out Vegeta's teeth.
"Hmph, I guess we can go home now," Vegeta smirked as he and King Vegeta started walking home.
"HEY! What about me?!" Bulma growled, immediately making them stop, "I deserve some type of reward!"
King Vegeta glanced at Vegeta, while he shrugged.
Vegeta walked up to Bulma, leaned forward, and gave her a kiss on the cheek that lasted around 5 seconds.
Bulma's eyes were the widest they've ever been, and she was dead silent out of shock.
"Happy? Good. Now I'm leaving," Vegeta excused himself as he started flying off, with King Vegeta following.
"..." Bulma fell over on the ground in shock, leaving her unconscious until her mother finds her in the backyard.
While Vegeta was flying with his father, it was silent until King Vegeta broke it.
King Vegeta asked, "Why did you... "
"It was the only way to shut her up.." Vegeta flushed, "-Don't give me that look!"
King Vegeta snickered, taking amusement of his son acting flustered.
"Hey! I said stop making that face!" Vegeta yelled.
King's Vegeta's snickers eventually turned into full out laughs, making Vegeta even angrier.
Later that Night-
The whole family was having dinner, and Celeria was talking about the events that happened today.
"...And I hit Turles on the head for being such a pervert!" Celeria concluded the story.
"Why are you constantly talking about Turles if he's such a pervert?" King Vegeta asked disapprovingly, "You don't like him, do you?"
"No! Why would I like Turles anyway?" Celeria quickly said, giving the 'Don't you even dare!' look to her brothers.
Vegeta smirked as he opened his mouth, but Tarble quickly stuffed a roll in it.
"Anyway, I heard the dentist got rid of Vegeta's cavities," Vegeta's mom turned to King Vegeta.
"Umm..yes! We got the best dentist in the city!" King Vegeta lied.
"Yes, my teeth is utterly perfect!" Vegeta smirked as he showed off his sharp, clean fangs.
"Good. Now, you must brush your teeth EVERYDAY. If you don't, I'll personally knock you out. And to keep your teeth clean, no more pancakes every single day!" Vegeta's mom announced, "We will now have waffles for the next month,"
"WHAT?!" Vegeta screamed.
"Yaaay!" Tarble cheered.
"Shut up you little shi...brat!" Vegeta yelled.
"Now, go to your rooms, it's bedtime, and brush your teeth before you sleep!" Vegeta's mom pointed upstairs.
Vegeta stomped angrily up the stairs, 'I'll just go over Bulma's house everyday for pancakes then!'
Tarble and Celeria followed, but not without staying 10 feet away from Vegeta.
Vegeta's mom sighed as she turned and smiled at King Vegeta, "Thanks for taking Vegeta to the dentist,"
"It was nothing!" King Vegeta rolled his eyes, "But do I get a reward?!"
"Not tonight, I got 3rd shift this week!" Vegeta's mom smiled as she patted and kissed King Vegeta's cheek, grabbed her bag, and left for work, "See you in the morning!"
King Vegeta was the only one left at the table and rubbed his temples, 'I need some asprin...'
Next Time- Game 1
Welp, how'd you like my cameo/crossover of Alucard and Seras? I don't really watch the show, but I do kinda know their gimmicks. Plus also, I wanted the dentist to be either evil, weird, or crazy (Definition of Alucard). Plus also, like Dr. livE, I want the dentist to have a backwards word: Alucard/Dracula. But, for your reviews, I wanna know: What is your favorite moment of the WHOLE series (All of my fics) and what is your favorite fic so far? Answer in the reviews, it'll probably inspire me or something (Since this is kinda based on 1st Grade). See ya! (SPRING BREAK! WOOOO!)
P.S- Ill will be posting a poll of your favorite fics of mine by the time this chapter is posted, make sure to vote!
Chapter 8: Update
Disclaimer: I don't own anything!
Chapter 8: Update
A/N- I'M SORRY I DIDN'T UPDATE IN TWO WEEKS! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I was just busy with school, and I got track meets now (Which I won 1st place in all of them for now) And I'm working on 4th Grade, which I plan on releasing it's first chapter this weekend. I also gotta finish my latest 5th Grade chapter...So, to make it up, I have a preview for 4th and 5th Grade.
Game 1 (5th Grade)-
Bulma busted in the classroom, "GUESS WHAT?! GUESS WHAT?! GUESS WHAT?!"
"Don't tell me there's more 'foreign exchange students'!" Vegeta yelled.
"No!" Bulma said, "I just wanted go say we're studying World War I this quarter,"
"...What's that?" Everyone asked.
"What?!" Cell yelled, "It's in the name: WORLD WAR!"
"...I don't get it," Piccolo said.
"Is it where the world fights other worlds?" Goku asked excitedly, "Like Earth vs. Junpiter?! I wanna see that fight!"
"NO!" Bulma and Cell screamed.
"It's Jupiter, Goku, and World War I is when the people of Earth start fighting against each other," Bulma explained.
"Why would humans fight against each other?" Goku asked, "That sounds pretty dumb,"
"You're too dumb to say that something's dumb," Vegeta stated as he flicked Goku's forehead.
"Hey!" Goku whined as he flicked Vegeta's forehead back.
"How dare you, Kakarot!" Vegeta yelled as he returned the favor.
They started going back and forth, flicking each other until Vegeta finally had enough, and he punched Goku in the face.
"Vegeta!" Goku growled as he punched him back.
Vegeta hissed, "Don't touch me, Kakarot!" and kicked him into a wall.
That was apparently Goku's trigger, because he and Vegeta started engaging in a fighting match.
"Hurry up and doggy pile them! They're gonna destroy the room!" Piccolo yelled as he lunged at Goku.
Krillin did the same and lunged at Goku, which Frieza lunged at both Saiyans, which Cell lunged at Frieza.
"Ok we get it!" Goku wheezed as all the body weight was crushing him.
"Kakarot, this is all your fault!" Vegeta panted.
Unfortunately, Brolly heard Vegeta's 'Kakarot' and went mad.
"KAKARROT!" He screamed as he ran towards the giant pile and jumped high in the air, intent on crushing them all.
"RUN!" Piccolo screamed as all of the boys tried to separate, but it was too late.
Brolly's body weight crushed all of them so much, that the ground cracked as he landed on top of them, making a "CRACK" sound.
"Ooh..." All the girls hissed as they heard that distinct noise.
10 Year Olds Reunite! (4th Grade)-
It was a clear, bright morning day, and Bulma awakened to the sound off an alarm ringing. She yawned and clicked 'Off' as she noticed the time was 6:00 am.
She suddenly smiled as she remembered, "Today's the first day of 4th grade!"
She quickly jumped out of bed, and opened her massive closet to choose her outfit for the day. After 10 minutes, she finally settled with a sparkly pink shirt and a glittery black skirt.
She smiled to herself in the mirror, and practically ran downstairs to see her parents.
Unfortunately, she jumped as she saw Vegeta's presence at her kitchen table.
"What are you doing here?!" Bulma exclaimed.
"Oh honey, don't be so rude to your boyfriend," Mrs. Briefs giggled. She didn't mind making extra breakfast at all.
"Yeah, Woman, don't be so rude," Vegeta smirked as he dug in to her mom's pancakes, "I was actually wanting to see you,"
'Liar!' Bulma glared at him.
'I know, duh' Vegeta smirked back as he slowly chewed his pancakes.
"How long has he been here?!" Bulma asked.
"About 2 hours ago," Her mom chirped.
Bulma's eyes widened, "You wake up at 4 am?!"
"Of course!" Vegeta scoffed as he finished his pancakes and got up, "Now, let's go to school,"
"I didn't even eat yet!" Bulma yelled as she quickly started eating her breakfast.
"Vegeta's so timely," Her mother clapped her hands.
Bulma rolled her eyes as she eventually finished her breakfast and grabbed her book bag, "See ya later,"
"Bye!" Her mother waved as Bulma and Vegeta started walking towards school.
As they started walking, it was silent until Bulma turned to Vegeta and demanded, "Why were you really here?!"
"My stupid mom wouldn't make me pancakes," Vegeta immediately answered.
"What does that have to do with me?" Bulma asked.
"Well, I know your stupid mom would make me some," Vegeta smirked.
Bulma pushed him, but he barely moved, so she ended up pulling his tail like a child would to a dog.
"OW!" Vegeta yelped as his tail retaliated and knocked her to the ground.
Bulma got up, narrowing her eyes at Vegeta, "It's on, now!" She tackled him to the ground and started punching his chest as hard as she could while yanking his hair.
Just then, Goku appeared before them, breaking them up, "Come on guys! We need to go to school!"
Vegeta and Bulma growled as they backed off of each other.
Bulma jumped in Goku's arms and hugged him, just to spite Vegeta, "Goku! Vegeta's being mean!"
Goku nervously chuckled and smiled, "I'm sure he's not being too mean..."
Vegeta's eyebrow twitched and he yanked her off of Goku, "You're the one who pulled my tail!"
"You're the one who insulted my mother!" Bulma stuck her tongue out.
"If you didn't screech so much, then we wouldn't be arguing!" Vegeta scoffed.
"Fine! Then I won't ever talk to you!" Bulma yelled.
"Fine!" Vegeta yelled back.
"FINE!" They both screamed, then ended up crossing their arms, looking away from each other.
Goku wrapped his arms around Bulma and Vegeta's shoulders, "Aw, come on! You guys didn't mean that!"
"Shut up!" Bulma and Vegeta yelled as they brushed Goku's arms off of them, and started walking towards school.
A/N- Well, I hope that satisfied you for the next few days. I'll try to release these chapters early, but I have stupid tests for high school next year! My schedule will get better when I finish 4th and 5th Grade. I'll be able to do weekly updates for Freshman Saga since I got a full year (August 2015-August 2016) to finish it. Anyway, check out my poll in my profile and vote for your top 2 fics that I've made! Thanks for all of the reviews and I'll be sure to update by Sunday at most!
Chapter 9: Game 1
Disclaimer: I'M BAAAAACK!
Chapter 8: Game 1
Captains-
Goku
Vegeta
Piccolo
Positions-
Krillin- Quarter Back
Vegeta-Running Back
Frieza- Wide Reciever
Brolly- Center
Tien- Guard
Goku- Wide Reciever
Taleem-Tight End
Ginyu -Guard
Cell-Tackle
Piccolo-Tackle
17- Running Back
It was about a week later, and all three girls had their injuries fixed. It was also the day of their first game...
RING! RING! RING!
Vegeta was currently spinning around in his rolling chair. He was at work, and things seemed pretty quiet, which was very unusual. He scoffed at the phone, and picked it up, answering, "What do you want?!"
Goku's voice was screaming from the phone, "VEGETA! The cops know of our drug deal with Frieza Incorkorated! They plan on inspecting our building soon!"
"WHAT?! How do they know?!" Vegeta growled in anger, "Don't tell me that we have a traitor!'
All Goku could do was whimper helplessly. Vegeta growled even louder, then slammed the phone down, hanging it up. Being the hidden mob boss of his company was very stressful.
Just then, there was a knock on his door. Vegeta sighed heavily, then called out, "Come in!"
Bulma walked in his office, with his pancakes that he ordered. Vegeta smirked as he teased, "How's my little slave?"
Bulma rolled her eyes and walked towards him, "Here's your pancakes your majesty," she mockingly said while dropping the plate onto his lap.
"Woman! Stop disrespecting me, you're supposed to be my slave!" Vegeta hissed as he grabbed a fork and dug in to his pancakes, "Now, rub my shoulders!"
"It's SECRETARY you jerk! And rub your own shoulders!" Bulma stuck her tongue out, enjoying the look of shock on Vegeta's face.
Suddenly, the door busted open to reveal Tarble. He was sweating very nervously, and he constantly was wiping his palms on his pants, "Sorry to interrupt, but it's 9:00!"
"D***! Time for my meeting! Woman! Grab the suitcase!" Vegeta demanded as he quickly rushed past Tarble, straightening his tie.
It was 9:30, and there were two groups of people on each side. They were in an alleyway, under a streetlight, and the rain was pouring down hard.
On the left side was a calm Vegeta, a nervous Goku, a frightened Tarble, and a focused Bulma, with the suitcase.
On the right was a smirking Frieza, with nervous Zarbon and Dodoria, and Cell, who was grinning with his suitcase.
"So, let's get on with the deal, shall we?" Frieza's grin grew wider as he motioned Cell to step forward.
"Yes, we shall..." Vegeta motioned for Bulma to bring the suitcase. He motioned for her to open the suitcase, revealing candy cigarettes, Pop Rocks, Smarties, and SweeTarts.
"Excellent..." Frieza drawled as he signaled Cell to open his suitcase, revealing to be a single $10 bill, "It seems like we have a-" Frieza paused as his eyes narrowed in suspicion, "Wait a minute..."
Tarble gasped and nearly fainted as Goku nervously tugged his collar. Vegeta didn't look surprised, while Bulma was just painting her nails.
Frieza's face contorted into one of anger as he gritted his teeth, and hissed out, "Where...is...my...Pixy Stix?"
Vegeta scoffed, "I told you that if you wanted the Pixy Stix, that you had to raise the deal 30% ($3), but you didn't listen, did you?"
"We never said anything about raising the deal!" Frieza practically yelled, "Now this whole thing will be cut off and my goons will kill you! Unless, if you give me my Pixy Stix, I'll consider sparing your a**es!"
Vegeta smirked, and closed the suitcase, "No thanks..."
Frieza growled, then screamed, "YOU MOTHERF-"
"FREEZE!"
All 8 kids froze as Krillin was shown with a police gun, shaking as he slowly moved towards the group, "Y-You have the right to remain silent, get down and put your hands behind your back!"
"..."
"RUN!" Goku screamed as he put his fingers to his forehead, then IT out of there.
Vegeta grabbed Bulma's arm, messing up her nail polish, and started flying away, throwing ki balls towards Krillin.
"You jerk! You messed up my nails!" Bulma screeched, "You better buy me nail polish remover!"
"Shut up already!" Vegeta yelled running his free hand through his hair in frustration.
He could see Krillin chasing Frieza, and throwing ki restraints, hoping that one would catch Frieza's leg.
Out of nowhere, a new voice arrived, and it wasn't happy at all, "WHAT THE F*** DID YOU DO TO MY CLASSROOM?!"
The chibis paused in their pretend mob scene, and everything went back into reality as the alley was actually a space between two tables, and the suitcases were actually small bookbags. The whole classroom looked utterly destroyed with a missing wall, knocked over chairs, and ki blast damage around the room. They noticed that their classmates were looking at them strangely.
King Vegeta looked especially angry. He didn't expect this madness when he allowed free time to the kids, "Well?! Any explanation?!"
Goku, being the only one that had the idiocity to speak, chuckled and scratched his head, "Well...I guess we got too much into the game that we were playing..."
"Y-Yeah, we were pretending that we were part of a Mafia, and we sold drugs and stuff," Tarble held up the bag of candy cigarettes.
"If they had gotten my Pixy Stix then Baldy here wouldn't have jumped in!" Frieza blamed Krillin.
Krillin objected and defended himself, "You were breaking the law!"
"...You guys are idiots..." Piccolo stated.
Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
queenvicky99 chapter 8
Hey I'm not complaining !I'm on vacation \(*3*) Spring break YEAHHH! *cough* So glad you got first in track !I'm thinking of joining next year . Can't wait for 4th grade and the next chap of 5th !Until next chapie! Chow! ! ! ! ! ! !
Me: Hey, how's summer going?
T3n4r1 chapter 7
My favorite moments in the entire series are the Buttstinger ones. Y'know, the ones where he almost died, like with the car going off the cliff and the almost drowning him. Good times...
Me: Lol yeah, that was my favorite Buttstinger moment...
Vegeta: *snicker*
Silverwolf247 chapter 7
Love your story.
Me: Thanks!
Silverwolf247 chapter 1
Before I say anything I would just like to say I have nothing against Yamcha abuse but I just want to warn you if you constantly abuse a character no matter how unlikeable eventually the humor will come off as mean-spirited and the audience will eventually want to see the character given a break and get some form of reward but it's your writing so do what you want to just a warning.
Me: You probably know now, but I really don't mess with Yamcha alot. I like to spread it out a bit ^_^
VVV chapter 7
Hey, cool story so far piccolo needs funny moments and what is your favorite moment so far in the series? Mine is were goku throes Blutzinger off the cliff BUT I did like when vegeta was on the motorcycle with bulma now that was cool
Vegeta why do you hate waffles yeah I know they suck so bad that I will not eat them but come on ALL BULMA HAS TO DO IS GIVE YOU PANCAKES AND YOU DO EVERY THING well I would to but that is not cool but you need pancakes
Me: Umm...I don't know! It's so many moments! One of my funniest moments were this:
Bulma then looked around.
She saw a fruit stand, some long walking poles, a wig, and a long coat laying around
"I got an idea!" Bulma said.
5 min later-
Vegeta flushed as he felt his itchy gray hair and his fruit-boobs starting to fall out.
Under him, Bulma, Goku, Chi-Chi and Tights was handling his left leg, and Zarbon, Krillin, and 18 was holding his right leg. They were hidden by the long coat.
Vegeta wobbled to the concession stand and said in his highest pitch, "One ticket to Sin City: A Dame to Kill For,"
"Ok," the old ticket man said as Vegeta exchanged the money for the ticket.
"Have a nice day, beautiful," the old ticket man said as he smacked Vegeta's behind and chuckled.
Vegeta flushed deeply and felt tempted to slap the pervert, but he legs kept moving.
Vegeta: That wasn't funny!
agatstone chapter 7
Hi. That was a great chapter. I loved the cameo from Alucard. Can you put in more cameos from characters from different animes like Bleach or Fullmetal Alchemist. By the way I also really recomend FMA, but from anime stick to Brotherhood, which follows very closely the manga. It has only 64 episodes.
But we have to pich one moment from your whole series? That's impossable. But I tell you a few things I liked: Tarble's track racing; bonding between Raditz and Goku; Maron an C17 getting closer together; Bulma and Marron ending the feud; the romantic moments between the three main couples; Future Trunks; the crossover in third Grade and all the wonderfull Yamcha bashing. Please give us more of all of this. And here some pancakes for Vegeta, since now he's cavity free.
Me: *sniff* That was beautiful! Okay!
Vegeta: YES! PANCAKES!
queenvicky99 chapter 7
Well that would have to be Kindergarten for me !That story was too cute and the fact that it was new at the time the jokes were lol .The joke are still Omfg lmao but it just something about Kindergarten DBZ that gets you having a laughing fit .Also HAHAHAHA Vegeta acting like wimpy !It was just a dentist even if it was Alucard. With his crazy a $$ .And Yay Victoria .She is super cool ! (and not only because she has my name ...Ok maybe a little bit )Awww Vegeta doing something sweet for once ! How adorable! Well until next chapie! Chow! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Me: Yeah, Kindergarten was a classic!
Vegeta: Stop making fun of me!
TheHeroOfDark71F chapter 7
And yes, Journey to the Evil Gem was a Story. A GT story.
Vegeta, you are going to be in it, but i am afraid you undergo adult on this, and you'll have a mustashio.
Goku, Uub and Vegeta is going to be in it. Along with Bulma, Beerus and Whis, Demigra (The Main Villian of the Story.), Towa, Miira, Majin Buu, #18, Krillin, Goten and Trunks (Both Chibi because of Pilaf's fault.), The Pilaf gang, and my Xenoverse Character, etc etc. (She's Lv. 58. I'll PM you the name.)
Also, a team of 5 will search for the Evil Gem that caused chaos if one falls into the wrong hands. So, what they have to do is to search for the Evil Gem on every galaxy. But it's only found on the Tidewater Reef and on Ocean planets! There is about 5 Evil Gems they had to destroy to release a vengeful demon. (Hint: The Final Boss of Xenoverse.) Once the Vengeful demon is released, they had to fight it.
In the end, their ship ran out of fuel, the FTL drive is f*cked up, They are stuck, and begun an arc called Search for Fuel, a Fix, and a Return.
The Group of Five will commerce on this:
1. Goku (Leader, Captain)
2. Vegeta (Co-Leader, Badass Soldier In-Battle)
3. Bra (Wifu, Supporter of the Ship's health.)
4. Ubb (Co-Leader, But supporter of Goku.)
5. Goten and Trunks (Cute but Dangerous in feel, Both count at a Team of Five. Two Mess makers, but both playful.)
Starter Gear:
4 Broken Swords in the Attic of the Ship (Where did that came from?!)
500 Billion of rations of Delicious food, along with Starbound's produce in 500 crates. (Crossover Food!)
700 Billion Drinks from Starbound and Dragon Ball Z. (Yes, Goku will accidentally try of them at once.)
1 Billion toys in the basement of the ship (When do we have a basement of the interior of the ship?)
600 Trillion Pancakes at the Pancakes Room of the Ship (Seriously, Vegeta is going to freak out.)
60 Rooms in one ship. (Including: Playstation 3 & 4, A giant Theater TV along with a Blue Ray Player on top, Several Dragon Ball Z Season Discs, A lot of Playstation 3 & 4 Games, A 7.1 surround sound for the Theater room, 60 beds, loads of cool furniture, A giant roof to floor Blue lava lamp, a central room, a huge Healing Swimming pool for the fun but heavily injured, Loads of shows and movies from the 1990s to the present day. 5 gaming computers jampacked with 6,000 games preinstalled, and a water lamp from Roof to 2 floors.)
Also wished the ship from the dragon balls from Bulma!
So, what do you think?
Me: O_O...I really think YOU should write this story. I'm sitting here, confused, while you have everything set up for a great story! I would love to write it, but I hadn't got the time! But if you would, it would gain a lot of popularity!
kurizafan chapter 7
My favorite moment is when Frieza gets beat uped and in 8th grade when he drove the car with Blutz. on the front. Vegeta I got a dare for you,kiss Bulma,beat up Piccolo,kill Goku,kiss harpy Chichi or 18,or tell King Veggie that Celeria like Turles.
And you've got spring break before me crap!
Me: Lol
Vegeta: No!
Piccolo: And that was Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
Later that day-
All the kids boarded their things on the bus, ready to go to their first football game of the season. Vegeta growled as he looked at all the overdue homework he had from Mr. Blutzinger as he sat down at the back of the bus.
Goku, who was sitting on the seat across from him, looked at him sympathetically and stated, "I have the same problem..."
"It's not fair! Why do I gotta learn about stress?!" Vegeta spat in anger.
"Well, you do stress out a lot," Krillin shrugged, looking at his set of homework. He sat on the seat in front of Goku
"Well, if you'd done your homework, like us, then you wouldn't have to do the stress unit," Cell, who overheard the conversation, scoffed.
"Yeah, it was only 100 pages!" Bulma, who was sitting next to Vegeta, agreed with Cell.
"Shut up, not everyone can do 100 pages of work!" Frieza gritted his teeth in irritation.
"...You shut up!" Cell and Bulma screamed back in retaliation.
As the bus continued to drive towards the city, Piccolo looked outside to see lots of disturbing things. He currently passed a man being shot, a nearby bank robbery, a child being beaten, and a woman being abused.
"Can we please get out of this city already?!" Piccolo pleaded, tired of all of the sickening display of the town.
About an hour later, the bus finally pulled into a stop in front of their opponent's (The Cowboys) football field. Everyone quickly got out of the bus, ready to play.
"Let's do this!" Piccolo yelled, completely hyped. He started running towards the field, putting on his football gear along the way. Other kids followed his example, doing the same thing.
"Go and kick their a**es!" King Vegeta screamed, sitting on his coach's chair and started to play Five Nights at Freddy's. Other coaches glared at his actions.
After flipping the coin (Shenlongs chose tails), it ended up on their side and they began the game with offense.
Vegeta smirked as he stared down all of the kids on the opposite team. They were shaking in their boots, nearly wetting themselves. Vegeta licked his lips while thinking, 'This is gonna be easy!'
For the first play, Krillin was handed the ball, and he dodged the other kid's tackles and threw it to Brolly, who charged into the touchdown area without stopping whatsoever. Not that many people started cheering, since they weren't at the Shenlong's home field, but that didn't deter the team's attitude.
After a few more touchdowns, it was halftime, and no one was happy by then. The cheerleaders were just hanging out and talking and the boys were just sitting on the bench, drinking water.
"Guys...is this becoming really boring?" Goku asked while staring at his own hands. He couldn't help but feel cheated out of this game.
Krillin agreed with Goku and sighed, "Yeah, this is getting real boring..."
Everyone sighed and there was a long pause, as if everyone was thinking the same thing for just a second. They cautiously glanced at each other, until Vegeta couldn't take it anymore, "...You wanna blow up this place?"
"That was what I was thinking!" Frieza admitted.
"Yeah, I kinda do wanna blow this place up..." Cell nonchalantly shrugged, "Y-You guys wanna do it now?"
Frieza and Vegeta looked at each other and nodded, "Might as well,"
Goku started to object, "You guys, there's innocent people around here!"
"...So?" Cell challenged, "They can run,"
"Still, it's not right!" Goku argued, not wanting to harm any civilians.
Cell, Frieza, and Vegeta all exchanged secret looks as they all yelled, "KAKAROT!"
"KAAAKAARROOOOT!" Brolly screamed as he powered up and tackled Goku a few meters away from the field.
"Hurry up!" Cell yelled as they floated up many feet above, and started charging up their attacks.
"FINAL...FLAAASSSHH!"
"KA...ME...HA...ME...HAAA!"
"SUPERNOVA!" Frieza screamed as he formed a planet sized ball of energy and launched it towards the field.
"What the f*** are you doing, trying to destroy the world?!" Vegeta yelled.
"...I really don't know..." Frieza shrugged.
Suddenly, Goku appeared out of nowhere to block the Kamehameha and the Final Flash towards the sky. He then powered up into a Super Saiyan 2 and started pushing the Supernova away from the field, and then throwing it (Like a Spirit Bomb) towards the Sun.
Goku glared at all three of them as he shook his head, "You three was about to destroy the world!"
"You mean he was!" Cell and Vegeta pointed at Frieza.
"Hey," Frieza yelled, "I-"
Suddenly, the buzzer went off, announcing that the game was over. The four looked surprised as the Shenlongs were celebrating their victory, and Celeria, Launch, Chi-Chi, and 18 had to replace them for the game.
The four landed on the ground, and Vegeta spoke, "What the h*** is going on?!"
"Well, son, since you were fighting, we needed four people to fill in the roster. And we only had girls left, so we let then play," King Vegeta explained.
"Argh...girls can't play football!" Vegeta shook his head.
"Yes we can!" Bulma walked forward and gave a weak punch to Vegeta's arm.
"Oh yeah, then why don't you girls have a WNFL?" Vegeta challenged.
"...Shut up!" Bulma ignored Vegeta as she got on the bus.
Vegeta growled as he boarded on the bus also. He was not gonna apologize, not matter what!
Next Time- Halloween (Growing Up Sucks)
Welp, school's out and summer's here, so I'll be able to update 4th and 5th grade much more often! I ended up graduating middle school with straight As! But, I hope that you summer's been great, and look out for more updates! This fic will be cut short...REALLY short. Sorry, but I need room to finish 4th grade, since that has a bigger plot. I plan on finishing 5th Grade by...about sometime in July. (About 9 more chapters) I obviously expect 4th Grade to be done by August. My first day of school is the 17th I think, so expect the next chapter of Freshman Saga around the 21st! Every Friday (Sometimes every two Fridays), I'll update a new chapter of Freshman Saga, making the story around 30-50 chapters. That will be my average length in my 4 high school fics, so I'm excited that those fics will be my only focus (I'll occasionally update Kindergarten 2 instead of Freshman Saga). Anyway, thanks for all of your support and look out for more 5th Grade!
Preview-
"Trick or treat!" The boys spoke to the middle aged man.
The man frowned at all of the kids and shook his head, "You kids are too old to be doing this! Get a life!" He slammed the door on all of them, taking along his delicious candy with him.
"...*sniff* What's happened to us?!" Goku cried.
Vegeta growled and cracked his knuckles, "I don't know, bit I'm getting some of that candy, no matter what!" He prepared a ki blast with his right hand and pointed it at the door.
"Old man! Come out and give me the f***ing candy, so you'll get severely punished, by the Great Prince Vegeta!" Vegeta screamed while stamping his foot.
End Preview-
Chapter 10: Halloween (Growing Up Sucks)
Disclaimer: I don't own anything!
Chapter 9: Halloween (Growing Up Sucks).
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
It was 8:00 on the day of Halloween at Capsule Corp. and Bulma was just getting out of the shower with her pajamas on before she heard a loud knock on the door.
"Bulma dear, could you answer the door?" Her mother's voice came from the kitchen, probably cooking.
Bulma sighed as she dragged herself to the door. She had a very rough day at school, mainly involving Goku somehow driving an airplane into the building, causing everyone to get in trouble. If that wasn't bad enough, she had gotten a 94% on a test about the difference between fruits and vegetables.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
"I'm coming!" Bulma growled as she walked to the door and opened it to reveal Vegeta, Goku, Krillin, and Piccolo in their Halloween costumes.
"Woman! Why are you dressed in your pajamas?! It's f***ing Halloween!" Vegeta yelled. He was dressed in a pancake costume, with fake syrup and everything.
"Yeah Bulma! Here, I got a hot dog outfit for ya!" Goku, who was dressed as Captain Crunch, handed Bulma the costume.
Bulma shook her head while giving the Halloween costume back to Goku, "Sorry, but I can't go Trick-Or-Treating. I gotta pass candy out to little kids,"
"What?! B-But we always do this together!" Krillin (He wore his hall monitor uniform) protested.
Bulma shrugged, "I'm getting too old for this...but do you guys wanna watch a movie or something? I can invite Chi-Chi and 18..."
"Really?!" Goku exclaimed happily, "Will you have pop-"
"-No way, Woman! We're going candy snatching and if you're not gonna join us, don't ask for any of my candy!" Vegeta growled as he dragged the other guys away from the premises.
"Hey! I wanted to watch a movie!" Piccolo complained angrily. He wore a Cucumber costume to promote his latest album.
"No! We aren't gonna accept invitations from traitors!" Vegeta was staring to get a bad headache and he didn't like it one bit.
"B-But 18 was gonna be there..." Krillin whined sadly. He wanted to impress her with his uniform.
"No! We're getting free candy, and that's FINAL!" Vegeta screamed as he stomped his foot. Goku, Krillin and Piccolo stepped back a few feet, not wanting to interfere with Vegeta's temper tantrum.
"Okay! Okay! Let's go!" Goku nervously agreed to Vegeta's idea and they all quickly followed Vegeta to their first house.
"Hey Vegeta, how much candy are you expecting?" Goku asked curiously.
"I'm expecting a mass pile of it! High enough to reach the atmosphere! Plenty for a Saiyan Prince!" Vegeta smirked proudly.
"Well...I want a pile high enough to reach the moon!" Goku smiled, imagining the sweet taste of candy.
Vegeta growled at Goku, misinterpreting his words for trying to best him, "I want mines as high as the solar system!"
This made Goku even hungrier, so he replied, "The universe is more like it! I'll have that much candy!"
"The Galaxy!" Vegeta hissed, getting annoyed at Goku's antics.
"All of the Galaxies!" Goku chirped.
"Of all Space and Time!" Vegeta clenched his fists, barely restraining himself from punching the little idiot.
"Even more than that!" Goku chuckled, scratching the back of his head. Vegeta nearly snapped into madness.
"Well, I have all INFINITY! There's NOTHING higher than INFINITY! So, I WIN!" Vegeta let out heavy pants, just daring Goku to top that.
"...It was a competition?" Goku questioned with a confused look on his face.
"ARRRRRGGHH!" Vegeta transformed into a Super Saiyan out of anger, until Krillin interrupted his tirade.
"We're here at the first house!" Krillin announced.
Krillin stepped up and knocked on their first door, which appeared to be a rich house. The door opened to reveal an old woman, who looked very wealthy.
"Trick-Or-Treat!" All the boys except Vegeta spoke, showing off their empty bags of candy.
"Ugh! I have no time to deal with little freeloaders like you! I have a party to go to!" The woman pushed the kids out of the way and started walking to her fancy car.
"...That b****!" Piccolo yelled.
"Might as well pull a trick...I'll take care of her!" Vegeta lifted his hand, and with a simple blast, destroyed her precious car.
"MY BEAUTIFUL CAR!" The woman screamed in horror, angrily turning to the boys, "I'M CALLING THE COPS!"
"GO! GO! GO!" Krillin screamed as they all started running, but Goku ended up grabbing all of them and used Instant Transmission to go someplace else.
Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
queenvicky99
Oh My GLOB! I am so glad my email is working ~ !I didn't get any type of notifications and I finally checked it and I saw that this story was updated and here I am late asf TT!I have failed as a reviewer, SHAME ON ME!Nah just trying to be dramatic, Well now I'm back and I will be getting notified of the stories I read ! LOL the games are always funny 3 .Plus hope you are having a fun summer !Until next update (Which I will be it was aware of).Chow!
Me: My summer's been a bit crazy...I'm hyped for high school, but I don't want summer to go yet!
Vegeta: I'll fight my way through high school!
Guest
I noticed that you have written several VxB fanfics, and will it be okay if I give you a suggestion for a story?
Me: Umm...I have so many plans as it is...How about you tell me and I can see what I think...
kurizafan
Vegeta you have to do the dare cause I forgot to make it a Triple Dog Dare and a new dare that is kick Frieza and Goku's asses. Anyways good chapter and I'll be waiting. :D
Me: Thanks!
Vegeta: Hmph! I don't believe in Triple Dog Dares anymore!
61xXYamchaXx
Hmm.. A very creative with idea you came up with
Me: Thanks! It's hard, but you know, I have to push through it to better myself ^_^
Piccolo: And that was Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
Meanwhile, Bulma invited Chi-Chi and 18 over to watch a movie.
They were sitting on the couch in the living room, munching on some popcorn and drinking soda. The movie that they were watching was an old Halloween love story.
"I can't believe that the guys went out Trick-Or-Treating!" Chi-Chi shook her head, "They should know better than that!"
"Well, it is our first year not doing it...and you know that boys mature later than girls," Bulma snorted.
18 just glanced at the two girls, and went back to watching the movie. It wasn't her type, but she didn't wanna bother with the conversation.
"Speaking of maturing, my dad still won't let me get a training bra!" Chi-Chi whined.
"Gosh Chi-Chi, it's not a big deal...in fact, you should be happy you don't gotta wear one yet, it feels uncomfortable," Bulma shrugged. She wasn't gonna tell her about the embarrassing shopping trip with her mom.
Flashback-
"Mooom, can we leave now?!" Bulma's face couldn't get any redder as she tried to tug her mother away from the bra department of Walmart. She already had 14 bras, and her mom was STILL looking for more.
"Oh honey, I just want the cutest one for you!" Her mother giggled girlishly, "Ah, I remember when I went shopping with my mom..."
"MOTHER!" Bulma stamped her foot angrily but then cringed as everyone's faces seem to turn towards her.
"Here, hold this for a minute," Mrs. Briefs put a small pile of bras into Bulma's hands, making her even more embarrassed.
She planned to get rid of these things as soon as possible! Her biggest fear was that her friends could possibly see her...especially the guy friends. Speaking of the Devil, a few aisles away, she could see Vegeta, who was with his father, looking for socks. As soon as she spotted him, Vegeta automatically turned and made eye contact with her.
In a matter of a second, Vegeta suddenly appeared right before her eyes, making Bulma hide the bras behind her back.
"...What are you doing here?" Vegeta questioned, sensing something odd about the atmosphere.
"Y-You know, for food and stuff..." Bulma coughed, making Vegeta really suspicious. He stared at her for a few more seconds, before Bulma had enough of his creepiness.
"You can go now! I'll see you later!" Bulma urged, "Go away!"
Vegeta shot her a confused look before slowly backing away and disappearing off to find his father, 'Girls are so confusing...'
Bulma sighed in relief, finally able to relax since all the people she knew wasn't near-
"Hello, rival of mines..." A voice drawled right behind her.
'You know what? Forget it!' Bulma thought as she turned around to face Cell, not even bothering to hide anything, "What do you want Cell?"
"I was just wondering what you could possibly be here doing today..." Cell responded, smirking. His smirk then turned into a confused frown as he noticed the items Bulma was carrying.
"What's that?" Cell questioned out of curiosity as he pointed at the clothing in her hand.
"I give up!" Bulma threw up her arms in defeat and handed one of them to Cell, "It's a training bra,"
"Hm? What's it for?" Cell questioned as he felt the material, "B-But not that I don't know, I'm perfect!"
"Umm...I don't want to talk about it," Bulma sighed as she sat on a nearby bench. The only thing keeping her relaxed was knowing that Cell was physically and mentally asexual.
Cell noticed her sadness and sat next to her. He awkwardly patted her head, "I don't see why you're so sad, but *cough* you'll get over it sometime within your life,"
Bulma noticed that Cell was trying to make her feel better and smiled. She leaned over and brought Cell into a hug, "Thanks Cell,"
Cell blushed purple, "N-No problem...You can get off me now!"
Bulma let go of Cell and watched him walk away, 'He's like the older brother I never had...' She thought.
She then started to walk back to her mom, but noticed ruffling going on in the adult women's bra section. She cautiously walked there and gasped as she saw a giant pile of bras, 'Who could've done this?!'
Just then, Turles' head popped out of the top of the mountain, his hair was covered in bras, and he was even wearing one as a mask. Turles' face turned into shock as he noticed Bulma's open mouthed face.
"...Please don't tell my mooom!" Turles pleaded desperately.
End Flashback-
"...Still, it can't be that bad! I mean, at least you know you're growing up!" Chi-Chi continued her rant.
Bulma shook her head while slapping his forehead in embarrassment. Chi-Chi had no idea what was gonna happen soon.
Meanwhile, the boys were going for their second to last house. They haven't gotten any candy from all 20 houses, and they were dead tired.
"This house better have candy..." Piccolo muttered as he pounded on the door.
The door opened to reveal a giant obese man, "Yes?"
"GIVE US SOME MOTHERF***ING CANDY!" Vegeta's voice roared in anger.
"Hmm...let me see..." The obese man dug into his pocket and found a couple of apples. He put one into each of the boys' bags and started to close the door.
"This isn't candy! You're fata** needs to be eating these, not me! You see this *yanks costume off* This is a 6 pack, an 6 pack! And what do you have?! Nothing but flabs! I pity you for acting like you're fine with your life, but obviously, you're not!" Vegeta ranted in anger.
Goku, Krillin, and Piccolo were dead silent in shock.
"...WAAAAAAAAHHHH!" The obese man cried as he ran into the house, and slammed the door.
"You took it too far, Vegeta!" Goku scolded, not happy at his actions.
"You think I care?! Let's just go to the last house!" Vegeta snorted as he started walking to the last lit house of the night.
Krillin stepped out and knocked on the door hoping for a decent person. A middle aged man opened the door and grumbled, "What?"
"Trick or treat!" The boys spoke to the middle aged man.
The man frowned at all of the kids and shook his head, "You kids are too old to be doing this! Get a life!" He slammed the door on all of them, taking along his delicious candy with him.
"...*sniff* What's happened to us?!" Goku cried.
Vegeta growled and cracked his knuckles, "I don't know, but I'm getting some of that candy, no matter what!" He prepared a ki blast with his right hand and pointed it at the door.
"Old man! Come out and give me the f***ing candy, so you'll get severely punished, by the Great Prince Vegeta!" Vegeta screamed while stamping his foot.
There was no response...making Vegeta angrier.
"Vegeta, no-"
BOOM!
Most of the house was obliverated, and the man was more than likely dead. Vegeta walked to the kitchen, and stole 4 bags of mixed candy and walked back outside. He tossed one bag to each boy, "We can go back now...I satisfied,"
"..." The rest just nodded as they started heading back towards Capsule Corporation.
"Hey..how do a man and a woman make chickens and cows?" Bulma asked, ironically watching the show on Nicktoons.
"...I don't know..." Chi-Chi pondered. Both girls turned to 18, who just glanced at them and shrugged her shoulders.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Bulma jumped from the couch, and opened the front door, revealing Goku, Vegeta, Piccolo, and Krillin with a giant pile of candy in their bags.
"Wow, so you actually got the candy," Bulma was impressed. She thought they were just gonna get an apple.
"Yup, there were so many willing houses," Vegeta bragged. Krillin and Goku was about to speak before Vegeta and Piccolo knocked them to the ground.
"Well, that's good...how about you guys watch a movie with us?" Bulma asked.
All six ended up on the couch watching Cow and Chicken on Nicktoons.
Krillin was showing off his outfit to 18 (Who didn't really care), and Chi-Chi was nagging to Goku about what candy can do to his teeth. Vegeta snickered as he enjoyed his cavity free wish. Piccolo was busy meditating.
"Hey..how do a man and a woman make chickens and cows?" Bulma asked, since she was the only one really watching the show.
Chi-Chi and 18 shrugged, while Piccolo continued to meditate.
"Mmph! Mmph! Mmph!" Goku had his mouth filled with Skittles, making him drool literal rainbow.
Krillin suggested, "Maybe they actually make Chickens and Cows, like in a farm,"
Vegeta couldn't believe the simple question was answered in the stupidest ways, "Duh, they ADOPTED them!"
"...Ooooh..." Everyone chorused.
They eventually went back to their normal discussions.
Vegeta dug more into his bag of candy and noticed that there was a bunch of Almond Joys in there. He HATED Almond Joys. He then remembered that Bulma liked Almond Joys. The thing was, he didn't wanna give her any. He knew that didn't make sense but he had a pride to defend! Just then, an idea clicked in his head.
Bulma was nearly asleep until she felt a bunch of candy rain on her out of nowhere. She stood straight up, and noticed that there was a bunch of Almond Joys on her hair, lap, and even down the back of her shirt. She turned to Vegeta and saw his looking the opposite direction from her. Bulma smiled (To tired to scream at him), and scooted closer to lie her head on his shoulder and fell asleep.
'Oh great, now that disgusting candy is even closer to me,' Vegeta mentally sighed. He looked to see everyone else asleep but him, so he got up and walked to the TV, turning it off. He got back to his spot beside Bulma and dozed off, his head on the arm of the couch with his tail wrapping around her body, pulling her close to him.
Next Time- Christmas (Growing Up Sucks Part II)
Well, I hope you enjoyed this chapter! I can't believe it's like nearly halfway through summer now. Ugh...I hate back to school commercials! Anyway, there's only 8 more chapters left, and since November and January isn't really a big deal, I'm skipping those months. I'm probably even gonna skip football since I'm rushing to get this story done. But it's alright, this fic isn't as big as Freshman Saga, so I bet you guys wouldn't mind. Anyway, I would like to recommend a fic made by my long time friend (She's been there since my first fanfiction), Juli the Shinigami, and her fanfiction called the Darkest Part of Fate. I won't spoil too much, but it's really really good!
Chapter 11: Christmas (Growing Up Sucks II)
Disclaimer: I don't own DB, DBZ, DBS, or GT (GT...I hate you)
Chapter 10: Christmas (Growing Up Sucks II)
It was two months later, and it was the day before Christmas. It was nice and cloudy, and the snow was frozen on the ground.
Things were really busy in Son Goku's house. Everyone was moving around, getting things ready for Christmas. It was early too, around 10:00.
"Bardock! Did you buy the turkey?!" Gine yelled, washing the cooking utensils in the kitchen.
Bardock, who was in the living room putting up the Christmas tree, yelled back, "It's in the freezer!"
"Bardock! I told you to put it on the table!" Gine snapped, opening the freezer and taking the turkey out.
Bardock merely rolled his eyes and continued setting the tree up, "Not my fault I didn't remember..."
Raditz, who was also in the living room, was texting on his phone on the couch, "Why did you guys choose now to start decorating and stuff?"
"Cause, I had patients to cure and your mother starts her vacation today, not that you ever ask..." Bardock sneered at his son, "And what happened to working?!"
Raditz sighed, "I quit like 2 months ago, the job was getting really annoying..."
"Son, you can't just quit a job just because it's annoying! If you want to be successful in life, you must deal with it," Bardock scolded.
"Aren't I just gonna live with you after high school?" Raditz asked, not taking his eyes off of his phone.
Bardock started to crack up with amusement, "Live with me?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He then turned to the kitchen and yelled, "Hey Honey, Raditz wants to live with us when he's out of high school!"
From the kitchen, everyone could hear a loud outburst of laughter, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"...What's so funny?" Raditz growled, finally looking at his father.
"When you get out of high school, you're definitely going to college! Far FAR away from here!" Bardock snickered.
"College? I don't wanna go to college!" Raditz groaned.
Bardock was about to snap before he heard his youngest son bust open the front door and run in.
"I'm done with my morning training!" Goku called as he ran into the living room, spotting his father and brother. He came to a stop to speak.
"Hey dad! Whatcha doin?" Goku questioned.
"I'm putting up the Christmas tree," Bardock explained as he started to adjust the angle of the tree.
"Cool! Need any help?" Goku asked, "I already chopped up a bunch of firewood outside!"
"Good job, son! See Raditz? Why can't you be more helpful like Kakarot?" Bardock tsked.
"You didn't ask," Raditz responded, yawning in the process.
"I can't wait until Santa comes!" Goku smiled, remembering his adventures in Christmas.
"Santa?" Raditz snorted in laughter, "Aren't you old enough to know that Santa's fake?!"
"Hm? He's real...I've seen him about 3
times," Goku rose an eyebrow, confused at Raditz's words.
"Kakarot, I think you're going insane," Raditz chuckled, "Hey dad, Kakarot thinks Santa is real!"
Bardock decided to tell Kakarot the truth point blank, "Son, Santa-"
BANG!
Bardock crashed into the floor, cursing while holding his injured head, "What the hel- heck was that for?!"
"Don't listen to your father or brother. Santa is real," Gine suddenly appeared, reassuring Goku, while sending her husband and son a glare.
"Oh, okay! I'll be going to Bulma's, everyone's probably there!" Goku saluted before using Instant Transmission and disappeared.
Piccolo: It's time for Saiyan Fun Facts, with Vegeta!
Vegeta *sits on chair, cross legged and takes off glasses*: All Saiyans have a monkey-like tail that allows us to transform into a Great Ape when we look at a full moon. Saiyans who lived on Planet Vegeta, like me, wear our tail wrapped around our waist in a belt-like fashion. This custom is to keep our tails from being reached and gripped easily by opponents. When a Saiyan's tail is squeezed-
Piccolo: BOOOORRRIIINNNG! Who wants to listen to that crap anyway?! Anyways, and that was Saiyan Fun Facts with Vegeta! *Vegeta: HEY!*
At Capsule Corp., Bulma busy making new armor for Vegeta, before Goku suddenly appeared out of nowhere, "HI BULMA!"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Bulma screamed in fear as she turned around and sprayed Goku's eyes with pepper spray.
"MY EYES!" Goku furiously rubbed on his burning eyes and clumsily fell to the floor, groaning.
Bulma stopped screaming once she got a good look at Goku, "Goku?! What are you doing, sneaking up on me?!"
"I thought everyone was here..." Goku scratched his head, "You know, Santa's coming here soon...Did you know that Raditz said that Santa isn't real? Crazy, huh?"
"...I don't know, Goku...To be honest, I don't even remember Santa being here..." Bulma scratched her head, "All my memories of Santa seem kinda fuzzy,"
"B-But Bulma, remember, when we had to deliver all of the presents in Kindergarten, and Vegeta was Rudolph!" Goku tried to spark Bulma's memory, but all he got was a shrug in response.
"I'll find the mystery to this!" Goku vowed as he brought his fingers to his forehead. He paused for a moment and turned to the dark corner of the room, "See ya, Vegeta!" and disappeared.
Bulma blinked once then turned to Vegeta, who was indeed standing in the dark corner of the room, "Vegeta? Why are you in my house?!"
Vegeta revealed himself to Bulma and shrugged, "Hmph, took you this long to notice..."
"How often do you do this?" Bulma demanded.
"...Most nights and my free time," Vegeta admitted, looking away from the person in front of him.
Bulma could only look at him a newfound disturbance.
Meanwhile, at Ox King's house, Chi-Chi was currently studying for her next math test after break. She knew that most kids lost many knowledge of last semester during break and decided that she wasn't going to be one of those kids. She was about to answer another question until Goku appeared right next to her.
"Goku? What are you doing here?" Chi-Chi questioned, setting her pencil and book down.
"Chi-Chi, I have a question...Do you think Santa is real? Do you have any memories of him?" Goku questioned, anxious to hear her response.
"Goku, why would Santa be real? And no, I don't have any memories with him..." Chi-Chi responded honestly.
"Something is going on!" Goku concluded as he waved goodbye and used Instant Transmission to his final destination.
At the Kame House, Krillin was busy wrapping his present for 18. He knew the gift was going to be perfect. It was a new set of winter clothes, and he knew that 18 loved fashion. He glanced at Master Roshi, who was watching his daily exercise videos. He would watch too, but he had to hurry up and finish wrapping the gift.
"Krillin! I have a question!" Goku's voice was heard outside, near the door. Krillin sighed as he set his gift down to go and talk to his friend.
"What is it, Goku?" Krillin asked as he stepped outside to confront him.
"I was wondering...do you think Santa is real? And do you remember anything about him?" Goku questioned. If Krillin said no, then Goku would just give up on his plan.
"...Of course I do! In Kindergarten we helped deliver presents, Vegeta was Rudolph! In 1st Grade, we defeated Barney and Dr. Gero! In 3rd Grade we defeated Smoker and Tashigi and Zoro's real name was Roronoa...*snicker* Also, in 4th Grade we became elves and defeated the fake Mrs. Claus!" Krillin told all his memories of Santa.
"You're the only other person who remembers all that!" Goku told Krillin he then thought for a moment, "And if you and I know all this and everyone doesn't, then something's wrong!"
Krillin nodded, "There's no way someone would forget about the craziness that went down all these years!...So what are we gonna do?"
Goku grinned with determination, "We're going to the North Pole, and look for Santa for an explanation!"
Krillin gasped, "Really?! When are we doing this?"
Goku looked at the setting sun and the darkening sky, "We leave now...Santa's probably getting ready to deliver right now..."
"Right!" Krillin nodded, and so, the duo flew off north, hoping to find the right answers to the mystery.
Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
T3n4r1 chapter 10
I want to review, but I have nothing to say other than the generic "Great job! Keep going at it!" So I have a question for Vegeta. Which would you rather choose, Chi-Chi and a life full of pancakes, or Bulma and a pancake-free life? Or option c; never being able to beat Goku?
Me: Thanks!
Vegeta: Ummm...IT'S TOO F***ING HARD! Probably the harpy...I can kill her and take all the pancakes! MWAHAHAHAHAHA,
queenvicky99 chapter 10
We'll I'm just gonna say Halloween can be for anyone of any age ~ , Age being below 25 XD . Vegeta you are just to kawaii even though you won't admit it .Goku will always be Goku and pickles ...Really Cumber...CUMBER WTF ! Lol Any who Bulma omg that happened to her XD Ha ! I gonna say this ..18 is freaky awesome with her " I'm just here " attitude. Also great that you are enjoying summer and don't want it to end, Also DBZ Revival of Fries is coming out in dub August 4-12 in theaters !Soo preorder once I get my birthday money which is the second to last day of July :3 .Well until next update! Chow! ! ! ! !
Me: Happy Early Birthday!
Vegeta: I'm not cute!
Silverwolf247 chapter 10
Hey are you still going to keep the plot where 17, 18 and Cell are controlled by a familiar person even though you're shortening this story because I love those plots.
Me: Yeah, I am. It'll be reduced to 3 chapters though
TheHeroOfDark71F chapter 10
What-If Goku was a Kitten?
He'll go mew mew? or Vegeta was a Doggie? Go Woof Woof?
I think they will be cute!
Me: I guess so ^_^
Vegeta: :(
Piccolo: And that was Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
At the North Pole, Santa was just getting his last minute presents in, before throwing it on his sleigh. He checked his list twice, and put it in his pocket. He was about to do a test run to the reindeer, before he saw two boys flying towards him.
"Santa!" Goku and Krillin called as they landed in front of him.
"What are you two boys doing here?" Santa demanded, highly confused.
"Santa, most of my friends forgot about you and all of our adventures together, and I wanna know why!" Goku explained.
Krillin nodded, "They were all fine until today really..."
Santa thought for a moment before nodding understandably, and offered, "Here, why don't you two come inside while we talk?"
Inside of the workshop, Santa, Goku, and Krillin sat comfortably in the chairs, munching on tacos. Santa was mildly surprised at Goku's bottomless stomach. Krillin only ate about one.
"Umm...are you ready?" Santa questioned Goku.
Goku glanced at Santa, almost forgetting what he was here for, until it finally clicked together again and he ushered Santa to speak, "Yes, I am!"
"Well, there comes in a child's life where the legend of Santa Claus starts to seem a little silly for them...too silly that it's uncomfortable. It's only that because of the pressures of preteenage years and other problems in life," Santa explained.
"Like what?" Goku and Krillin asked.
"For example, your friend, Chi-Chi's too busy with school work and the pressures of developing to be concerned about Christmas," Santa gave an example.
"I can't believe it..." Goku shook his head in shock.
"And your other friend, Vegeta, he's too concerned with training and relationships to be worrying about presents while Bulma's too worried about inventing and romance," Santa informed, "It's really about growing up...once your life is too busy for believing in Santa, most of your memories of me gets fuzzy...kind of like memories of you as a baby,"
"Argh! It's the "growing up' again!" Goku growled in frustration, "But, why is it happening now, and not later or earlier?"
"I don't know, that's life," Santa shrugged, "It's going to happen to you two soon...Krillin, more sooner, but still might as well get used to it,"
"But...how do you still deliver presents when people stop believing?" Krillin asked.
"Every time an older kid stops believing, a younger kid starts. It's a cycle, really..." Santa smiled, hoping that Goku would understand.
"...I don't understand!" Goku whined sadly.
'Of course not,' Santa sighed and patted Goku's head, "You will someday," He then winked at Krillin, who smiled and nodded in understanding.
"Well Goku, it's about time we start heading home," Krillin patted Goku's shoulder.
"I'll see you later, Santa!" Goku waved goodbye as he took off after Krillin.
As Santa waved goodbye, he knew what he had to do...
As Goku and Krillin stopped in the sky as their homes were in different directions.
"I'll see you later, K?" Krillin smiled as he started to float his way home.
"Right!" Goku saluted as he started flying his way home.
It was 11:00 by the time Goku got home. He opened the door to see his father, mother, and brother in their rooms already. He started to walk up to his room, until he got an idea. Goku saw a plate of cookies on the kitchen table and took it, while fixing himself a glass of milk. After that, he sat on the couch, eating his snack, determined on seeing Santa again.
It was around 2:00 now, and Goku was struggling heavily to stay awake on the couch. He brought a nearby cover, and draped it over himself and started to doze off...
Goku's eyes were wide awake as he heard footsteps coming his way into the living room. He pretended to be asleep, anticipating Santa's presence. When he could sense his energy right under the tree, he jumped up and yelled, "Santa! I knew you'd come!"
"...Huh?!" Bardock questioned his son, who was strangely pointing a finger at him.
"…W-Where's Santa?!" Goku asked, sensing something wrong here.
"Son, Santa isn't here," Bardock sighed, "I came down here to place presents under the tree,"
"...You're an elf?!" Goku gasped in wonder.
"NO YOU IDIOT! I buy the presents and put it under the tree for you!" Bardock admitted.
"W-What?" Was Goku's final words before passing out into a deep sleep. Bardock sighed and picked Goku up and started to walk upstairs. Once he reached his room, he placed Goku on his bed, draping the covers over his shoulder. Bardock then left to go to his own room for the night.
- Christmas Morning -
It was early in the morning, and Goku woke up groggily, 'Did Santa come here last night?' He hopped out of his bed and walked downstairs to see presents under the tree.
Goku smiled excitedly and looked for presents with his name on it and found two. He opened both and was dismayed to see socks from his father and underwear from his mother
'Socks and underwear?! What happened to toys?!' Goku questioned himself as he checked the other presents to see anything else he had.
"Disappointed, huh?" Raditz's voice came from the nearby couch in front of the tree. He had covers over most of his body and he looked like he's been up for awhile.
"Yeah..." Goku admitted sadly, "Where's the toys?! All I got was underwear and socks!"
"Ah, it always starts at age 10...You're parents think you're too old for toys. You start getting clothes until you're 16, then you get nothing at all," Raditz sighed, remembering his disappointments when he was Goku's age.
"Then, I'm never getting cool things for Christmas again?" Goku asked.
"Well, you start going to parties and stuff. You kiss girls, get drunk, stuff like that," Raditz snickered at his memories during high school.
"Kiss girls?! Get drunk?! I don't wanna do that!" Goku whined.
"Too bad! That's growing up, so you gotta suck it up and deal with it! Toys will become useless to you anyways..." Raditz growled.
"I don't get it..." Goku stared at Raditz like he was a complete weirdo.
Raditz slapped his forehead, "Arrgh! Isn't this the age when you start changing? Don't you think about girls and not toys?! I know you take health class!"
"Raditz, you're weird..." Goku cracked an uneasy smile at his brother and left out to see his friends, leaving him in a murderous state of mind.
Goku landed at Capsule Corporation and went inside the building. He passed her mother and father, who were eating breakfast. He went down to her lab, where he sensed her energy, and opened the doors.
He was shocked to see Bulma working on her latest inventions on a day like Christmas.
"Hey Bulma! Why are you working on Christmas?" Goku asked as he walked up to her.
"Well, I got nothing else to do, with everyone busy with their own lives, might as well get some extra work in," Bulma smiled at Goku as she continued working.
"I only got socks and underwear for Christmas..." Goku sighed, "I don't get it, they usually give me toys and stuff,"
"Well, maybe you're too old to get toys from your parents. Did Chi-Chi give you something?" Bulma asked.
Goku shook his head, "No, I didn't got over her house yet,"
Bulma swooned and looked up at the ceiling with hearts in her eyes, "Sometimes getting things from the person you love is more important than toys from your parents,"
Goku rose an eyebrow at Bulma's new antic, but smiled anyways, "I guess you're right, Bulma...I'll see you later, I'm gonna see Chi-Chi!" He left out, leaving Bulma to act creepy by herself.
Out of the shadows, Vegeta suddenly appeared, smirking at Bulma's dazed face, "Why are you looking so creepy, Woman?"
Bulma snapped out of her state and smiled at Vegeta, "No reason...I made some armor for you..."
"Stop teasing me! You know I didn't beat that stupid game of yours!" Vegeta growled, he was still wearing the pink shirt and yellow pants.
"I'll have an exception for school breaks," Bulma smirked victoriously at Vegeta, who scowled and went to go change.
Suddenly, both heard Goku's yell far far away, yelling, "I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!"
Chi-Chi's voice was heard next, screaming, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A PRESENT AND YOU GO TO MY HOUSE, BEGGING FOR GIFTS!"
Bulma and Vegeta looked at each other, before Bulma went to the door and locked it, gaining a look of approval from Vegeta.
Next Time- Zarbon and Goku's Adventure! Finding the Perfect Valentine's Present!
Sorry I didn't update in over a week, I was on vacation and there was no wifi. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this chapter and please review!
Preview-
Zarbon looked at his surroundings. It was very dark, the only light that was available was the moon. He could also see nearby stars and Earth. Zarbon started to get a little sweaty, thinking about this, but immediately shook the fear off.
'I can do this!' Zarbon thought as he grabbed his shovel and pail and started to scoop up moon dust.
Goku, who was getting very impatient, whined, "Are you done yeet?"
"No!" Zarbon yelled, starting to collect special rocks and items. He grabbed a nearby stick, and started to write words in giant letters.
Goku hmphed and sat down, not knowing what to do. He thought for a few seconds before his face lit up.
"MOON TRAINING!" Goku yelled with excitement as he transformed into a Super Saiyan and started to do various punches and kicks.
"Will you knock it off?!" Zarbon screamed in irritation.
End Preview
Chapter 12: Goku and Zarbon's Adventure!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything!
Chapter 11: Zarbon and Goku's Adventure! Finding the Perfect Valentine's Present!
Friday-
It was a few months later, and it was approaching the day of Valentine's Day, which was on Monday. Meanwhile, everyone was suffering, because today was Friday, and they were stuck in a stupid health classroom. Ironically, they were doing the relationship unit.
"You kids think you all know about your little 'boyfriends' and 'girlfriends', well, guess what? You're just gonna break up next year!" Mr. Blutzinger ranted.
Immediately, the class bursted into outrage.
"Not true! Me and Goku are gonna be married one day!" Chi-Chi yelled.
"Yeah!" Goku agreed, completely lost within the conversation.
"Don't we have a choice in whenever we wanna break up or not?" Krillin questioned.
"Well-"
"Y-You're gonna break up with me?!" Zarbon wailed at Tights, nearly going hysterical.
"No you idiot!" Tights screamed, bonking his head with her hand.
"Thank God!" Zarbon sighed in relief.
"YAAARG! I'M BOJACK THE PIRATE!" Bojack yelled at Blutzinger.
"...What?!" Buttstinger screamed.
"I personally think the concept of mating is disgusting..." Piccolo snorted.
"True!" Cell and Frieza agreed with Piccolo.
"Hey! I'm just saying don't expect to stick with your current interests!" Blutzinger was nearly close to bursting.
"You fool! You don't understand anything about Saiyans!" Vegeta snarled, then pointed a finger at Bulma, "She's already my wife!"
"WHHAAAAT?!" Everyone screamed in shock.
"...Why wasn't I invited to your wedding?!" Ginyu sobbed.
"That's not true!" Bulma denied, "He's just acting crazy!"
"Deny it all you want, Woman!" Vegeta shook his head, "Afraid to admit your true feelings...what a shame!"
Everyone stared at Vegeta in shock.
"...THAT'S YOU!" Everyone screamed at Vegeta's hypocritical statement.
"You know what?! Homework for all of you!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.
"Why?! You're the one that started the conversation!" Cell sneered.
"I don't care! All of you must write a 150,895* word essay on how did you get into the 5th grade!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled.
"WHAT?!" Everyone screamed.
"Yeah that's right, now get out of here!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled, right when the final bell rung, meaning the end of school.
Everyone exited the school, grumbling about Mr. Buttstinger and his unfair ways. Cell and Frieza started walking home, obviously in a bad mood.
"Man, I wanna kill that guy!" Frieza screamed as he kicked an outside trashcan to the ground.
"I know, right!" Cell sighed, "It's gonna take me all night to write the essay!"
"Hmmm...I got an idea!" Frieza snickered, "How about we get a little revenge going here..."
Cell paused for a moment and turned to Frieza, "...I think that's a great idea!"
Frieza giggled evilly as he chimed, "Well, let's begin with our plan!"
Meanwhile, Zarbon sighed sadly while sitting on the school steps. He had a big problem. He didn't know what to give to his beloved girlfriend for Valentine's Day. Goku, who was the last to exit from the school building, noticed Zarbon's facial expression and spoke.
"Hey Zarbon, what's wrong?" Goku asked.
"Well, it's just that I wanna give Tights something from Valentine's Day, but I don't know what!" Zarbon whined.
"Umm...I don't know much about girls, but I think I know who!" Goku smiled, touched Zarbon's shoulder, and used Instant Transmission.
Near the cool waterfalls and mountains, Piccolo meditated nearby, enjoying the peace and quiet...
"HEY PICCOLO!"
Piccolo quickly widened his eyes, turning around to face Goku and Zarbon. He growled and proceeded to yell at them, "You idiots! Don't you have any common sense at all?! Never interrupt my meditating!"
"Sorry Piccolo," Goku sheepishly apologized, "I was just wondering if you knew anything about girls..."
"I'M THE LAST PERSON THAT KNOWS ABOUT GIRLS!" Piccolo screamed, "I don't understand humans period!"
"W-Well, do you have suggestions on what to buy a girl?" Zarbon questioned.
"Argh! What do you think a girl likes?!" Piccolo questioned.
"Well...Tights like science and space," Zarbon muttered.
"Well, get her something sciency or spacey, I don't know!" Piccolo growled.
"Hey! How about we get her something from space?" Goku suggested.
"That's a good idea!" Zarbon smiled.
"Thanks for the tips, Piccolo! You really do know about girls..." Goku teased before both boys disappeared before his eyes.
"..." Piccolo blushed and uncomfortably started meditating.
With Cell and Frieza-
Both boys were outside of Mr. Blutzinger's office window at school. It was still daylight, so they had plenty of time to start the mission.
"Okay, let's review the plan!" Cell said.
"So, we sneak into Mr. Blutzinger's office, and trash the place. Then we sneak into the teacher's lounge and set stink bombs in there. Finally, we go to the health room, and burn all of the books!" Frieza recalled the plan.
"Good! So wanna do this now?" Cell asked.
"Might as well!" Frieza smirked as he looked through the window of the office. Everything looked pretty empty, so Frieza nodded to Cell, and they began Phase 1.
Cell opened the window door, and both him and Frieza clumsily climbed in and successfully closed the window.
Frieza gave Cell the signal, and they started to trash the place. Frieza began to clear his desk, by sweeping everything off with his tail. It cause his laptop to break, his coffee to spill on his paperwork, and his lamp to break into shards of glass. The downside was the amount of noise that made.
"Shhh!" Cell placed his index finger to his lips vigorously.
Frieza rolled his eyes and they both continued their work. Cell carefully removed lots of books from his bookcase and started ripping them to shreds, and sprinkling them on the floor. Next, he grabbed the nearby trashcan and emptied it on the floor, with rotten food all over the place and used paper tissues and cups.
"Perfect!" Frieza smiled, satisfied with all the mess on the floor.
Cell took out two spray cans from his pocket and gave one to Frieza, "Now, time for the finishing touch!"
They both began to spray very vulgar language into the walls of his office, completing the final touch.
"Phase 1: Completed!"
With Goku and Zarbon-
In space, Goku and Zarbon appeared, landing on the moon.
"Maybe you can collect things for Tights here!" Goku pointed at all of the junk and mysterious items around.
"You're right! She'll be amazed at all this stuff!" Zarbon smiled as he took out his grocery bag.
Zarbon looked at his surroundings. It was very dark, the only light that was available was the moon. He could also see nearby stars and Earth. Zarbon started to get a little sweaty, thinking about this, but immediately shook the fear off.
'I can do this!' Zarbon thought as he grabbed his shovel and pail and started to scoop up moon dust.
Goku, who was getting very impatient after minutes, whined, "Are you done yeet?"
"No!" Zarbon yelled, starting to collect special rocks and items. He grabbed a nearby stick, and started to draw on the dust.
Goku hmphed and sat down, not knowing what to do. He thought for a few seconds before his face lit up.
"MOON TRAINING!" Goku yelled with excitement as he transformed into a Super Saiyan and started to do various punches and kicks.
"Will you knock it off?!" Zarbon screamed in irritation.
Suddenly, the ground rumbled as a huge Steelix appeared from the core of the moon.
Goku and Zarbon were dead silent as the Steelix turned his head towards the two boys and screeched, "SCCCCCCCRREEEEEEECCCHHHHHHH!"
"MY EARS!" Goku sobbed as he fell to the ground, wailing.
"It's worse than chalk on chalkboard!" Zarbon hissed, feeling his bleeding ears.
The Steelix glared at the two boys before charging after them, "SCCCCCCCRREEEEEEECCCHHHHHHH!"
"RUN!" Goku screamed before taking off, with Zarbon and Steelix on his tail.
Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
The Vampire Queen Lori chapter 11
Omg I have followed you since the beginning! I love this story so much. Perfect relief for all my dramas that I read. I hate yamcha a lot sooo it brings me joy to see the little b***h go down all the time. OMG I WANT TO SEE LITTLE VEGGIE SORTA ADMIT HIS LOVE FOR BULMA! But not all the way because you know...they're 5th graders! DUHHH
Me: Yeah, when I get disturbed with dramas I read, I even go to my own stories for relief (Is that normal...?) And thanks for following me all this time!
Vegeta: I don't have any love for no one! Love is for the weak!
queenvicky99 chapter 11
LMFAO ,Vegeta you creeper !Who the heck does that Oh my glob . Poor Goku , The only one who doesn't grow up .Bulma really and Chichi I have nothing to say to you . But I saw DB super and OMG I can't wait until the next episode with Bulma and Vegeta and Trunks 3 Omg it's gonna be so kawaiiiiiii! ! Anywho until next update! Chow! ! ! !
Me: Yeah, that episode was cute. Better than the last one...and you're right! Who does that?!
Vegeta:...Shut up!
Silverwolf247 chapter 11
Hey I have to ask in what chapter are you going to start the 17, 18 and cell are controlled by a familiar person plot I'm really looking forward to it.
Me: Next chapter! Don't get too much into it, it's very predictable...well I guess it is for me since I know how it's gonna turn out...
Vegeta: ?
TheHeroOfDark71F chapter 11
Vegeta, Act like a cat or i will eat your pancakes like Goku! :)
Me: O_O
Vegeta: *hisses* NEVER!
Piccolo: And that was Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
Cell and Frieza-
Cell and Frieza snickered at the stench the teacher's lounge emitted as they walked towards the health room.
"You smell that? That, my friend, is the stench of success!" Cell laughed evilly.
"Ha! Smells like failure to them!" Frieza snickered as they turned a corner in the hallway.
"Wouldn't blame 'em," Cell joked as they finally reached the health room. He opened the door, and peeked in, before waving Frieza into the room.
They both hurried up and got to business, grabbing all of the Health books from the desks.
"Stupid vulgar book! This is for ruining my life!" Frieza yelled while blasting one to ashes. Cell grunted in approval as they both started blasting books one by one.
After awhile, all the books were ashes on the floor, and Cell and Frieza proudly kicked them away from that one spot.
"Well, I think our work here is done!" Cell smirked, brushing his hands off.
"I agree! We saved the school!" Frieza grinned, "I can just imagine the awesome story we'll tell!"
Cell was about to agree, before he heard the knob jiggle not too far away.
"S***!" Frieza screamed as he paced around the classroom. There were no windows, nor any other exits.
"Wait! I have an idea!" Cell yelled as he grabbed Frieza's shoulder.
By the time the door opened, Cell and Frieza were nowhere to be seen.
Back to Goku and Zarbon-
"SCCCCCCCRREEEEEEECCCHHHHHHH!"
"What are we gonna do?!" Zarbon yelled at Goku.
"SCCCCCCCRREEEEEEECCCHHHHHHH!"
"I don't know, but I'm ready to fight this thing!" Goku yelled back.
"SCCCCCCCRREEEEEEECCCHHHHHHH!"
"Are you sure you'll be able to take him?!" Zarbon asked.
"SCCCCCCCRREEEEEEECCCHHHHHHH!"
"Yeah!" Goku nodded before going into a complete dead stop, turning around and facing the Steelix.
The Steelix skidded to a dead stop in front of Goku and screeched, "SCCCCCCCRREEEEEEECCCHHHHHHH!"
"Let's do this!" Goku yelled before powering up into a Super Saiyan 3 and began his attack, "Ka...ma...ha...me...HAAAAAAA!"
The Kamehameha charged towards Steelix, but he was prepared. He hardened his tail, and counterattacked against the Kamehameha, using Iron Tail.
"Ngh...!" Goku started pressing more power into his attack, and smirked as he saw Steelix's attack weakening. He gave it one extra push, and the attack blasted into Steelix, destroying him once and for all.
"SCCCCCCCRREEEEEEECCCHHHHHHH!" Steelix screeched as the Kamehameha finished him.
After that scene, Goku tiredly collapsed on the ground, trying to regain some air. Zarbon timidly walked up to Goku, "Was a he strong person...?"
After regaining his breath, Goku stood up in his normal state and smiled at Zarbon, "Nah, I just haven't done a Kamehameha attack like that in a long time! It really tired me out!"
"Well, I'm done with the stuff I collected," Zarbon said, "I wanna get outta here as soon as possible!"
Goku nodded and touched Zarbon's shoulder, "Where to?"
"Umm...To Tights' room, it's a full moon out and I don't wanna miss this chance..." Zarbon said, "And...thanks for doing this for me, Goku,"
"No problem! I was bored anyway! This place is good for training!" Goku chuckled.
At Capsule Coroporation-
Tights was currently brushing her teeth in her personal bathroom, about to go to bed, until suddenly, Goku and Zarbon popped up right beside her.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Tights screamed as she brought out her pepper spray, and attacked Goku and Zarbon.
"NOT AGAIN!" Goku cried out as he flopped to the floor, furiously rubbing his eyes.
"IT BURRNS!" Zarbon cried as his eyes constantly watered.
Tights gasped when she recognized Goku and Zarbon, "What are you two idiots doing, sneaking up on me?!"
Zarbon and Goku groggily stood up. Goku waved before quietly using Instant Transmission to leave.
Zarbon scratched his head as he spoke, "I know it isn't Valentine's Day, but this is a once in a lifetime thing, you gotta check this out!"
Tights frowned before setting her toothbrush down and followed Zarbon to the window. He opened it, and grabbed Tights' arm, floating up to the roof of the building. He then pointed to the clear, full moon, and Tights gasped.
"You drew a giant heart in the moon?!" Tights gasped. It was true, Zarbon cleared a lot of dust on the moon, so it can reveal a picture of a heart.
Zarbon smiled and nodded, waiting for her next reaction. He was hoping for a good one, but it was completely different.
Tights started to giggle, "Zarbon, this is very nice if you, but you didn't need to do all this to prove your love. You could've just bought me candy or a card,"
Zarbon's face flushed out of embarrassment, and quickly spoke, "Yes, of course, what was I thinking...?!"
Tights snickered some more and added,"Plus also, who would like this cheesy stuff?"
Just then, the door to the roof opened up, and Bulma quickly ran up to her sister while squealing, "Look at the moon! It's a giant heart! ISN'T IT SO ROMANTIC?!"
"...Except my sister..." Tights deadpanned.
"Hey Vegeta! Come out of the shadows so I can fulfill my dreams of hugging under a full moon!" Bulma yelled into the shadows of the roof.
Tights looked very confused, until Bulma went into the shadows and pulled out a flushing Vegeta. The confusion turned into a look of disturbance.
"How often does he do this?" Tights hesitantly asked.
"Most nights and his free time," Bulma spoke, Veggie-hugging™ a very uncomfortable Vegeta.
Tights just shook her head as she looked at the two, 'They disturb me the more I see them...'
-Valentine's Day (Monday)-
It was the beginning of school, and in King Vegeta's classroom, everyone was listening intensely to Cell and Frieza's story.
"...And then we completely trashed his office! I wished I could've seen the look on his face!" Frieza bragged.
"Wow! What happened next?!" Krillin asked, and many kids started repeating the question.
"I really wanna know!" Goku begged.
"Yeah, this seems interesting!" Taleem smirked.
"They're gonna get in trouble eventually!" Chi-Chi growled.
"Just continue the story!" Tien yelled.
"Well, we then bombed the teacher's lounge with foul smelling gas! Ha! No one would want to go in there for a few weeks!" Cell smirked cockily.
"What did you bomb it with? Yourself?" Vegeta snickered, causing everyone else to laugh.
"No! We used actual bombs, thank you very much!" Frieza snorted.
King Vegeta angrily walked into the room and sat in his chair angrily. He obviously went into the teacher's lounge. The kids started snickering at the thought.
"And the best part is that we're never gonna get caught!" Cell smirked.
"CELL AND FRIEZA, GET YOUR BUTTS INTO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE!" The speaker screamed into the room.
"...OOOOOHHH!" All the kids snickered at the bad news.
"Impossible! How'd they know it was us?!" Frieza hissed to Cell.
"There's no possible way! Unless...we didn't destroy the only evidence we had! Cameras!" Cell groaned as he bashed his head multiple times on his desk.
"D*** it!" Frieza cursed, "Do you think we should escape before they catch us?!"
"Might as well!" Cell growled as he grabbed Frieza and Instant Transmissioned out of the school, leaving everyone shocked.
"...D-Did I just see that?" Goku gulped, creeped out at the fact someone else knew his technique.
Krillin gasped, "How...did...he-"
"-It's best not to ask questions..." Piccolo grimly spoke, leaving everyone else dead silent.
What else does Cell know?
Next Time- The Magician! Hypnotized Androids!
* 150,895 is the number of words so far that I wrote between Kindergarten-4th Grade at this moment
I hoped you enjoyed this chapter! It took like 3 hours to make, cause I kept spacing out, lol. There's only 4 chapters left until the story ends on the 23rd. So, that means expect a chapter tomorrow! (July 16th), Anyway, please review, favorite, and follow! Until next time!
Chapter 13: The Magician! Hypnotized Androids!
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Chapter 12: The Magician! Hypnotized Androids!
-3 Months Later-
It was around the last few days of school in May. Lately, the weather's been extremely dark and cloudy, like a huge storm was being prepared. Even lightning was starting to emit from the skies.
At the playground during recess, the Chibis obviously noticed the strange weather.
"Man, this weather is messed up...It's supposed to be all nice and sunny," Goku sighed as he looked at the sky. It was very dark, nearly looked like nighttime. Goku was on the bridge along with everyone else. No one felt in the mood to play.
"I think something's up...the weather channel clearly stated the whole week was supposed to be humid..." Tights sighed as she leaned against the bars of the bridge.
"Hmm...I hear that we have a guest coming to the school..." Cell informed.
"Tch, didn't they learn from the last guest?!" Frieza scowled. He absolutely HATED guests. They were annoying Know-It-Alls.
"I don't know...but I sense something wrong about today..." Krillin clenched his fists. He just had a terrible feeling in his stomach, just warning him about something.
"It's probably nothing," Android 18 placed a hand on Krillin's shoulder. That made him smile.
"Yeah, it's more than likely this s***ty weather..." 17 groaned as he looked up at the sky.
Just then, a crack of lightning along with a boom of thunder emitted from the sky and shook the ground. Bulma yelped in fear while huddling beside Vegeta, "Who lets kids out when it's gonna be a giant storm?!"
At that exact moment, the bell rung, meaning that it was time to go to that guest speaker in the gym. All of the kids exited the playground and ran back into the school. At that exact moment, the storm began...
Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
The Vampire Queen Lori chapter 12
Wow, funny as always! Love ya! Oh wow Vegeta...I cant believe you said that to Bulma. It was too cute...but manly. Ya know, don't want to hurt your pirde and all lol. This was a great relief from my Fairy tail fan fiction. Too much drama in every chapter
Me: Man, I gotta read that one day...but I don't watch Fairy Tail! :'( It's not like I don't like it, but it's too much fanservice for me. Same as One Piece (Every female in the New World has huge breasts), but I can't freakin stop at 700 episodes! That's crazy!
Vegeta: I'm not cute!
elianni chapter 12
All i can say is loved u still have the touch great job
Me: Thanks! And I shall continue to have 'The Touch'
Vegeta: The Touch?! Is that a disease?!
queenvicky99 chapter 12
Alright , first VEGETA STOP DOING THAT CREEPY SH!T!Back to what I was going to say...Poor Piccolo, just poor poor pickles! I really want to high Cell and Frieza right now , it just seem like the best why to hug them for what they did ! Oh my , oh my was that the famous hug that hasn't been done in a while ...OMG IT WAS!IT can't wait to read the next chapter X3, maybe a time machine is needed hmm...Any who liked the whole Zarbon and tights scene it was cute but then Veggie and Bulma stole it away X3 ,I like that much better .Well until next update! Chow! ! ! ! ! ! !
Me: They always steal the show -_-...Oh well, they are the main characters.
Vegeta: Zarbon is a whining wimp!
kurizafan chapter 12
I liked the part with Frieza and Cell. Romantic move Zarbon. I FREAKING SHIP TIGHTS X ZARBON!
Me: Eheh...I wonder if I invented the pairing...
Vegeta: Probably
Piccolo: And that was Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
In the Gym-
All the 5th Graders were sitting on the bleachers, chattering about random things until the mic finally went on and nearly everyone went quiet.
"..."
"HURRY UP AND START ALREADY!" Vegeta screamed from the crowd. After that there was a loud 'SMACK' with Bulma scolding him and Vegeta quieted down, grumbling about destroying the planet.
"Ahem," Mr. Blutzinger began, "I would like to give you guys a "treat" and decided to invite a real live magician to the school to perform some tricks,"
"BIG DEAL!" Frieza's voice was heard next.
"Heh...Anyway, please give your undivided attention to Magician Gertrude!" Mr. Blutzinger finished.
It was a dead silence as a short man with a purple robe and hood, concealing his identity, walked into the gym.
"*Ahem* I will now preform my first trick, levitation!" Magician Gertrude announced as he begun his trick. He slowly lifted himself from the ground a few feet before landing back at the same spot.
The normal kids were clearly impressed, but the Z Fighters just boringly looked on.
"Man, I'm bored..." Goku yawned.
"Yeah, this is really boring...all he's doing is using ki," Piccolo sighed while leaning back against the bleachers.
Vegeta grumbled as he rubbed his burned cheek, "Woman, I'm not talking to you anymore!"
"Aw, don't be mad! You were misbehaving, so I had to punish you," Bulma sighed, patting his head.
"I have a REALLY bad feeling about this guy..." Krillin groaned. He didn't know why but he just did...he felt like he was gonna be sick.
After a few more cheap tricks, Magician Gertrude announced, "I need a few volunteers for this trick!"
Many kids raised their hands, but he chose three unexpected people: Android 17, Android 18, and Cell.
"Huh?! Why did he choose 18?!" Krillin gasped as the three androids walked up to the gym floor, "They didn't even raise their hands!"
"Baldy, you worry too much! Now just shut up and watch the boring show!" Vegeta yelled.
Magician Gertrude made the three androids sit in chairs, and he pulled out a hypnotizing chain, "When I count to three, you will obey my every command..."
17 rolled his eyes, while 18 snorted unbelievably. Cell crossed his arms, residing to play around, "Okay, whatever,"
"One...two...three!" Magician Gertrude whispered and immediately, all three had blank looks on their faces, listening for any commands.
"Touch your toes!" Magician Gertrude commanded. Immediately, the three androids got up and started touching their toes. Kids started to laugh and clap, while the Z Fighters were confused as heck.
"Why are they listening to him?!" Krillin's forehead drenched with sweat and worry.
"Well, what if they wanted to play along? They're not really hypnotized," Chi-Chi rolled her eyes at Krillin's antics.
"Well, they're putting up a good performance!" Goku smiled watching the three androids form a pyramid.
"You may go back to your seats!" Magician Gertrude commanded, not without sneaking in ear speakers on the android's ears. Everyone clapped happily while Magician Gertrude did a phony bow.
As the androids sat back down, Krillin immediately hounded 18, "Are you okay?! Did he do something?!"
18 glanced at Krillin and rolled her eyes, "You think too much, Baldy,"
As the event ended, all the kids stared going back to their last classes of the day, and for the Z Fighters, it was unfortunately health class.
Health Class-
"Because of the Health books being ripped up, I cannot read to you guys your final lesson of health, your physical body changes," Mr. Blutzinger announced, glaring at Cell and Frieza, who snickered evilly while hi fiving.
The whole class begun to cheer happily, until Mr. Blutzinger interrupted their celebrating, "Wait! I'm not finished yet!" he said with an evil grin, "Since I'm not gonna read it, then you guys are gonna WATCH it!"
"WHHHHAAAAATTT?!" Everyone screamed.
"That's right! Now, let me play this Dailymotion video I found on the internet about this! Ha! Didn't think I knew about your little 'hip' websites!" Mr. Buttstinger laughed evilly.
"*snicker* Dailymotion sucks! We use YouTube!" Tien laughed, causing everyone else to bust out laughing.
"SHUT UP! The video begins now!" Mr. Blutzinger screamed as he clicked play, and the Promethean board came down on the wall. The lights immediately darkened, and the video began it's corny 80's music while the credits began to roll.
"NOOOO! NOT CORNY 80'S MUSIC!" Piccolo screamed while banging his head on the desk.
"My childhood innocence is already being sucked out from my soul!" Krillin whimpered.
"I wanna get out of here!" Goku whined as he covered his ears.
"Ugh! When is the thing actually gonna start?!" Chi-Chi yelled, tired of the credits.
Vegeta just growled, might as well be a man and face the inevitable. He glanced towards Bulma and gasped as she literally ate popcorn like it was some type of ordinary movie. If only something crazy would happen just now...
Finally, the announcer started speaking, "What is happening to my bo-"
BOOOOOM!
There was a huge explosion, knocking down the whole wall beside them. The ground vibrated and everyone gasped as Magician Gertrude walked through the door with Androids 13 and 14. He then pointed his finger towards the androids sitting in their desks, and beckoned them towards him. Automatically, Cell, Android 18, and Android 17 got up and walked to where Magician Gertrude was.
"H-Hey! 18! What are you doing?!" Krillin gasped as he witnessed his girlfriend leaving the classroom. 18 turned around and glared at Krillin with such a hateful stare, making him flinch. Before they all knew it, Magician Gertrude and the Androids disappeared off into the stormy sky.
"..."
"...Is this our cue to leave?" Piccolo asked.
"I think it is!" Goku smiled cheerfully as he leapt from his desk and turned to all of the Z Fighters, "Let's get outta here and find out what's going on!"
"Right!" Everyone nodded as they got up from their desks and started walking towards the giant hole on the wall.
"I'm gonna stay here...I don't wanna get an F!" Chi-Chi called out. Launch, Gure, Zarbon, and Tights nodded in agreement.
"We're going!" Celeria and Tarble joined the Z Fighters. Turles got up and automatically followed them.
"You gotta carry me, you know," Bulma told Vegeta. He immediately threw her over his shoulder, "Kakarot, let's hurry up and leave!"
Goku looked at the full party of him, Vegeta, Bulma, Tarble, Piccolo, Krillin, Frieza, Tien, Celeria, and Turles, "Is that everyone?"
"Yeah!" Everyone agreed.
"H-Hey! W-Where are you hooligans going?!" Mr. Blutzinger demanded.
Goku turned to Mr. Blutzinger and chirped with a smile, "We're going to save the world!"
The next thing Mr. Buttstinger knew, everyone was gone.
Next Time- Z Warriors Unite! Magician Revealed!
Dang, they dodged a freakin bullet! Only three more chapters left until 5th Grade ends! I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Next chapter will be mostly about the "Magician's" reveal and his plan of why he hypnotized the Androids. It'll also connect to Krillin a bit more, since his girlfriend's been hypnotized. Then the chapter after that will be the big fights and stuff, concluding this little arc, then the last one will be about 5th Grade Graduation and Goku's views on things. Until then please favorite, follow, and review!
Chapter 14: Z Warriors Unite! Magician Revealed!
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Chapter 13: Z Warriors Unite! Magician Revealed!
Piccolo: Last Time on Dbz in Elementary School: 5th Grade!
BOOOOOM!
There was a huge explosion, knocking down the wall beside them. Magician Gertrude walked through the door with Androids 13 and 14. Automatically, Cell, Android 18, and Android 17 got up and walked to that spot.
"H-Hey! 18! What are you doing?!" Krillin gasped. 18 turned around and glared at Krillin with a hateful stare, making him flinch. Magician Gertrude and the Androids then disappeared off into the stormy sky.
Goku smiled cheerfully and turned to all of the Z Fighters, "Let's get outta here and find out what's going on!"
"Right!" Everyone nodded as they got up from their desks and started walking out.
Goku looked at the full party of him, Vegeta, Bulma, Tarble, Piccolo, Krillin, Frieza, Tien, Celeria, and Turles, "Is that everyone?"
"Yeah!" Everyone agreed.
"H-Hey! W-Where are you hooligans going?!" Mr. Blutzinger demanded.
Goku turned to Mr. Blutzinger and chirped with a smile, "We're going to save the world!"
The next thing Mr. Buttstinger knew, everyone was gone.
Piccolo: Now...
"WE'RE FRRREEEEE!" Goku laughed joyously as he sailed across the sky, seeing the Elementary School get smaller and smaller.
"About time we save the d*** world..." Vegeta snorted. He then looked over his shoulder at Bulma, who was screaming and clawing on his back and yelled, "SHUT UP!"
All he received after that was the middle finger.
"So, where are we going?" Krillin asked, "I'm really worried about Android 18..."
"Don't worry Krillin, we'll find them! But I sense their power levels around the town plaza..." Tien reassured as everyone started flying towards the plaza.
"I still wonder what that stupid Magician is up to..." Frieza grumbled. He didn't appreciate his best friend being taken away from him...it was NOT a good feeling at all.
"Hey guys! I sense Android 18 and 14!" Turles notified. They ended up landing at the plaza, and things weren't pretty. Destruction and chaos was everywhere. Buildings were being burned down and people were getting hurt, even killed.
"Okay! We need a plan! Me, Vegeta, Piccolo, Frieza, and Bulma will go towards the Magician's energy signal, since it seems like Cell, 17, and 13 are there too. The rest of you will save the citizens and handle 18 and 14!" Goku commanded.
"Good plan! I can probably get 18 to snap out of it!" Krillin agreed.
"Aww! Why do we gotta stay?!" Celeria and Tarble whined.
"Because you two are too annoying!" Piccolo huffed, "It's best that you stay here!"
"Hmph!" They both snorted
"You guys cab join us when you're done cleaning up this mess!" Vegeta smirked before his party took off towards the energy signals.
"...They're pricks," Celeria spat while Tarble agreed.
As Goku's team flew closer and closer to the power levels, Frieza noticed where they were finally headed to, "Hey! We're going to Doctor Gero's lab!"
"Really?! I wonder why that magician is there...He did take only the Androids though..." Goku thought about it.
"It's obvious that the magician got some issues with Gero, but we need to find the reason why and how," Bulma spoke.
"No s***, Woman, why do you think he controlled all the ANDROIDS?" Vegeta sneered, earning a slap to the back of his head.
"We're here!" Piccolo yelled, spotting the secret door to his lab. The Z Fighters flew down and crouched behind some rocks, concealing their presence to the magician and the Androids.
"This is the place, Master," 13 informed, pointing at the door of his house.
"Are you sure? If you're lying, I swear I'll punish you!" The magician threatened.
"Yes, Master. This is where the one named Dr. Gero lives and is currently at," 17 confirmed.
"Master, they are correct in the location. I can provide a lie detector if you'd like?" Cell suggested.
"SHUT UP!" The magician yelled, backhanding Cell, "I don't need your f***ing lie detectors! Now! Open the door!"
Cell, who flew back a few feet from the slap, immediately got up and stood in front of the door with 13 and 17, and together, all three blasted the door open, revealing Dr. Gero's lab.
Goku glanced at Frieza, who was clearly angry at his best friend getting slapped. He gritted his teeth really hard, and sparks started to shoot out of him. He got up, his mind set on beating up the magician, but Piccolo quickly yanked him down while whispering, "Not yet!"
After a few more minutes, Goku nodded, and everyone carefully walked through Dr. Gero's door to see Dr. Gero himself, tied to the table and gagged with tape. The magician was laughing evilly, while the Androids had ki blasts up to his face.
"How do you like being humiliated?! Doesn't feel too good, doesn't it?!" Magician Gertrude screamed at Dr. Gero, then went back to laughing manically.
"Hey! What's going on?!" Goku's voice finally spoke, causing Gertrude and the Androids to turn around and face the Z Warriors.
"This is none of your business!" Gertrude yelled, then turned to 13, 17, and Cell, "You three, get them!"
"Yes Master," They automatically replied, and all three charged towards Goku. Frieza lunged at Cell, causing both to crash against the wall, fighting.
Piccolo roundhouse kicked 17 into a bunch of lab experiments, and charged towards him for a follow up attack.
13 grinned menacingly at Goku and Vegeta, and powered up to his fullest. Goku turned to Vegeta with a questioning look, and Vegeta returned it with a nod, causing Goku to charge up and go after Android 13.
While everyone was distracted, Bulma ran towards the control panel, to look for any weaknesses the hypnosis might have. Vegeta then turned to Gertrude, who smirked evilly, "Do you know who I am?"
"No, but I'm about to beat it out if you!" Vegeta growled, stepping towards Gertrude. Just then, Vegeta's eyes widened as he felt a familiar surge of evil start to grow within him.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Vegeta screamed as he dropped to his knees and tried to get rid of the blinding pain.
"Vegeta!" Goku gasped, before crashing into the ceiling after being brutally punched by Android 13.
"I now remember who you are..." Vegeta growled, clutching his head to stay in control, "I'm right...aren't I?!"
Gertrude chuckled evilly, "You're right...you finally found out who I am.." He removed his cloak, revealing at oh so familiar face that everyone knew...
Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
T3n4r1 chapter 13
Hooray for plot! And also being well-written at the same time! And pancakes! Mmm, pancakes...
Also, Vegeta, if you want these pancakes, *reveals stack of 20 pancakes* you have to beat Kakarot in a spar. Without harming the environment.
I've been with this story for a while now, and I just keep coming back hoping for updates. One of the best, in my opinion.
And if any flames come, just use those to cook s'mores.
Me: -Chopper blush and dance- You're flattery doesn't affect me, stupid! Heh...Anyway, thanks! I'll definitely use the burning fire to create smores!
Vegeta: *hiss* I'll try, even though it's physically impossible to not kill anything else!
Guest chapter 1
maybe you should put gohan in 3rd grade
Me: Already did 3rd grade!
queenvicky99 chapter 13
YAYYYY! Wait No! It's almost the end - , Oh my .Well at least that tells me high school is almost here ! Which I'm super ready for . I have a feeling I know who the magician is but I'll just wait to see ** .Well *sniffles * Three more chapters ...Can't wait 3,until next update! Chow! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Me: Heh heh, well, were you right? And I'm HYPED for high school!
Vegeta: The magician is-
emgirl53 chapter 13
Omigosh who's controlling the androids? WHO?
Me: Well, you gotta keep reading!
Vegeta: -With ducktape in his mouth- MMPH MPPPH MPPPH!
Piccolo: And that was Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
"BABIDI?!" Everyone screamed in disbelief.
"Yes...It was me this whole time! My plan was to control the most powerful Androids, so I can destroy the man who created them...Dr. Gero!" Babidi explained.
"B-But why?!" Piccolo growled, throwing several ki blasts at Android 17, who deflected them all.
"Because, Dr. Gero stole the most important person in the world to me...Gracie!" Babidi growled as he clenched his hands in anger.
"Mmph! Mmph! Mmph!" Dr. Gero muffled through the tape.
Babidi grew angry and hit Dr. Gero with a nearby chair, causing it to fall apart on impact, "Shut your mouth!"
"Gracie...you mean the Walmart robot who married Gero...?" Goku remembered that day a few years ago...
Flashback-
They all released their attacks as they combined, and shot it towards Barney.
Barney screamed as he tried to block it, but it was impossible.
The attack obliverated (Is that a real word?!) Barney, just in time to witness 11:59, turn into 12:00, Christmas Day.
"YAY!" Everyone cheered as Barney was defeated.
Dr. Gero started crying as he yelled, "All I wanted was love!"
"Is there anyway of getting the children back from their hypnotized state?" Goku asked.
Dr. Gero said, "No, and there is no cure! They will be hypnotized forever!"
Bulma said, "That's why we got the Dragon Balls,"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Dr. Gero screamed.
The kids awkwardly left Gero in his wallowing.
End Flashback-
"Wait...Dr. Gero tried to control us too!" Goku realized, connecting the events together.
"That's right! But I was actually smart and succeeded!" Babidi evilly chuckled.
"But what does Gracie have to do with this!?" Goku questioned.
"Well, it all started back in 1995..." Babidi recalled.
Flashback-
It was the wedding of Dr. Gero and Gracie. Everyone was there (mainly to make fun of him) and things were getting near the end.
"Man, I can't believe Dr. Gero married a robot..." Bardock shook his head, while turning to Gine.
"Oh be nice!" Gine lightly slapped Bardock's arm, and rubbed her belly, where her first born was currently in.
"This is insane..." King Vegeta snarled, getting real tired of this 'wedding'.
"I know right..." Paragus sighed, rubbing his forehead.
"Any objections?" The pastor asked the audience.
There was a long silence, until a voice yelled out, "I OBJECT!"
Everyone turned to see Babidi walk up thw aisle, and all started to crack up laughing all at once.
"You of all people are objecting?!" King Vegeta roared out of laughter, while many people joined in.
"Can't you see that I love Gracie more?!" Babidi growled, ignore all of the laughs and teasing.
"Ha! Who cares?! Gracie is mine! Guards!" Dr. Gero yelled.
"Hey! Get your hands off of me!" Babidi screamed as he was dragged away from the wedding, and ended up getting literally kicked out.
End Flashback-
"..."
"What?!" Babidi yelled.
"Gracie is dead, you know! So there's no reason to get revenge on Dr. Gero! That was years ago!" Bulma yelled, typing more information into the console.
"But she could've been alive if Gero would've taken better care of her! Like I could've had! But she had to choose Mr. Wife Killer!" Babidi growled, "I wanted love too, but she never gave me the chance!"
"You're insane!" Bulma yelled, "She's a ROBOT! Robots have NO EMOTIONS!"
"You're lying! Look at 17 and 18! They clearly express emotion!" Babidi counter argued.
"They're HALF HUMAN! Of course they show emotion! And even if they do, it's not much anyway!" Bulma objected.
"S-Shut up! You know NOTHING!" Babidi screamed.
Bulma suddenly heard the console ring, and turned towards it. Her expression grew hopeful as she called out to the Z Warriors, "Hey! I found out the key to unhypnotizing them! You either trigger some emotion out of them, or knock them out unconscious!"
"Really?! That's it?!" Piccolo yelled, fazing behind 17 and chopped his neck with his hand, causing him to immediately get knocked out.
Goku did the same to 13, and both Androids ended up knocked out cold.
"NO!" Babidi screamed, sensing that his plan was falling apart. He tried to contact Android 18 and 14, but they weren't answering back.
Vegeta gave one last scream as he finally got rid of all the evil that was trying to intrude in him. He fell onto his back, panting heavily. Bulma ran towards him to give him a senzu bean.
Babidi looked around him. He was trapped, with him being outnumbered. He yelped as Vegeta, Goku, and Piccolo started walking towards him with deadly intentions.
Suddenly, two figures arrived at the scene, just in time. The three Z Fighters turned around to see the faces of two strange beings around their age, but they were very powerful.
Babidi's grin turned into a sadistic one as he drawled, "Hello...Mira and Towa..."
Meanwhile-
Frieza and Cell stood many feet apart from each other, both wearing glares of hatred. They were currently at a wasteland, not too far away from the base, and both were ready to fight to the death.
"So...this how it ends...our friendship, our dreams...one of our lives...all these years, wasted!" Frieza hissed as he took on his fighting stance.
"...We never had a friendship," Cell whispered emotionlessly as he took on his fighting stance.
"Take it back...TAKE IT BACK!" Frieza screamed as he powered up and charged towards Cell with anger in his eyes.
Cell blocked Frieza's fists with his, and they both yelled as one's power tried to outmatch the other's. The ground started shaking and breaking off as both boys started pulled back from one another and charged, exchanging punches and kicks.
"TAKE IT BACK!" Frieza screamed punching Cell in the face, which caused him to crash into the ground.
"NEVER!" Cell screamed back as he quickly rebounded from the ground and kicked Frieza into a pillar of rocks.
Frieza emerged from them quickly and prepared his final attack, "If you're not gonna be a man and lie like a little b**** about it...I might as well kill you right now!"
Frieza started growing a huge ball into the tip of his finger, growing the size of a small planet. He lifted it with both hands and screamed as he released his ultimate attack, "GO TO H***!"
Cell's eyes suddenly widened in realization as he saw Frieza's attack. He shook his head of the lingering effects of the hypnosis. 'That attack will kill the planet! What have I done?!' he thought.
Cell powered up to the fullest and began his counterattack, "Ka...me...ha...me...HAAAA!" He screamed as his attack clashed with Frieza's. Both parties struggled against the other's attack, until Cell decided he had enough. He powered up even more, overlapping Frieza's attack as he finally blew it away, towards the sun to perish.
Frieza and Cell both let out tired gasps of air and finally collapsed to the ground beside each other. There was a tension filled silence as Cell glanced at Frieza. His face was stone cold, but Cell knew he had hurt his feelings. Both sat up, starting to gain their energy back.
"...I'm *gasp* sorry *pant*..." Cell apologized, "I didn't *gasp* know what I *pant* was saying..."
Frieza's eyes widened as he stared at Cell, but his face turned back cold, "I have *pant* only one question...Did you *gasp* mean what you said *pant* about us never being friends?"
"...No, I never meant it...We're best friends...aren't we?" Cell asked as he put out his hand.
"...Yeah," Frieza's cold face broke out into a satisfied smirk as he shook Cell's hand in a regained friendship.
Next Time- The Final Battles! Krillin vs. 18!
Well, this was a crazy chapter! I'm NOT doing a stupid Xenoverse saga, I'm just putting some villains into it. Demigra's not gonna be in this story and Future Trunks isn't gonna return anytime soon. But tomorrow (Or like under 24 hours) I will release the conclusion to this saga and the final chapter will be released Thursday! I hope you enjoyed this chapter and make sure you favorite, follow, and review! Oh yeah! I updated my website! All of my completed fanfictions are on there! And it's all in one page instead of parts, so it'll be easier to read! Look on my page for the link!
Chapter 15: The Final Battles! Krillin vs 18!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything!
Chapter 14: The Final Battles! Krillin vs. 18!
Piccolo: Last Time on Dbz in Elementary School: 5th Grade!
"BABIDI?!" Everyone screamed in disbelief.
"Yes...It was me this whole time! My plan was to control the most powerful Androids, so I can destroy the man who created them...Dr. Gero!" Babidi explained.
"B-But why?!" Piccolo growled.
"Because, Dr. Gero stole the most important person in the world to me...Gracie!" Babidi growled as he clenched his hands in anger.
"You're insane!" Bulma yelled, "She's a ROBOT! Robots have NO EMOTIONS!"
Bulma called out, "Hey! I found out the key to unhypnotizing them! You either trigger some emotion out of them, or knock them out unconscious!"
Babidi yelped as Vegeta, Goku, and Piccolo started walking towards him with deadly intentions.
Suddenly, two figures arrived at the scene, just in time.
Babidi's grin turned into a sadistic one as he drawled, "Hello...Mira and Towa..."
"...I'm *gasp* sorry *pant*..." Cell apologized, "I didn't *gasp* know what I *pant* was saying..."
Frieza's eyes widened as he stared at Cell, but his face turned back cold, "I have *pant* only one question...Did you *gasp* mean what you said *pant* about us never being friends?"
"...No, I never meant it...We're best friends...aren't we?" Cell asked as he put out his hand.
"...Yeah," Frieza's cold face broke out into a satisfied smirk as he shook Cell's hand.
Piccolo: Now...
It was at the plaza, where mass destruction and chaos took place. Android 14 kicked Turles away into a building, knocking him out unconscious.
"Turles!" Celeria yelled, wincing at her bruised arm.
"There's no sufficient chance that the three of you will beat me! One is unconscious, while the two of you are too weak!" Android 14 calculated.
Tarble got up from the heap of cars that he was thrown into. He got up and walked towards Celeria, "Man, this guy's tough..."
"I know...we're supposed to be with Vegeta and the others right now!" Celeria whined.
"Well, there's only one thing to do..." Tarble said. Celeria nodded towards him and they got into position.
"Fu...sion! Ha!" Celeria and Tarble yelled as they fused.
There was a shining bright light that blinded Android 14 temporarily, before he was kicked away by Celible.
"Let's finish this!" Celible yelled as it powered up into a Super Saiyan and charged after Android 14.
It found him just getting up from the ground and Celible immediately attacked him with jabs to the stomach, and a knee to the head, making him go down.
Celible then took out Tarble's remote to his pod, and pressed a few buttons. A few seconds later, a giant pod came crashing down right where Android 14 was laying, rendering him unconscious.
"I did it!" Celeria smiled happily and did a little dance. After that, it sensed Vegeta's power and took off towards that area.
Back at Dr. Gero's Lab-
"...Who are you?!" Goku asked, not recognizing these beings.
"I am Towa...and this is my boyfriend, Mira. We've come here to assist Babidi, for a generous amount of money..." Towa introduced herself. She then looked at Vegeta, who immediately snarled at her, "Did you know that your son, Trunks faced us before?"
Vegeta and Bulma's eyes widened at the mention of Future Trunks. Vegeta's eyes then narrowed as he answered, "Yeah, what about it?...How do you even know that he's my son?"
"Oh, we know everything...but, that's a tale for another time...Mira, get them," Towa commanded.
Mira glanced at Piccolo and immediately went forward for the offensive. Piccolo growled and sent a ki blast to his face, but Mira fazed behind him, kicking him through the wall.
"Piccolo!" Goku screamed as he powered up into a Super Saiyan and started charging after Mira.
Mira turned around and both collided with their own kicks. Goku went forward with a punch, but Mira easily grabbed his wrist and threw him to the ground. Goku shakily got up, and knew this was gonna be a tough battle, 'I need to transform to a higher level!'
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Goku screamed as he transformed into a Super Saiyan 3. Goku Instant Transmissioned towards Mira and attempted to punch him. Unfortunately, Mira dodged right on time, making Goku punch the ground, creating a huge hole.
"Face it, no one is more powerful than Mira," Towa boasted, very confident in his abilities, "That's why I created him, to be the most powerful warrior in the universe!"
"So...You're a scientist too?!" Bulma nervously inched beside Towa.
"Yes, the smartest of my kind. My genius intellect is a more than adequate substitution for my power," Towa informed.
"I bet people make fun of you for your power, compared to your mind..." Bulma guessed.
"You guessed correctly, but whoever did ended up dead due to my intellect," Towa nodded.
"You're like me in that aspect! Finally! Someone who understands my pain!" Bulma cracked a smile, "You mind if I see your blueprints into making Mira?!"
"Woman! Stop making friends with the enemy!" Vegeta screamed from across the room.
"Shut up!" Bulma screamed back, then turned to Towa, "Any weapons on you?"
"AAAGGHH!" Goku gasped as he turned back into his normal state, his energy wasted. Mira calmly walked towards Goku and charged a ki ball to his face. He was then knocked down by Vegeta, who took on a fighting stance.
Mira got up and charged towards Vegeta, who also transformed into a Super Saiyan 3.
At West City Plaza-
Krillin searched the area for 18, and finally spotted her destroying a hospital.
"18!" Krillin called out as he landed in front of her, "What's happened to you?! Come on, let's go-"
The next thing he knew was that he was crashed into a deserted Italian restaurant. Krillin shakily got up and looked up at 18, who was menacingly walking through the glass wall towards him.
"18...I don't wanna fight you..." Krillin warned as he backed away a few feet in his fighting stance.
"You're no match for me, no use putting up a fight," 18's voice finally spoke, "But, if you want to spare a few more extra minutes of life, then I'll fight you for amusement..."
18 charged towards Krillin and started throwing punches and kicks towards his way. Krillin tried to dodge without hitting 18, but ended up kicked into a damaged car.
Krillin got out and suddenly, he was lifted into the air by 18, who grabbed his collar. 18 glowered at him and demanded, "Why aren't you hitting me back?!"
Krillin stuttered out, "I-I really don't want to hit a pretty girl..."
18 paused for a moment, before shaking the complement off and punched him to the ground.
Krillin shakily got up and started backing away, "C-Come on 18, snap out of it! I know you're better than this!"
18 merely glared at him and lifted him up, aiming a ki blast to his head.
"18! Please don't do this! You're the prettiest, most wonderful person I've ever met! I love you!" Krillin shouted out.
18's eyes widened, as she heard Krillin's words. Everything started coming back to her, and she carefully set the shaking Krillin down. The lingering effects of the hypnosis went away.
"...18?" Krillin questioned, wondering why his life hasn't ended yet. The next thing he knew, he was being pulled into a hug.
"..." Krillin blushed, not knowing what to do, but hug her back. He guessed that being hypnotized wasn't a good feeling, because 18 was squeezing him a bit too tight.
Back to Dr. Gero's Lab-
"Argh!" Vegeta panted as he rested on the ground, in his normal state. He didn't get why or how Mira was so powerful. He didn't wanna do this, but it was his last resort.
Mira slowly walked towards Vegeta with a ki blast ready to fire at his head. When the ki blast was none but an inch away from his head, Vegeta took action.
In a flash, Vegeta transformed into a Super Saiyan God, with his ki exploding in rage. Mira's eyes widened as he couldn't sense his ki, but he felt how much powerful Vegeta was in this state.
Vegeta's red eyes flashed as he charged towards Mira, and started beating him up flawlessly. No hits were missed and every hit towards Vegeta was dodged instantly.
As Vegeta kicked Mira into the wall effortlessly, he powered down to his normal state, knowing that Mira isn't strong enough to handle even a Super Saiyan.
"I must've underestimated them..." Towa muttered thinking up some plan of temporarily escape.
"So...is you and your boyfriend serious?" Bulma asked Towa, then giggled girlishly, "I'm in a serious relationship with Vegeta...I think,"
Towa rolled her eyes at the annoying girl with a faint blush, whilst Vegeta was blushing extremely red, "Woman! Stop talking about our personal business to the enemy!"
As Mira started getting up, he sensed another energy arrive. Vegeta turned his head towards the entrance and shook his head, "About time you got here!"
Cell and Frieza was at the entrance, ready for battle in their fighting poses. Cell smirked, "Sorry for the wait, I'm just now getting ahold of my brain..."
Next to arrive was Celible, who landed while grinning sheepishly, "Android 14 was a bigger deal than I thought..."
"Hmph, we'll since you presence is here, I assume that you beat him," Vegeta analyzed.
"Yeah! I kicked some a**!" Celible smirked.
"Pfft, must be a hard person to beat if you fused..." Piccolo grunted, standing up.
After that was Turles, 18, and Krillin who just landed at the scene. Krillin smiled and said, "Hall Monitor Krillin saved the day and got the girl!"
18 scoffed while walked ahead of him, making Krillin stutter apologies. Turles started boasting, "Yeah, well I beat up Android 14 and saved Celible from getting killed!"
"Liar!" Everyone screamed.
Before Turles was able to retort, Goku got up, smiling.
"Good job Krillin!" Goku praised, then got up from his spot and turned into a Super Saiyan God, "Now let's finish this!"
Mira looked at everyone and concluded that they were way too powerful for him. He turned to Towa and said, "I need more power..."
Towa thought a few seconds before she nodded, "Yes, we must retreat...for now. We'll more than likely have to face that brat and the Future Warrior though..."
Babidi stuttered with horror, "W-What do you mean 'retreat'?! I was gonna give you-" .
"Too bad, we need to research more," Towa interrupted, "And even if we kill them, we'll face the Future Warrior...again,"
"Excuse me, but who is this 'Future Warrior'?" Bulma questioned.
"That something for me to know and you to never find out," Towa scoffed as she teleported to Mira and grabbed his shoulder.
"Science Vanish!" Towa called out before her and Mira disappeared.
"..."
Everyone turned towards Babidi with a glare, making him yelp in fear, "G-Guys, you really...don't-"
In an instant, a blast engulfed Babidi, destroying him to the core. Everyone looked at Vegeta, who cracked his neck and knuckles, "About time the d*** frog got killed..."
"THAT WAS A FROG?!" Bulma screamed.
Cell rolled his eyes and walked towards where Dr. Gero was and untaped his mouth.
"I'M FREE!" Were Dr. Gero's first words, "Now untie my arms and legs!"
Cell untied his arms and legs, making Gero get up from the table, "Thank you all for saving me!"
"Hmph, we didn't do it for you, crazy old man, we did it to get out of health class!" Frieza scoffed.
"I did it cause of the food!" Goku chuckled at his grumbling stomach.
"I did it to kill!" Vegeta smirked evilly.
"Well, I did it to save 18, the girl of my dreams!" Krillin blushed deeply.
"Shut up, Baldy..." 18 scoffed, but her face was tinged with a little red.
"So what do we do now?" Celible asked.
"WHAT IS YOUR WISH?" Shenlong boomed.
"I wish that the destruction and innocent lives caused by Babidi and the Androids were to be restored with no memories of today!" Goku recited Bulma's detailed with on a piece of paper.
"YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED! I SHALL RETURN BACK INTO MY SLUMBER!" Shenlong yelled then went back into the Dragon Balls, which scattered across the Earth.
"Well, we saved the Earth once again!" Goku smiled.
"And school's over, meaning that we can go home," Bulma hinted, meaning 'Get the h*** outta my house'
"Well, see you guys tomorrow," Turles waved, taking off.
"Yeah, see ya!" Krillin left out also, with Goku and Piccolo following him. 18 and 17 nodded before leaving. After that, Frieza and Cell left, claiming that they wanted to play video games.
Bulma 'hmphed', then turned to Vegeta and Celible, "Aren't you gonna leave too?"
"We're hungry," Vegeta and Celible explained, their stomachs growling.
"Uggh..." Bulma groaned, leading them to the kitchen.
Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
The Vampire Queen Lori chapter 14
Awwwwwwwwwwww how awesome! Vegeta and Goku? Keep your women safe!
Me: I guess so
Vegeta: SHUT UP! I am more than capable of keeping a female safe!
Guest chapter 14
I have a question for Vegeta. Would you rather eat worms or waffles?
Me: I would choose waffles...
Vegeta: Argh...I...I...I...I'd choose waffles! But I'll hate it!
DrMario chapter 14
I love your stories! Please update soon!
Me: Thanks!
Vegeta: ...
Guest chapter 14
Nice story
Me: Thanks!
Vegeta: Pfft, this story makes Zarbon a pansy, Raditz as an idiot, my father as an game addict, and Brolly as a bigger maniac than he is!
queenvicky99 chapter 14
I KNEW IT ! I FLIPPING KNEW IT WAS BABIDI! *breathes * Ok let me calm down ...Alright let get on with the review. First wtf are they fighting over a *beeping * robot ! How *beeping * stupid are they ...Wait don't answer that ,I know the the math did Babidi mange to get the two butt faces from Xenoverse? Also Cell and Frieza loving friendship ...gross ,just playing, I loved it !I can't wait until the next chapter ** ,so ,so close to the end TT .Well at least there is still 4th grade and after that ** HIGH SCHOOL ! Also glad you are fired up and ready for high school ! You have to be alert and ready when you go .You must stay focused and always have a few best friend to talk to ! These are my tips for you .Oh and bring a luck from home ...trust me on that one ! Well I've said enough, one more thing ** my birthday draws nearer and nearer , I'm so excited *squee * .Alright until next update! Chow! ! ! ! ! !
Me: Yeah, I'm glad it's near the end, then only 10 more chapters of 4th grade then Elementary will be over for good!
Vegeta: YES!
Piccolo: And that was Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
One Week Later-
It was the last day of school before graduation. Everything's been pretty normal...a little too normal.
"WHAAAT?! You finally got a bra?!" Bulma gasped.
"Shhh! I don't want the whole world knowing!" Chi-Chi blushed, "The whole trip was so embarrassing! I swore I saw kids from this school!"
They were currently at recess, and Chi-Chi wanted to speak to Bulma and 18 privately, under the slide.
"And this thing itches! It feels irritating and I just wanna take it off!" Chi-Chi sobbed.
Bulma and 18 glanced knowingly at each other.
Bulma smiled at Chi-Chi's miserable face, "Well, you did say that you wanted a bra, did you? I warned you, but you didn't listen...*snicker* Anyway-"
"Hey! Are you gonna play hunt and kill with us or not?!" Vegeta poked his head under the slide, causing Chi-Chi and Bulma to squeal and blush. 18 just looked on with a blank face.
"It's hide and go seek, Vegeta, and yeah, we'll play!" Bulma smiled at Vegeta as she started to exit the slide.
As everyone gathered around the swings, Goku announced the rules, "Okay, so the rules are this. One person has to count to 30 by the slide with their eyes closed, and whoever gets caught has to join the seeker!"
Everyone nodded in understandment and Goku smiled, "Okay! So who's gonna count?" he turned to the person beside him, "Vegeta...?"
"No way! I counted last time!" Vegeta objected.
"Fine! Umm...Piccolo!" Goku chose.
"Everyone yelled at me cause I found everyone in under a minute," Piccolo snorted.
"Fine, Turles, you count!" Goku announced.
"What?! Why me?! It's because I look like you, doesn't it?!" Turles accused.
"Noooo..." Goku lied between his teeth.
"You know what?! Fine! I'll count!" Turles growled, causing everyone to sigh in relief.
While Turles was counting. Vegeta searched everywhere for a hiding spot, but couldn't find one. He then sighed while leaning against a tree. His eyes widened as he got a brilliant idea.
Bulma was sitting on a very large apple tree branch, snickering over how she got the best hiding spot. She then gasped as Vegeta's face came into view while climbing.
"Hey! This is my spot, get your own!" Bulma whispered.
"No way! There's plenty of room up here!" Vegeta whispered back, sitting beside her on the branch. There was a long silence while they witnessed Turles catching Goku, Krillin, then Celeria.
While watching, Bulma buried her head in Vegeta's shoulder. Vegeta's breath caught up in his throat and his face burned.
'She's done this a million times! Why do I feel strange...' Vegeta couldn't even understand himself, which was infuriating.
Bulma lifted her head and blushed. Their noses were touching and their lips were only a few centimeters apart. Both started to lean closer-
"VEGETA AND BULMA SITTING IN A TREE! F-U-C-"
"TURLES!" All of the Z Warriors screamed in mortification.
Bulma and Vegeta quickly recoiled away from each other quickly screaming, "WHAT?!"
Turles was the first head to pop out of the leaves of the tree, "Heh...sorry..."
Celeria's was next, "You were supposed to spell kissing you pervert!"
"Aw babe, I said I was sorry..." Turles whined.
"You should be! We could've gotten suspended when 6th grade starts up!" Cell growled, his head popping up next.
"Hmph..." Piccolo snorted and looked away, obviously not interested in the conversation.
"Well I'm starting to get bored," 17 snorted to 18.
"Are we done playing hide and seek?" Frieza growled, bored out of his mind.
"No! We're supposed to find everyone! We still haven't found Hercule, Majin Buu, and Zarbon!" Tights bonked Frieza's head.
"...Hey guys...I'm hungry..." Goku whined, causing everyone to shut their mouths to think.
"..."
There was a long silence after that, before Krillin spoke, "So-"
"SHUT UP!" Vegeta's screamed while turning into a Super Saiyan in anger. It caused all of the kids of fall off of the tree, groaning as they hit the ground at the bottom.
Bulma glared at Vegeta, who snickered in return.
"There's the little troublemakers that skipped out on their final lesson!" a voice yelled.
Everyone turned to see Mr. Blutzinger walking towards them with an evil grin, and beside him was a School Board District Executive.
Vegeta floated himself and Bulma down from the tree and walked up to Mr. Blutzinger.
"What's going on now?!" Vegeta demanded.
"Well, since you guys refused to go on with the final health lesson, I decided to take bigger measures!" Mr. Blutzinger explained.
Vegeta glared at the Executive, who asked, "Young man, how old are you?"
"I'm 12, the brink of becoming a man!" Vegeta bragged, "Unlike these little prissy 11 year olds!"
"He just turned 12 a month ago," Bulma scoffed, making Vegeta glare at her.
"Well, since they are in elementary, they don't have to take the final health lesson until middle school, around the 7th grade," The Executive informed from the handbook.
"WHAT?! No! They have to take the final lesson!" Mr. Blutzinger cried.
"No they don't! Any objections, Mr. Buttstinger, and you'll be fired from your position!" The Executive threatened.
"I'll get you little brats one day!" Mr. Blutzinger yelled, then stomped angrily away.
"...What just happened?" Goku asked.
"I think we avoided traumatization..." Piccolo smirked, "Our ages actually benefited this situation..."
"We should eat to celebrate!" Goku smiled widely.
"No," Everyone shook their heads.
Just then, Vegeta spotted the Weedle slowly crawling towards the group.
"WEEDLE!" Goku cried, hiding behind Chi-Chi fearfully. Bulma clung to Vegeta, remembering the experience with the Beedrill.
Vegeta's eye twitched as he just about had it with the stupid Weedle, "Somebody! Give me two sticks!"
"Here," Piccolo tossed two sticks on the ground to Vegeta. Vegeta furiously rubbed the two sticks together until a spark came and a fire started.
"W-What are you doing?" Bulma asked, confused by the fire. Vegeta walked towards the Weedle and set it on fire with the stick.
As the Weedle burned to nothingness, Vegeta let out a deep, evil laugh, "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Goku gasped as there was literally no signs of the Weedle and ran towards Vegeta in amazement, "How did you know fire would kill him?!"
"Easy," Vegeta snickered, "I played Pokemon X and figured out that Fire types beat Bug types,"
"Ugh!" Everyone dropped to the ground in a dead faint.
Next Time- 5th Grade Graduation!
Man, this is a really long chapter! I'm just happy that this fic is nearly done, meaning that I can get 4th Grade over with by the time August 17th comes. Tomorrow I'll have the final chapter posted up and I'll add this entire story to my website, dragonball787fanficsdotblogspotdotcom make sure you check it out, since all my completed fics are on there, and if something happens to this account, I have back up stories, so I can post them again. Anyway, I hope all of you have a great day and make sure you follow, favorite, and review!
Chapter 16: 5th Grade Graduation
Disklaimer: I don't own all 4 of the Dragon Ball Series!
Chapter 15: 5th Grade Graduation!
Vegeta, Tarble, and Celeria were in the backseat, listening to their parents argue about which seats they were gonna sit at for their ceremony.
"We have to sit in the front! This is an important moment in our kids lives, and I need pictures!" KV's wife screeched while pulling her husband's ear.
Vegeta and Tarble grimaced at the sound of their mother's voice. They knew she was really mad now. They looked with wonder as Celeria didn't even flinch. Vegeta assumed that it was because his sister was a female.
"Stop pulling my ear! It's only 5th grade, you're acting like they're going to college!" King Vegeta rubbed his temples and parked the car the circle drive of North High Elementary, and three chibis quickly got out of the car and joined their peers, who were grouped together.
All of them were in front of the school doors, dressed in their little chibi graduation gowns. Goku, who spotted Vegeta and his siblings smiled wide and yelled, "Hey! Vegeta's here!"
Goku, Piccolo, Bulma, and Chi-Chi ran up to Vegeta and started sharing their excitement about moving to middle school.
"Isn't it awesome?! We'll finally have lockers!" Goku shook with excitement at the thought.
Chi-Chi huffed while crossing her arms, "It's not a big deal, Goku,"
"For once I actually agree with the harpy..." Vegeta muttered.
"Aw, don't be harsh on him, Vegeta!" Bulma scolded while wrapping an arm around Goku's neck, causing their cheeks to touch side by side, and then smiled, "I wanna locker too!"
Vegeta narrowed his eyes and hissed as his tail grabbed her waist and brought her closer to him, "Woman, what I only want from middle school is to chew gum in class!"
"Those are all stupid expectations!" Piccolo yelled, "Really? Chew gum and have lockers?! Well, I want to finally be a teenager, seems like the only good thing that'll come out of middle school!"
Everyone flinched at Piccolo's outburst, stepping a few feet away from him. Goku frowned and scratched his head, "Um...are you ok, Piccolo?"
"..." Piccolo didn't say another word as he sat down crossed legged and started meditating, leaving everyone confused.
"Hey! The doors are opening!" Cell yelled as he opened the unlocked door of the school started walking in the school towards the gym, where the ceremony will be held.
Frieza trailed after him, along with other kids, wanting to hurry up and get into their seats in time. Krillin, who was with 18 and 17, waved to Goku, calling him over with Chi-Chi, and they went into the building.
Bulma, who was still outside with Vegeta, turned towards him and smiled, "Well, let's go!"
All of the kids were sitting in chairs of a bunch of rows on the floor of the gym. Sitting on the bleachers were the adults. Many of them were holding up cameras and taking pictures of their kids while talking.
The smarter kids with the best grades were placed in the front, while the less smarter kids were placed in the back. Goku frowned as the only people he knew that was around him was Majin Buu, Brolly, Bojack, and Master Roshi. He looked in front of him to see Bulma, Cell, Chi-Chi, Piccolo, the Androids, Tights, Whis, Tien and Celeria up in the front. In the middle was Vegeta, Turles, Frieza, Krillin, Taleem, Zarbon, Launch, Hercule, and Beerus.
"Hey Vegeta!" Goku tried yell, but everyone was louder than him. He sighed and just decided to wait until the ceremony was over.
"What a glorious day for the perfect being as myself," Cell bragged, obviously enjoying that he was in the 1st row.
"You do too much..." Bulma snorted beside him, "Why don't you be humble for once in your life?!"
"You're the one to say..." Piccolo snickered.
"Oi! I heard you Piccolo!" Bulma yelled in anger.
17 shook his head, "You know, I'd like these people if they weren't so annoying..."
"You'd still not like them..." 18 disagreed.
Just then, the assistant principal walked up to the stage and began the ceremony, "These kids have gone through a lot in the past 5 years, and now it's time for them to blossom and continue their life journey through..."
'Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah' Was all what Vegeta heard before everyone stood up to sing the national school theme song.
It was very awkward, with only a few parents and the assistant principal singing. None of the kids and most of the adults didn't wanted to sing at all, causing there to be a silence after the last lyrics were sung. Everyone sat back down, barely clapping, and the assistant principal continued with the ceremony.
After a few more words spoken, the lady finally spoke the words, "Congratulations! You have all now passed Elementary school!"
All the kids started to cheer and went towards the banquet table. Goku was first, obviously, and he started grabbing all of the food, causing outrage to everyone else.
"Hey! At least let me get some!" Turles yelled.
"Yeah!" Celeria and Tarble agreed.
"I want some food!" Tien yelled as he snatched a piece of fish from Goku's pile of food in his hands.
"Hey! That was mine!" Goku whined.
"Goku! Stop hogging all of the food!" Chi-Chi screamed in shame as she banged his head with a frying pan.
Goku cringed in pain as he rubbed his head, "Sorry..."
Krillin managed to sneak a piece of cake and snickered as he ran from Goku's sight. Unfortunately, he ran into Piccolo, and his cake smeared against his clothing.
"Heh heh...sorry about your clothes Piccolo..." Krillin apologized, fishing out a napkin and tried to clean it up, but it ended up failing as the cake smeared even more against his clothes.
When Krillin snuck a look at the unhappy Piccolo, he chuckled nervously before running off, screaming.
"COME BACK HERE!" Piccolo yelled as he sprinted after Krillin, running around the gym.
Meanwhile, Bulma and Vegeta were playing checkers on a nearby table, and both were struggling with their next moves.
Bulma had no choice but to move her red checker up a space, which caused Vegeta to double jump and steal two of her checkers. Bulma growled and took the opportunity to triple jump his black checkers, taking three.
"Hey! You cheated!" Vegeta yelled while slamming his hands angrily on the table.
"No way! You're just mad that I took three while you took two!" Bulma rubbed her success in his face, making him even more angry.
Vegeta looked at his remaining checkers. He grumpily moved one up, but groaned as he fell right into another one of her traps, "Oh no..."
"OH YEAH!" A voice yelled as the wall beside them busted open to reveal the Kool-Aid guy.
"..."
"...What...the...f***?!"King Vegeta yelled.
The Kool-Aid guy awkwardly backed away from the scene, leaving everyone dead silent out of shock.
Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
queenvicky99 chapter 15
XD oh gosh ,I'm going to miss 5th grade so much X3 ,but I'm so excited for high school so all good things must come to a end a something better to happening! Well until next update! Chow! ! ! ! ! !
Me: Yeah me too...thanks for sticking with me this whole time! ^_^
bob jones chapter 15
the one time when vegetas obsesession with burning stuff comes i handy is when they need to kill a weedle 0_o
Me: Lol true
Vegeta:...
Piccolo: And that was Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!
About a Half an Hour Later-
After the ceremony, Bulma was sitting on the playground bench, checking out her nails before a shadow covered her. She looked up to see Vegeta out of his gown, and his state of attire.
"...You beat the game?!" Bulma gasped as she quickly stood up, checking out his outfit.
Vegeta smirked proudly at himself as he wore his Saiyan armor with spandex, "Yeah, want proof?" He held up his Android and scrolled through the path of levels, which every single one was completed until it stopped with a 'Coming Soon'.
"Wow! Good job Vegeta! Too bad you can't wear that cute outfit anymore..." Bulma sighed.
Vegeta smirked while Bulma walked away, talking to other kids. He then smirked even more, grinning evilly as he looked at his score (999999999), his lives (999999999), and his energy (99999999). 'I hope she doesn't figure out that I downloaded a hacked version last month...'
Goku walked outside from the banquet, his face and hands full of cake.
He then saw some of the kids playing in the playground. He suddenly noticed that they weren't gonna have recess in middle school. He also noticed that they probably weren't gonna be in the same classroom. And that they weren't gonna mess with Blutzinger no more. With each thought Goku became less positive about middle school.
Goku rubbed his head, making cake smear, frustrated. He didn't know what to make of this...is this what everyone said about "growing up"? If it was, then he didn't wanna.
"Goku, stop making that face!" Chi-Chi yelled as she slapped the back of his head a few times to snap him out of it.
"Huh?" Goku looked around. He saw Chi-Chi, Vegeta, Bulma, Piccolo, Krillin, and 18 staring at him like he was a weirdo.
"What's up, Goku?" Bulma asked, concerned.
"Well, do you guys REALLY want to go to middle school? Like we'll have no recess, we probably won't be in the same classes, and we're not gonna torture Mr. Buttstinger no more..." Goku sighed, "And we're probably gonna go through awkward teenage stages,"
Piccolo shook his head, "Goku, we're gonna have to go through middle school to get to high school, so we can finally leave school in general,"
"Piccolo's right! Plus also, even if we stay in middle school, we're gonna have to go through awkward teenage stages anyway, so might as well get them over with," Krillin shrugged.
"And who cares if we're not gonna be in the same class? We're going to see each other at lunch anyway," Chi-Chi shook her head, "You can be so over dramatic sometimes..."
"Recess is only for 30 min., I think we can live without it..." 18 scoffed.
"Who cares about Buttstinger anyway? There's gonna be another principal, so we're just gonna torture him!" Vegeta blown out Goku's final reasonings of staying in 5th grade.
Bulma shrugged, "At least you start to get attention..." She winked at a crowd of boys not too far away, making all of the boys blush.
"Stop flirting!" Vegeta yelled, sick of all the attention that she's getting.
Bulma turned towards Vegeta and wrapped her arms around his neck, "I'm sowwy,"
"Shut up," Vegeta growled.
Bulma leaned over and kissed each side of Vegeta's cheek, then his nose. Before he could even speak, she ran off, laughing maniacally.
"..."
Piccolo waved a hand over Vegeta blushing face, "Umm..Vege-"
"-COME BACK HERE AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN!" Vegeta exploded as he ran after her.
"...Well, do you understand now?" Chi-Chi asked Goku.
"...No! This just makes me even more confused!" Goku groaned.
"Well, if it makes you feel any better, at least we're all together," Krillin suggested.
Goku looked around. Piccolo was meditating, Chi-Chi had a hand on his shoulder, 18 was chatting with 17, and Bulma suddenly got on Vegeta's back, much to his dismay.
He then turned to face Krillin, who was looking expectantly at him and smiled, "You're right Krillin!"
"Of course I am!" Krillin rubbed his bald head egotistically.
"Don't get too big headed, Vegeta's already enough," 18 snorted, walking up to her bald headed boyfriend.
"What the f*** did you just say, Android?!" Vegeta yelled as he stepped up to her. He then noticed that Bulma was still on his back, ruining his intimidation.
"Get off!" Vegeta yelled, running around to shake her off.
"Never!" Bulma yelled, grasping his tail from behind and started petting the fur.
Vegeta suddenly stopped and dropped down onto the ground, purring contently.
"How did you do that?!" Chi-Chi exclaimed in shock. She never knew that Saiyans could be controlled just like that.
"Lots of studying," Bulma snickered. Vegeta growled and weakly tried to get up while cursing, causing everyone to bust out laughing.
"Stop laughing! It's not funny! SHUT UP!" Vegeta screamed in anger.
'Well, at least you guys haven't changed...' Goku thought contently.
That was Goku's biggest problem with growing up: Change. But, it seems like things are still the same in his world...
And so, the Z Fighters finished their battle with Elementary and survived. But the war isn't done yet...Middle School awaits, the next challenger!
The End
A/N: Welp, and that was the end of their adventure in elementary school! Well...not quite. We still have 10 more chapters of 4th Grade left. I dunno if I should hurry up and get it over with or take my time and drag the chapters out. I'll probably go with the latter because I don't want you guys to be too bored, waiting for the official start of Freshman Saga. But I'm soo happy that my plan worked out well! It took nearly two years to get to this point, but it was worth it! I went through some tough times with this series, (Sometimes, I even wanted to just quit) but I kept on pushing through, and I couldn't have done it without you! But now as I am about to go into high school in less than a month, I can finish my final part of the series for 4 more years with confidence. I built up lots of character traits and development and a good setting. You literally cannot get the entire story without reading all the way back, starting at Dbz in Preschool. I've grown up alot, y'know...I remember being 12 and nervously typing my first chapter of Kindergarten. It took me a long time to get my writing style right, and make sure I add my own uniqueness to it. I never thought that I would do a full series...I only expected to do Kindergarten and just go back to my normal life, but it had the complete and opposite affect. Now I'm almost 15 and I'm planning out scenarios and normal/abnormal things in life they have to go through. I guess I'm making good use of this crazy imagination that I have. And man, all the haters I had to deal with just because my story was different than others. I know I'll STILL have to deal with them when I start Freshman Saga. But I'm glad that I built up a strong series and have good fans. But overall, I'm gonna try to be mature when dealing with people...if I yell at them, things are just probably gonna get worse...it's a high school fic, so I know this is more important than grade school ones. But overall, I would like to thank all of you for the 80+ reviews, and for sticking to this story. Man...this got deep...I'll post the next chapter of 4th Grade around starting sometime this month as it carries over to August. Anyway thanks for reading, make sure you favorite, follow and review!

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  1. AnonymousMarch 19, 2017 at 12:05 PM

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